True Facts About The Octopus

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Special thanks to the Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Another big thank you to MBARI
for their amazing deep sea footage
www.mbari.org/
Cirrate in pineapple posture :: mbari.org
Dumbo octopus swimming :: mbari.org
Amazing Octopus Transformation :: robert karchut
• Amazing Octopus Transf...
Cute octopus getting away with its shell :: arhnue tan
• Cute octopus getting a...
Octopus :: Timothy Ewing/Vimeo
vimeo.com/80781799
Hunting Octopus :: Pasi Lensu
• Hunting Octopus
Feeding Red Octopus :: mbari.org
White Octopus In Jar :: Getty Images
Octopus rubescens and spot prawns :: mbari.org
Why We're Suckers for the Giant Pacific Octopus :: Monterey Bay Aquarium
Octopus picks his nose :: Kristian Pettersson
• Octopus picks his "nos...
Mimic Octopus mating :: Elisabeth Lauwerys
• Mimic Octopus mating
Octopus Beak ::Gary Ombler/Getty Images
Octopus's Junkyard :: Laura James
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vimeo.com/31633968
RuggedTerrain and Good Walk (walking octopus) :: crissy huffard
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Little Octopus Climbing Over Rock :: Parry Gripp
• Little Octopus Climbin...
Octopus walks on dry land, Broome :: Museum Victoria
• Octopus walks on dry l...
Octopus in Redsea TLC :: adelredsea1
• Octopus in Redsea TLC
best octopus sex :: surfbroandy
• best octopus sex
more octo hatch, Octo Nest :: Laura James
• more octo hatch... oct. 1
Octo Nest # 5 :: Laura James
vimeo.com/27141816
Life of an Octo :: Laura James
• Life of an Octo
Go Baby Go :: Laura James
• gobabygo
yolk jelly and red octopus school :: MBARI
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@zoeyk1455 5 лет назад

What have we learned today? "Clams are stupid." Oh, and octopuses(?) are hard-core

@morromenos1016 5 лет назад

Yeah, it's octopuses. The difference between Greek based words and Latin based words makes English possibly the worst language ever.

@MellowDarkflower 5 лет назад

Can be either Octopuses or Octopi. Relies on sentence structure.

@Slouchy-tw1rw 5 лет назад

we also learnt that two of the octopuses arms are legs

@suchanhachan 4 года назад

And that Charlotte's Web would definitely not work underwater...

@mavmav0YT 4 года назад

Bunker Sieben I think octopodes or octopuses are the two most correct.

@SatisfiedShark 9 лет назад

I'm going to call octopuses "floppy floppy spiders" from now on.

@littlekittytv7893 9 лет назад

sum1unoforever yes brony

@DesignzRUs1 9 лет назад

RuneChaosMarine you think that's bad? Look at the title of his videos

@RuneChaosMarine 9 лет назад

i may have to watch some of those lolol.

@thesenate3842 8 лет назад

DesignzRUs1 DAFUQ DID I JUST LOOK AT ON THAT CHANNEL

@DesignzRUs1 8 лет назад

callsign hook I don't know. The guy has issues. I don't even think a psychiatrist can help

@jhunreyi 4 года назад

imagine you’re at a bar fight and one person severs their arm and everyone is staring at the wiggling arm on the floor while that person escapes

@danielleking262 3 года назад

💥👍

@junebugthehivewing8124 3 года назад

Everyone: Go! Go! G-? *arm wriggles away* Everyone: *confused screaming*

@SteveRogers0768 3 года назад

I can see dead pool doing that to the avengers if they ever caught him.

@doubtful_seer 3 года назад

@@SteveRogers0768 I’m going to guess you can see this cause it happened and you just don’t want to remember it as real, huh, Steve?

@proton8689 2 года назад

That's how an octopus do.

@blixer8384 4 года назад

2:55 For those wondering the Octopus doesn’t have an anus. “Bodily Waste” is removed through the siphon which is located under the floppy head part of the octopus.

@Chemclskinz 4 года назад

So what you are saying is when they use the siphon to propel themselves they are literally running on shit? XD

@Endoptic 4 года назад

@@Chemclskinz Farts actually, though sharting must occasionally occur.

@epiendless1128 4 года назад

So it shits out of its nose?!?

@sundaymourning5329 4 года назад

I absolutely WAS wondering, so thank you! 🐙

@MystralThunder 4 года назад

Kind of exactly like a snail, Octopi basically had their shell un evolved, but the main parts of the inside of a snail shell, is basically that of a mantle of an octopus. Snails and Octopi both poop through their mantle.

@thomassaisani2665 5 лет назад

"One floating duck does not a children's story make." Gold

@jamesthemagpie3202 4 года назад

Try me, I will write that children's story.

@gaylieethebeauty5937 4 года назад

I dont get that line bwehehehe.. wil u explain in to me hehe

@tomtuck3656 4 года назад

@shafta99 1

@Merilirem 4 года назад

@shafta99 The ugly duckling was not a duck.

@Endoptic 4 года назад

@shafta99 Several ducks but one cygnet.

@n.anderson3509 5 лет назад

"You risk your hand getting preeegnant..." Oh my! O__O

@schnoig_ 5 лет назад

N. Anderson woops, Karen I done it again. My hand is pregnant

@Nakai865 5 лет назад

6 3 6

@misery_shun 4 года назад

Now I know why tentacle hentai is a thing O-O

@lorenzot7107 4 года назад

all the Japanese Hentaistudios like you'r coment

@kaseybennett7415 4 года назад

I do not now how a human can make that noise that was him saying pregnant

@BudDinktrap 3 года назад

I feel like if octopus moms didn't die before their eggs hatched, so they could teach them things, they'd be able to take over the ocean.

@Jebu911 3 года назад

Too bad the dad octopus is a deadbeat father.

@mightypancake2211 2 года назад

@@Jebu911 No the dad withers away and dies too. So for the octopi mating means death.

@agneshaycollection6129 2 года назад

@@mightypancake2211 There is no Oedipus complex for octopuses. Freud is lucky not being octopus.

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 года назад

They have incredibly short lifespans, too. Bizarrely short for creatures so intelligent.

@officert5147 2 года назад

@@mightypancake2211 really puts the dead in deadbeat i guess

@mjrchapin 2 года назад

This barely scratches the octopi weirdness: They have three hearts and blue copper (not iron) based blood and are extremely ancient; they and the squids are considered by some Pacific Tribes as the last survivors of the Previous World. Thanks for another hilarious episode!

@researcherchameleon4602 2 года назад

If you had evidence that millions of years ago, octopi had an empire, which fell when their average life expectancy dropped to about a year, I wouldn’t be too surprised

@miab-p6874 2 года назад

Wow! That's pretty epic.

@booradley4237 2 года назад

'Octopuses' is the proper word now. And you claim to be some sort of expert....smh!

@segueoyuri 2 года назад

@@booradley4237 did you mean octopussy?

@InitHello 2 года назад

They also don't have cone cells in their retinas, just rods. But somehow they can still match the color of their background.

@longtail4711 4 года назад

"Therefore shaking hands with a male octopus is sort of like Russian Roulette. But instead of dying, you risk your hand getting preeeeg'nant."

@gnanokim2158 3 года назад

Red Velvet lol

@DenisBonenfantclaveciniste 3 года назад

that was the best line....lol

@Kisuke323 3 года назад

that was good

@mysticmind4563 3 года назад

To them, hand holding is literally lewd.

@shankzula6332 3 года назад

I died when he said that shit lol

@moneyman5037 5 лет назад

Predator: I’m going to eat you Octopus: loses arm Predator: what the hell

@mr.vansjohnson7469 4 года назад

Octopus: okay fine but one piece

@Kongstudios2 4 года назад

@@mr.vansjohnson7469 That's very decent of him, recommending a quality Anime to the predator 😂!

@adonistouriarte4842 4 года назад

Predator: *gets* *pregnant*

@keihan5 4 года назад

@@adonistouriarte4842 Ooops that wasn't an arm... or was it?

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 года назад

It scares the hell out of muggers too.

@irrelevantperson785 4 года назад

"Just remember, if you're writing a children's story, ONE of the animals can die.. not all of them." The Animals of Farthing Wood: _Hold my beer_

@saphirefoxirl 4 года назад

Lets not forget watership down :) ... or the Run With the Wind series (not quite as bad but still certainly more than one animal dies) ... or Chase the Wind by Pat Hynes, that one is seriously messed up Oh and 'A Hive for the Honey Bee'... everyone dies in that! (I love all of these, not sure what that says about me)

@paulcrandell2198 4 года назад

Obviously clams wrote those stories.

@mangaanimefan3089 4 года назад

What is Animals of Farthing Wood about? It sounds interesting, so does that Running with the Wind.

@saphirefoxirl 4 года назад

@@mangaanimefan3089 Animals of Farthing Wood (by Colin Dann) is about a group of animals who's home (Farthing Wood) is being destroyed and have to work together to travel to a new home. It was made into an animated t.v. series (I think in the 90s). Run With the Wind (by Tom McCaughran) is the first book in a six book series about the lives of a group of foxes.

@paulcrandell2198 4 года назад

@@saphirefoxirl You forgot to mention that there is a lot of deaths for the animals of farthing wood.

@nekophilia9400 2 года назад

My grandma has always been really fascinated with wildlife, and I found these videos through an online friend so I thought I'd show her one. She was giggling the whole way through and we were quoting it for the rest of the day. Suffice it to say, you've a new fan!

@patron40silver Год назад

Hi Grandma Nekophilia 😃

@JubioHDX Год назад

@@patron40silver god that is such a cursed sentence😭

@thesleepydot 5 лет назад

Thousands of little *BEH-BEHs* emerge. Adorable

@cmjcj2ktn 4 года назад

He says that like Moira Rose on Schitts Creek...

@Lumpiluk 4 года назад

@@cmjcj2ktn Or like that one character in Orphan Black!

@cmjcj2ktn 4 года назад

@EveryDay Yeah, but I can rewatch seasons 1-5 enough to keep me :) It's a great show.

@allikitos 3 года назад

Especially the next part with the dead kids from the tale.

@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 2 года назад

He says babies like we do in Spanish but the accent is on the first e instead of the last one

@EarthlyBlur 9 лет назад

"deeps in the depths of the o-c-an" *me:* * immediately subscribes *

@atlantisoceania7451 8 лет назад

ikr

@FMGT97 8 лет назад

+SeansJellyBread i dont get it pls explain im a fucking clam

@EmilySpiritExT 7 лет назад

I think its the way he said "ocean" that was very funny to them.

@EdgyPickle 6 лет назад

O-sea-an

@hakurowolfy5832 6 лет назад

OCTOPUSSSS

@chapsibnnoel3626 2 года назад

Dude, I hold advanced degrees in Theology and Anthropology. I’m a military Vet and retired Navy Chaplain. I enjoy intellectual banter and I’ve been blessed to sit in the presence of scholars of varying disciplines and just be wowed by them. But I’ve never experienced anything as informative and simultaneously entertaining as listening to your videos. I pray for happiness, your health, and for your continued success - because I would miss your channel. Sincerely - Thank You! Doc Chaps

@sadesurbex2816 Год назад

> Theology Oh

@sas.tronaut5055 7 месяцев назад

@@sadesurbex2816?

@TuitionalBoar 4 года назад

"You see this tentacle, it's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell"

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад

Predators when the octopus removes it's arm: *Confused screaming*

@ruphstuph 4 года назад

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access hahahahaha

@xaraxal 4 года назад

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access This is late as hell but your name is fantastic and makes me think of a Sasquatch just hunched over a tiny laptop. A beautiful mental image.

@MrKrubs-cu4hq 4 года назад

i swear to god you’re everywhere

@astronomydomine1388 4 года назад

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUY LIKE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE OMG!!

@vapormissile 4 года назад

Sasquatches ALL have internet, you doorknobs. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lNVoQNNClmU.html

@oOzephyrOo 6 лет назад

"Look a bit like an alien got freaky with a weather balloon" - i literally spit my water out

@daniellewilson8527 5 лет назад

Zefrand1 should do a True Facts About the Cirrina, since this was about Incirrina

@bezoticallyyours83 5 лет назад

I know

@aragregorian6039 5 лет назад

I'm pretty sure that was a Pokemon.

@starsfalldown1234567 5 лет назад

You're disgusting

@janjanalcantara5762 5 лет назад

hahah

@krystallvinter7438 4 года назад

I love how these videos are genuinely educational, and also hilarious at the same time. This guy would make a wonderful teacher at schools; I would love to show up at his classes :)

@danieldeystar2213 Год назад

But aren’t we glad that he’s on RU-vid? So that everyone can see it and learn. 😊

@foragegrasspause2gotoloop961 Год назад

The sequel to "children of time" is about future space-faring octopus. The parts about communication are amazing! Humans view standing still with hands out as passive, but the octopus saw it as predator standing its ground. Their written communication was all shapes and colors. Their convergent sentience is SO COOL

@ShikamaruAzumi 9 лет назад

If I've learned anything from this video, it's that clams are stupid...like really stupid.

@AnthonyChannel13 9 лет назад

Clams are...damn...fucktards

@sarawyatt7506 9 лет назад

V!GY props for "fucktards"

@ironwolf5837 9 лет назад

Sarah Throckmorton And that one floating duck, does not make a children's book.

@AnthonyChannel13 9 лет назад

Nihil Eternal Just beautifull...

@rosielow527 9 лет назад

Sarah Throckmorton I figured out that the plural for octopus sounds like octopussy...

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 лет назад

This guy has the comedy talent of George carlin But the voice of Morgan freeman A perfect mix

@minolrahman8338 5 лет назад

Topaz 13 I think the voice reminds me more of Agent Smith of the Matrix if he was high on drugs. 😂😂😂

@ASPCOT 5 лет назад

290 likes to this comment? Awful lot of people hate George Carlin.

@wadewilson2219 5 лет назад

Actually George Carlin is ACTUALLY funny this guy tries way too hard

@konnerterry4525 5 лет назад

Agree

@NCMETAL 5 лет назад

Topaz 13 one can appreciate your tasteful comedy knowledge

@anim3god784 3 года назад

Parents: “what did I learn today” Me: “Clams are stupid” Sister: “what the fuc-“

@danielleking262 3 года назад

LOL

@HerculesBallsInc 3 года назад

Fun fact: Clams are SO stupid that there are a minority of vegetarians who argue that they should basically be classed as 'vegetables'. They have so few neurons they might not even be able to experience things like pain. It's hard to get the truth of it from the clams.

@sirlancelet9167 3 года назад

@@HerculesBallsInc they done my boy clamster dirty 😭 #justiceforclam

@Blueshirt38 2 года назад

Damn this is a stupid ass comment.

@irmaniklas 3 года назад

It's a mime, a chameleon, a spider, a preying mantis, and a squid all wrapped into one creature that's intelligence is distributed throughout its body.

@marbldbean789 8 лет назад

i lost it when the octopus was walking on two tentacles

@aaronwilson9465 8 лет назад

Me too!

@novaluisa7110 8 лет назад

*arms

@arizona4589 8 лет назад

All I could hear in the back of my head was "SQUIDWARDDDD" in a Spongebob voice omg

@Vexsus22 8 лет назад

+Marbld Bean fufufufu

@EvilRyuGuy 8 лет назад

+Marbld Bean Maybe they do that to mock us. "Look at me! I'm a dumb human!"

@thisisargus7188 4 года назад

"Unless if one of your arms is an a**hole" My non-dominant left hand: **profusely sweating**

@crappyaccount 4 года назад

my non-dominant right hand: *profusely sweating*

@luc.3448 4 года назад

Hobostarr180 i see a cultured lefty

@Merilirem 4 года назад

Feeble single handers. Ambidextrous master race!

@clothar23 4 года назад

@@Merilirem Doesn't that make you twice the asshole ?

@coolthefool1 4 года назад

This could be taken sexually I don’t think I want to go there

@spencerherron5539 Год назад

“It can walk!” There is something downright cleansing about his childlike amusement.

@brogre2015 4 года назад

“It looks like a alien got freaky with a weather balloon”

@ingrogies1 9 лет назад

An octopus is smart enough to know that they can drown divers by removing the oxygen device from their mouth. They aren't to be fucked with.

@emunahshalomselah5124 9 лет назад

@millerrepin4452 9 лет назад

Get the harpoon we must extinct these fucks, they know too much!

@metalmishap 9 лет назад

miller repin Good luck... A harpoon would pass through them, but they would survive...

@millerrepin4452 9 лет назад

Kyler St.Clair then I will use a flamethrower

@gavinhumphries7020 9 лет назад

miller repin good job

@ananyabasak8296 4 года назад

"Floppy floppy", "Grabby grabby" 🤣 His words are so Catchy-catchy 🤣❤️

@AngryTurds 4 года назад

"Clams. They're dumb as hell." Wise too

@imoneoldfart6804 4 года назад

I'll have you know those are the scientific terms.

@jennymcmillin5668 4 года назад

Hilare!

@arcangle7444 4 года назад

Kinda sexual...

@WorivpuqloDMogh 3 года назад

Beh behs

@madeofmeats Год назад

I’m in love with the seemingly unanimous decision that clams are especially stupid in comparison to other animals. My invertebrate zoology professor has on many occasions commented on how stupid a lot of bivalves are, but he usually name drops clams specifically. Also as far as I’m aware, cephalopod anuses will be located in their mantles near their siphons

@richardpark3054 6 месяцев назад

You're killin' me! Firstly, any creature evolved to live in a immotile shell is asking to be eaten! Secondly, any animal which smells its own butt continuously must be highly evolved! Or, wait, maybe I said that wrong...

@hunterkai6772 4 года назад

This is like if Morgan Freeman lost his verbal filter

@Eryan724 7 лет назад

this guy basically got famous by getting really high and watching documentaries .... follow your dreams guys!!

@genevievecharlotte3005 7 лет назад

Eryan724 YES

@criticalthinkingconcubus 6 лет назад

Drunk History

@CeeJay254Art 5 лет назад

Lol

@davidbeddoe6670 5 лет назад

Drunk Marine Biology

@tamumalone1718 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KidIcarus26 4 года назад

"Clams are stupid" lol out of nowhere

@duanehidalgo5484 4 года назад

They're dumb as hell!

@Reige17 3 года назад

Methinks someone had a bad experience with clams at a seafood restaurant... but that's just a theory.

@pedronunez1265 3 года назад

@@Reige17 is it ........ a game theory?🤔

@Reige17 3 года назад

@@pedronunez1265 *slowly turns around and smiles ominously at the camera*

@HaganeNoGijutsushi 3 года назад

@@pedronunez1265 It's just a theory... A CLAM THEORY!

@vincem3748 4 года назад

5:17 "Just beautiful. Sort of like the ending of Charlotte's Web... except underwater. And without the farm animals too, they would... they would all drown. They would die. The dancing pig wouldn't last a second really. Sort of uh... babies interspersed with these... dead and... rotting animals being eaten by fish it's... it's a different story really... less appropriate for children... and, I... The duck would do okay, but... one floating duck does not a children's book make, you know" 😂😂😂

@monochrome2838 4 года назад

I did a paper on octopi in like 3rd grade and their awesome. The fact that the mother spends the rest of her life protecting her young is just kind of boggling. Also, it is possible that octopi might have the ability to feel not only simple emotions(sadness, fear, ext), but complex emotions(jealousy and such).

@secretterces3793 4 года назад

“Basically all they do is hardcore.” I can’t breathe

@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 4 года назад

Secret Terces yeah cause you’re underwater

@not.harshit 4 года назад

Well, they can't either. So suck it up.

@noatrope 3 года назад

@EveryDay Pretty sure the hardest-core response to being picked up by a bony alien giant is to not give a damn

@RoxyTBDW 3 года назад

I cannot breathe either, I think I'm dying.

@bluetannery1527 8 лет назад

"But instead of dying, you risk your hand getting preegnant.

@cheeseburgerfee8323 6 лет назад

Pregananant?

@papyrustheskeleton9498 6 лет назад

yes

@Prince-cp2tt 6 лет назад

4:18

@callousTelegnosis 6 лет назад

yes

@ufukinwotm8434 6 лет назад

Cheeseburger Fee can u get pregante?

@yahirvillalobos4048 4 года назад

“What happened to your little arm”🤦🏽‍♀️😂

@richtygart6855 Год назад

When my buddy was the manager at the Seaside aquarium in Oregon he told me to go ahead and touch the arm of the giant octopus and said it's pretty friendly but when I did it's arm reached up and grabbed a hold of my arm which freaked me the hell out. My natural reaction was to pull away and I accidentally lifted this massive octopus all the way out of the shallow tank thinking that it's huge beak was about to bite my arm off...... Apparently, come to find out , it was just curious.

@mattmorehouse9685 Год назад

Yeah, octopuses can be pretty curious. And grabby-grabby.

@richardpark3054 6 месяцев назад

Or horny.

@Jerrycourtney 5 лет назад

“Not only are they grabby grabby, but...”

@austinghosty1706 4 года назад

"clams are dumb as hell" clams: *sad clams noise*

@mr.smarge550 3 года назад

Hammer time

@plolop1912 3 года назад

Too stupid to be sad

@Margo-oj5yc 3 года назад

Or dumb clam noise

@Psychol-Snooper 3 года назад

Dumb? Maybe. But they are not knowingly making their planet uninhabitable for themselves, thus you could hold they are superior to Homo sapiens in at least one (Darwin Award tier) way.

@bryansiepert9222 3 года назад

@@Psychol-Snooper Dumb is applying human concepts to non-humans (not just you; me and the rest of us fancy apes as well)

@wrmlm37 3 года назад

Just recently subbed. I LOVE everything about this channel. Your vocal tone, the malapropisms, the "analogies", THE BUTTHOLE! Just so much fun! Thank you to all who contribute to this lovely Channel;)

@QuitYourBullshit Год назад

As an octopus, I can confirm everything in this video is true.

@johndemeritt3460 Год назад

Have you learned to play Scottish bagpipes yet? Or are you still thinking it might be the other sex?

@richardpark3054 6 месяцев назад

If you're really an octopus, what's your butt smell like?

@xyon9090 6 лет назад

*"Fart ink"* *"Evolution at its finest"* LOL, I don't know if I can handle the rest of the video.

@thecommissarsinstructional4779 9 лет назад

Start a series where you read bedtime stories.

@sarahengelmezzo 9 лет назад

OMG YES.

@Jasmine-mh3kf 9 лет назад

And have a running commentary going as he does it! xD that would be so great.

@ShadowRainX 9 лет назад

Dalek 91752 YES. Then I would be able to sleep soundly. Every night. :3

@GuyNamedHonzik 9 лет назад

Dalek 91752 Zefrank1 reads: Go the fuck to sleep.

@curtiss.arnold1318 9 лет назад

Dalek 91752 About owls that rip off faces?

@LashingMrX01 4 года назад

do you think you would ever do "True Facts About The Human?" asking for an out of town friend, like way out of town.

@lucyfoster4082 4 года назад

I can’t tell you how very much this video brightened my quarantine day.

@nokoda01 6 лет назад

"See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles. But you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this." Oh.

@Dani-pp9wo 5 лет назад

@boe9917 5 лет назад

Oh, oh no

@kimmiconcarne 5 лет назад

Oh stop it you 😂

@lismaryperez6885 5 лет назад

“I’m an H20 intolerant (Sneezes violently)” “I’m obnoxious!”

@brittanymartinez8276 6 лет назад

I love his delight when the Octopus started walking. "Or, heheh, they can do this, heheh, which is my favorite" Edit: Woah, thanks for all the likes!

@jadebaron4776 5 лет назад

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

@anondecepticon 5 лет назад

It's my favorite, too!

@eemmo2001 5 лет назад

hahahaha yea same

@declantecho1717 5 лет назад

“It can walk!”

@cry9297 3 года назад

Thank you Dave Matthews!

@Max-xl5kx 3 года назад

LMAOOOO, i am here from him

@VolcanicTsunami 4 года назад

"Looks like an alien got freaky with a weather balloon" fml i nearly died laughing!, 👽+🎈=😂🤣

@mariuchiha4664 3 года назад

👾 + 🎈 = 🐙

@C.H.V. 3 года назад

the hell does fml mean?

@VolcanicTsunami 3 года назад

@@C.H.V. it means f**k my life

@C.H.V. 3 года назад

...oh

@reeganseabury5504 6 лет назад

"Flappy flappy spider of the sea"😂😂😂😂😂😂

@serpenzgaming9346 5 лет назад

Izzy?

@faded039 5 лет назад

"Octopus comes from a greek word meaning 8 *FEET* because it has 8 *ARMS* "

@organisationxiv2927 4 года назад

FADED '03 That's also why we say octopuses to mean the plural form; because there is no latin derivative. If you want to use the greek word, I think it's octopodes.

@batperson3532 4 года назад

@@organisationxiv2927 shouldn't it be Octopi?

@organisationxiv2927 4 года назад

Bat Person Not Latin 😆 Greek.

@cebruthius 4 года назад

@@organisationxiv2927 OCTOPODES, smartypants.

@organisationxiv2927 4 года назад

@@cebruthius Octopuses is still a correct plural form. 'Octopod' is also a zoological term to denote one octopus. 'The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.'

@pixelmace1423 3 года назад

Bucket list: - Ask Zefrank to say “That is how the human do”

@casualwoomy 3 года назад

“The floppy floppy spider of the sea” That’s a new one

@RymanRocks 9 лет назад

I love the way he say babies "bebbies"

@FunFactoids 9 лет назад

I thought I was the only one.

@toxxicbangerz 9 лет назад

"This is how ------ do..."

@StrivedeLaLear 9 лет назад

RymanRocks And PRRREEEEEGNANT.

@RymanRocks 9 лет назад

Shenron YES! I was kicking myself for not adding that here

@musicbookreader 9 лет назад

RymanRocks Is no one going to comment about how he says ocean at the beginning

@KnownNiche1999 5 лет назад

3:31: why can't you just be normal?? 3:35: **screams**

@pastorofmuppets4552 5 лет назад

KnownNiche, marry me?

@tiengmyketnoi9268 5 лет назад

shut the fuck up

@Daily_Dose_of_Grass 5 лет назад

*Why are you running*

@RajSingh-qc6lq 5 лет назад

@@Daily_Dose_of_Grass WHY? YOU'RE ASKING ME WHY? PASTOR HAS BEEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE FOR 3 MONTHS. WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO? Police say it's not harassment, he just repeats "will you marry me" over and over... and over. I tried telling him "dude, I don't roll that way". BUT IT NEVER ENDS. Please. I need help.

@lotus7781 5 лет назад

TIẾNG MỸ KẾT NỐI someone wasn't hugged as a child

@michaelhenne6506 3 года назад

Ze Frank, that you compile and compose these all by yourself is amazing. I love it! I'll just have to wait a few years to let my 10 year old daughter watch these. Cudos to you sir!

@frangkyezra3809 3 года назад

Ze : She will stay with, gently blowing fresh water over them, protects them .... me : aww motherly love that's so cute :) Ze : as she slowly starves to death me: what

@1901dude 5 лет назад

"Unlike our intelligence, which is mainly centralized in our head-hole..." So glad I already swallowed my coffee

@scareddaffodils2272 7 лет назад

"floppy floppy spider of the sea.." this channel is a treasure

@pizzayummy3668 3 года назад

My little maggot

@damgaronfire 3 года назад

Oh no.... well, let's aim for 500 replies

@BoulderInTime 3 года назад

Damgar ON FIRE eyy eyy

@johnrovicgerong433 4 года назад

if he is my biology teacher i'd probably get the highest score for i am surr as hell i will listen to this guy without being distracted lol.

@Rails2Revolution 10 лет назад

I swear if zefrank narrated the news I would probably actually watch it. Can't get over that voice

@matos.783 10 лет назад

It makes me sleep..

@STroB 10 лет назад

Maťo Š. It makes me learn. O.o

@martinbroman4010 10 лет назад

Maťo Š. I makes me laugh o_0 I'd probably even laugh at tragedies, as he would make them seem hilarious 0_o

@TheJadeReptile 10 лет назад

Though, if he was talking about Politicians. He would probably use the phrase "Dumb as hell." A LOT! xD

@matos.783 10 лет назад

I meant i am in love with hes videos but sometimes his voice is just calming, deep and slow...

@boomdini9744 5 лет назад

*true facts about the clam*

@cfv7461 5 лет назад

they're dumb as hell

@sharronkelly115 4 года назад

@@cfv7461 they are like Sergeant Schultz off of Hogan's Heroes they clam up and know nothing they see nothing they do nothing. But they do like strudel! I didn't know clams ate strudel. I guess clams are stupid as hell!

@moneymrcrabs6814 4 года назад

Walter claments

@mushroomkaat2667 4 года назад

"Everything they do is hard core" ironic for the creature without bones :3

@serotonin.scavenger 3 года назад

"Sort of like _Charlotte's Web_ , but underwater" and then proceeds to say something about dead animals rotting in the water. Thanks, zefrank.

@SoralTheSol 7 лет назад

I just know that someone there is a College Professor that uses these videos as lecture material.

@chekhov-and-chill 7 лет назад

yes mine XD

@untechsavythanks4820 6 лет назад

SoralTheSol a clam wrote this original comment

@munkeybutt 5 лет назад

I totally woulda watched them, if that was the case.

@PrincessLelouch 5 лет назад

my zoology professor uses these videos lol

@Scrofar 7 лет назад

"beybehs"

@carlosamponin2704 6 лет назад

Scrofar “Beybeys”

@onneutralground2198 6 лет назад

KA- BOOM!!! "BeyBlades"

@moussedrizzl77 6 лет назад

Scrofar Prrrrrrreeeeeeeeignant (pregnant)

@mason256 6 лет назад

Scrofar I

@fatmeatball 6 лет назад

"bibbies"

@ianhummel2312 3 года назад

I like the idea of a octopus arm running around beating the living crap out of everything then throwing it into another dimension

@brockbracken318 Месяц назад

3:33 I love how you can hear him trying not to laugh

@wojteklewandowski203 7 лет назад

Dear Ze Frank. I'd be surprised if you still read these comments, but maybe? I just wanted to let you know that there are tons and tons of scuba diving instructors (including me) who are hooked on marine episodes of this series and we share it with ours students who are getting into diving to explainp our amazement with sea creatures. I wish you made more of these!

@lukeh2379 7 лет назад

now I know why Hank in Finding Dory only has 7 arms.

@et2263 7 лет назад

Holy shit XD

@Mr_Mouthington 7 лет назад

"Finding dory the best kids movie in 2016" Me:Hmmm(age 18) Me:hmmm but how(looks up octopus arms) Me:I don't see anything wro..OH MY GOODNESS!!! (OCTOPUS ARMS CAN BE PREGNANT)

@linussextips1 6 лет назад

Luke Halling MY DICK FELL OFF

@fluffydonut3706 6 лет назад

...I can't believe you've done this...

@BondVillainGirl 6 лет назад

*_O H ._*

@kimmieh8419 2 года назад

I’m so very late to this channel but I’ll tell you what, I subscribed at the right time! I never needed to laugh this much as I do at this point in my life! OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you so much for your content and amazing sense of humor!!! 😁👍❤️

@Altaku84 Год назад

i really hope zefrank does another one on octopuses in the future. there is so much more to talk about

@lobstersawaityou3908 5 лет назад

*BEBES*

@makse10 5 лет назад

Beeba calls one more friend, confirmed.

@I_like_your_handle_Mister 4 года назад

Bebes

@grifftamthanh5412 4 года назад

Thousands of little *BEBES*

@kevinboyle3104 4 года назад

The only correct pronunciation

@camsdaman3009 4 года назад

One thousandth like!

@justgonnastay 8 лет назад

"But my search history does contain the phrase 'picture of a octopus's butt.'" I had to stop the video because I was choking on my pizza.

@codyallen43 3 года назад

"shaking hands with a male octopus is like playing Russian roulette. Only instead of dying, you risk your hand getting prægnant" Nature is incredible

@tamarothering811 4 года назад

Ever since a friend of mine showed me these videos I cant stop watching them and I show them to all my friends. Everyone I show them to loves them too and have watched them since I showed them. Please keep doing these videos. We all need to learn and get a good laugh regularly. 👌😁😍

@ima4248 5 лет назад

"This an ability I'm glad I don't have." Is your right hand sinful, young one?

@XShadowzVarcolac 5 лет назад

pretty sure a simple act going to the toilet would make you glad not to have the ability

@imlookinatyou5251 4 года назад

Or maybe he sometimes uses it to scratch where the sun doesn't shine

@LordSiravant 3 года назад

This is the only place I know of where I genuinely learn stuff while also laughing my ass off. This channel is what you get when National Geographic gets frisky with Comedy Central.

@brysonmcclintock5009 3 года назад

I showed up late to the party. This shit is amazing, this is how school today should be. Also lovin the clams are dumb as hell thing. It keeps coming up somehow and i love it.

@reddead0262 5 лет назад

I love how he can make it funny and factual at the same time

@BiruKana 2 года назад

You forgot inappropriate as hell

@TheVelociRapper23 7 лет назад

Hire this guy to narrate a dinosaur documentary. Please. Now

@CL-go2ji 9 месяцев назад

@chadlarsons7658 3 года назад

If I'm in a bad mood I'm glad I subscribed because this is legit to laughter and happiness and thank you for your videos we all can appreciate.

@sashaboileau4240 2 года назад

I officially want a whole documentary with that kinda awesome commentary!!! 👌

@bootlip11 7 лет назад

"one floating duck does not a children's book make" bahaha

@morisuemitsu4003 7 лет назад

WTF are you? a sheep?

@nakedmolerat2479 7 лет назад

Mori Suemitsu 😂😂😂

@maxwellsimon4538 7 лет назад

Well now I want to write a book called Duck and Mother Octopus.

@CloudflierEvolved 7 лет назад

Only a clam would write that sort of crap, and they're dumb as hell.

@thestcroixkid 6 лет назад

i spit coffee everywhere...

@ladymantis 8 лет назад

I love how he says "babies" and "pregnant". Come back, zefrank1! We miss you! You are hilarious!

@deltahalo241 8 лет назад

+lady-mantis It's too late! Buzzfeed got him!

@ladymantis 8 лет назад

+deltahalo241 bastards!

@deltahalo241 8 лет назад

lady-mantis Just let it go! It's too late!

@ronronthebat1740 8 лет назад

+lady-mantis kinda got a point but I'll always remember him! Teddy Has An Operation I love that one

@puzzlingcentaur 6 лет назад

So...that's what happened D: He used to be funny. I don't even want to click on that site....and I never will click on it willingly.

@Ruggedystim 2 года назад

The shots of the octopus getting shunned by other sea creatures are great

@RazorTreewise 4 года назад

2:59 if anyone wants to know, they poop out of what looks like their ear. Amazing isnt it?

@jaquessheet3267 3 года назад

I knew a guy who do that. He was a real shithead.

@erictruston6277 4 года назад

“Remember when you are writing a Children’s book, one animal can die, not all of them, only a Clam would write that sort of crap” 🤣

@gabby_http 2 года назад

“And they are dumb as hell”

@liviegirlyo 7 лет назад

I am now calling any octopus a *floppy floppy spider of the sea*

@lastmanstanding5423 4 года назад

I can't stop watching these videos... Been binge watching them for a while now... xD

@emerald6675 2 года назад

that “New to You” tab is working its wonders

@limbolul 8 лет назад

"Deep in the depths of the ohceun" lol

@limbolul 8 лет назад

"As well as its ability to fart ink at a moment's notice: eveloution at it's finest" lel

@gandalfthegreat713 8 лет назад

+RazzyDos kek

@TheMijoAaron 5 лет назад

"One floating duck does not a children's book make" is still my favorite line.

@striker936 3 года назад

This guy adapting humor into facts make this 100 times fore enjoyable, and I’m already a science nerd that enjoys facts

@AZ-vy4gl 3 года назад

I clicked this thinking it was a regular nature show. I'm laughing my head off at work hearing this. good job

@lanzsy4472 4 года назад

4:32 To understand this, imagine if you are on a date, and your date reached down and... well.... *THAT IS HOW OCTOPUS DO*

@declantecho1717 4 года назад

Lanz Sy The best part about that is that it works with both genders

@siyacer 4 года назад

Thanks for quoting the video for us.

@rugvedkulkarni1593 3 года назад

@@declantecho1717 How would this work for a female?

@declantecho1717 3 года назад

@@rugvedkulkarni1593 it lies in the vagueness in “your date reached down and...” it could imply that you are dating a male and they themselves reached down to _their_ downstairs and... ___ , then presented it to you or that you are the male and your date reached down to _your_ downstairs and... “took” it themselves.