True Facts: Snake and Lizard Tongues

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Dr. Kurt Schwenk
hydrodictyon.eeb.uconn.edu/eeb...
It was a pretty incredible gift to be able to work with Kurt on this episode. His work spans decades and it took multiple tries to understand it in a way that could be put together in a narrative. I am very grateful for all of his time, warmth and generosity. I had to leave many, many wonderful pieces of research and factoids out due to time constraints but I would urge any of you that are interested to dive deeper into his work.
His colleagues Dr. William G. Ryerson, Ms. Amanda E. Hewes and
Ms. Sara Horwitz contributed a great deal to some of the research that I mentioned.
Dr. Margaret Rubega (rubegalab.uconn.edu/) deserves thanks for introducing me to Kurt in the first place.
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@nathanjy 3 года назад

this is the most professional-unprofessional documentary ever

@deborahdanhauer8525 3 года назад

That's our guy!😊

@ravenmorrigana1093 3 года назад

I know, right? I wasn't expecting to learn things then snerk at a snowman's baby maker comment.

@staceysims7264 3 года назад

lol welcome to zefrank

@nonameworm69 3 года назад

Welcome to the channel :33

@PT0B 3 года назад

You haven't seen the rest of these have you?

@Ichigo90 3 года назад

The best quote ever: “No, Jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it, it’s an area of interest.”

@ketercognitohazard 3 года назад

I am an actual research scientist (Ph.D. in Biological Chemistry) and this will forevermore be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

@dereksparks112 3 года назад

But the accuracy is undeniable

@muhammadsyam1202 3 года назад

Surprised me, even an actual scientist learn science from u frank.

@TrianglePants 3 года назад

copied

@mostmelon 3 года назад

@@muhammadsyam1202 No scientist knows everything. And they all hunger for neat facts to share around the science water cooler. It is their way.

@DocD173 3 года назад

“Flick your tongue up and down very quickly like a snake. When humans do this, it’s called an ‘HR Violation’ “ Tears in my eyes 😂😂🤣🤣

@rilened7461 3 года назад

That part killed me

@dzimlee 2 года назад

As soon as he said you try it I immediately did it, then proceeded to call it HR violation, bursted out laughing. 🤣🤣

@mskiki0908 2 года назад

I died when I heard the hr part 😂 felt so wrong trying it out afterwards 😂

@BanaDoyabad 2 года назад

I cried laughing at this too!! This is my favorite line in this video.

@kemadjounyawillyamcastro200 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@gilmadreth680 3 года назад

"And no it's not that big hole. That's the glottis. It's used for breathing while they're deepthroating a squirrel's butt." You'd think that I know better than to be drinking something while watching True Facts, but here I am squeegeeing soda off my monitor.

@JustinShaedo 3 года назад

Lol. Highly underrated comment

@apriledleblute6261 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@jessicadavenport2808 2 года назад

Every fucking time!!!!!!,🤣😂🤣😂🤣 There should be a disclaimer/rule. DO NOT DRINK OR EAT ANYTHING while watching these videos. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤

@ambergris5705 2 года назад

Is that a euphemism?

@Akutukananu 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Harrier42861 3 года назад

Jerry's script remains wild. "Jerry, that's not a snake." "No, Jerry, it's not a fetish. When a scientist does it it's an area of interest."

@seriterkunda2583 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@joecaa3722 3 года назад

Lol

@iamaloafofbread8926 3 года назад

It's not a fetish if its an scientific area of interest. I'm use this knowledge for... research purposes.

@TheAzCorner 3 года назад

Still a fetish tho

@ketercognitohazard 3 года назад

I'm a scientist (Ph.D. in Biological Chemistry) and that is going to be my go-to phrase for the rest of my career. Thank you, Zefrank.

@johndoe-uz2kc 3 года назад

That ending shot was disturbing in many ways...

@Spot_Faceless-Soldier 3 года назад

Somehow it's the worst one

@ClothesCat 3 года назад

Waiting for the most disgusting and educational video of all: 'True Facts: Apes With Tools'

@chy03001 3 года назад

I think it was someone blowing a raspberry

@not_a_german_weeb_spy7078 3 года назад

10:16 ?

@toast4248 3 года назад

Which is exactly why it’s an HR violation

@erickpalacios8904 3 года назад

"Can't fool me brain-witch!" he said smugly. I laughed so hard to that.

@e_zigs 3 года назад

i love that Dr. Schwenk seemed so excited to be involved and help out for the video lmao

@potatopotatopotato4901 2 года назад

The timeline of funny moments he provided hit me so off guard 😄 🤣

@arleccino1313 3 года назад

From this point forward, all Psychologists and Therapists are hereby to be referred to as "Brain Witches."

@kasnitch 3 года назад

can we add "Brain Farts" for politicians to the lexicon ?

@eywine.7762 3 года назад

@@kasnitch Or turn it around: Fart Brains.

@Bluecho4 3 года назад

If I were a psychologist, I'd want to be called a Brain Witch.

@yvville1557 3 года назад

*Brain blown*

@timwoods2852 3 года назад

Just don't tell the zombies, they'll think you're inviting them to lunch.

@spacemagerobyn9558 3 года назад

“When you do it, it’s called an HR violation” That’s as funny as it gets

@danielleking262 3 года назад

That part cracked me up too 😂

@hindenburg2006 3 года назад

I actually laughed out loud

@dakkonblackblade6537 3 года назад

I agree damn hr violations lol

@footballcatsmiley 3 года назад

bruuuuh i actually tried to flick my tongue fast and then the joke hit me like damn 🤣

@kirkpatrickpanal9754 3 года назад

Hahahah that cracks me up everytime i do the tongue thing.

@eli_i_suppose 3 года назад

"But this is a shag carpet of *doom* " "Or take half a viagra" Stop killing me dude it's 2am

@meistereder9135 2 года назад

Ywnbaw :)

@1umbreon4life 2 года назад

If he kills you at 2 am you don't have to get up for work tomorrow, just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@themaggattack 2 года назад

I think all shag carpets are of doom.

@edstella 3 года назад

Dr. Kurt Schwenk seems like a great guy. I particularly enjoyed his breakdown of jokes at the end and his very clinical observation of the gap which only serves to make it more hilarious.

@geekdivaherself 2 года назад

100% with you on this! Plus, I _simply ADORE_ his name.

@bunnio5451 Год назад

Can you explain, what gap cause I don’t understand

@edstella Год назад

@@bunnio5451 Sure! Check out and pause the video at 9:47 in the credits as Zefrank gives a "Special Schwanks to Dr. Kurt Schwenk" and the screenshot he follows it with from Dr. Schwenk. Edit: Looking back at Dr. Schwenk's graph, Zefrank did take his advice and put in more jokes in that gap!

@benhunt3514 Год назад

Apparently, he's kind of a badass.

@greganiolek558 4 дня назад

I had him as a professor at UCONN, he’s cool af

@pabloattenboroughinsearchf7016 3 года назад

“No jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it it’s an area of interest” Ze Frank November 2020

@evientually 3 года назад

Similar idea/statements in the surfing sea snail/slug episode.

@minecraftblockychris8708 3 года назад

@@evientually i was gonna tell him the same thing lol

@maythesciencebewithyou 3 года назад

That's what I tell my friends

@middlefingergunsyt626 3 года назад

haha so funny quote taken from video haha very funny original

@readysteadywhoa 3 года назад

Rando: What the fuuuuu Me: Back off man, I'm a scientist

@iwill4ev422 3 года назад

"You do it. Try flicking your tongue up and down very quickly." Me at work: "Ok" *does it* "When humans do this, it's called an HR violation." "..." *pauses and looks over at the HR department manager looking at me*

@bordenfleetwood5773 3 года назад

See, that's why you should NEVER watch these videos at work. You WILL laugh at something you're "not supposed to." And even though everyone else is laughing, too, that just means you'll all get the violation treatment.

@veldandi2443 3 года назад

Hahahaha

@foxxiangel6384 3 года назад

lmfaooo!!! oh no!!!

@-TheShaun- 3 года назад

It was at this moment he knew........ he fucked up.

@danielleking262 3 года назад

lmao best comment 😆😆😆

@ebybbob 2 года назад

As a research scientist myself, I don't think I've ever seen a better example of scientist behavior than the graph at the end showing funny moments by timestamp... Especially because it was not directly asked for. Love it!! :)

@ems7623 2 года назад

I am highly amused that any research scientist would watch zefrank videos, but ... Well, of course you would.

@ClanImprobable Год назад

And that’s how the science hippies dooo.

@anabee8310 Год назад

The funny moments timeline makes my data scientist heart sing ❤

@eosofspades_357 3 года назад

"Jerry, that's not a snake! ... I KNOW it's on its belly but it has LEGS, Jerry!"

@oogie_11 3 года назад

“When humans do this it’s called an HR violation.” 😂

@seandegidon4672 3 года назад

Yep, that was my favorite quote.

@Xenoviel 3 года назад

This line absolutely destroyed me. I am very glad I wasn't in public at the time.

@awesome123456789123 3 года назад

Best line 😂

@franklynnyein127 3 года назад

i died 😂 😂 😂 😂

@gdjets 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@VidralliaArchives 3 года назад

"But the snake ancestor pulled evolution aside and said, 'I'll give an arm and a leg to be the best at it.'" I see what you did there.

@somemagellanic 3 года назад

you missed half of the joke "the snake said 'i'll give you an arm and a leg to be the best at [smelling]' and that was the start of a negotiation"

@Marcel-qb9ge 3 года назад

An FMAB reference, right?

@mauirandall8176 3 года назад

@@Marcel-qb9ge no just a dad joke

@migitri 3 года назад

I'll admit that it took a moment for me to realize what I'd just heard. 😂

@VidralliaArchives 3 года назад

@@Marcel-qb9ge I do appreciate the fact that you know what FMAB is.

@dark_wolf_sakaki551 3 года назад

“Snowman’s baby maker” I’m dead 🤣

@ritatodd1070 Год назад

My son introduced me to you zefrank, he died from covid on Feb 20th 2022, at the age of 41 I find your content, strangely comfomforting and very funny, anyways turn to it when I need a little upbeat. Thank you.

@beachgirl4583 3 года назад

“Brain witches” needs to be in general use.

@fearofchicke 3 года назад

Head-doctor

@TheMistressMisery 3 года назад

As a psych student, and a witch, this is just *chefs kiss* (also a little on the nose, but whatever LOLOL)

@evientually 3 года назад

It's beautiful.

@cadavher 3 года назад

Never thought a slow motion clip of the human tongue could evoke such disgust in one's self. 🤣

@PsuedoNymrod 3 года назад

Came here to say that.

@darcydreaming6931 3 года назад

Blebleblebleblbleblublblblbl

@ladygrndr9424 3 года назад

It was like a 70's porno. Horrifying, hillarious, deeply embarrassing and yet strangely...

@kimberlyperkins2992 3 года назад

LMAO I know!! That was NASTY

@niseplank4527 3 года назад

The spittle!

@justdecaffeinated 3 года назад

zefrank asking "are the new viewers gone yet" just reminded me of the reactions i got when i shared the duck true facts to some friends and i learned which of them i shared the same humor with

@davidc573 3 года назад

It's amazing how far this series has gone. You went from entertaining goofy semi-educational short videos to entertaining goofy fully-educational mini-documentaries.

@MoneyShot127 3 года назад

"When humans do this, it's called an HR violation." I'm watching this at work. I flicked my tongue before he said it. . . now I'm dying laughing.

@obsidironpumicia4074 3 года назад

Well, it's been long enough so I assume you've put in your 2-week's notice.

@Thozywozy 3 года назад

🤔🤷🏾‍♂️😛😜😝😋😉😂😂😂😂

@stevegek 3 года назад

Guilty.... luckily I did it at home. Still got the HR mail tho. Teams-meetings aren't the best moments to watch these apparently.

@dcmoore8937 3 года назад

Harris claims to have this beat!

@hipdolly8382 3 года назад

"That'ssssssssssssssssssss going into your file", HR rep hisses into your face.

@surilius0467 3 года назад

"Are all the new viewers gone yet?" Nope. It seems like I've just started a journey.

@DeetotheDubs 3 года назад

That made my day. Welcome to the party.

@mlgninja4503 3 года назад

GODDAMNIT RUFUS STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER CULT

@DaydreamingArtist322 3 года назад

A bizarre, yet awesome journey.

@Serenade2461 3 года назад

And by the end of it, you should know the shape of every penis in the animal kingdom

@surilius0467 3 года назад

Everyone is 3 weeks too late xD

@MicJaguar 2 года назад

Yet the human tongue lip thing at the end was the most disgusting. How is that? 🤔🤣

@TheAIchroniclerr 2 года назад

I tried it out😂😂

@MicJaguar 2 года назад

@@TheAIchroniclerr lol, i bet you did. 🤣

@spasticmuse4262 2 года назад

Weird to watch, especially in slo-mo; yes. Performed under the cover(s) of darkness; your partner will never want to leave you.

@macklyon7476 2 года назад

Because when humans do it it’s an HR violation. Duh 😜

@MicJaguar 2 года назад

@@macklyon7476 yuppers!

@rameckothegecko 3 года назад

"Butt molecules in the air- sorry- But, molecules in the air are all mixed together..."

@whales0ng 3 года назад

“There is very rarely a miss” My bearded dragon: *tries to eat a cricket and bites my finger* Update: Tried to add some plastic plants to his enclosure to make it look a bit nicer. Had to remove them after just seconds of them being in the tank because he immediately decided that they looked delicious and lunged for them.

@sergeantsonso3490 3 года назад

THERE WAS NO MISTAKE.

@itsonlyafleshwound9024 3 года назад

But thats just because bearded dragons are cursed with the stupid.

@n.maximo5505 3 года назад

@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 I love my beardy to death...but you’re right of course. He is the dumb.

@ttv.thatmaskedgamer2423 3 года назад

@@n.maximo5505 mines actually pretty intelligent. Have you guys been training and growing a bond with yours?

@Cyrum7 3 года назад

That is because bearded dragons have no depth perception

@samcastevens8044 3 года назад

4:28: "When humans do this, it's called an HR violation."

@Pirouyy 3 года назад

proven right by the video last shot.

@keynanmartinez 3 года назад

Oh god my sides Hurt.

@civilvaril1181 3 года назад

My favorite line

@neroclaudius7284 3 года назад

Hr violation?

@civilvaril1181 3 года назад

@@neroclaudius7284 human resources violation. Do the tongue thing at your workplace and your giving yourself a oneway ticket to a harassment charge

@asiagethers883 3 года назад

The “wait sorry” everything he says butt something gets me everytime

@BIGGZ_SHAN 3 года назад

"You try flick your tongue up and down very quickly" me- flicks tongue up and down very quickly and feels like a reptile.

@BIGGZ_SHAN 3 года назад

Lol

@Caramelsomething 3 года назад

Idk why but I kinda feel like a reptile

@g0rbz 3 года назад

feels like an HR violation

@AbyssalSchmitt 3 года назад

"Lots of insects were harmed in the making of this film."

@scottjones6860 3 года назад

This video is a mealworm snuff film.

@TaiFerret 3 года назад

@@scottjones6860 Mealworms must have been meant to be eaten with a name like that.

@KorporalNoobs 3 года назад

I like how the "if" made the insect part a disclaimer to the statement: "Lots were harmed(...)"

@theintrovert7911 3 года назад

666 likes

@smoglessmeat 3 года назад

Psychologist: will you please stop calling me a brain witch? I’m a doctor Me: what ever brain witch just make me not sad anymore

@onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад

"Ugh, okay, whatever, but keep in mind that I'm a professional and I've worked hard for my doctorate. Now stand in the circle and drink the brew, I'll start the incantation."

@andreniki8864 3 года назад

@@onkelpappkov2666 should we offer the sheep to the gods now or afterwards Brain bit.. witch?

@Yahirplaysminecraft 3 года назад

the fuck is this

@_chifalafel 3 года назад

Operation rooms Doctors : can you stop calling me a guy with a knife that will not hurt me but heal me somehow? Someone : yea yea just stitch my operation wound guy with a knife that will not hurt me but heal me somehow

@nilakz 3 года назад

“Deep throating a squirrel’s butt ! “🤣🤣 I just discovered him today and here I am watching each and every video of his !

@Akutukananu 2 года назад

Welcome to the club!!! Lol I awaits his next video. Usually produces one every 3-4 months and there glorious 🤣🤣🤣

@Bullet-Sponge 2 года назад

"When humans do this it's called a HR violation" had me dying

@cathuru6841 3 года назад

“When humans do it it’s an HR violation.” Sure NOW he tells me.

@kahnfatman 3 года назад

Go to the last seconds!

@dragontitan7073 3 года назад

That killed me 😭😭😭😭😭

@Vivelix 3 года назад

*“No, Jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it, it’s an area of interest.”* this is the most phallic documentry ive ever watched

@beachgirl4583 3 года назад

I guess you haven’t watched True Facts about the Duck, or A Song About Dicks.

@ul8532 3 года назад

@@beachgirl4583 I would bet for the stinkhorn, it's literally a living phallic joke.

@Vivelix 3 года назад

@@beachgirl4583 oh. *oh no*

@TXHeat1776 3 года назад

You must be new here. Welcome!

@elkpapa 3 года назад

Dude same

@Michellee970 3 года назад

"Can't fool me, Brain Witch!; Prehistoric sex toy; When you do this, it's known as an HR violation; Not that, Jerry!..." The new viewers are subscribers - I am one!

@trackeralias1124 3 года назад

It's like a nature documentary being ad-lib narrated by Morgan Freeman after he's had a glass or two of his favourite drink~

@LARUM9316 3 года назад

"Butt molecule, sorry but molecules" Oh that just kills me!

@obsidironpumicia4074 3 года назад

"Butt molecules in the air are all-sorry, but molecules in the air..."

@tommydplayskeys 3 года назад

I was doing so well at retaining my maturity until this moment

@jesuisfudgeman874 3 года назад

And when the world needed him the most, he returned. And it was good.

@spiderenigma2803 3 года назад

yes

@Walnick71 3 года назад

Its what zefrank do..

@wuftchan8299 3 года назад

and all was right in the world

@r.i.p.plegaming2327 3 года назад

Like the avatar comparison

@em7pug26 3 года назад

*Aang has left the chat*

@bethanygramberg3767 3 года назад

“Can’t fool me, brain witch.” I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.

@bigdawgxd1920 2 года назад

I can’t watch these videos in public, almost spit out my drink twice from laughter. Great content, always brings a smile to my face.

@akiharuse825 3 года назад

I love the fact that not only does Dr. Schwenk has such an amazing surname, he also went out of his way to make sure this documentary is perfect. Mad respect. Thank you Dr. Schwenk, very cool.

@avaresio73 3 года назад

Hes my professor!

@avaresio73 3 года назад

And a very good one, at that!

@akiharuse825 3 года назад

@@avaresio73 Wait, like actually?

@avaresio73 3 года назад

Akiharuse yes! I’m a student at UConn, he’s my Comparative Vertebrate Anatomy professor this semester and has been working incredibly hard on this and other projects! He’s easily the best professor I’ve had here and cares so much both about his students and his work.

@GameLeaderR 3 года назад

@@avaresio73 You need to get his autograph now that he's a RU-vid celeb lol.

@VorpalStorm 3 года назад

“Are the new viewers gone yet?” That takes me back.

@bobby3570 3 года назад

First video I saw was “True Facts about the Chameleon” and from the that first red rocket joke I was hooked 😂🤣

@kohios1 3 года назад

Im back

@kikolektrique1737 3 года назад

Yep

@websnarf 3 года назад

Hi five, fellow speed racer!

@halloweenthe13th89 3 года назад

The part when he said “stop it perv, I know hat you are thinkin” brought me back into it.

@averageperson5773 3 года назад

"Okay so uhhh we were thinking of putting some.... sex jokes? And we were wandering if we could?" Zenfrank: "yes" "OH great ... but um how many should we put?" Zenfrank: *"yes"*

@ryanlapolt6957 3 года назад

0:46 The sheer disappointment in his voice is hilarious.

@giovannamoretti4001 3 года назад

Zefrank: “You perv...” Also Zefrank: “what else can your tongue do” and “how fast can you flick it”

@TheMegaPingasMobile 3 года назад

Call me when it's covered in mucus

@oriontigley5089 3 года назад

Totally innocent lines. Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv!

@HB-pe1nv 3 года назад

And when humans do it,it's called a HR violation😄

@kellyjackson7889 3 года назад

@@TheMegaPingasMobile Ring ring ring banana...

@InfestationPony 3 года назад

Everyone's telling about tongues, but no one says how beautiful these lizards' eyes are.

@jfasoldier3845 3 года назад

That's why dragon are called as "Majestic and Beautiful Creature"

@deadfr0g 3 года назад

Ah yes, I’m very familiar with lizard eyes. That’s how you can tell if a person is one of them!!

@allmightoneforall1338 3 года назад

How is no one talking about 1:26??🤣🤣

@InfestationPony 3 года назад

@@allmightoneforall1338 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW That's just furry material now.

@theguy3490 3 года назад

Talking

@themackshack9140 3 года назад

When is this guy getting a Netflix show?

@surelyamanda4465 3 года назад

“Kinda looks like a snowman’s bebeh maker”

@sasamuraki 3 года назад

3:17 “a tube that allows them to breathe when they’re deep throating a squirrel’s butt” - this will be the only time these words are ever used in this sequence in history of mankind.

@iamsherlocked345 3 года назад

That made me almost choke on the food I was eating 😂😂

@user-ed9qu5im2y 3 года назад

Oh.. I'm sure it's going on rule 34 now...

@rayalexander5298 3 года назад

@@iamsherlocked345 to bad you didnt have a breath tube

@angiethompson5648 3 года назад

We hope this will be the only time these words are used in a sentence, but this world had gone mad. Poor squirrels

@lonelyboi8625 3 года назад

Favorite quote of 2020 "It looks like a snowman's bebe maker" Edit: Lol why so many likes? And also thanks for them! :)

@galyxi3497 3 года назад

Dr shlink likes tongues 👅 Bob got touched all over with his tongue 👅

@gailbrezinka9766 3 года назад

Living in Minnesota 😂🤣😂 I will never ever look at a snow man the same way!!! ☃️❄⛄

@zays7146 3 года назад

Baby*

@jurassicpark2750 3 года назад

Yep this is favorite quote for winter lol

@nikkiatkinson2914 3 года назад

@@zays7146 *bebe

@lankycide77 3 года назад

I always come away from True Facts feeling both informed, and an unusual combination of feeling uncomfortable and laugh pains. Three in one.

@caskettsolo7925 3 года назад

While obviously your best dialogues have been quoted, I just want to thank you for the incredible amount of info each vid’s packed with! Learnt a lot and definitely have a greater sense of appreciation for evolution and life forms in general. To all the researchers and members who’ve helped with the vids- THANK YOU for all your research and sharing it with us all through the very entertaining ZeFrank and Jerry🙏🏽

@michaelbates8196 3 года назад

I've studied reptiles for years and I learned more in this sex joke filled 10 minutes than anything else in recent memory I wish I had more than 1 like to give

@quantquill 3 года назад

Sounds like this video has replenished your f-bucket, if you have more than one like to give. 8-)

@MrPooPooJohn 3 года назад

Sounds like you need to quit your day job

@FirstnameLastname-bv8ke 3 года назад

The feeling is mutual. My research has nearly come to a halt. I casually study non-avian dinosaurs and other ornithodirans primarily but, most of my info came from books. I tried reading papers and I just can't! I get distracted so easily! I tried returning to books but now they are hard to retain information from too. I need to get my act together, this video has given me some hope.

@themidnightotaku22 3 года назад

Oh yeah it’s like when I use my tongue to suck in popcorn, even though that’s clearly not what it was meant for.

@blizzardkiehn2508 2 года назад

It is. Evolution was thinking ahead.

@eloerch7 Год назад

Thx for posting the recognition this video just got, this ones amazing.

@sarahcolvin7805 3 года назад

So, I watched these videos a lot during my pregnancy. An alarming number of your videos were on my labor playlist (along with some Ali Wong standup and Ylvis music videos). Now, my 8 month old is calmed by the sound of your voice.

@typhoonzebra 3 года назад

Congrats on the kid and the courage to admit that there's nothing more calling than Zefrank.

@Ivy94F 3 года назад

Congrats on the baby! He really does have a calming voice, doesn’t he? Combined with the background chamber music, I can see why it works. BTW, you know your kid is gonna want a weird pet now, right? Lol.

@mauirandall8176 3 года назад

I think you would probably calm most 8 year olds

@Musicanimedork01 3 года назад

Hell yea Ali Wong

@pck85 3 года назад

That's how pregnant mommies doo... 🤣😂

@yawcty6478 3 года назад

My favorite line Lizards: We’d like to smell with our tongue Evolution: F*ck off really? Evolution: Alright we’ll figure out I love how he just acts like evolution is so done with stuff like this

@nicoleeaves2153 3 года назад

*with

@Umar-gw6fy 3 года назад

Wither

@Alethiometer 3 года назад

Now I understand how male genitalia came about

@testsubject747 3 года назад

Evolution has had to put up with the crap the animals in the deep ocean tried evolving into, of course it's just gonna go with the flow when things finally started evolving on land.

@dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 года назад

Wait until you here about the platypus. "Okay, so we want like a duck bill, but still mammals." "Weird choice but sure..." "And also a beaver tail, webbed feet like a frog two." "Your swimming a lot? okay." "And, how about the males have like a wasp stinger, but under their back foot." "How do you even plan to use that? whatever."

@theelephantintheroom69 2 года назад

"And because of all this, there is very rarely a miss." My slow, dopey-ass bearded dragon: Are you challenging me?

@comlitbeta7532 3 года назад

"Are the newcommers gone now?" -jokes on you, i am into that shit!

@Takara8tt 3 года назад

“Are the new viewers gone yet?” Omg, I just got the A Show with Ze Frank flashback goosebumps!

@christopherbartko6042 3 года назад

Right??

@DekenFrost 3 года назад

He said the thing!

@guppybill 3 года назад

2:52 Rhythmic speakage. He be's a beat poet. But in a punk-fast, science sort of way.

@SuperSaiyanGokuX 3 года назад

Greetings, fellow Sports Racer!

@Strayer87 3 года назад

@@SuperSaiyanGokuX What is your power move?

@adamrodriguez5419 3 года назад

“It’s kinda like smelling in stereo.” Glad to see Jerry is getting better at metaphors. “Butt molecules; sorry but molecules.” Classic Jerry.

@gamezob 3 года назад

4:50

@DavyDave1313 3 года назад

Who is Jerry

@adamrodriguez5419 3 года назад

@@DavyDave1313 I see you’re new here. Essentially Jerry is zefranks script writer who makes funny mistakes often. Hes not a real person just a character that makes things more interesting and funny. I highly suggest watching all of zefranks videos from the beginning.

@adamrodriguez5419 3 года назад

@@rufusconnolly8489 Pretty much yeah just a fictional assistant who writes all of the script for the videos

@MrFenne 3 года назад

@@rufusconnolly8489 Jerry really is the reason to consult a brain witch

@jmconnollyus 3 года назад

This is just one of the finest zefrank vids/biology lessons ever. Just amazing.

@mariboyk4456 2 года назад

I came back after years to re-watch these videos and I'm hooked replaying them, they help me to sleep

@Borti_Ovi 3 года назад

Remember when True Facts was originally meant to be just a joke channel that uses “true” ironically? That is until ZeFrank realized “Dang, Biology be gud!”.

@alexism9656 3 года назад

Man I do remember that. Like with the hedgehog?

@Jesse__H 3 года назад

I like it even better this way. It's still funny (funnier imo) but if you listen you can also learn things.

@shmaxwellz 3 года назад

wasn't everything true though?

@PurpleH4z3 3 года назад

This video was fucking cool and educational, i l,ike it better Like the fake true facts are funnier but true true facts are better

@Borti_Ovi 3 года назад

Just to be clear, I wasn’t saying this to criticize the change! I just found it interesting that this is how the series evolved. From absolute nonsense to hilarious but true biological facts.

@xKenis 3 года назад

Zefrank doesn’t post much, but when he does, it’s euphoria

@lia2523 3 года назад

Yeah, and this one is amazing!

@righteousindignation8879 3 года назад

Euphoria. In your mouth. Like a damp smelly slime that feels weird on your tongue but is somehow tasty. Until you realise that you just licked your finger after breaking the toilet pa- Jerry!

@kamilo4989 Год назад

"during this little snake rave" ... there's no stopping this mad genius.

@beavermatixx6116 3 года назад

I never thought tongue could be this fascinating and entertaining at the same time

@TheBouthey 3 года назад

This is literally the best example of science communication I have EVER seen. Going to show this to classes I teach.

@brothdian 3 года назад

YOOOOOOO WHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@Sonofsun. 3 года назад

Isnt that hr violation?

@pamelac49 2 года назад

And I bet they stay awake too Unlike when alot of us were in school with that horrible monotone voice.

@myishenhaines1662 2 года назад

With all the sex jokes, hope it's an adult class.

@feralbluee 2 года назад

be careful, sweetie. college - yes. HS - no!!!! for this particular one anyway. it’s really got a LOT of innuendo!! teehee 🤭

@cyrilljh 3 года назад

"It's like they can smell in stereo". This somehow resonates so deeply...

@-TheShaun- 3 года назад

What? How? Do you... like... sniff stereos or something?

@animeboyfriend2650 3 года назад

@@-TheShaun- bro you don’t?!

@Genchi_Violet 3 года назад

3D scent if that helps.

@Cherry_Zabix 3 года назад

@@-TheShaun- I think stereos have left and right channels, correct me if I'm wrong, like a snake has one part of their tongue going to the left and right

@aaronmelgar7116 3 года назад

I'm almost certain "Smell in Stereo" is a MGMT song

@Yousadclownofaman 3 года назад

Calling psychologists “brain witches” is fantastic

@feekygucker2678 2 года назад

On fire in this episode... superb content plus "brain witches", "hr violation"... love it!

@chy03001 3 года назад

"I'll give an arm and a leg to be best at it" I'm dying :-D

@Sangria713 3 года назад

that one went over my head for a good second before it caught up to me. lol!

@abiseniyya 3 года назад

Lesson learned today from Jerry: Be a scientist and you'll never be judged as pervert.

@juniorgunter7123 3 года назад

Noted. What would the study of tentacle hentai be called? Nvm I'll figure it out. No, you go outside.

@mmmhorsesteaks 3 года назад

This is unfortunately false :(

@psychochicken9535 3 года назад

Proctologists get the biggest pass for what they do.

@daffa5130 3 года назад

This is fact for someone does not like science

@stephaniechazalon445 3 года назад

Educational....and a hoot ! If only biology classes had been like that when I went to school...

@Digalog 3 года назад

This is like watching a documentary inside hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

@jadeberry2402 3 года назад

Dr. Shwenk is exaclty the name I would expect a doctor who signs up to have his research narrated by zefrank to have. How very shwenk of him

@queenbee3647 Год назад

Or Dr Vinkman from Ghostbusters! 😂😂😂

@aellalee4767 3 года назад

I'm not going to be a psychologist, just a counselor. But I want to market myself as a brain witch now too.

@TonatiuhCalmecac 3 года назад

30 like

@bibbit08 3 года назад

Same. Liscenced brain witch

@chrisholley3410 3 года назад

The brain witch's apprentice?

@emmapeel8163 3 года назад

you're all Brain Witches! some also become Brain Medicine Witches.

@ivechang6720 3 года назад

Good for you! 👻🌸

@kenmeyerjr57 3 года назад

I have been so happily watching these for the last, oh, year or two...but I just saw that little "are you human" ted talk and, surprisingly, teared up at one of them (something along the lines of "have you ever looked at someone you thought was totally ordinary and realized they were far more than that"), and then a few that followed....bravo.

@foodieanimal1066 3 года назад

I will do the up and down tongue thing in office.. When HR tells me it's a violation, I will just tell them I am sampling the air molecule.. That's just how I will get by from now on.. Thanks Zefrank..

@renranger2135 3 года назад

How has Jerry not been fired yet? Must be a union thing.

@Tinker001 3 года назад

Plot twist... This is actually Jerry's channel & zefrank is the employee...

@stealthbunny6294 3 года назад

I figured Jerry was family and he had to be hired.

@corvus1374 3 года назад

@@stealthbunny6294 Probably a brother in law. Or a nephew.

@Bluecho4 3 года назад

At least Jerry has a union.

@Bluecho4 3 года назад

@@corvus1374 Or someone Zefrank owes a life debt to.

@soulassassin0g 3 года назад

Imagine waiting 3 months for zefrank to upload a new video, and then he does, and you couldn't be happier. That's how his subscribers do.

@strongmomma4u 3 года назад

His video are always worth the wait

@CJHElectro 3 года назад

Chameleon tongues are like those sticky grabber hands you used to get in gumball machines back in the 90s

@onekilltwisk 3 года назад

"Now this cricket already thinks it's having a sh☆tty day.. It get's worse.. Wait fot it... Blllbbblb" 🤣🤣

@icemagiciangh3268 3 года назад

“Snake rave.” “Think sinus infection, but in your mouth... Are the new viewers gone yet?” I love it XD

@Dinomatrix21 3 года назад

Forget "God creating certain Animals", I'm all about "Evolution conversing with Animals". It's just funnier to me.

@TCG9777 3 года назад

The first one aint funny tho but i see what you did

@Dinomatrix21 3 года назад

@@TCG9777 Alright, I just wanna confirm we're talking about the same thing. When I say "Evolution conversing with animals" I specifically mean what's going on in zefrank's videos. When I say God creating certain animals I mean stuff like this: ----------------------------------------------------- GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: ...10 GOD: 15!! ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25 GOD: 30!! CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED ANGEL: LMAO --- or this --- Corgi: Why are my legs so short? God: That’s just what legs look like. Corgi: Oh cool. [giraffe walks by] Corgi: God: ...You weren’t supposed to see that. You not finding those funny is obviously completely up to you. Again, I just wanna make sure we're talking about the same thing.

@the-trustees 3 года назад

You said it, boooooy! :) Funny how this "god" went to all the trouble of making itself so hidden in the clear facts of evolution. A real genius move.

@Dinomatrix21 3 года назад

@@the-trustees When I say "Evolution conversing with animals" I specifically mean what's going on in zefrank's videos. Gecko: I want to be able to lick my own eyeball. Evolution: I... I mean okay, but.. why? Gecko: Well, I need to keep them moist and I don't want eyelids anymore. Evolution: Don't want eye-!? Do you know how long it took me to make those!? When I say God creating certain animals I mean stuff like this: ----------------------------------------------------- GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: ...10 GOD: 15!! ANGEL mouthful of pizza 25 GOD: 30!! CENTIPEDE: tearing up stop giving me legs, I look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED ANGEL: LMAO -- or this -- Corgi: Why are my legs so short? God: That’s just what legs look like. Corgi: Oh cool. [giraffe walks by] Corgi: God: ...You weren’t supposed to see that.

@the-trustees 3 года назад

@@Dinomatrix21 Clearly, I thought you were a normal instead of a zealot. This is a great example of how atheists admit error when shown to be incorrect instead of doubling down on dogmatic garbage.

@charliemitchell7476 2 года назад

"butt particles - Sorry, But particles.." This play on words gets me every video it is involved in.

@magpie1466 3 года назад

"As you can see, there is, indeed, a significant gap [of humor] at about 370 sec (6:43). This might not bother you at all, which is totally fine." My best bud was an entomologist with a focus in millipedes back in his younger wild years and the just sheer similarity to the mannerisms of highly specialized biologists suffocates me. It's hilarious.

@KestrelHarper 3 года назад

This alternated wildly between mesmerizing, fascinating, and disgusting.

@jumbledguts953 3 года назад

That's how his videos do.

@LambentLark 3 года назад

You forgot hilarious.

@Th3Shrike 3 года назад

Before, scientists are successful when they can get their work published in a journal, now they are successful when they get put in a zefrank video

@beachgirl4583 3 года назад

That makes Ze doubly successful.

@Stinckyfatmama 2 года назад

I love how at first glance the analogies sounds silly but they’re actually really effective at simplifying a complex biological function.

@jtotheroc 3 года назад

When people flick their tongues really quickly, that's a HR violation.

@NatYourAverageNerd 3 года назад

I lost it at "smarty nipple." Jotting it down in my list of creative insults notebook.

@TlalocTemporal 3 года назад

Don't forget "naughty bunglet"!

@sylvirgiomanach1491 3 года назад

"Can't fool me, brain witch." Most relatable thing I've ever heard. Brain witch trickery must be stopped.

@monicaclark8453 3 года назад

Brain Witch trickery is the only thing that keeps me and everyone around me alive. lol

@ajfirefox5095 3 года назад

They're everywhere😨 lol

@alexia3552 3 года назад

"That's a good science name. S c h w e n k "

@USAlien234 3 года назад

That part at the end with the stuffin puffin song lmao. I could have lived my life without ever knowing what a "raspberry" looks like in slow motion.....but I guess now I do know..... and I feel im a better man because of it.

@LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад

"Brain witches" The day I get my degree in psychology, I am going to call myself a Brain Witch. 😎Because that is how I dew.

@neuralmute 3 года назад

From now on I am going to demand that my colleagues address me as Brain Witch and Apothecary of Happiness! I'm pretty sure that at least one of them will adopt the title as well. We may even start wearing pointy hats to the office. Because we are serious adults, of course.