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Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce 

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Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Год назад
MTG is already divorced from sanity.
@debbievoss3496
@debbievoss3496 Год назад
I hope she runs as Trump's VP. INTO THE GROUND.
@ELEMENTARYWATSON52
@ELEMENTARYWATSON52 Год назад
💯 %
@loganmalough2379
@loganmalough2379 Год назад
And she’s got a restraining order on reality.
@IB4UUB4ME
@IB4UUB4ME Год назад
You mean reality?
@loganmalough2379
@loganmalough2379 Год назад
@@IB4UUB4ME you read the comment didn’t ya?
@parvin46
@parvin46 Год назад
MTG sounds like a 5 year old and uses 5 year old logic. She is in wayyyyy over her head, as a congress member
@normanacree1635
@normanacree1635 Год назад
Doesn't matter to the morons who elected her. I, for one, would be in favor of her district being allowed to 'divorce' the rest of the country. As a matter of fact, there are quite a few others besides hers. I wonder if she has considered how a state with two democrat senators would vote when choosing which 'country' they should join if the country did 'divorce'? What an idiot.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
She lacks the mental capacity to do anything more than chase after people and taunt them... much like a 5-year-old.
@renejean2523
@renejean2523 Год назад
She's way over her head as a human being.
@christopherloyd8938
@christopherloyd8938 Год назад
​@@renejean2523 she's mad cuz people are coming at her in all places I wonder why she's mad she has nobody to blame but herself. maybe if she sat down and had a conversation and learn and get in touch with reality instead of talk about Jewish space lasers that doesn't exist😎🤣
@michelangelobuonarroti916
@michelangelobuonarroti916 Год назад
Well, gotta hand it to Trump. At least he sounds like he's 14.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Год назад
Remember that time trump promised that if he lost to Biden, he'd leave the country and we'd never hear from him again? Sighhhhh. Of all of his tens of thousands of lies, that one hurts the most.
@debbielasater2980
@debbielasater2980 Год назад
He needs to be reminded esp. now that Rupert of Fox wants to make him a nonperson Maybe he can help find a place that will let him in.
@leek619
@leek619 Год назад
Liberals are bonifide hypocrites. F.o.A.C
@bethb7965
@bethb7965 Год назад
​@@debbielasater2980 ship him out on an iceberg, no provisions
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 Год назад
@@debbielasater2980 His friend Mr Kim has a room waiting in Pyong Yang.
@south6bt
@south6bt Год назад
Remember when all those famous people said that if Trump got elected they would all leave America? Sighhhhh
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
MTG : and we can support our police officers This from the woman who cheered as DC police were being viciously beat protecting her. And when it came time for the vote to approve medals to honor them for their bravery, she refused. 🤦‍♂️
@K_Z_R
@K_Z_R Год назад
With new developments…capitol cops can SUE DONALD DIRECTLY. Why not mtg? These officers need to go after SITTING INSURRECTIONISTS: Lauren joshua matthew margarie and the rest of the lame brain gang. Fkn SICKENING
@EeeEee-bm5gx
@EeeEee-bm5gx Год назад
* our police officers *
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад
UNBELIEVABLE!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
She then called those same police on a civilian for making fun of her.
@williebeamon3083
@williebeamon3083 Год назад
You've probably never even been in a fight liberal. Stop larping fight club.
@kathymanthey2062
@kathymanthey2062 Год назад
I agree the entire country should divorce MTG!
@karlek67
@karlek67 Год назад
The video game made me lol
@PADS62
@PADS62 Год назад
ABSOLUTELY @Kathy Manthey! ABSOLUTELY!
@BlLL_LUMBERGH
@BlLL_LUMBERGH Год назад
You guys voted for a senile man with dementia 🤣
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Год назад
If I’ve said it once, I’ve now said it..twice: BOTH of mtg’s brain cells divorced each other long ago
@EeeEee-bm5gx
@EeeEee-bm5gx Год назад
No divorce. If it's 'till death do us part', then so be it 🤫
@gregflores8959
@gregflores8959 Год назад
Senator John Kennedy, an amazing Patriot and Politician, every one of his words were pure gold! 🇺🇸 Hispanics for Truth and Freedom 2024
@richardgreen3081
@richardgreen3081 Год назад
If Santos fled Brazil to not face charges don’t think he wouldn’t do the same here in the US.
@BrigitofBergental
@BrigitofBergental Год назад
Let him flee. Won't be in Congress anymore if he leaves and doesn't come back.
@christinawadsworth501
@christinawadsworth501 Год назад
she's freaking out over her personal divorce. Unpaid leave until she goes to therapy and works it out with herself
@gregpotts7
@gregpotts7 Год назад
Senator Kennedy used to work at green acres as Mr. Hanney
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785
My thoughts every single time I hear him!
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Год назад
He must have been quite an oddity at Oxford.
@honpot2016
@honpot2016 Год назад
yes but hanney was more respectable .
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Год назад
Kennedy and Hanney both busy trying to unload something useless on to the gullible.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
He should have stayed there...
@rhondaguerrero2869
@rhondaguerrero2869 Год назад
National divorce her from Congress !!! Pleazz.
@RobinaB530
@RobinaB530 Год назад
That's a pretty silly thing to say. Get a grip.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Why TF did we ever get married in the first place? F you, Georgia! Yall are so damn lucky you gave us two Democratic Senators!
@willgoldsmith5462
@willgoldsmith5462 Год назад
The most ironic part of the MTG's "divorce" is that Georgia apparently now votes blue on the regular
@joecancer6013
@joecancer6013 Год назад
The ballots vote blue. The citizens don't
@bobapbob5812
@bobapbob5812 Год назад
Family values. Compare with Buttigegg
@shirairyu9806
@shirairyu9806 Год назад
Not so apparent if you watch the CCTV of what happens when GA counts 'votes'
@Poppityy
@Poppityy Год назад
except for her herself and kemp. do you even follow politics?
@zuglymonster
@zuglymonster Год назад
It's hilarious and if she moved to a red state she'd have to wait 5 years to vote too😆😆
@jamesp8459
@jamesp8459 Год назад
Right, support your police officers, you did a real good job supporting them on Jan 6th and MTG was one of the only 21 Congressmen to oppose awarding medals to the police that fought so courageously to make sure we still had a country.
@roxannejensen6065
@roxannejensen6065 Год назад
you soon will see the truth about 6 Jan.
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 Год назад
@@roxannejensen6065 We already know the truth, a bunch of facist tried to overthrow the government to soothe the tantruming Orange one's ego.
@jennifermcgoldrick6323
@jennifermcgoldrick6323 Год назад
@@roxannejensen6065oh will we?? Please do tell?? What did live coverage not tell us?? Effing delusional maga nut job
@karolrhodes7057
@karolrhodes7057 Год назад
@@roxannejensen6065 I'll be on high alert!🤣🤣
@jonathannagela2130
@jonathannagela2130 Год назад
that was les of an event than walmart on any weekend
@danagordon8871
@danagordon8871 Год назад
National divorce? We already pay child (state)support for Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arizona and Florida! And we’re not even sure that they’re ours! We need a DNA test!
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi Год назад
Uncle Sam IS NOT THE FATHER
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Год назад
Red state meal time prayer: "We thank you lord for food and sex, but mostly for them disability checks".
@stevebonk8995
@stevebonk8995 Год назад
That’s the irony, a lot of the red states take more federal money than they give so they couldn’t financially survive right now without the blue states. If they divorced the blue states they’d be broke lol
@ednanelson1897
@ednanelson1897 Год назад
Don't forget her own state, Georgia.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Maury, where are you? Come on out of retirement! You know, like Tom Brady!
@f-22r
@f-22r Год назад
People need to be told that there is something you get from books that you can't get from watching a screen.
@mouthymicah84
@mouthymicah84 Год назад
Hell, what about reading a book off of a screen...? What on Earth does physically turning a page do?
@f-22r
@f-22r Год назад
@@mouthymicah84 it doesn't hurt your eyes like a screen. E-readers don't hurt your eyes either so it depends on whether you want to class them as screens or not. Technically they're a series of rotating magnetic beads.
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 Год назад
MTG is a traitor... That's... Traitor.
@ohotnitza
@ohotnitza Год назад
More people need to heckle MTG
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
Make it a new national pastime ...
@christopherloyd8938
@christopherloyd8938 Год назад
Whatever restaurant she goes to is going to keep happening they don't even want an apology . it's just going to keep going like the Energizer Bunny she might as well move out this country🤔💯
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Whoever did it should be given the Medal of Freedom!
@KaiserBlade
@KaiserBlade Год назад
Yes emulating MTG would be a good idea.
@jeangillespie1173
@jeangillespie1173 Год назад
Give ad good as she does!!!
@censusgary
@censusgary Год назад
A cardboard tomb for your seventh birthday bash! Wow, these folks know how to party!
@eriklarsen3363
@eriklarsen3363 Год назад
You never watched The Addams Family?
@censusgary
@censusgary Год назад
@@eriklarsen3363 The Addamses would have had a real tomb, not some cardboard imitation.
@vcarter0723
@vcarter0723 Год назад
Hey, I’ve also read The History. Great book, it starts off with the community and then it gets into the world. That America is such a great writer.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Nothing makes a pool party pop like the ever-present specter of death in cardboard form!
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 Год назад
Poor Marge is just mad nobody was there to help HER transition when SHE was young.😔
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer Год назад
She's trying to look like Ivanka -- bleached hair, roots showing, parted down the center, tan -- but she can't pull it off.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@tuxcats8518
@tuxcats8518 Год назад
She obviously has access to all the Testosterone she needs.
@OfficerDva444
@OfficerDva444 Год назад
She wanted to b a horse so bad =( ... or a Titan
@curthennig9448
@curthennig9448 Год назад
@@OfficerDva444 She's on her way. She's always kicking.
@peterurbanski9495
@peterurbanski9495 Год назад
The trump jr skit with the fruit ninja just about made me pee my pants!
@JS-eu1co
@JS-eu1co Год назад
About the Roger joke. Jimmy sure was defensive when Roger mention the list.
@markogarcia2518
@markogarcia2518 Год назад
Aaron Rogers wears a tin foil hat for wanting epsteins list? How to say you're on that list without saying you're on that list
@kevinlapalme9357
@kevinlapalme9357 Год назад
Facts…I guess my hat is made of Tin as well…
@DocJerky
@DocJerky Год назад
And these fans of his seem to be OK with it. Somebody should check their internet history.....
@gabeprice3333
@gabeprice3333 Год назад
Ohh, you're one of those Pattern Noticers
@dr00andrew
@dr00andrew Год назад
for real dude. i cant believe people actually think hes funny
@Viper54K
@Viper54K Год назад
This was the comment i was looking for. Jimmy boy is defending the master chi-mo
@Miss.C.
@Miss.C. Год назад
MTG is a beastly looking thing. I bet her kids and husband are finally able to enjoy quiet time.
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Год назад
When I see Marjorie Trailer Queen, I feel like I'm getting a glimpse of how the Neanderthals lived.
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Год назад
@@jackderipper2233 marjoroids?
@honpot2016
@honpot2016 Год назад
and her voice! how much can you stand?
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Год назад
@@jackderipper2233 I like to call her Marge Traitor Greed 😁
@Clem.H.Fandango
@Clem.H.Fandango Год назад
Seen her toes? Apparently, her dad had a thing for sloths.
@cathywestholt5324
@cathywestholt5324 Год назад
We just need to divorce MTG and tell her she needs to go find another place to live.
@tammyjames6114
@tammyjames6114 Год назад
Irreconcilable differences!
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 Год назад
Like her hubby who took the kids with him.
@phoenixfive4091
@phoenixfive4091 Год назад
“And what happened in that book?” “Yeah” 😂😂
@maggiem.5904
@maggiem.5904 Год назад
Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana actually is pretty funny!
@johnwinslow3776
@johnwinslow3776 Год назад
MTG is the original Drag Queen complete with an Adams Apple
@donhoe100
@donhoe100 Год назад
Every time MTG opens her mouth she reveals more and more how disturbed she really is.
@lococomrade3488
@lococomrade3488 Год назад
She's not disturbed, she's Fascist. We've got to call these terrorists out for what they are, and stop trying to ptretend is an accident. They know what they're doing, and they know what they want. They are not just morons, but intentional Fascists.
@mikeh6084
@mikeh6084 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel is so much worse
@C_mao
@C_mao Год назад
@@mikeh6084 You sound like that guy at the end, who read a book about 'America n stuff'
@Shimnufc
@Shimnufc Год назад
Lmao imagine spewing all this hate and then saying republicans are dividing the country.. you soft pussies have ruined this country and I can’t wait for the trump landslide
@savannahray871
@savannahray871 Год назад
Trump2024
@SirVic42
@SirVic42 Год назад
Last book I read was the autobiography of George Santos titled "Winning Waterloo".
@freetolook3727
@freetolook3727 Год назад
National Divorce: Yeah, they tried that about 160 years ago and we all know how that worked out. I thought we had settled that.
@edvh88
@edvh88 Год назад
Nope, the south never got over it. Shockingly, 8 years of reconstruction wasn’t enough to heal from 400 years of slavery…
@gooddaysahead1
@gooddaysahead1 Год назад
Here's what conservative columnist William Crystal said about cpac: "What a roster at CPAC! Perhaps the most extraordinary collection of grifters, gropers, conspiracists, and apologists for authoritarianism that has ever been gathered together in one place, with the possible exception of when Benito Mussolini dined alone."
@sallyphillips9175
@sallyphillips9175 Год назад
Does MTG not realize she lives in a blue state?
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
They voted her into office
@GoGreen1977
@GoGreen1977 Год назад
Georgia is, at best, purple. The state is run by Republicans.
@normanacree1635
@normanacree1635 Год назад
I don't think she has any idea what state she is in. Seems like she is in a comatose state.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
While I wish MTG was comatose, her mouth is still flapping.
@icin4d
@icin4d Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Her district is deep red.
@PluribusProject
@PluribusProject Год назад
God those street interrogations are brutal
@Shimnufc
@Shimnufc Год назад
So cringe
@barbaraarnstein179
@barbaraarnstein179 Год назад
"Mar-a-Loudo", "The former Vice-Poodle"! Genius! The hits keep coming!
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
National Divorce - brought to you by the Family Values Party 😳
@joymattson8549
@joymattson8549 Год назад
@Joe and The Ho Gotta Go plenty of people in that category of all races - you must not get out of yer holler in the hills much
@lovemylife1only
@lovemylife1only Год назад
​@joeandthehogottago1671Marjorie, is that you little troll? Haha
@clarafedde8674
@clarafedde8674 Год назад
"He will destroy us, and we will deserve it".
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
And now Marjorie Traitor Greene is trying her hand at trashing the country... can we get her deported to Antarctica?
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Год назад
Miss Lindsey 👸
@RanaBurr
@RanaBurr Год назад
The last book I read was Strongmen by Ruth Ben-Ghiat and it was so terrifying that I am reading it again.
@johnriccomi388
@johnriccomi388 Год назад
Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a short chat with, Little Donnie Jr.? All I need is one room, one lock, five minutes.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Год назад
Can I help?
@David-ng7cr
@David-ng7cr Год назад
Get in line John. It's a long one.
@margaretgray4170
@margaretgray4170 Год назад
Greene needs to be accountable for her part in 1/6 Insurrection! Instead people reelected her back as a member of Congress!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
She ran unopposed after her followers threatened her opponant out of the race, for real.
@atasteofreality609
@atasteofreality609 Год назад
😂🤣😂🤡 you haven’t been paying attention huh, 1/6 was a democrat driven circus
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
@@atasteofreality609 Really? All those known right wingers wearing ugly Trump merchandise on Jan 6? The rioters now in prison testified in court "It was the president who called us", thousands of hours of video material and texts PROVING it was Trump cultists? The Republicans before the Jan6 commitee CONFESSING it was trumps idea to stop the peaceful transfer of power in case he looses? All not true, huh? What's your prefered lie? They where really Antifa? No, no it was the FBI! Uhm no nno it was the capital police opening the door to the rioters, not what the whole world saw happening live on tv and Internet, Trump cultist breaking doors and windows, beating police officers (blue lives matter, my a$$) Most of all, and please think hard about it: WHY WOULD DEMS EVEN DO THAT? THEY WON THE ELECTION!!!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
@@atasteofreality609 Maybe you should stop watching Hoax "news" and get a dose of reality before you lecture others.
@p-mac5969
@p-mac5969 Год назад
😂😂😂 still falling for it huh? 🐑🐑🐑
@danozmatlan3467
@danozmatlan3467 Год назад
Ignorant America! We have to laugh because it's so sad. Thanks Jimmy!
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion Год назад
She tried the whole "you didn't answer the question" bit but he did. He clearly said that he thinks there will be better choices. That's a no.
@eriklarsen3363
@eriklarsen3363 Год назад
It's not a straight answer and it's not clear. A straight answer would be "No." His answer is slimy so that it gives him wriggle room to flop if there aren't better candidates. Which he will absolutely do in that case.
@alisawhite9804
@alisawhite9804 Год назад
Hi, Jimmy! I just love your show! I have been suffering depression since my mother died. I look forward to your show because it gives me a dose of laughter! Thanks! ❤
@MsTMarie83
@MsTMarie83 Год назад
Your not alone. Laughter is definitely the best medicine. Jimmy can make the most depressing political news funny.
@firewulf2000
@firewulf2000 Год назад
Sorry for your loss but definitely get yourself to talk with a trained professional if you can. Can really make a world of difference! I know stuff is uncomfortable and you might not think twice about it but really helpful to get things off your chest with someone rather than by yourself. Keep ok keepin on :)
@bkm2797
@bkm2797 Год назад
So sorry you're mom had to leave too soon, she is still very much alive and actually feeling great, so maybe try to talk with her, pretty sure she is trying to talk to you, most important know you will be together again, and that she doesn't want you to grieve, but to remember the good times. Wishing you the best.
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Год назад
I understand how that feels, just lost my mom in December and I love Jimmy Kimmel, he helps me laugh in these insane times!
@walkerpaulp6526
@walkerpaulp6526 Год назад
You serious?
@IDCWhatUThink
@IDCWhatUThink Год назад
Geeze I wonder why MTG husband left her. I bet the kids left with him.
@seekeroftruth6728
@seekeroftruth6728 Год назад
The last book I read was 'The Founding Myth' by constitutional attorney Andrew Seidel. It was excellent. Highly recommend.
@johnnythomas6723
@johnnythomas6723 Год назад
It's about time they finally went after Santos. MTG needs to go over her "national divorce" ignorance. 🤣🤣🤣
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
I've got to show this segment to my mom. She's probably read 50 books since the year began.
@dougmacmillan1712
@dougmacmillan1712 Год назад
There are three books on my night stand that I'm reading simultaneously.
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 Год назад
@@dougmacmillan1712 I do that with my Kindle. I've worn out two of them!
@blangille6407
@blangille6407 Год назад
@@marywallace4086 I wore out my kobo and just read books on my phone with the kobo app. Just as good if not better. I think I fit in better now in public as people likely think I'm on tictok.
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 Год назад
Pretty sad, isn't it? The American Literacy Project has reported that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 8th grade level, and 4% are completely illiterate. It's appalling...just what Republicans have tried to achieve since Reagan. It must be reversed!
@sheilaregal2566
@sheilaregal2566 Год назад
Your mom sounds like me. She's probably very nice, smart and, possibly, old.😊
@theodethomasa6358
@theodethomasa6358 Год назад
If MTGaga wants a National Divorce, give her one all the way out of the country!
@barbaragalliera9846
@barbaragalliera9846 Год назад
Sr John Kennedy I’m peeing my pants. Laughed so hard I fell off the couch
@marykinnick3865
@marykinnick3865 Год назад
The last book I read was "The Stones of Summer" by Dow Mossman! Good book and this is the second time I read it...
@Ari-pw6nu
@Ari-pw6nu Год назад
So many are missing CPAC because they are on the cusp of being indicted.
@gregraj
@gregraj Год назад
This is an underrated comment right here! Great point Ari ...!! 😄
@johnsmith-cw3wo
@johnsmith-cw3wo Год назад
@@gregraj So many are missing CPAC because they died of COVID ☠💀☠
@vinceedwards3978
@vinceedwards3978 Год назад
Oh geez, that book bit really makes me worried for our future!!!
@dennisp3314
@dennisp3314 Год назад
The "Have you read a book ? " bit ... Wow !
@jimough2441
@jimough2441 Год назад
The ONLY good thing about this meeting is that we can now laugh at them.
@loriallenbaugh35
@loriallenbaugh35 Год назад
I love to read. The last several years I've had difficulty focusing to read. I think stress and over stimulation have much to do with it. I've found audiobooks to be a savior. I receive the full text and story as well as some theatrical emphasis from the reader. It allows me to listen while I cook, do chores and especially on long quiet drives. It can also relax me at bedtime. The only problem is that when someone asks the name of the book I forget because it's not in front of me every time I engage. I remember the stories though.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
Yeah, I used to be a voracious reader but suffering from major depression has made it very difficult to concentrate and sapped the joy out of it. These days it’s just too much mental effort. Curse you, depression. 😔
@loriallenbaugh35
@loriallenbaugh35 Год назад
@@clothilde1623 I'm so sorry that has been taken from you. Please try the audiobooks. They have helped me greatly. If you enjoy historical fiction I recently listened to one called "The giver of Stars". It was very uplifting and empowering for Women. The historical aspect was really interesting. What ever you enjoy that can distract from negative thoughts and hopefully give you some encouragement. I'll be thinking about you! 💖📖📚
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
@@loriallenbaugh35 Thank you Lori, what an absolute sweetheart you are. Your kindness and consideration are much appreciated (a rare thing online!). I adore history so I will definitely check that out; thank you for the recommendation. To return the favour, the last book I managed to finish was called Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters. It’s set in Victorian Britain and is a twisty cracker - as evidenced by the fact I actually read it all! I hope you can get back to reading more too. Getting into in a good book is such a pure pleasure, and it’s horrible to be robbed of that. Stress and depression go hand-in-hand and they definitely impacts one’s ability to concentrate and invest, so I truly empathise. Thank you for thinking of me, and I will think of you too. Much love from Scotland, UK 😘 PS. Your cat is adorable 🥰 I have two crazy labradoodles and they are the source of all my joy.
@hartshut
@hartshut Год назад
What do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!
@letmewatchmyshows
@letmewatchmyshows Год назад
“Future former congressman” hahaha love it
@Lexington101
@Lexington101 Год назад
I'd like to see them do the book thing in New York City.
@phunktified1
@phunktified1 Год назад
​@Matthew Lindsay If it's painful, you're definitely doing it wrong!
@nas10iris
@nas10iris Год назад
This explains so much of what I see in my classroom. Kids hate to read. Why? Because they learn it from their parents. So sad. People - read a book, especially in front of your children. They see everything you do, may as well make them good examples!!!
@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving
@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving Год назад
I totally agree with you. Thanks for your great advice because it resonates with me. I used to make videos on books I read or those my children read. Sadly, only a few people are reading these days, and someone asked me to change my content. Your message encourages me to continue. Some books I am reading this month include Red shoes by Ebony Glenn, Freedom by Jaycee Dugard, The Woman Next Door by Yewande Omotoso, Martin va a l'Ecole by David Melling, and Bright Brown Baby by Andrea Davis Pinkney.
@nas10iris
@nas10iris Год назад
@@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving wow 5 in one month? That’s awesome! Im stuck on The Song of Achilles & Imaginary Friend but only because im back in college. Every moment I get, though, I’m reading. I carry my books everywhere!!! You sound like an awesome parent 👍🏽
@k.ferguson2982
@k.ferguson2982 Год назад
MTG's reality check just bounced.
@alanerickson3075
@alanerickson3075 Год назад
We really need to protect our children from MTG.
@soldatheero
@soldatheero Год назад
whats MTG?
@k.ferguson2982
@k.ferguson2982 Год назад
@@soldatheero Mutants To Go.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Hey, remember Charlottesville? You know, that time when the president of the United States basically made a speech that was an impassioned defense of white nationalism/supremacy? Or that time he, instead of condemning the white nationalist group, the Proud Boys, (stupidest group name in the history of mankind, BTW), basically gave them their marching orders? Yeah... Can we not do this again? Please? I feel the need to remind us all that as much as we hate it, Donald Trump was our president. We have to acknowledge that so we never ever allow him or the likes of him to invade our political system again! If we don't learn from Donald Trump, we will repeat Donald Trump, or worse, Ron DeSantis. We better learn, people. We damn well better learn from this.
@jabbermocky4520
@jabbermocky4520 Год назад
@@soldatheero Malignant Treasonous Gnome.
@E1987TO
@E1987TO Год назад
What's with all the hate for Magic the Gathering?
@gailpeck9748
@gailpeck9748 Год назад
Supporting the police, coming from MTG' S mouth is priceless.
@Todd.B
@Todd.B Год назад
Give her a trial separation, cut off all gov money to red states for a month, see how fast their time changes
@casjean8904
@casjean8904 Год назад
cut off all fed money. pull out military bases and close them. anything fed government gets taken away funding for roads and schools etc. and health care too.
@NICO-Z-TRADER
@NICO-Z-TRADER Год назад
Going thourgh rough times, and watching this makes me smile a little bit. Depression is not an easy thing to get trhough so thanks Jimmy (and to the writers)...
@un-ku_son
@un-ku_son Год назад
Sorry to hear you are struggling. Been there. Know there is always someone who cares.
@laurenfinucci7305
@laurenfinucci7305 Год назад
Stay safe and well my friend ❣️✌️💛🕯️💪🙏🤗🌹🥰
@hopesnopes
@hopesnopes Год назад
I wish you the very best. It IS hard, and yeah, guys like Jimmy DO make it easier to smile and hear some sanity delivered with humor and a good heart. You take care.
@sailormade2
@sailormade2 Год назад
Sending positive thoughts your way, Nicholas. When you're struggling, it can be difficult to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you can keep finding moments of happiness, as you did while watching this video, it's those small moments that will eventually lead your way out of the darkness and into the sun.
@PADS62
@PADS62 Год назад
@@sailormade2 Beautiful, just beautiful! Same from me to you to Nicolas. ❤️🥰
@travelcrazyguy9082
@travelcrazyguy9082 Год назад
MTG thinks she is an institution and that's exactly where she should be put .
@donnale3881
@donnale3881 Год назад
My father actually did survive storming the beaches at Normandy, I don’t remember him mentioning Santos…..
@ebarteldes
@ebarteldes Год назад
DJTJ is a joke
@chasealy1452
@chasealy1452 Год назад
When one brings a donkey to a castle, the donkey does not become the king. The castle becomes a stable for the donkey.
@robertt9342
@robertt9342 Год назад
MTG: support our police officers The same person that turned on the capital police.
@edvh88
@edvh88 Год назад
“Only support our police when they’re assaulting unarmed black folks”
@shirairyu9806
@shirairyu9806 Год назад
MTG gave the order to capitol police to stand down, remove barricades, & wave in protesters? Pretty sure it's on record that was Peosi.
@bubbispapa2053
@bubbispapa2053 Год назад
Yes, Trump 2024! I agree, 20 - 24 years in prison sounds about right! 😄👍
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Blah blah blah I don't like Trump you people are pathetic
@bubbispapa2053
@bubbispapa2053 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Blah blah blah I don't like the liberal media or liberal Hollywood that's why I endlessly tune in. You MAGAts can't even lie good. So pathetic! 😄
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
😆😆😆😆😆
@therealhydropx
@therealhydropx Год назад
Jimmy likes lil boys
@Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation
🤣👏
@parkiwi4787
@parkiwi4787 Год назад
Not being American I know six pac. Is CPAC an abbreviation for crap pac?
@samandros3451
@samandros3451 Год назад
Close enough.
@phoenixluk
@phoenixluk Год назад
As a writer, teacher, and librarian, the last segment killed me. I'm listening to an audiobook and reading another. I'm usually reading multiple books at one time. Reading creates empathy, which enhances listening and critical thinking skills. This country needs it.
@arthurb1694
@arthurb1694 Год назад
Mr. Haney from Green Acres was very funny. I enjoyed what the editing team at Kimmel did with that piece. I would be interested to do an entire 1/2 hour show of various politicians this way.
@chameleon47
@chameleon47 Год назад
OMG the Ninja Fruit! 🤣 Brilliant!
@rodriguezmarina5156
@rodriguezmarina5156 Год назад
John Kennedy looks how I imagine Grandma Munster 😹
@roxannejensen6065
@roxannejensen6065 Год назад
Every person has a right of free speech. But not everyone gets the privilege of psychological abuse. Congrats.
@patevans3709
@patevans3709 Год назад
Ted Cruz is Grandpa Munster--complete with his mutton chops!
@virginiabalch6274
@virginiabalch6274 Год назад
Kennedy reminds me of that character Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Both are golly gee shysters.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
@rodriguezmarina5156
@rodriguezmarina5156 Год назад
@@roxannejensen6065 ☺️ thank you!
@patriciarutt1637
@patriciarutt1637 Год назад
This was so funny! Thanks for making us aware of this character!
@darknightskys666
@darknightskys666 Год назад
A national divorce? Conservatives hate paying taxes could you imagine a state being without the federal government how much state tax would be?
@maureenpeterson2
@maureenpeterson2 Год назад
It’s hardly surprising people like MTG gets elected when people don’t read books anymore- how can you not read!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I'm completely blind, and I love audiobooks to the moon and back!
@jeangillespie1173
@jeangillespie1173 Год назад
Books are a wonderful escape...
@maureenpeterson2
@maureenpeterson2 Год назад
@@jeangillespie1173 I couldn’t imagine not reading - you,always learn something- I love books - America has the best book shops.
@anneteefah4857
@anneteefah4857 Год назад
MTG loves the uneducated as much as epsteins wingman does.
@aidanjones8288
@aidanjones8288 Год назад
I love books too. I haven’t read any recently mainly because I read a lot for my college classes, and it’s hard to find the time outside of that.
@michelebenedosso3899
@michelebenedosso3899 Год назад
I’m a retired reading teacher here (37+ years)…I’m mortified 😳 and saddened 🥲🥲
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l Год назад
One word, don't do drugs. You don't wanna be like Donny Jr. Lol
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm Год назад
It's amazing that he's oblivious to how stupid he looks and sounds
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Год назад
Sniff sniff...watchu talkin about...sniff sniff.
@Thedarcyboys
@Thedarcyboys Год назад
Or Hunter Biden
@franks2394
@franks2394 Год назад
*completely ignores Hunter*
@Thedarcyboys
@Thedarcyboys Год назад
@@franks2394 Only Libtards watch Jimmy kimmel lol
@nicolegrimm9904
@nicolegrimm9904 Год назад
The interviews about reading were unbelievably depressing. 😢
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Год назад
It’s especially alarming when people can’t even _name_ a book. I mean wtf??
@MADguitar
@MADguitar Год назад
We need a prenuptial agreement for sure with the divorce. Cali and New York make all the money for the country..
@bobbyp7403
@bobbyp7403 Год назад
I was eating at Applebee's with my family and Marjorie Taylor Green attacked us
@EJWash57
@EJWash57 Год назад
Did she fling a peach tree dish at you?
@loisrichard1099
@loisrichard1099 Год назад
That's ok, she is allowed to attack if she chooses .You are not allowed to attack
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Год назад
Great opening. I was hoping Jimmy would show a clip of Jamie Raskin verbally tormenting Lauren Boebert today.
@MsTMarie83
@MsTMarie83 Год назад
Raskin is a beast! Especially considering all he has been thru the past few years.. His son took his own life just days before his incredible job leading frump45 impeachment for jan6th. Raskin is a truly honorable person, wish more Americans knew who he was & paid attn to which politicians are actually trying to help our country
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Год назад
Raskin has been seriously on top of his game lately. It's a pleasure to watch.
@casjean8904
@casjean8904 Год назад
@@MsTMarie83 i was lucky to see and hear him speak in my town last year!
@drewdegen9043
@drewdegen9043 Год назад
This is the second installment I've seen of "What book have you read"? Absolutely frightening!
@glendagraves1637
@glendagraves1637 Год назад
Bless her husband. He got out!
@mechez774
@mechez774 Год назад
Me personally, I'm a half a book a day kinda guy. Two half books on my days off. Kind of a problem cause then I leave the books out to finish them and end up with big piles of books. When I go to put all the books away I sit down and start reading them again. It's a vicious cycle.
@gafls3151
@gafls3151 Год назад
Could have a worse habit. Keep on readin' 🙂
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
There are so many worse cycles to be trapped in! Just keep reading, it will be worth it.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Год назад
My last book I read was memoirs of a geisha it was awesome
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 Год назад
@@ericjackson-nq4hp It's really not so much if you are really enjoying the book. What's bad is when you finish the book and you have to wait for the sequel.
@NyxOleander
@NyxOleander Год назад
3:38 😆I’m not sure they’d let Cracker Barrel host. This past summer, CB was being accused of going “woke” (somehow) by offering plant-based sausage.
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Год назад
I remember that. It's hard to keep track of all the little insignlficant things they're losing ther minds over.
@MsTMarie83
@MsTMarie83 Год назад
Wow. Another foxnews horror story I forgot about. I'm still laughing thinking about biden sending our troops to steal our stoves & check our taxes
@solvseus
@solvseus Год назад
Remember when they complained about plant based beer? Feels like a hundred years ago.
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад
OMG!!
@susansellars3869
@susansellars3869 Год назад
CPAC is a comedic relief! Those people are the jokes!
@Mindovermatter767
@Mindovermatter767 Год назад
Jimmy made me Laugh hard 😂 wow the guy who read History was epic.
@infoblack4455
@infoblack4455 Год назад
The Don Jr Fruit Ninja bit is so effin' hilarious! Comedy gold!
@roguewolf7053
@roguewolf7053 Год назад
The fact that people can’t even answer what the last thing they read…not a book but anything…explains so much.😒 I know so many people who never read another book after high school! People *barely* read social media posts fully with many who complain if a post/comment in more than 4 lines long & yet take the time to comment about it being too long & that they refuse to read it. The fact people flat out refuse to even fully read articles before reposting them…much less fact check or actually research a topic…is *WHY* misinformation spreads so easily! It’s also a big part of how the MAGA party can so easily keep many of their supporter believing all of their lies/conspiracies! People who like/trust the MAGA party leaders simply believe anything they say & don’t do their own research outside of social media posts/videos by others who also believe! But that also now goes for many Democrat voters too. Hell…even the majority of congress members don’t fully read the bills they vote on!! Adult literacy rates & comprehension levels have been dropping alarmingly for years. Which is great for the government bc the more ignorant & divided a nation is the easier it is for the government to control the people & for those individuals in government to get away with doing whatever they want. 😕😒
@roryschweinfurter4111
@roryschweinfurter4111 Год назад
Who else remembers when George Carlin warned us about this happening
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад
Hey! Tru content..but it was too long! :( Just kidding :)
@roguewolf7053
@roguewolf7053 Год назад
@@roryschweinfurter4111 Yep. There have been many people who warned us about this. Which the fact parents, politicians & others are trying & far too often succeeding in having books banned not only in K-12th libraries but in colleges & even public libraries! Banning most of the targeted books in K-12th is horrible…but getting them banned in college & public libraries should be illegal. Bc college students are adults & MANY college students are paying their own tuition! And public libraries are for *everyone*! Thus no one group or politician should be allowed to dictate what books adults can read or what books parents allow their kids to read! If such insanity is allowed to continue it will only lower the literacy rate & number of adults who read further. 😕 Ironic that the party whose most extreme members constantly scream about individual freedom is also the party who keeps continually trying & succeeding in restricting people’s freedoms…& even rights.😒🙄
@Saltysailor83
@Saltysailor83 Год назад
As a biker, I stand by George Santos! He invented Harley-Davidson!
@CBRHurricane6
@CBRHurricane6 Год назад
That video was hilarious!!! The bomb at the end 😂😂 ol junior needs to lay off the blow
@hanschristopherson8056
@hanschristopherson8056 Год назад
That Kennedy bit literally sounded like an snl parody 💀
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785
Mr. Haney from Green Acres!!
@planetarysolidarity
@planetarysolidarity Год назад
The 'sponsors' were completely ageist.
@solvseus
@solvseus Год назад
Look him up. It's mostly an act, but accurate.
@tvdinner325
@tvdinner325 Год назад
We ordered the Life-Sized Crucifix kit.
@markz9190
@markz9190 Год назад
Jimmy...The List...Jimmy...Naughty Naughty
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 Год назад
If my Michigan divorces, can we build a wall along the Ohio border? It doesn't have to be tall. Buckeyes are not in very good shape.
@ashlei315
@ashlei315 Год назад
Might be time to reconsider the gag ads for Walgreens since they refused to carry the abortion pill in states where it’s still legal… CVS & Kinney, among others, still standing strong.
@frankrizzuto5948
@frankrizzuto5948 Год назад
Excellent point! I really hope Jimmy's staff see your comment.
@tirzeh
@tirzeh Год назад
I love how everything's available at Walgreens.
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