True Facts: The Skeleton Shrimp 

Yeah they totally have that energy about them.

This needs to be the next Pixar movie

I bet they sound just like Shoresy on Letterkenny but with more offensive language.

Your mother was a sea cucumber and your father was a blobfish ~ a random skeleton shrimp.

Same here. They might be my spirit animal lmao

Lol same here

i don't even drink but it still happens

Reminds me of many awesome camping trips!

Damn dude.

@@backwoodsjunkie08 camping trips... where you're drunk sleeping in a sleeping bag... and wriggling to answer the door bell?...

Yes! Omg thats what they were!!!

Honestly, they creep me out. Too many skittery, skinny appendages. And now this too.

Less slimey and see through

Woah that brings me back

I thought she turned everyone into sea monkeys

Lol! Yes! And I am an English teacher so I know a few things about notes! Haha!

And that is how the drunk do.

@@jackkook7349 I need *this* to be a video. Just Zefrank narrating in his nature documentary style over drunk people in their natural habitats doing drunk people things.

I was imagining a guy swimming in a sleeping bag which made it that much more entertaining for me

Emily Jewelle that would be great! Kind of like Ozzy Man Reviews, but with all the profanity bleeped out, and with zefrank’s awesome voice. That, is how a zefrank dewwrrr. 😂

@@emilyjewelle3301 That would be awesome!

Clearly one of the best lines XD

That is how a Caprellid do

OMG, I lost my mind in that moment! ...and my breath! Ze is so freakin hilarious!! (...while males play tappy-tap...)

Scrolled to this comment EXACTLY when he said it in the video 😂😂

🤣

😂🤣😂

Uh the story please😳👉👈

Same.

Ah! I see you've been to an R Kelly concert xD

But what if she answers "YES"? This plan should go with a very robust exit strategy

@@gvasilyev84 exit back to the hotel you mean. Freshly molted means super soft cuddles!

@@derp-construction3341 with moderate to high possibility of postcoital cannibalism :D

@@gvasilyev84 that’s the best part! aftercare is important

You guys are so funny! 😂 Thanks for the chuckle.

WeatherBitten Sapphire Don’t forget ‘You look like an accordion that was used for a colonoscopy and kept the shape’

@@Pvsn08 my personal favorite.

I loved that call back to the tape worm video

Sounds exactly like something Theo Von would say lmao

Any insult that suggests that you're deliberately trying to go to Coachella is just brutal.

Alabama tinder.

I remember the first time I chopped a fool in two with my venom claw... Oh, memories; what a night!

No one: My brain: *_loud ORA noises_*

are you Red from Good Omens?

Ah yes the city ape

For real 😁

On yeah! They whack snakes on the head. Very hard slap... Not nice at all.

@@octopods1822 What do you mean slap?! That's full stomp, stomp of disgusted, the stomps that said "HOLY SHIT!! A CENTIPEDE!!".

“To hunt their pray, they use their long legs to stomp them to death. Think putting out a campfire, but with more death, we hope.”

And then there's nightmare animals like the weel bug and spider-tailed serpent.

@@timwoods2852 I'm not excited to look these up.

Doooooo

Doooooooooooooooooooo

D o o

Do, 😁

doodoo

Four. Three now.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo many. For example there are more than 350,000 species of beetles.

@@avelaide7530 yeah, but we know of beetles in general, i never heard anything about these guys

Just be careful around drop bears.

most of them

Poor unfortunate souls...

@@vanillajack5925 poor unfortunate vs. rich fortunate. I wonder if the little mermaid would have been very different if Ariel had paid the full transformation fee, probably wouldn't have ended up with all those other commitments and limitations in her contract.

*_Bless_*

bless

Ur pfp is adorable lmao

they’re like sea monkeys if sea monkeys actually came closer to living up to their advertising hype!

*p e e p l e s*

while pretending to be an educational informercial to boot

Sorry, ZeFrank can be a real F***ball to sea life. He just says things, He's like really specific

I don't think he could do it live, but a ZeFrank restream of EV Nautilus would be amazing

Impossible, he didn't insult clams. This must just be all true facts.

Definitely why this episode wasn't about Puffins

"I mean it's in the process of being much less alive"

Me too 😭😂😂😂

Chemical Burns or Insults?

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv probably insults

I thought that was Alpheids.

FilterExel fire too

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv if an insult is bad enough, the difference doesn't matter.

Big Cadeucus mood

The virgin spoiler vs the chad timestamp.

I'm not currently being slurped down into the ravening maw of a sea slug so, no... -AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH- *BEEEEELLLCCH*

Carl Bailey I'm not currently being slurped down into a ravening maw either, and to be honest it's been a long time and although she had her faults, I miss my ex.

ZeFrank has a beautiful brain. He's totally my internet crush.

Truly the greatest poet of our generation.

Guys. You say he’s poet. He’s a roasting those animals. I think he should do the same format of video, but roasting humans. A whole separate playlist. Imagine him burning beiber, 6ix 9ine, or cardi b. It would be glorious.

😖

Nicole Abed no lie. I’ve dropped everything today... by 8pm I’m cussing up a storm cause I’m so GD clumsy. I have EDS and we are prone to this. Adding in... That’s me, too. On the daily. 🤪😏🤦🏻‍♀️ I once broke a whole shelf of crystal vases. I was 15. It was so embarrassing. I was with my mom. She asked me, “don’t touch a thing.” I oOppp... oh... my... goodness.

@@MzClementine I have CP and I would be lost without my reacher grabber stick especially if I drop my meds on the floor

Even the: "Don't want to be peed at" part?

@@Kody_Lumine, as a mom of three boys, sadly, yes, that's accurate.

@@inmemoryoflael my condolences

@@Kody_Lumine, it's a season, it'll pass. Like today; it's consisted of my eight year old son crashing a golf cart in to my van, at speed, first thing this morning (yes, he was ok) and dropping my eldest girl off at prom this evening. A bittersweet day.

@@inmemoryoflael jeez do they at least bring you joy?

It's rude

😑 it's rude.

@Elizabeth Frantes they didn't have to say it though

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@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 tf

You know it

that is how Zefrank do

I know, right!?😂😂😂

So tru

And moyyiist

Sounds like humans...

Wouldnt have it any other way!

Other 10%: females are stronger and chomps on them if not pleased by their efforts.

@@Vini-sr8xw then there's the group that does both...

@@dukem8774 n in some species males mate for once n then dies🤣 gosh...hard life for poor males out there in the animal kingdom

dat's how skeleton shrimp do

G3M1N1 😂

What was he thinking? :)

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

bluethenewb I feel you.

Pretty sure that's how my friends introduce me to other people... 😊

Yesss!

This is a great idea! Hope he covers it soon!

OMG, they are so creepy!

Ah, yes the Eevee moth. Since Game Freak won't give us Swarmeon, God said, "Fine, I'll do it myself."

keepperi but suriname toad case more shit on their dad, Extreme level parenting

Blue-Ringed Octopus: 'You ain’t just whistling Dixie!'

Opossum: True, true...

Tarantula: these foster kids are a nightmare

Mountain chicken tell me about it.

hahahaha

Which would make them illegal in California.

I call them skinny fries

YES

That was the first thing came to my mind too!

IKR?!?!

My first thought EXACTLY

Absolutely that was my immediate thought

What kind of gas stations are you going to?

What's he talking about then?

Alfonzo Soto González hot dogs

What, you guys don't have severed spinning penises at your gas stations for when you need a little nibble?

If you liked that comment you may enjoy atomic shrimps wobble machine video

Perfectly appropriate to for the video

That was the best joke. 😆

You know they SAY THINGS

Meh, I'm with Family Guy on this one. We call those things "wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men" where I'm from. Or, at least that's what most people I know now call them. A friend of mine once dubbed them "interpretative dance wind socks." I've never been happier with my social circle. Sometimes, it's the little things in life.

We simply call them "the hot-dog"

Yeah right if this thing were one foot it'd be on people's plates. With butter sauce

🖐Here I am! ....I even have one of those crackie thingies they give you at Red Lobster...

If ur not a serial killer i’m in

And then abandon me with 40 kids

....'sup?

TinyTeacup, I bet you have a beautiful exoskeleton and shoes to match! :-)

ifoldinhalfsoeasily ooh, where in Alameda?

@@kohljackal I found them all along Shoreline Drive, across from all the apartments and condos. They hang out among the seaweed in the shallows.

ifoldinhalfsoeasily thx! An excuse to spend some time outside rather than on the couch waiting for a zefrank vid, lol.

It's funnier when you are familiar with the comics and know that Mantis gave birth to Space-Jesus after having sex with an alien tree(not Groot, a different species) to fulfill her destiny and become the Celestial Madonna.

@@ScionStorm1 oh thank you . No wonder I didn't get the depth of the humor. . But on the surface was still entertaining.Must be his voice. Just like Rowan Atkins doing roll call or his preacher roles. Good morning indeed..

Yiheng Zhou Oh, thank you! I'll be able to sleep tonight. Knew there was something missing.....😅

I can hear his voice 😂

Oh ya that’s like Franks signature line, it should be in every video.

He did say bebes though, so that's in there at least.

F***in' Jerry, I don't know why zefrank keeps him.

My husband actually sang this into my ear ladt night.

@@healinggrounds19 What a hook-up.

Science Fiction Double Feature did you enjoy it

yeah, that had me tears

Science Fiction Double Feature That’s awesomely hilarious 😂 I randomly get the puffin song stuck in my head at odd times

I'm stuck saying bebbies when I mean babies lol

Matt Cyr hahahahahaha same

Didnt you before?

This is exactly what I call guys with swirly moustaches. LMAO!!!

You'd better. We're listening... *Scowls ominously, drives straight into a telephone pole...* Ow.

That's what my mum should've said to my cousin's cat.

Bagel Burglar - they are fluffy-fluffy and you want to hug them.

I love them.

Yes! And also a true facts about the Blue Footed Boobie

The females squirt pee at your face!!

I want to hear about that!!

The R.Kelly experience.

@@FlexBeanbag hentaihaven.com/

If you ever had to raise children, you can relate.

I just sit in the back watching 4 guys beat the living shit out of eachother while the chick is there with her friends looking at their phones and the poor teen bouncer trying to split them up or kick them out. I love friday nights, gives me somthing better to watch other than my passed out friend sitting next to me

Every 👏 time!!

🅱️eter

Izzy haha omg I have scoliosis AND I sit in an office chair 😂 my poor skeleton shrimp spine....

Unfortunately he went through a phase where he dropped all.of his catchphrases. Fortunately he started using them again.