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Trump’s Election Dreams Becoming Impossible, Georgia Indictments Coming & A.I. Chatbots Wreak Havoc 

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Today is the first day of Lent and Guillermo talks about what he has given up, the National Weather Service issued a blizzard warning for parts of LA County this weekend, A.I. Chatbots are taking over and there are a number of unsettling reports about how they interact with humans, Jimmy reads the first ever computer-generated late night talk show monologue joke, there are hints of multiple indictments being handed down over Trump’s brazen attempts to overturn the election in Georgia, the foreperson on the jury Emily Kohrs is speaking to the press before they even announce indictments, Donald Jr,. is bigly upset about Joe Biden’s trip to Ukraine, Junior was on the road with Daddy in East Palestine, Ohio today, and even with the majority of Republicans believing that the GOP has a better shot of winning the White House without Trump, Donald Quixote continues to dream the impossible dream.
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@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 Год назад
Passing out Chinese made red hats 🤣
@Paula-ps1vi
@Paula-ps1vi Год назад
😆😆😆
@marketads1
@marketads1 Год назад
TAN OF LA MANCHA!! 😂 That bit alone is worth an Emmy!!!
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@brianbullivant1009
@brianbullivant1009 Год назад
Bravely, Guillermo has never given up on a single meal in his entire life. He's my hero!
@leeneil5775
@leeneil5775 Год назад
"Not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a trainwreck" Comedy gold!
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 Год назад
"Somebody go grab me another six-pack of lawyers."
@rebekahogle9021
@rebekahogle9021 Год назад
After the 2016 election, one of my patients said "We've gone from class to trash." So, so true.
@beanzieobeanz2955
@beanzieobeanz2955 Год назад
never were class
@johnyoung4923
@johnyoung4923 Год назад
Obama was everything America thought it could be. Trump was everything America is.
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Год назад
@@jakelachance4408 And yet Biden never incited an insurrection like the sore loser who made America a global joke.
@normanriley5373
@normanriley5373 Год назад
what have you been smoken
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Год назад
@@jakelachance4408 Every Democrat is Einstein compared with someone who types "won" after over 60 failed legal challenges
@lonnieappleby6242
@lonnieappleby6242 Год назад
“Tan of La Mancha!” 🤣 PURE GENIUS MASH UP!!!
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 Год назад
The montage of the 🍊 one was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 Год назад
It's not often you see a train wreck, talking about a train wreck. 😂 😂. Nicely said JK.
@kevinbwillson4161
@kevinbwillson4161 Год назад
Did it again “Bar a Largo” Thank you all
@samk4475
@samk4475 Год назад
“Train wreck talking to train wreck” The best punchline of the week😂
@JimmyDeLocke
@JimmyDeLocke Год назад
Tan of La Mancha deserves an Emmy
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@farrahfeathers6668
@farrahfeathers6668 Год назад
It’s not everyday a train wreck talks about a train wreck! I died 💀😂
@dianemcwilliams7271
@dianemcwilliams7271 Год назад
Perfection!
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 Год назад
Can't top that one!
@andrewp7509
@andrewp7509 Год назад
While a train wreck chugs to Ukraine and buhhdah edge edge thinks about the lights he put under bridges in South Bend Indiana as he pulls his bike out of the car trunk to ride it the last block to work
@malcolmbliss777
@malcolmbliss777 Год назад
Yet you watched. And that sends his ratings even higher. You support Kimmel as much as any fan. Does it make you feel good? It makes me feel great!
@Marchant2
@Marchant2 Год назад
@@andrewp7509 dump f**ked up, which causes you to come to the comments to make an attempt at english so you can do a Right Wing whataboutism.
@WhatsInAName222
@WhatsInAName222 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, etc. need a medal for service to humanity. Some of the new is so depressing that the only way to digest it is through these guys. Thank you! Thank you! thank you!
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 Год назад
Totally agree. I wouldn't have survived the last two years without my daily dose of Jimmy and Stephen.
@hgr.7857
@hgr.7857 Год назад
Seth Meyers & JK got me through 4 very unsettling years of outrageously disgusting current events. Gotta laugh to keep from going mad 🤷🏼 (Hint: 2017-2020)
@smokesmypaparazi
@smokesmypaparazi Год назад
​@@hgr.7857 agree the current events and current state of the country are outrageously disgusting. It is a relief to listen to these jokers as you can't take them seriously.
@christinecharles4586
@christinecharles4586 Год назад
DJT always looks like he's in a skit where they have someone else hiding behind him, reaching around doing the hand motions!
@andrewgarcia4330
@andrewgarcia4330 Год назад
I think Jr's on blow again.
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 Год назад
Again? Never not on it
@elphieofkiamoko
@elphieofkiamoko Год назад
That jurist, Emily, had the best expressions and was so fun to watch. But Emily, please 🤣
@theinquisitor18
@theinquisitor18 Год назад
She sounds so excited to be part of something that most people will never be a part of. I get it. But, yeah. She needs to go home and relax. 😂
@gremlinn7
@gremlinn7 Год назад
@@theinquisitor18 She needs to save up some of that enthusiasm for the inevitable tell-all book.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Год назад
What a dork.....sheesh
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle Год назад
She bugs me. She's a narcissist who screams, look at me! She probably will be the cause of a change of venue which would be unfortunate.
@doggygaming950
@doggygaming950 Год назад
She didn't actually say anything.
@philipstewart4474
@philipstewart4474 Год назад
Impossible dream edit is GOLD!
@hollyirisdrucker2201
@hollyirisdrucker2201 Год назад
Oh Lord Jimmy, LMAO. The train joke did me in LOL.
@richardmendoza4389
@richardmendoza4389 Год назад
Another monologue, another Nailed It.
@fowleheidi482
@fowleheidi482 Год назад
I walked down Paradise in Vegas, winds were strong when I went to the store, walking back winds got to 60mph a homeless friend I'd helped out came to my side as I was crouching holding a pole. He dragged me off the street and hid me in his shelter behind the 7-11. When it calmed down I made him dinner and did his laundry. Every time I go back to Vegas I look for Eric at Paradise and East Twain 7-11. If you see him please give him something to eat a blanket, a tarp. He's convinced he's better off on the street. I tried everything to get him help.
@sjones3191
@sjones3191 Год назад
What’s his ethnicity?
@therealfrantux
@therealfrantux Год назад
​@s jones why is that important? Honest question
@poorthing
@poorthing Год назад
​@@sjones3191down & out
@proculusjulius7035
@proculusjulius7035 Год назад
@@sjones3191 he's human.
@letthedogsout1
@letthedogsout1 Год назад
Do you have someone writing the soundtrack for this song yet?
@citiboikidd6372
@citiboikidd6372 Год назад
Emily Kohrs’ childlike expressions are oh so cute… 😂😂😂❤
@michelmadaire257
@michelmadaire257 Год назад
The ending was PERFECT. Jimmy. Congrats to your staff. Keep up the gooood work, we love ya. Canada Quebec.
@marymiller9870
@marymiller9870 Год назад
Thank you for telling her to shut up!!!!! She's going to screw it all up! Lord please send her home!!!
@samcooper1761
@samcooper1761 Год назад
Yes! TFG will get off because this stupid child has to have her 15 minutes of fame. "*Giggle*I just thought it would be an awesome moment!!!!" Smh.
@ThompterSHunson
@ThompterSHunson Год назад
03:29 That letter is like my labrador dog got a human voice 😂😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Don Jr. admitted his father didn’t even bother to tell him he’s not coming to dinner.
@Picnuts
@Picnuts Год назад
Jr. is very intense!
@vvohvaelez9277
@vvohvaelez9277 Год назад
"not the first time it happened" lmfao
@talk3194
@talk3194 Год назад
And it was Christmas not Thanksgiving! 😂 Go snort another line Jr.
@rurdy2rk380
@rurdy2rk380 Год назад
So he finally figured out who that was?
@akmpolsen
@akmpolsen Год назад
If Don Jr isn't a cokehead, then no one is.
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 Год назад
Best monologue ever!
@jamesyates1432
@jamesyates1432 Год назад
MAD PROPS to the EDITOR that assembled those tiny clips to make a hilarious parody.
@marydonohoe8200
@marydonohoe8200 Год назад
I hope MTG is thrilled with her boy’s brilliant performance in Palestine, OH. Such a hero for the Common Man. The hero who, during his sole administration, dismantled railroad regulations. (Among many other disasters...)
@markg1727
@markg1727 Год назад
False
@eddapultstab2078
@eddapultstab2078 Год назад
@@markg1727 such stirring rhetoric.....
@Lh-wq5gc
@Lh-wq5gc Год назад
What a moronic thing to say
@Lh-wq5gc
@Lh-wq5gc Год назад
The Federal Railroad Administration creates and enforces rail safety regulations, administers rail funding, and researches rail improvement strategies and technologies
@DearCult45cultist
@DearCult45cultist Год назад
@@markg1727 True
@theultimatereductionist7592
2:59 "Bing the Conqueror" ROFL! Kimmel's writing staff comes up with the best puns!
@jonellepatterson82
@jonellepatterson82 Год назад
If Emily screws up indictments it's on her and shame on the news media for enabling her.
@bmpk7473
@bmpk7473 Год назад
already been stated that she is able to speak about the deliberations, so. No, it's not on her.
@appleblossomxo
@appleblossomxo Год назад
Jonelle Patterson: It was so ludicrous, would fit right in with the shenanigans against the American public. Don't think they could have found a better character actress if posted on central casting.
@Studeb
@Studeb Год назад
Jr is starting to sound like he's doing a comedic impression of Sr.
@williamsimonds5429
@williamsimonds5429 Год назад
The Man From LaMuncha can't catch a break here - WELL, he don't deserve one. SNAP
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 Год назад
I'm gonna find somebody to smile at me the way Emily smiles.
@C_mao
@C_mao Год назад
"A train wreck talking about a train wreck" Nailed it.
@Pbav8tor
@Pbav8tor Год назад
On fire Jimmy!
@derrickbeaubearic4100
@derrickbeaubearic4100 Год назад
Wow Circuit City, that's a throw back 😆
@MikesOrganicVideos
@MikesOrganicVideos Год назад
“The impossible dream” was genius. Thank you.
@christophermerlot3366
@christophermerlot3366 Год назад
Give your editor a raise for that ending.
@bianca-sg8zq
@bianca-sg8zq Год назад
Absolutely!! The editing of Trump's soundbites was dope!! And too funny!!🤣😂 "Tan of LaMancha!!"🤣😂
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 Год назад
@@bianca-sg8zq ; was dope? sure
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@emmawattson3187
@emmawattson3187 Год назад
@@paradisepipeco BRAVO!!!!!!!
@JustMe-mh2pn
@JustMe-mh2pn Год назад
​@jones that's hilarious 😂
@iamlalapalooza
@iamlalapalooza Год назад
Those outhouses? It looks like they had someplace to go.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
As the tumbleweeds blow through your comment, the plaintive cry of the wind can be heard across the swooping plains, _"r/woosh"_ . . .
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
Last night there was a break in at police headquarters, and all the toilets were stolen. The investigators are baffled. They have nothing to go on.
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Год назад
Another masterpiece 👏🏽👏🏽🏆
@lornahouston8607
@lornahouston8607 Год назад
Loved the ending, kudos to the editor
@EmaliaDenoon
@EmaliaDenoon Год назад
The opening monologue never gets OLD! Porter potties 🤣
@MLightstone
@MLightstone Год назад
Best monolog ever.
@ReviewingTech101
@ReviewingTech101 Год назад
When don jr said he showed up to thanksgiving dinner they should’ve played a clip from Austin powers Daddy wasn’t there 😂😂😂😂
@debbievoss3496
@debbievoss3496 Год назад
He's like Santi-Clawz handing out all those expensive little red hats.
@mariaarmas2217
@mariaarmas2217 Год назад
Red hats made in China I bet🤬
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 Год назад
Cheaply made chy-na hats
@faye2592
@faye2592 Год назад
OMG! Jimmy and his writers deserve an Emmy for that Tan of La Mancha bit! Solid Gold! A true work of art!!! THANK YOU! 😘
@stephenrowe1921
@stephenrowe1921 Год назад
I liked MAGA Teresa.
@catherinechirumbolo9467
@catherinechirumbolo9467 Год назад
I love Jimmy's monologues especially when he focuses on trump and trump has gotten to the point that I can't tell him from the worst caricature or impression of himself!
@theorpheumcircuit
@theorpheumcircuit Год назад
Audio and video editors, take a bow! Give them some Emmy love too!
@jeananderson7416
@jeananderson7416 Год назад
Not every day you get to see a wreck talk about a wreck, one of the best descriptions of donald tdump.
@knbsd3876
@knbsd3876 Год назад
“Train”!
@parksbpknit
@parksbpknit Год назад
This was one of your best shows ever!!! The Trump segment was golden, should be shown on all news media.
@TheJJMclure
@TheJJMclure Год назад
Jr. needs some shoulder pads!!
@zippyustar6350
@zippyustar6350 Год назад
& a spine
@TheJJMclure
@TheJJMclure Год назад
@@zippyustar6350 set of stones could help. Bet he sits down to pee.
@lorinelson5383
@lorinelson5383 Год назад
And a brain
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 Год назад
Craig:. You nailed it. I kept staring at the space where there should have been shoulders. He's a freak! Who is also now doing the accordion hand trick.
@BooksForever
@BooksForever Год назад
DJT Jr. has shoulders that apparently sloped away in utter embarrassment. Or perhaps he ate them. Gone at any rate.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
I’m really not a fan of body shaming in any respect, but I gotta confess that I couldn’t stop staring at his complete absence of shoulders during that clip. I’ve never noticed it before - he must usually wear ‘80s shoulder-padded power suits? Also I can’t help but ponder whether he is really Trump’s biological son? There’s no physical resemblance there at all! With Eric, yes, you can kinda see it. But Jr? He looks bugger all like his mother OR father! 🤔
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Год назад
​@@clothilde1623 I love your reminder about body shaming.
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Год назад
That shirt does not fit. Cant he afford something better?
@bradwhitham4115
@bradwhitham4115 Год назад
I bet DJT had a security person following him around collecting a Jackson for every one of those hats. Two bucks each for every one of those 12-year-old bottles of water, too.
@ronk9830
@ronk9830 Год назад
What a thrill for those people. Superhero Donald in their presence...😂 And a bottle of water and a hat.
@arizonanative7409
@arizonanative7409 Год назад
The montage at the end! Had to watch three times… brilliant work!
@jondorsey1715
@jondorsey1715 Год назад
Don Jr seems like he's progressively working on impressions of his dad
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Год назад
He reminds me of a lush that lived in my neighborhood. That man was always drunk, high in something or both.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 Год назад
That poor bastard. He is half as smart as Don Sr.
@matthewbishop2986
@matthewbishop2986 Год назад
Don Jr sounds more like Kermit the frog rip off to me 🤣🤣
@samsepiol05590
@samsepiol05590 Год назад
just listen to him say “Chy-na” FDT
@petedog9581
@petedog9581 Год назад
Gotta like the lil hands with the pinched fingers move.
@quadroscm
@quadroscm Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel, that was an epic show!
@barbarawalsh2875
@barbarawalsh2875 Год назад
Big props to your editing staff.
@justhearmeout3959
@justhearmeout3959 Год назад
"This might be the first ever computer generated late night joke" I don't believe you 😂
@gljm
@gljm Год назад
To whom ever of Jimmy's staff who had to probably listen to thousands of hours of Trump ramblings to find all those words, those "Biggly Lots of Words" WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@joblessbum7
@joblessbum7 Год назад
For Don Jr, isn't that every Thanksgiving
@jimough2441
@jimough2441 Год назад
The comedy never stops!
@deefortier8796
@deefortier8796 Год назад
Love ❤️ You Jimmy ❤️ You Make Me ❤️ Laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
@erikk77
@erikk77 Год назад
Thumbs up for the framing joke.
@Dave-ht7dx
@Dave-ht7dx Год назад
Greatest Hit ever, collage of The Impossible Dream. Very creative.
@carolinchen4683
@carolinchen4683 Год назад
The AI threatening to ruin that professor's career and destroy his reputation reminds me of my ex-PhD supervisor! Ahhh!
@EP-ko2yi
@EP-ko2yi Год назад
That probably happens to Jr. a lot.
@trumpnation921
@trumpnation921 Год назад
I love Jimmy Kimmel he's funny as hell
@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 Год назад
Watching crack head Jr cry is always HILARIOUS
@nataliejacob9438
@nataliejacob9438 Год назад
You was watching Hunter. You haters need God in your lives.
@andrewp7509
@andrewp7509 Год назад
Hunter Biden....
@omiikojackson6445
@omiikojackson6445 Год назад
​@@nataliejacob9438 That bastard is calling himself a crackhead. Girl it's all jealously. The Trump family got all of them nervous as hell.
@nataliejacob9438
@nataliejacob9438 Год назад
@@omiikojackson6445 they still dealing with the Trump syndrome. Bunch of blind demo sheep.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
@@nataliejacob9438 We know who the hater is, Princess. And you misspelled _"Dog"._
@jeanniemadosky523
@jeanniemadosky523 Год назад
Dude you killed it tonight LMAO!
@johngibbs799
@johngibbs799 Год назад
Outstanding episode!!! 🤠
@MrCaptaintrips54
@MrCaptaintrips54 Год назад
I love her grin, you so cool Emily!
@Barklikeadog61
@Barklikeadog61 Год назад
That ending had me gasping for air, too funny!
@theodoremoran1529
@theodoremoran1529 Год назад
I was dying hahaha holy moly hahaha hilarious 🤣👍🏼
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Год назад
Don Jr. is a son that keeps on giving.
@lorinelson5383
@lorinelson5383 Год назад
grifting
@ricardocerrillo3472
@ricardocerrillo3472 Год назад
An atomic grade presentation, Jimmy and crew ...brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Nefville
@Nefville Год назад
I love this jury foreperson, she's just out there living life and having fun.
@pamelabennett1492
@pamelabennett1492 Год назад
She doesnt seem to be aware that our ex-president was recorded trying to bribe and coerce our GA. Secretary of State!!
@jackl4laughs
@jackl4laughs Год назад
Watch "Trump Water" turn out to be ocean water from Florida...
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
Nope. It is sweat. Lots and lots of Trump sweat... so avoid Trump Water.
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 Год назад
Toilet water from the backed up bog full of classified documents…
@jeremycurtis2334
@jeremycurtis2334 Год назад
@@michaelbray109 yeah I don’t see it as salty ocean water, but unclean toilet water, definitely.
@bsing2u
@bsing2u Год назад
Water from the contaminated stream
@jim007
@jim007 Год назад
Wasn't tRUMPS bottled water discontinued 10 years ago?
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, staff, and the warm-up guy!!! 🤗🩵
@patriciachristianson8986
@patriciachristianson8986 Год назад
Spot on,Jimmy!! Loved it! Thanks for making me LOL !!
@flowerfarmerscott
@flowerfarmerscott Год назад
Emily should do interviews every day! She has rules from the judge and DA and I'm sure she's following them. She's quite charming and a refreshingly human voice on the media.
@JBond-zf4dj
@JBond-zf4dj Год назад
Ya think? Huh. It's interesting how differently people see others.
@noreenconstantine4612
@noreenconstantine4612 Год назад
That song was the best! Emmy material for sure
@dianne8754
@dianne8754 Год назад
The end of the monologue was so fun 😊 thank you forever making me laugh from all the BS..and texting from Ohio Jimmy.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@Station7Jason
@Station7Jason Год назад
Trump is saving Ohio
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
@@Station7Jason *_Trump is highly skilled at the art of the con. "Con" is short for confidence, and it is based on gaining confidence or trust from the potential victim. The skilled con is an expert at "baiting" the rube; telling the target what he wants to hear (as the “bait”), inspiring trust or confidence. Trump is truly a dedicated master baiter, spending a good part of each day master baiting his base._*
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
@@Station7Jason Q: _What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?_ A: _The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida._
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
@@Station7Jason Q. _What’s the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian?_ A. _A Ukrainian defends his Capitol._
@robertcarrasco2504
@robertcarrasco2504 Год назад
Don jr aka snow plow and DON THE CON are in panic mode 📌🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gregoryhoward9875
@gregoryhoward9875 Год назад
Snow plow 🤔😂😂😂😂
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
Snow Plow made me lol 😂👏
@jenx3657
@jenx3657 Год назад
¨It´s not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a train wreck.¨ = GOLD!
@PegasusID
@PegasusID Год назад
My sympathies to the editors who had to watch SO MUCH footage to grab each word.
@smooches1368
@smooches1368 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmels' media/video editing people are geniuses. This is funny stuff.
@robertw.1499
@robertw.1499 Год назад
Giving Kohrs the job of spokesperson is indicative of the American system. Give a child such an important job and that child will be the one that takes the whole thing to a retrial. WTF is wrong in America? Wow 🤮
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад
Other countries don’t have this “Grand Jury” concept. It’s not clear what legal purpose it serves: either you press charges and prosecute, or you don’t.
@lstone3633
@lstone3633 10 дней назад
Are the republicans granular enough to have orchestrated this or is it the predictable result of celebrity culture?
@lincolnlawyer9704
@lincolnlawyer9704 Год назад
What? No paper towels! We in Ohio are not good enough for paper towels!
@davidnordmeyer513
@davidnordmeyer513 Год назад
That Grand Jury spokesperson is just too adorable :)
@guyincogneto8979
@guyincogneto8979 Год назад
"Guilty" means "total exoneration", to that goof.
@karencloutier3236
@karencloutier3236 Год назад
Is it me or DJTJ looks like you can blindfold him with dental floss?
@moseskefa
@moseskefa Год назад
She got the energy of a child giving her parents a powerpoint presentation on why they should take the family to Disney land this summer 😂😂😂
@edwardturner2405
@edwardturner2405 Год назад
Junior Donnie is totally disgusting
@edwardturner2405
@edwardturner2405 Год назад
Trump water is special bottled in a public toilet
@heavenlygardens
@heavenlygardens Год назад
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carenann918
@carenann918 Год назад
Jr's Kermit the Frog impersonation is really getting good.
@palmereldritch7777
@palmereldritch7777 Год назад
Tan of La Mancha-impossible Dream segment deserves a raise. I hope it wasn't the AI chatbot.
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco Год назад
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@jameswells2826
@jameswells2826 Год назад
I Really Enjoyed Today's Video So Much And I Really Like Jimmy Kimmel So Much
@caroledn
@caroledn Год назад
Hit by a porto-potty.....Imagine the wording of THAT car insurance claim?!?!?!?! Lol
@skeandhu001
@skeandhu001 Год назад
Emily, I LOVE You for this…😂👍
@CRMcGee2
@CRMcGee2 Год назад
The foreperson Emily Kohrs acted like she was dishing high school gossip. 🙄
@mohar1513
@mohar1513 Год назад
It’s such an Emily thing to do.
@IndependentConversations
@IndependentConversations Год назад
If she was still on the jury, then that's a real legal problem and grounds for a mistrial. Her grand jury was dismissed in January
@vvohvaelez9277
@vvohvaelez9277 Год назад
@@IndependentConversations saying over a dozen indictments have been recommended doesnt constitute a mistrial
@IndependentConversations
@IndependentConversations Год назад
@Vvoh vaelez I know that but thank you. I was trying to get back at a troll
@KG-mx1rp
@KG-mx1rp Год назад
​@@vvohvaelez9277if that doesn't, her nose clearly should. Looked like she was terrorizing Gotham city
@luciamiller1555
@luciamiller1555 Год назад
Excelente monologue 😂🎉
@mrwilson7617
@mrwilson7617 Год назад
"I showed up for Thanksgiving Dinner and my father wasn't there" That's because he just came out of a 2 week coke binge and it was Christmas day. His Daddy was celebrating at the Kremlin with his boss, Putin.
@juliwooyootoob
@juliwooyootoob Год назад
brilliant spoof! made my day.
@jet4tv
@jet4tv Год назад
That was the BEST Jimmy!!!😄
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