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Brenda...Where's my egg?
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Footage of the mating ostrich:
Jackson Hart Grady
• Hilarious Ostrich Cour...
Erin Armstrong (the pecking the cam footage at the end)
Adam van Casteren
(for the barbule image)
Three Ring Ranch
(for the Ostrich sound)
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Комментарии : 4,9 тыс.   
@LynxChan
@LynxChan 4 года назад
I refuse to believe that an actual bird laying an actual egg can somehow be *more* obscene than that horrifying substitute.
@K9River
@K9River 4 года назад
It was actually a dude spitting out eggs. Unless chickenses have beard stubble :-p
@romanlegion5837
@romanlegion5837 4 года назад
I think we all agree with this sentiment
@Hexlattice
@Hexlattice 4 года назад
I'll be honest...I had no idea it wasn't stock footage of a chicken laying an egg the first time I saw it in the episode. I was thoroughly surprised to see it was a human mouth, and only after the hand walked by
@akishaparker7976
@akishaparker7976 4 года назад
I just realized that was a human mouth lol
@Fruitabat
@Fruitabat 4 года назад
it surprisingly is, look up chicken laying eggs on youtube
@proZach380
@proZach380 4 года назад
Pretty sure the feather-faced guy spitting out the egg is far more disturbing than the actual egg-laying process.
@Bigmiquimby
@Bigmiquimby 4 года назад
OMG. I didn't even notice it was a human mouth lolol
@pac1fic055
@pac1fic055 4 года назад
You mean Jerry. Yeah.
@avariceseven9443
@avariceseven9443 4 года назад
Imagine how mating would've looked like with that meat socket puppet.
@Fickji
@Fickji 4 года назад
@@avariceseven9443 I've seen the uncensored versions of the elephant male and female hyena. I really don't want the ostrich version stuck in my grey matter as well.
@Kaylad8528
@Kaylad8528 4 года назад
I think.. That's the point?
@Flowerfairyy27
@Flowerfairyy27 4 года назад
"Why? Why the OstrieESCHh? " Haha idk what happened but I love that
@3llevate
@3llevate 3 года назад
I was looking for that comment!! 😂😂😂 that inflection was hilarious
@matthewturley352
@matthewturley352 3 года назад
lmao that was my favourite part of the video 😂😂😂
@nikhiliyengar1510
@nikhiliyengar1510 3 года назад
03:35
@lltbcke
@lltbcke 3 года назад
😂😂
@mostlypeaceful1817
@mostlypeaceful1817 2 года назад
But why?
@XENOXTA
@XENOXTA 3 года назад
The similes in this are outstanding: “Like Segway tried to reinvent the horse” “Like chilli con carne in a snow-globe” “Like riding a tricycle through a mosh pit”
@UnitSe7en
@UnitSe7en 3 года назад
Similes, not metaphors.
@notahotshot
@notahotshot 3 года назад
@@UnitSe7en, I couldn't help but think... "That's a terrible metaphor." "Yeah well it's a simile, so..."
@sorenkair
@sorenkair 4 года назад
I just realized that's someone spitting out an egg...
@MsTitipool
@MsTitipool 4 года назад
And I can't stop laughing 😂😂
@theultimatefreak666
@theultimatefreak666 4 года назад
Jerry needs a raise
@alandgomez5905
@alandgomez5905 4 года назад
It took the third take for me to get it lol.
@twilightsparkle75
@twilightsparkle75 4 года назад
@@alandgomez5905 took the outtakes for me lol
@alandgomez5905
@alandgomez5905 4 года назад
@@twilightsparkle75 You gotta love these guys efforts 😁.
@theoneandonly4301
@theoneandonly4301 4 года назад
So I just realized the egg was coming out of his mouth not an ostrich.
@TreeFreak
@TreeFreak 4 года назад
If you have ever seen an egg coming out of a cloaca, its was damn close!
@emg.9246
@emg.9246 4 года назад
Wendy Austin hell yea. I thought that what I was looking at until I read this comment
@xChijouChanx
@xChijouChanx 4 года назад
@@TreeFreak As someone who has had chickens, it WAS a very close representation
@Lex60
@Lex60 4 года назад
I was sure it was the real deal too, till the "bloopers".
@rizkidjakaria9570
@rizkidjakaria9570 4 года назад
Ain't that hilariously disgusting?
@MrAndersn
@MrAndersn Год назад
"side ostrich out of your league too-ahh" was absolutely brilliant
@Tessitura9
@Tessitura9 3 года назад
I'm actually super stoked that ostriches can't fly. Imagine what that would be like.
@residentrump3271
@residentrump3271 Год назад
I'd imagine it would be horrible if one crapped on someone's car...
@schrdngrskat3847
@schrdngrskat3847 Год назад
Horrific😂
@angterrastriker6535
@angterrastriker6535 Год назад
*flight of the Valkyries starts playing in the background*
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 Год назад
On the other hand, look at those drumsticks! Turkeys are shamed. 😆
@somedummyonyoutube3362
@somedummyonyoutube3362 7 месяцев назад
Or worse, cassowaries
@Om-iq1oh
@Om-iq1oh 4 года назад
Jerry's imitation is horrifyingly accurate to be honest
@r3dp9
@r3dp9 4 года назад
I thought it was the real thing until the second time I saw it.
@celestailthecosmosdragon430
@celestailthecosmosdragon430 4 года назад
I just wondered how he did it and with what part of his body until the second time I saw the lips
@mikestrouse
@mikestrouse 4 года назад
That was awesome.
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 4 года назад
For anybody who wishes to be newly horrified: 2:51
@carlosortegon1239
@carlosortegon1239 4 года назад
I have seen this like 10 times, but just noticed that it was a mouth. Ja
@FirstLast-cg2nk
@FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад
You left out the best part about the ostrich: Ostrich farmers have to stay well away and out of sight when it is mating season, or else the ostrich will start doing its mating dance in front of them. Why? Because ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches. "Remember, no matter how ugly you may think you are, to an ostrich, you're the sexiest thing on two legs."
@milkbeforecereal7064
@milkbeforecereal7064 4 года назад
What a self esteem boost this gave me.
@e.m.p.3394
@e.m.p.3394 4 года назад
Really?
@silascoley7331
@silascoley7331 4 года назад
That’s why they have small brains
@ashbahri1673
@ashbahri1673 4 года назад
@@silascoley7331 the first comment boosted me up and yours brought me back down to solid sand. I mean ground. What a roller coaster hahahaha
@mateooomudnic1964
@mateooomudnic1964 4 года назад
anibody wantu pluck my duck
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 4 года назад
do one on the Emu, and don't forget to mention the Emu war. Spoiler: the Emu won.
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 3 года назад
Plus they can get some nice new feather hats. Uhhh, did I say feather hats? I mean I want to... -gether chat! With you!
@elmofreddienightmare2942
@elmofreddienightmare2942 3 года назад
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 Lol oversimplified reference
@flup1303
@flup1303 3 года назад
No. The Emu won the battle but lost the war. Once public bounties were placed on the Emus their populations sharply declined.
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 3 года назад
Errrrr I’m guessing there’s more to this story 🤔
@KateCantDraw
@KateCantDraw 3 года назад
I did an entire presentation on the emu war for my War and Conflict class
@tristandunn4761
@tristandunn4761 3 года назад
“Brenda, where’s my egg?” “I don’t know did you lose it?”
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад
I’ve lost most of mine. It happens. I’m 46.
@Snapdragons7
@Snapdragons7 4 года назад
This kind of roasting is why ostriches beat people up
@silc3ents74r
@silc3ents74r 4 года назад
@mr Banana The second war birbs would win and this time by a lot ._.'
@bruceschneider4928
@bruceschneider4928 4 года назад
Yeah, but roasted ostrich is so tasty, especially when cooked on a Big Green Egg.
@FerdinandZebua
@FerdinandZebua 4 года назад
Speaking of Emu War, one does wonder how the emus are doing, considering recent wild fires...
@lazyh-online4839
@lazyh-online4839 4 года назад
@Sam Bacon in other words, roasted koala?
@gordol66
@gordol66 4 года назад
Tae Kwan Leap.
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад
The Ostrich is actually just Flamingo that used drugs
@magnificloud
@magnificloud 4 года назад
junkie flamingo
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
@PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 года назад
@Toori Baba flamboyant, not necessarily gay
@mayart2688
@mayart2688 4 года назад
I'd say the contrary 🤔 or like two very different kinds of drugs
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
@PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 года назад
@@mayart2688 one is kiwi on LSD and other is kiwi on steroids
@sirmoriarty8230
@sirmoriarty8230 4 года назад
Flamingos on steroids
@OliveTakahashi
@OliveTakahashi 3 года назад
"The egg emerges from the female's cloaca, a multipurpose - what is that, a smoothie?" Lmao
@shame2189
@shame2189 3 года назад
"At times, the ostrich may look like the makers of The Dark Crystal ran out of supplies and had to glue floor sweepings onto a starving chicken." That's criminally funny, and now i can't unsee this
@colorfulhumor4724
@colorfulhumor4724 Год назад
Agreed. I laughed way too hard at it and replayed it a good three or four times
@vanessanieves6424
@vanessanieves6424 Год назад
Came to say this
@arcticdino1650
@arcticdino1650 4 года назад
RU-vid: no, you can't show ostrich laying egg Jerry: Don't worry, I got this
@hayleymonroe6416
@hayleymonroe6416 4 года назад
Jerry needs a raise 😂😂
@hoopthornseaweed
@hoopthornseaweed 4 года назад
Jerry casually cracks his fingers and grabs the entire craft drawer of feathers and glue
@101Volts
@101Volts 4 года назад
@@hoopthornseaweed It's "GLEEU."
@hoopthornseaweed
@hoopthornseaweed 4 года назад
Austin Lucas 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Varmth
@Varmth 4 года назад
Lol that egg was coming out of a mouth
@geoleo965
@geoleo965 4 года назад
Jerry needs a raise for his passionate and hard work.
@rooboo3387
@rooboo3387 4 года назад
Geo Leo I’m pretty sure that’s just Frank talking to himself since Jerry is never credited, which is so much funnier
@geoleo965
@geoleo965 4 года назад
@@rooboo3387 Or... He could be a manifestation of Jerry's subconscious as a second persona, one being more frisky and unprofessional.
@geoleo965
@geoleo965 4 года назад
@Andrew Humphrey He's sacrificed his dignity for this one, so let's give him some credit on that.
@iainmawhinney8867
@iainmawhinney8867 3 года назад
this was his finest hour, although making outer space out of tardigrade poop was great too
@jerrypocha6771
@jerrypocha6771 3 года назад
Thanks guys 😀
@ShiningEyeBrigade
@ShiningEyeBrigade 2 года назад
“Why the ostrICH?” At 3:36 gets my vote for voice work of the year. Takes a simple simple line and magics it into funny.
@mintakamothkind
@mintakamothkind 2 года назад
Ostriches are honestly amazing for their gigantism alone, but imagine if giants like the Elephant Bird or the Moa were still around (which I only recently found out are two groups of different lineage and geographic origin). The Moa is actually seemingly the only bird to completely lose even its vestigial wings, meaning it was basically just a huge body with a neck and some legs attached. I can't believe we'll never get to see one in person.
@treelance3464
@treelance3464 4 года назад
“Being a small animal on the ground was a bit like riding a tricycle in a mosh pit” Poetry.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 4 года назад
I loved moshing when I was younger. I wish I'd thought of that then. BANZAAAAIIII...!
@fft2020
@fft2020 4 года назад
"Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless." Better than Shakespeare
@waibhavkrishnaChandra
@waibhavkrishnaChandra 4 года назад
Educating people while entertaining them, because that's how the zefrank dooooo.
@FarrTheFox
@FarrTheFox 4 года назад
Now I need a video on True Facts about ZeFrank.
@murg5949
@murg5949 4 года назад
I can hear him say this
@alfredgomez3128
@alfredgomez3128 4 года назад
@@FarrTheFox Narrated by Morgan Freeman
@xandranicholai7301
@xandranicholai7301 4 года назад
W Chandra we need this in life
@holographicbunny3297
@holographicbunny3297 4 года назад
Imagine if you had the ability to translate your foibles into humorous inspiration for others, awkward but unprecedentedly poignant... and also you said baby like “behBEH.” That is how a ZeFrank do.
@maddycarbuncle7567
@maddycarbuncle7567 3 года назад
"Why the ostrii..ich?" Something I ask myself every night before falling asleep.
@brianneh1547
@brianneh1547 3 года назад
“...like an AT-ST Walker....” Me: 😂 “...if you speak hyper-nerd.” Me: 😑😑😑
@danielleking262
@danielleking262 3 года назад
LOL !
@Life-is-G00d
@Life-is-G00d 3 года назад
HAH, GOT EM
@robertmoore6149
@robertmoore6149 3 года назад
Oh.... i'm owning that "Yes, i speak Hypernerd"
@ElysetheEevee
@ElysetheEevee 3 года назад
I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan but even I got that. Not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed. Maybe both.
@-Bishop-
@-Bishop- 2 года назад
@@ElysetheEevee Yes, both.
@superaluis
@superaluis 4 года назад
Lol, only in the end I noticed the "ostrich laying the egg" scene was fake. Very well interpreted
@hyperactivehyena
@hyperactivehyena 4 года назад
Holy crap I had to go back and rewatch it I legit thought his stubbly chin was just like a weird plucked hen belly what is wrong with me, man's a genius
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 4 года назад
He said it was fake
@gemini__inimeg5317
@gemini__inimeg5317 4 года назад
Recovering Soul r/whoosh
@_Eric._
@_Eric._ 4 года назад
@@gemini__inimeg5317 go back to 2018
@thecrow4637
@thecrow4637 4 года назад
@@_Eric._ stfu normie
@TheRealJahan
@TheRealJahan 4 года назад
Just realized I’d never seen a baby ostrich before
@fuzer909
@fuzer909 4 года назад
@Oggatha Christie cutest bird baby so far that I have seen.
@alexmasubay2101
@alexmasubay2101 4 года назад
they work for the bourgeoisie
@emilinebelle7811
@emilinebelle7811 4 года назад
Same. It popped up and I was shocked.
@dragonmaid1360
@dragonmaid1360 4 года назад
Same as you've never seen a baby seagull. Think about it?
@lancecoleman6684
@lancecoleman6684 4 года назад
I mean who really has?
@MeganKonrad
@MeganKonrad 3 года назад
When the first egg-laying scene happened, I thought it might've been some other bird. Then, the second time, I realized it was a mouth. I'm dying! XD Well done, Jerry. Well done.
@johnoneill2986
@johnoneill2986 3 года назад
"Or stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten!" JESUS! I'M CRYING!
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад
That took me awhile to get! Hahah
@roddor8462
@roddor8462 4 года назад
“A very well greased AT-ST if you speak hyper-nerd” I do indeed, and I can’t decide if I’m offended
@tamlandipper29
@tamlandipper29 4 года назад
You could put a bird wang on an AT-ST and it would upset my headcanon less than the last two Star Wars movies.
@ProfessorKitchen
@ProfessorKitchen 4 года назад
I felt a bit like Captain American in the first Avengers movie. "I did. I got that reference."
@cincylaw14
@cincylaw14 4 года назад
Our kind are not offended
@darthbane2669
@darthbane2669 4 года назад
@@tamlandipper29 lol
@tatersaladjd2050
@tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад
You are not offended.
@DocDoesGamingYT
@DocDoesGamingYT 4 года назад
People are afraid of spiders when they really should be afraid of this bootleg dinosaur that can outrun you with ease
@Calabryn
@Calabryn 4 года назад
See, the thing is, I've never found an ostrich running along my wall at a speed that should not be possible at its size.
@MoonDisast
@MoonDisast 4 года назад
The other day, my friend stepped on a spider and he died. Sorry, i meant the spider died.
@DocDoesGamingYT
@DocDoesGamingYT 4 года назад
@@Calabryn a local farmer had two of them when I was a child (don't ask why) and that scarred me forever
@FlutterMouse
@FlutterMouse 4 года назад
Cassowaries are the scariest ones . They look like something straight out of a dinosaur book and they're known to attack people.
@DocDoesGamingYT
@DocDoesGamingYT 4 года назад
@@FlutterMouse thank goodness I'm from Central Europe then
@monicaclark8453
@monicaclark8453 3 года назад
I saw this immediately after the ostrich mating dance video, in which the poorly made sock puppet filled with sausage was NOT censored. I was expecting to be double traumatized, I've never been so grateful for a censor in my life.
@Terraphice
@Terraphice 3 года назад
The pumpkin line went over 99% of people’s heads, but don’t worry, I spent 20 seconds laughing my ass off.
@xavier12321
@xavier12321 2 года назад
It almost went over my head but then I was like.... waaaaaaait a minute...
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад
I honestly couldn’t even make out what he was trying to say. I rewatched that part a good five times and was annoyed that there was no captions available for this video, so that wouldn’t help me figure out what he was saying either. Can you tell me what he said there?
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад
@@xavier12321 My question to the OP applies to you too. :)
@xavier12321
@xavier12321 2 года назад
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 He said... that it could '' Stick it's thumb into a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten'', which translates to... well, if you don't get it, you'll get it someday.
@cloud9_26
@cloud9_26 2 года назад
This reminded me of the cartoon show, Ed Eddn Eddy, where one of the boys, named Rolf, insulted the ed boys by saying "your bush is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!" Which as a kid goes over your head, but as an adult 🤣🤣🥴
@yahyamusseb
@yahyamusseb 4 года назад
The amount of effort Jerry put to get his pay is outstanding
@tacky725
@tacky725 4 года назад
Wtf it was at 666 who liked it
@ericainspace
@ericainspace 4 года назад
Jerry doesn't get paid. Jerry does what he can so he gets to live another day.
@NekogamiKun127
@NekogamiKun127 4 года назад
"Why? Why the Ostriiiiich?" That pronunciation made me spit out my tea.
@playdearbird
@playdearbird 4 года назад
GentlemanPenguin I want that to be my ring tone and morning alarm forever
@joeclark18
@joeclark18 4 года назад
Are you a roadman
@bugzyhardrada3168
@bugzyhardrada3168 4 года назад
Your not suppose to say it with a mouth full of tea.....😁
@Broockle
@Broockle 4 года назад
wait, throughout the whole video, or is there s specific instance? I missed it.
@Scyrocko
@Scyrocko 4 года назад
@@Broockle 3:35
@Cranb
@Cranb 3 года назад
“Why, the Ostriiiiiiich?”
@jjk4891
@jjk4891 3 года назад
My dad was once attacked by an ostrich at a zoo. It took his glasses by pokey pokey him and my dad, being terribly nearsighted without glasses frantically crawled into the fence to retrieve it. It was a whole scene.
@DivineVTDragon
@DivineVTDragon 4 года назад
Because of zefrank, I've learned more about animal genitalia than I ever would have wanted to learn... about animal genitalia.
@lavendermagic84
@lavendermagic84 4 года назад
The video with the duck genitalia still haunts me...
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 года назад
lavendermagic84 me too my friend....me too....and I live in a lake town in Florida....so see the bastards all the time.
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад
Because that is how the zefrank do
@holographicbunny3297
@holographicbunny3297 4 года назад
OK, Jerry
@cathipalmer8217
@cathipalmer8217 4 года назад
@@thehiddenninja3428 Oh man, you beat me!
@d.g.5468
@d.g.5468 4 года назад
“But his side ostriches out of your league too aHh”
@Bengamin2112
@Bengamin2112 4 года назад
What a nice reference he did lol
@schisandra
@schisandra 4 года назад
HyperBen What’s the reference?
@Bengamin2112
@Bengamin2112 4 года назад
@@schisandra it's a song by The Weekend, Starboy
@theclassicman5595
@theclassicman5595 4 года назад
Finally i found this comment. Sucks that i'm not the one to write it lol😂😂
@jillgugerty3272
@jillgugerty3272 4 года назад
When he said this I died laughing!
@outtagoodnamesdangit
@outtagoodnamesdangit 3 года назад
Let's be real: Jerry is indeed the MVP on this.
@iteachvader
@iteachvader Год назад
1:22 I appreciate this reference massively.
@cobalt1754
@cobalt1754 4 года назад
Fun fact: some ostriches are more attracted to humans than other ostriches. Some will only do their mating display for male humans, while some will only do it for female humans.
@Tengu125
@Tengu125 4 года назад
For real? 😕 That's odd.
@goldenretreevee3409
@goldenretreevee3409 4 года назад
They’re reverse furries
@beanie3332
@beanie3332 4 года назад
please tell me ur joking lmao
@accipiter160
@accipiter160 4 года назад
@@goldenretreevee3409 skinnies?
@bangster1869
@bangster1869 4 года назад
Horny I am
@ShieniLicksOnLemons
@ShieniLicksOnLemons 4 года назад
The ostrich is also the only bird that urinates and defecates separately
@katk4685
@katk4685 4 года назад
@Trash King the Mighty Ruler of Garbage Town Ty, very good
@gammaxana
@gammaxana 4 года назад
Don’t ducks also?
@cortster12
@cortster12 4 года назад
Really? So it doesn't just have urea expulsion, but actually has a distinct bladder?
@K9River
@K9River 4 года назад
Are you saying that other birds poo, pee, and make sweet, sweet love all in a single, magical orifice known as the cloaca?
@octane613
@octane613 4 года назад
@@K9River yes, all other berds do all the dirty shit from the same hole.
@leolau2456
@leolau2456 3 года назад
“Another interesting thing about the Ostrich, when threatened, they attack.”
@matthewturley352
@matthewturley352 3 года назад
3:35 best pronunciation of ostrich ever 😂
@desalex4683
@desalex4683 4 года назад
Realizing ive never really looked at an ostrich's foot
@FieryMeltman
@FieryMeltman 4 года назад
Their feet are better adapted for bipedal running than ours.
@potassiumnitrate420
@potassiumnitrate420 4 года назад
*I've
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 4 года назад
r/showerthoughts
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад
RIght!?! Who knew they only had 1 talon?
@agentk3984
@agentk3984 4 года назад
Tell me that dry scaly jurassic ground stamper didn't belong to a dinosaur at some point in the past...
@FireheadLazzo
@FireheadLazzo 4 года назад
"It can still stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten" I'm sorry, what? Wanna run that by me again?
@jaysea5939
@jaysea5939 4 года назад
I first heard the whole thing as "...stick its thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten from a distance." I was even more lost!
@absurdlynerdy54
@absurdlynerdy54 4 года назад
Is it a sex thing? I feel like it's a sex joke
@doomsday349
@doomsday349 4 года назад
absurdlynerdy that would make a lot of sense actually
@StevenGarcia-im8rr
@StevenGarcia-im8rr 4 года назад
Thumb in butt, other finger tickling a "kitty"
@coreylemon
@coreylemon 4 года назад
Anus and Vulva
@LawofMoses
@LawofMoses 3 года назад
I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, thank you, thank you very much, the way they look when they do the mating dance was hilarious and your narrative is down pact. Peace to you
@giuliacasetta4387
@giuliacasetta4387 3 года назад
1:37 oh man, tell me that the ostrich's dance doesn't look like Gina Linetti dancing in Brooklyn 99. I'm dying
@Karlos1234ify
@Karlos1234ify 4 года назад
“His body was like this ; but his head was like *THIS* . “
@khalidalamin8069
@khalidalamin8069 4 года назад
I get that Reference🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Karlos1234ify
@Karlos1234ify 4 года назад
Good catch.
@calacestar
@calacestar 4 года назад
*HOLD UP* I feel stupid now... I've only realized in the outtro that it was a human mouth squeezing out a chickens egg 😭😂😂
@mikemarks6136
@mikemarks6136 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@jennax7
@jennax7 4 года назад
Same lmfao
@LuthienNightwolf
@LuthienNightwolf 4 года назад
I didn't get it the first time either. lol
@nonplayablecharacter4815
@nonplayablecharacter4815 4 года назад
Orodon Kassa yup.. you’re stupid
@AnAmericanMusician
@AnAmericanMusician 3 года назад
4:00 Unironically beautiful and majestic.
@Soni38900
@Soni38900 4 года назад
Around 3:01 there's a weird green bar. Use your comma and period keys, you can see it. Weird.
@jansenart0
@jansenart0 4 года назад
True Facts: Kiwi. THEY ARE THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS.
@mangotango2481
@mangotango2481 4 года назад
and are great substitutes for them as well
@patrioticcat5768
@patrioticcat5768 4 года назад
*throws from 3 point line* Yeet
@maracachucho8701
@maracachucho8701 4 года назад
I thought they were the size of kiwis
@saphcal
@saphcal 4 года назад
I had no idea New Zealanders were that tiny!
@cb-wi1cq
@cb-wi1cq 4 года назад
HUH?!
@40GamesAG
@40GamesAG 4 года назад
Took me way too long to realize it was the guy with feathers taped to his face spitting out the eggs. I’m so dumb lol
@bobby_greene
@bobby_greene 4 года назад
Well, this...explains.
@Jamie_McElroy
@Jamie_McElroy 4 года назад
You are not dumb. It took me watching it THREE TIMES. And then once I realized there was some razor stubble, I watched it a dozen more. It’s genius. It’s even better than the original Ostrich video he did. Can’t believe the Ostrich dick was too much for youtube. Has anyone ever watched a Brazilian Wax How To video on RU-vid? Yeah, and the ostrich dick was nixed?
@psychee1
@psychee1 4 года назад
*ahem* Y-yes, that's... clearly Obvious to anyone with functioning eyes. I don't know how anyone could possibly have missed that
@eletro4544
@eletro4544 4 года назад
Same
@K9River
@K9River 4 года назад
@@Jamie_McElroy Penises are inherently evil. Everyone knows that!
@janelm7645
@janelm7645 3 года назад
i don’t think you realize how long it took for me to realize that the egg laying clip was actually a person....,,
@DrachenGothik666
@DrachenGothik666 2 года назад
You're not alone... and now I can't unsee it. AAAAAAHHHH! He put an egg into his **mouth**!? OK, OK brain, chill. American and Canadian chicken farms wash their eggs, somewhat. It's why they need to be refrigerated. Washing removes the protective coating from the shell that prevents rapid decay. Still, eww...
@yokuutsu9097
@yokuutsu9097 2 года назад
IT WAS WHAT?
@michaelsalais7393
@michaelsalais7393 2 года назад
I am So happy to have discovered this. What a narrative. And the editing. Excellent work.
@Koalaninja7
@Koalaninja7 4 года назад
I would be thrilled if we get a True Facts: Jerry some day
@Alex-kp5pq
@Alex-kp5pq 4 года назад
Yes.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 4 года назад
Please, please, please!
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 4 года назад
Jerry is a metaphor for all the Davids in Ze’s videos (my headcanon). Edit: Maybe David is a metaphor for Jerry. This is too much; I must pee on the bed... for comfort.
@tatersaladjd2050
@tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад
Well. Lets start sending Ze some facts about Jerry's we all know!
@tatersaladjd2050
@tatersaladjd2050 4 года назад
@@beachgirl4583 Yes. And like the Morgan Freeman episode I think we're owed both a Jerry and a David episode. This is why we should submit photos, footage and definitions of Jerrys and Davids.
@notavailable5216
@notavailable5216 4 года назад
“But his side ostriches out of your league too-ah” Love that he incorporated The Weeknd into a video about ostriches
@MsBelovedWarrior
@MsBelovedWarrior 4 года назад
I flipping died
@3535hannah
@3535hannah 4 года назад
It was so clever and unexpected
@loveprize4272
@loveprize4272 4 года назад
Fr that was *the* highlight of this vid
@FrostbiteRep
@FrostbiteRep 4 года назад
I LOL'd so hard
@TheDarkPacific
@TheDarkPacific 4 года назад
@@FrostbiteRep me too. Me too lmao
@AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
@AnneAndersonFoxiepaws 2 года назад
Such excellent wildlife photography catching the egg being layed like that! Funnily enough it made my cheeks (in my face) sore watching that!
@JackthePumpkincat
@JackthePumpkincat 3 года назад
So that was Jerry's mouth... No wonder Ostriches like human faces-
@laceypennies
@laceypennies 4 года назад
The egg laying segment is more likely to get flagged than the real thing.
@OG_Cool_Cat
@OG_Cool_Cat 4 года назад
“A sock puppet filled with pork meat” will haunt me forever.
@mgb360
@mgb360 4 года назад
MADE of pork meat
@Kate_and_the_dynamos
@Kate_and_the_dynamos 4 года назад
He’s a meet puppet a meat puppet a puppet of meat
@recoil53
@recoil53 4 года назад
That's how I will describe porn scenes forever.
@YsabetJustYsabet
@YsabetJustYsabet 4 года назад
Yeah, it kind of puts me off porkchops for dinner tonight. But then again, I've seen horses mate; HOLY GODS, I sure hope the mares enjoy that, because aaaaaaargh.
@feifeifeifeife
@feifeifeifeife 4 года назад
Watched the precual not far off
@aaronkraus234
@aaronkraus234 Год назад
The Egg Laying re enactment is now my laptop screensaver. Thank you
@xyz7572
@xyz7572 3 года назад
You should make a video about the Kakapo! It’s an endangered night-dwelling parrot on New Zealand that can’t fly, and just runs around on the ground, and they’re _amazing._ They look like fluffy green potatoes ✨😌
@vilelilman4252
@vilelilman4252 4 года назад
Jerry walking in with an ostrich. Zefrank: What you got there? Jerry: A smoothie.
@YouW00t
@YouW00t 4 года назад
This meme is so perfect it's terrifying.
@EpicWolverine
@EpicWolverine 4 года назад
I this we can declare this meme retired. It will never be more relevant or perfect.
@HankageHill
@HankageHill 4 года назад
😂😂💀💀
@UnhealthyTherapy
@UnhealthyTherapy 4 года назад
Imagine being 5 feet tall, with 10 feet long legs, then try to jump across gaps while flapping your arms like they are nothing more than wet pasta. That is how the ostrich do.
@AlleywayMurder
@AlleywayMurder 4 года назад
I mean couldn’t they just walk it with those damn legs
@chaosryans
@chaosryans 4 года назад
He should have mentioned ostrich kicks straight annihilated predators and Human vehicles
@tamlandipper29
@tamlandipper29 4 года назад
The next time I'm hungover, that how I will do.
@thegoldensealion9463
@thegoldensealion9463 4 года назад
So am I 5 feet tall or 10 feet tall? Or 15 feet tall?
@beachgirl4583
@beachgirl4583 4 года назад
The Golden Sealion, Your pfp says you’re a sheep.
@seneca983
@seneca983 3 года назад
1:10 "The ostrich can look like a dinosaur." Well, birds are dinosaurs, aren't they?
@omar53333
@omar53333 3 года назад
"Why the ostrIIIICH?" I lose sleep every night trying to figure it out too....
@mavvh1054
@mavvh1054 4 года назад
As one who is fluent in Hypernerd, I appreciate that joke.
@Chad_Eldridge
@Chad_Eldridge 4 года назад
Could you explain it to me? I understood every word except for the name of that device.
@mavvh1054
@mavvh1054 4 года назад
@@Chad_Eldridge AT ST: All Terrain Scout Transport from Star Wars 4-6.
@Chad_Eldridge
@Chad_Eldridge 4 года назад
@@mavvh1054 Oh, so that's what they're called...
@comandercarnis
@comandercarnis 4 года назад
Greetings fellow nerd
@lukedenton483
@lukedenton483 4 года назад
Ha nerds !!!!!
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 4 года назад
Ze Frank, When are we getting a True Fact: The Ze Frank?
@wesleybird880
@wesleybird880 4 года назад
What about True Facts: The Jerry
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 4 года назад
@@wesleybird880 That, too, but let's start with the Wild Ze Frank first. Jerry can wait.
@TheITinFIT
@TheITinFIT 4 года назад
We already did, from SuperCarlinBrothers: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bdTvRekbKuM.html
@solarprogeny6736
@solarprogeny6736 4 года назад
"ze" is already an alteration of "the", so it's not "the ze frank", it's "ze frank"
@AkuaWalters
@AkuaWalters 4 года назад
but please no cloaca
@abishekkarthik9603
@abishekkarthik9603 Год назад
2:31 loved the Starboy reference😂
@Christodoulos-J
@Christodoulos-J 3 года назад
After watching every episode of True Facts, I have concluded that Jerry is either a voice in Ze's head, or ventriloquist dummy along the lines of Conkey on Trailer Park Boys.
@Prometheusdm
@Prometheusdm 4 года назад
“ side ostrich out of your league too ah” 💀 nice the weeknd reference
@babyzero011
@babyzero011 4 года назад
Finally !
@dibyendudas8241
@dibyendudas8241 3 года назад
Yes!!
@sebastian-rg8om
@sebastian-rg8om 3 года назад
i caught that too
@smuttywerbermangensen4708
@smuttywerbermangensen4708 3 года назад
Yes
@harishkhollam
@harishkhollam 3 года назад
Perfect
@swiss4121
@swiss4121 4 года назад
"Well we need footage so you know what you have to do Jerry" "....is that a smoothie?"
@domc9801
@domc9801 4 года назад
I loved it though it still was weird at first.
@Allyourbase1990
@Allyourbase1990 Год назад
I lived in north GA as a kid and this guy had this random ostrich farm on the side of the road . I used to always go watch them for hours . They’re so goofy
@TheLiftyLat
@TheLiftyLat 2 года назад
4:09 oh hey is that kevin?
@taschaheim1887
@taschaheim1887 4 года назад
Well, we already know how the ostrich do the do
@garretmangio9756
@garretmangio9756 4 года назад
To better understand this statement, imagine....disco. THAT is how an ostrich do.
@A1AAdventures
@A1AAdventures 4 года назад
Imagine making a sock puppet out of pork meat. And you are bad about making sock puppets.
@ami7904
@ami7904 4 года назад
I can't explain why the line "But why? Why the Ostriiiich?" makes me laugh so much but it just does.
@Trrip000
@Trrip000 3 года назад
Same, i was looking for this comment lol
@Based-Anti-Theist
@Based-Anti-Theist 3 года назад
timestamp please
@Aetheriaa
@Aetheriaa 3 года назад
3:35
@matthewturley352
@matthewturley352 3 года назад
i love that part so much 😂
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад
It sounds more like “ostriiidge.” :)
@waynedombrowski7568
@waynedombrowski7568 3 года назад
"Funny" is too small a word. Ze,your work is the best thing to listen to stoned since Firesign Theater. I intend that as high praise.
@feralbluee
@feralbluee Год назад
i wonder how many zefrank people even know what you’re talking about. some probably don’t even know what Monty Python’s Flying Circus was/ is - which is much too weird to contemplate! :) 😋🌷🌱
@crypticTmesis
@crypticTmesis Год назад
"His side ostriches outta your league too, ah" killed me omg
@HZ-fg9sf
@HZ-fg9sf 4 года назад
“But his side ostriches out of your league too ah” 😂 Side note: Has he done the Shoebill? Because that another interesting prehistoric looking bird.
@weysal7131
@weysal7131 4 года назад
E L shoebills also look like they came from the dark crystal
@nulllex0099
@nulllex0099 4 года назад
Not yet. I think this is one of the first bird videos, actually
@JerZeyCJ
@JerZeyCJ 4 года назад
@@weysal7131 Shoebills aren't real. They are, in fact, actually all muppets.
@Naa__adorkor
@Naa__adorkor 4 года назад
This cracked me up because it is a reference from The Weeknd's Starboy song. 😂😂
@rawovunlapin8201
@rawovunlapin8201 4 года назад
@@nulllex0099 I believe that he did a video on owls way back
@zillarex6063
@zillarex6063 4 года назад
"I don't think he thought that through" The ostrich: oh yes i did
@coldmossonarock7743
@coldmossonarock7743 4 года назад
*ymca song plays*
@SmallWorldFilms
@SmallWorldFilms 3 года назад
I am a biology nerd, and I love your videos!! You keep me laughing!
@infadeldog13
@infadeldog13 Год назад
Never tire of your videos. They are at the same time highly informative yet very funny - great combination - brilliant narration. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@DefaOmega
@DefaOmega 4 года назад
Could you imagine if Ostriches could fly? Like we'd just randomly see flocks of Ostriches flying over head. Man, that'd be terrifying and awesome!
@gimmedatstick
@gimmedatstick 4 года назад
Not if they all decided to go to the bathroom.......omg!
@limiv5272
@limiv5272 4 года назад
Once upon a time, a few dozen million years ago, giraffe sized animals took to the skies. THAT must've been scary
@davefaust7317
@davefaust7317 4 года назад
If they could fly we'd definitely be riding them.
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 4 года назад
It'd be like in Donkey Kong Country where they'd "fly" by slowly gliding until they'd reach the ground, and then leap up into the air again and continue gliding once more
@darthbane2669
@darthbane2669 4 года назад
@@davefaust7317 Shit ya
@PlayLyss
@PlayLyss 4 года назад
"Like a snow globe filled with Chile con Carne".... why are you like this 1:40
@QuantinaJones
@QuantinaJones 4 года назад
🤣
@leeannegalyean8221
@leeannegalyean8221 4 года назад
Because… that's how Frank do
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 года назад
I'm gonna go with Childhood Trauma and an "Uncle Jerry" incident
@ryanyeager7297
@ryanyeager7297 4 года назад
ZeFrank, master of the obtuse simile.
@professortrog7742
@professortrog7742 4 года назад
I was actually crying with laughter after the snowglobe mental picture.
@seanheadrick
@seanheadrick 3 года назад
thank you sooo much. The smile your work provokes forces an irresistible tendency towards happiness.
@PEPPERslim_
@PEPPERslim_ Год назад
Im so glad theres so many of these and its still going
@TheGreyAngelic
@TheGreyAngelic 4 года назад
"But his side ostriches out of your league too, ah." Omfg god dude I was crying, I love you man
@sanicdahedgehog94
@sanicdahedgehog94 4 года назад
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@1997jankuschef
@1997jankuschef 4 года назад
I don’t understand lol
@gador789
@gador789 4 года назад
@@1997jankuschef From Starboy by The Weeknd - Main bitch out your league too, ah Side bitch out of your league too, ah
@taylorburke5157
@taylorburke5157 Год назад
I was going crazy trying to find anyone else who caught this. Zefrank is a fever dream, I needed confirmation I hadn't imagined the Weeknd as an ostrich.
@CosmicPotato740
@CosmicPotato740 4 года назад
"Sometimes people may expect you to fly but if you see an opportunity to run instead, you run as fast and hard as you can until your the fastest thing on two legs. Who gives a crap what people expect of you?" - Ostrige 2020
@otterpoppin
@otterpoppin 3 года назад
How did you edit this comment and still spell "ostrich" wrong when it's literally in the video title? I'm dying lmao (but also yes, that line made me smile)
@AnkaaAvarshina
@AnkaaAvarshina 3 года назад
@@otterpoppin they probably misspelled it wrong on purpose because that sounds exactly like how ZeFrank would say "ostrich", like "bebe"
@kdarkwynde
@kdarkwynde 3 года назад
That is how the ostrich do.
@CosmicPotato740
@CosmicPotato740 3 года назад
@@kdarkwynde this is my life’s moto now.
@Mystic_Stirling
@Mystic_Stirling 3 года назад
This could be a quote mistaken in Bojack Horseman
@FedericoLucchi
@FedericoLucchi 3 года назад
"... like riding a tricycle in the moshpit" is hands down the best analogy I ever hear!!
@alexkennedy9963
@alexkennedy9963 3 года назад
Props to Jerry for his dedication to the craft😂✌🏻
@Brigand231
@Brigand231 4 года назад
"Who gives a crap about what people expect of you?" Words to live by.
@Chad_Eldridge
@Chad_Eldridge 4 года назад
Yes, I'm sure Hitler stood by that philosophy quite well.
@Brigand231
@Brigand231 4 года назад
Nice speculation. Can you back it up at all?
@Chad_Eldridge
@Chad_Eldridge 4 года назад
@@Brigand231 What I mean is that there's a balance between caring too much and too little about what other people say. Some people care too much and end up getting paranoid because they try to please everybody, but can't and some people have really dumb expectations. Other people care too little and don't listen to legitimate criticism that they should listen to in order to improve their performance of such and such a thing. It's all about balance.
@Brigand231
@Brigand231 4 года назад
@@Chad_Eldridge Gotcha, and you're right. Sociopaths DGAF. lol
@thatdude123
@thatdude123 4 года назад
@@Chad_Eldridge I agree
@garethjones3419
@garethjones3419 4 года назад
"But why the Ostriiich" This had me laughing so hard, I cried!!
@poojanepal8391
@poojanepal8391 4 года назад
Me too😂 i dunno why its stuck in my head in a loop not complaing though ....
@poojanepal8391
@poojanepal8391 4 года назад
Why? Why the corona?
@FHBStudio
@FHBStudio 3 года назад
"If you speak hypernerd" That was gold.
@hughjaanus6680
@hughjaanus6680 3 года назад
@ 0:22 "You're like the biggest bird"? It is exactly like the biggest bird, because it IS the biggest bird.
@chesterstevens8870
@chesterstevens8870 4 года назад
This just makes me excited for the day we get true facts about the Cassowary.
@xavgmng
@xavgmng 4 года назад
That Asshole in The Comment Section YESS WE NEED TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE CASSOWARY
@skiznit18
@skiznit18 4 года назад
I saw a feature on tv before. A cassowary could rip through a car's metal plates. Cassowaries are awesome. Who wouldn't want to see that on this channel?
@soldiergigas14
@soldiergigas14 4 года назад
That we have to see! 😁
@ricaard
@ricaard 4 года назад
I remember one almost killed Batman.
@klillym1461
@klillym1461 4 года назад
Yes
@SuperDovahKing
@SuperDovahKing 4 года назад
“They’re not great at insults. They have a tiny brain.” I related to that one.
@SuperDovahKing
@SuperDovahKing 4 года назад
@@TyinAlaska yes, Tyler, that was the joke, tyler
@TheJerbol
@TheJerbol 4 года назад
Before he said that I was thinking that was a dumb insult lmao
@SuperDovahKing
@SuperDovahKing 4 года назад
@@TheJerbol apparently you and Tyler both thought that
@artmakersworlds
@artmakersworlds 3 года назад
OMG I just found this channel.... your just busting my buttons here. Best documentaries ever.
@allisonfisher9304
@allisonfisher9304 Год назад
So, I’ve watched a chicken lay an egg, and by golly, Jerry got it spot on. Well done, Jerry.
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