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Trump Begs for Immunity from Supreme Court, MyPillow Mike’s Crazy Life Stories & Hostel La Vista! 

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March Madness is ramping up, Trump asked the Supreme Court to grant him “absolute immunity” in the case related to the events of January 6th, he scored five primary wins last night but not as bigly as he was hoping for, a Trumper named Derek Myers who is running for a congressional seat mistakenly sent out a concession email hours before the polls closed, Mike Lindell is not running low on crazy life stories, the United States is not among the 20 happiest countries according to the World Happiness Report, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of Hostel La Vista!
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@alaskawatchers8045
@alaskawatchers8045 4 месяца назад
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶 🎶 It's off to court I go!🎶 🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶 🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶 Trump
@helensmith9943
@helensmith9943 4 месяца назад
😀😀😀😀😀
@Soohook
@Soohook 4 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@walterfristoe4643
@walterfristoe4643 4 месяца назад
If you're happy and you know it vote for Joe! 🤣
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 4 месяца назад
😊 happy 😊
@isurvive8251
@isurvive8251 4 месяца назад
Yr comment on the Supreme Court is SPOT ON !!! There should b NO reason for them to hear This ABSURD argument !!!
@gilbertstewart8575
@gilbertstewart8575 4 месяца назад
True but unfortunately tRump has four best buddies on that farce of a court.
@StarChasershere
@StarChasershere 4 месяца назад
tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never seen before.
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer 4 месяца назад
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@anthonylucero6650
@anthonylucero6650 4 месяца назад
TDS
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 4 месяца назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 месяца назад
@Columbiastargazer *soooo true*
@bicivelo
@bicivelo 4 месяца назад
Damn. Well stated.
@darlinearmendrez213
@darlinearmendrez213 4 месяца назад
Thanks Jimmy you take some of the stress away for awhile. So glad you make Trump mad. He might make it to electric shair.
@elkhair7
@elkhair7 4 месяца назад
Electoral college and pardons need to go away.
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
Amen!
@puppetmaster3371
@puppetmaster3371 4 месяца назад
Jimmy I love when you drive the orange pumpkin crazy. Keep it up.
@freedomfighter313
@freedomfighter313 3 месяца назад
"Other people can do bad things FOR U."??? Jimmy......Don't give the orange one IDEAS...!!!!🍊🍊🤷🤷🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣
@brewsnoop
@brewsnoop 4 месяца назад
Another great monologue by Jimmy and his writers.
@sugarcookiecube
@sugarcookiecube 4 месяца назад
💙💙💙Jimmy’s writers are on vacation…traitor trump is providing all the material Jimmy needs for his incredible ratings!!!🤣🤣🤣
@curtzobeck7994
@curtzobeck7994 4 месяца назад
Coming to a billboard near you "Isn't it past your jail time" next to a picture of Don the Con.
@kallen868
@kallen868 4 месяца назад
It's already happened. There's one in Florida.
@curtzobeck7994
@curtzobeck7994 4 месяца назад
@@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂 Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.
@android12921
@android12921 4 месяца назад
​@@curtzobeck7994must be too swampy even if rent free
@TerryM-dk3kr
@TerryM-dk3kr 4 месяца назад
Love that "Don the Con"
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 4 месяца назад
​@@kallen868Apparently there are 100s all over the Eastern Seaboard. From ME to FL 😂
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 4 месяца назад
“The Great White supremacist”. Yup that pretty much sums him up completely.
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
" Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that Biden thinks that way
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" It all adds up now
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 4 месяца назад
Yep pretty much 😊
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 4 месяца назад
Orange is the New White
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 4 месяца назад
@@JasonHammond93 Hmmm, that delicious bigotry....
@ke9988
@ke9988 4 месяца назад
SCOTUS has no business taking this case.
@sadiestoltzfus9798
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 месяца назад
Jimmy was on fire last night.👏👍
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 4 месяца назад
Trump is such a whiny little baby. How can anyone think he's a tough guy?
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
Qassem Soleimani disagrees
@8arrows
@8arrows 4 месяца назад
He wears make up. Need I say more?
@Something-there-there
@Something-there-there 4 месяца назад
​@@JasonHammond93 by that reasoning then Obama is tougher than Trump...
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 4 месяца назад
Trump isn't just weak, he's the weakest person alive
@rcpilot179
@rcpilot179 4 месяца назад
Other whiny babies love him 💕
@Tim.Weaver
@Tim.Weaver 4 месяца назад
"I'll take Elextracution" ⚡ I approve this message 👍
@christinemalone
@christinemalone 4 месяца назад
He could make a fortune by having a raffle for who gets to flip the switch
@miguelbarradas9858
@miguelbarradas9858 4 месяца назад
I never seen nothing like this, if it whose me or another normal citizen, we would be in prison on day one, nobody’s is above the law
@swdetroitsfinest4628
@swdetroitsfinest4628 4 месяца назад
How do you figure Biden ain't in jail for his crimes so I guess the dems are above the law🤷
@teresakullstrom3748
@teresakullstrom3748 4 месяца назад
As a Finn I’d like to say: Kiitos Jimmy. 🥳
@Naomi.Nora.Saclet
@Naomi.Nora.Saclet 4 месяца назад
Torille😉
@rayomies
@rayomies 4 месяца назад
Already here at Tori waiting for you...hurry up 😉@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet
@lemonielala3080
@lemonielala3080 4 месяца назад
​@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet noniiin, etsinkin tätä kommenttia 😂😂😂😂🇫🇮
@teknoaija1762
@teknoaija1762 3 месяца назад
Laittelin jo peeärrää suomelle kommentissani.Suomi on maailman ykkönen.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 месяца назад
The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake? He did it all to himself.
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
He broke cuz they cheat
@6UAXINIM9
@6UAXINIM9 4 месяца назад
​@@JasonHammond93suuuuuuure they do, buddy, suuuuuuure they do...
@GordonHowdyDoody
@GordonHowdyDoody 4 месяца назад
Perfect delivery , send to House and Congress .😂 🤔 " True Colors " "Cyndi Lauper" 😮 He Walked On Water. ( Randy Travis)
@J.M.-nb4gw
@J.M.-nb4gw 4 месяца назад
Well said and spot on 👍
@FreeAmericanCats
@FreeAmericanCats 4 месяца назад
Dump Trump: Reason over Treason! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 4 месяца назад
1:47 "electstrocution" Wow, the best words!
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 4 месяца назад
ELESHTROKYOOSHUN
@dozzer009
@dozzer009 4 месяца назад
@@HylianFox3 😂😂😂
@peterharris38
@peterharris38 4 месяца назад
Yes I'm surprised Jimmy didn't pick that up 😮😮
@markstevenson6635
@markstevenson6635 4 месяца назад
Electio-cution. Death by election.
@samuelvimes5770
@samuelvimes5770 4 месяца назад
from the best teleprompters !!!! "for the furniture .... and future of our children"
@sherrypatovirta2325
@sherrypatovirta2325 4 месяца назад
Let's go FINLAND , HI TO MY FAMILY IN HELSINKI OOOPS forgot to say...HEY JIMMY love from Canada and Finland
@JF-cn3cz
@JF-cn3cz 4 месяца назад
Jimmy is such a great late show comedian and news informant. I've loved watching him throughout the years and he's only gotten better
@sadiestoltzfus9798
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 месяца назад
I agree last night Jimmy was on fire.👏
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 4 месяца назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️👍
@karenmbbaxter
@karenmbbaxter 4 месяца назад
Someone else said The My pillow guy should make a My straight jacket.
@zzzT.
@zzzT. 4 месяца назад
😂
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel 4 месяца назад
Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!
@helensmith9943
@helensmith9943 4 месяца назад
Good one!😀
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
the My Orange Jumpsuit guy 🤣🤣🤣
@SC-su6cn
@SC-su6cn 4 месяца назад
JUSTICE MATTERS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Nikabrown2020
@Nikabrown2020 4 месяца назад
Love ya, Jimmy, keep up the trumpet playing, that’s your very finest bit. From England, with thanks 🙏😁🐕‍🦺🐕🌻
@jochenretter
@jochenretter 4 месяца назад
No shark will ever bite him, these ceratures have dignity.
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 4 месяца назад
My thoughts exactly
@Swalker20659
@Swalker20659 4 месяца назад
I’m confused. If he is rich why does he need money? If he didn’t do anything wrong on January 6th why does he need immunity?
@GordonHowdyDoody
@GordonHowdyDoody 4 месяца назад
He wants to cover all bases. talking points and victim ❤😢
@lindabruce4899
@lindabruce4899 4 месяца назад
Exactly!
@tedtamada
@tedtamada 4 месяца назад
And if he’s so innocent why does he keep trying to delay his trials?
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 4 месяца назад
Delay, deny, deflect! It’s all a facade also!
@peterlongprong7521
@peterlongprong7521 4 месяца назад
I don't know either - it seems like ever since 2016 - the Earth has shifted into an alternate dimension.
@nanettesnowden6513
@nanettesnowden6513 4 месяца назад
Jimmy, can you please bring back "This week in Covid History" so ppl can remember how much "better" we all were 4 years ago!!! 🤞🤞🤞
@deborahmillette
@deborahmillette 4 месяца назад
I lost 5 family members to COVID19 in 2020 including a sibling.
@kylermiles495
@kylermiles495 4 месяца назад
Ain't that the truth?! We definitely don't need tRump in the White House ever again in our American history! He's just too much (of nothing)!
@misst1078
@misst1078 4 месяца назад
I love Jimmy. He holds no punches.
@1111Greek
@1111Greek 4 месяца назад
Trump for PRISON 2024!!!
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
In your misinformed dreams
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 4 месяца назад
Oh yes indeed
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 4 месяца назад
New York, do your thing. Georgia, you are up next.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 4 месяца назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@6UAXINIM9
@6UAXINIM9 4 месяца назад
​@@JasonHammond93ooooookay, erick...
@davesky538
@davesky538 4 месяца назад
Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.
@thenlightn1
@thenlightn1 4 месяца назад
He does such a great job every night. So does Colbert and Seth Meyers. For them Trump is the grift that keeps on giving.
@iansa53
@iansa53 4 месяца назад
Really!!❤️
@brandonparrish5787
@brandonparrish5787 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 4 месяца назад
Myers for Ohio? Who are these guys?
@lprofessor9948
@lprofessor9948 3 месяца назад
Excellent. Yes we need Jimmy to make us laugh.. or we would all be insane with the nonsense from trump
@herbertholzbauer7628
@herbertholzbauer7628 4 месяца назад
Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤
@TheJohn93226
@TheJohn93226 4 месяца назад
Awesome show and I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes! 😂😂💪💙
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 4 месяца назад
“Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be” - Monty Python was on to it decades ago.
@MaxTravels45
@MaxTravels45 4 месяца назад
No one is stopping you. Bye bye! Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
@lukatts
@lukatts 4 месяца назад
Ha ha they didn't want to be in Finland really.
@paulaturpeinen6612
@paulaturpeinen6612 4 месяца назад
Welcome ❤
@brianchase9251
@brianchase9251 4 месяца назад
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
@wfvqrvta
@wfvqrvta 4 месяца назад
agree, i'm a republican , im a independent now..
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
Digging a hole? The supporters are the most loyal in GOP history. That's called improvement
@artgreig7069
@artgreig7069 4 месяца назад
Same, used to be a GOP, back in 2000,
@GordonHowdyDoody
@GordonHowdyDoody 4 месяца назад
I like three party system. One always lame duck. At present it would isolate the isolationist. As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤ 😊 I Love You Just The Way You Are 😮 " I Hate Myself For Loving You " (Joan Jett )
@ejkk9513
@ejkk9513 4 месяца назад
​@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.
@Hil830
@Hil830 4 месяца назад
I’m in England and when my teacher said “Donald Trump” we all bursted out laughing 😂 cuz if u didn’t know Trump=fart so we are like “Donald Fart”😂
@jamesowensii2562
@jamesowensii2562 4 месяца назад
Slovenia is beautiful. I was happy during my visit in 2003, amid our little operation... Shock and Awe. 😂
@numbskulldiecastracing
@numbskulldiecastracing 4 месяца назад
Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 месяца назад
He thinks he has the right to be a criminal
@sandyleewhite
@sandyleewhite 4 месяца назад
And so does everyone who supports him!!!
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 4 месяца назад
Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust) Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia
@USAScotland
@USAScotland 4 месяца назад
Nwo controls, it is new world order, i was there that is how i know.
@nounverbnoun
@nounverbnoun 4 месяца назад
As a wealthy American he does. Based on his lived experience, he has every reason to believe this.
@yellowbox9912
@yellowbox9912 4 месяца назад
The Habius Trumpus, in it’s natural inviroment, the court room
@tonip879
@tonip879 4 месяца назад
Jimmy said congratulations in Finnish (Onnittelut), and i salute him
@conormadigan7829
@conormadigan7829 4 месяца назад
Weird. Seems to be a strong correlation between best educated and happiest countries.
@pipetluvsjaws
@pipetluvsjaws 4 месяца назад
Why hasn't anyone told Trump to call JG Wentworth 877 cash now 🎶🎵🎶
@stevehensley5096
@stevehensley5096 4 месяца назад
Because that's for people that have annuities and structured settlements and other payment streams.
@wetrucken1689
@wetrucken1689 4 месяца назад
Hahahahahaaha 😂❤
@QDWhite
@QDWhite 4 месяца назад
🎶I defrauded New York and I need cash now 🎶
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
Do YOU or a fellow loved-one have more than 80 pending indictments ? We can help !! 📞
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
JGW isnt that stupid!
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 4 месяца назад
Lindell, & Trump both need to seek help!! But, I doubt anyone could even help them.
@aa-tx7th
@aa-tx7th 4 месяца назад
no cause they dont deserve it
@davidgoosen1633
@davidgoosen1633 4 месяца назад
They're not Young, help is on its way for both of those
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
Trump needs JAIL TIME, so that he can figure out that even his actions have consequences.
@pjmiller8632
@pjmiller8632 4 месяца назад
Maybe in prison. They can't afford to pay for help. 😂
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 4 месяца назад
@@DissectGibberish, Trust me, I agree. He needs to be held accountable for once. Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 💯
@trinidadinternational
@trinidadinternational 4 месяца назад
That "Hostel la Vista" game was terrific! I used to stay in hostels and met many fun travelers like Veronica and Jorge.
@crobinso2010
@crobinso2010 4 месяца назад
Tip from a friendly Canadian: You can't have "government accountability" if your head of state can't be held accountable.
@riikkaalanen3429
@riikkaalanen3429 4 месяца назад
Thank you for congratulating us Finns - and in Finnish, too! Wow. 😆😆😆❤️
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 4 месяца назад
Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃
@janefreeman995
@janefreeman995 4 месяца назад
We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.
@scotts5308
@scotts5308 4 месяца назад
Old sparky and Trump, a match made in heaven.
@kevyak
@kevyak 4 месяца назад
With dry sponge 😂
@thebalomaibrothers8624
@thebalomaibrothers8624 4 месяца назад
Yes’ plastic shredder
@marieann5463
@marieann5463 4 месяца назад
Jimmy Kimmel has the best late night show on TV. He's the best. 😅
@andrenoneofyourbusiness3881
@andrenoneofyourbusiness3881 4 месяца назад
It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.
@ronk9830
@ronk9830 4 месяца назад
Disrespectful to jury members at its highest level.
@markcherry4294
@markcherry4294 4 месяца назад
america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!
@terrygoyan3022
@terrygoyan3022 4 месяца назад
Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.
@JohnWerner-te5zy
@JohnWerner-te5zy 4 месяца назад
Pardon?
@bilo6832
@bilo6832 4 месяца назад
I feel sorry for the intern that had to watch hours of Mike pillow to find clips of him saying “shock the world”.
@flowertrue
@flowertrue 4 месяца назад
hope they got a bonus or something or at least a day off to go drink!
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
Laughs! That intern is now located in an "Red Zone Insane ASYLUM ".
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 4 месяца назад
Why would you need immunity if you have done nothing wrong?
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 4 месяца назад
Criminals and guilty people need immunity, and Trump is one all day long.
@JasonHammond93
@JasonHammond93 4 месяца назад
Because there is mass corruption
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 4 месяца назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 4 месяца назад
@Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 4 месяца назад
​@@tuyenle8107, Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 🤣🤣
@MikeyFig
@MikeyFig 4 месяца назад
That Myers guy NEVER blinked while repeating his memorized speach
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
Ohio was invaded by "The Body Snatchers" a generation ago.
@cindyjones8284
@cindyjones8284 4 месяца назад
Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!
@adeltawfeek4847
@adeltawfeek4847 4 месяца назад
Even the shark will say " pls select electrocution" 😂
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
I'm fairly sure tRump's washed-off orange spray-on tan would act as a repelant
@lindaandsteffi
@lindaandsteffi 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stefanhall3219
@stefanhall3219 4 месяца назад
The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!
@judeirwin2222
@judeirwin2222 4 месяца назад
Exemplary.
@davekostka7151
@davekostka7151 4 месяца назад
I am Eastern European and part Swedish/ I will visit there and eat well. We all need to be better. Getting rid of trump will help that.
@tonip879
@tonip879 4 месяца назад
Your comment really touched me, cuz i'm Finnish and i often cut the grass of the old lady next door. Thank you🥲
@stefanhall3219
@stefanhall3219 4 месяца назад
@tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!
@Finnec123
@Finnec123 4 месяца назад
​@@michaelmega7786Get rid of your guns and 'stand your ground' first!
@jimmyispromo
@jimmyispromo 4 месяца назад
Jorge and Veronica should just share the room haha
@mhe8545
@mhe8545 4 месяца назад
Finland is a wonderful place. Great people. Beautiful country.
@isabellawong8744
@isabellawong8744 4 месяца назад
Malania is having emergency meeting with her lawyer
@user-vv8ux1kn3n
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 4 месяца назад
Melania has already left. It was her doyble next to trump.
@noldo3837
@noldo3837 4 месяца назад
I wonder if Trump is looking into the papers if he can still return the mail-order bride and get all money back.
@samuelvimes5770
@samuelvimes5770 4 месяца назад
for an emergency book deal
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
Melania's divorce lawyer is on speed-dial 😂😂😂
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
​@@noldo3837 Slovenia says NO REFUNDS 😅
@mjg239
@mjg239 Месяц назад
Thank you for keeping Hostel La Vista alive! Been watching it for 10 years. Love it, keep it going!
@MISTERLeSkid
@MISTERLeSkid 4 месяца назад
I hate to be picky but Jimmy was incorrect when he told Jorge that "lakers" are not ships! On the great lakes, "lakers" are a type and size of cargo ship that can navigate the various locks and canals to move freight from the midwest all the way down the St Lawrence seaway.
@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide
@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide 4 месяца назад
Good to know...We should electricute? His words, his request!!
@user-tu8vd5wd5c
@user-tu8vd5wd5c 4 месяца назад
I love Jimmy glowing hearts as he always shines ✨️ ❤💯🙏👏😂
@talivato
@talivato 4 месяца назад
"elextricution" lol
@ThatDamnTaurus
@ThatDamnTaurus 4 месяца назад
That's just funny.I hope we get all the madness out. So we don't have none left for November.
@Erin.56
@Erin.56 4 месяца назад
Get all the madness out in March so we don’t have to deal with it in November. Yes great line
@billiam7765
@billiam7765 4 месяца назад
You the best Jimmy, thank you!❤❤❤
@janusatthegate6201
@janusatthegate6201 4 месяца назад
Pardons on demand sound VERY illegal.
@freetimebandit
@freetimebandit 4 месяца назад
ELECSTRICUTION...LOL that's a new word!!!
@edge918
@edge918 4 месяца назад
he actually did advise the American people to drink bleach. Many ended up in the emergency room 4 years ago. It was terrible 😞
@olivasaz
@olivasaz 4 месяца назад
It was a good start! Hopefully if there is another pandemic he will encourage them to try again!
@katl6426
@katl6426 4 месяца назад
Mind you, you've got to wonder about the intelligence of someone who'd actually try it! I mean, we all grew up knowing not to drink bleach
@thingamabob3902
@thingamabob3902 4 месяца назад
@@katl6426 a normal person would not have taken the cool aid from Jim Jones as well, but as cults go .....
@larryc6735
@larryc6735 4 месяца назад
Garbage Show spreads hate
@gilbertjacobs3705
@gilbertjacobs3705 4 месяца назад
@@katl6426 yet there was a youth "tidepod" challenge a few years ago
@maggletooth
@maggletooth 4 месяца назад
jimmy has ALL THE BEST PEOPLE watching and writing for him! great night!
@shondriagreen1141
@shondriagreen1141 4 месяца назад
I specifically remember Dump calling for others to be locked up, even Joe Biden 😵‍💫
@williamtaylor6490
@williamtaylor6490 4 месяца назад
And Joe the President said you 1st mister Pumpkin
@humanhelvete
@humanhelvete 4 месяца назад
This is officially my favorite Jimmy monologue! 💙
@sadiestoltzfus9798
@sadiestoltzfus9798 4 месяца назад
Jimmy was on fire 👏👍.
@ferkdizzle
@ferkdizzle 4 месяца назад
Lock him up!
@paulopheim4224
@paulopheim4224 4 месяца назад
Once again Lindell broke my BS-o-Meter
@jfu5222
@jfu5222 4 месяца назад
Did you try turning it off then on again?
@paulopheim4224
@paulopheim4224 4 месяца назад
@@jfu5222 lol, circuit gets blown
@jodyfulford8215
@jodyfulford8215 4 месяца назад
Just a product of TDS...poor Mikey 😢
@CJScrol
@CJScrol 4 месяца назад
“Happiness” is a state of mind.
@Gardens_of_Vanha_Talo_Soumi
@Gardens_of_Vanha_Talo_Soumi 4 месяца назад
Greetings from Finland! Onnittelut Suomi! 😄
@user-ie2fd8nt1o
@user-ie2fd8nt1o 4 месяца назад
Just keep taking the forest floors
@steveanquetil501
@steveanquetil501 4 месяца назад
A former president, won't be getting any sleep tonight! $464M due Monday.
@ninabenavides4854
@ninabenavides4854 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 4 месяца назад
"The check is in the mail"
@Zalzany
@Zalzany 4 месяца назад
@@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 4 месяца назад
@@davidmacphee3549 NOBODY will believe Trump if he says that, he's lied far too many times.
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 4 месяца назад
tRump : "Maybe I can write them an I.O.U. (the biglyest in history) ? , Ooh ! … smart."
@snoobins4623
@snoobins4623 4 месяца назад
Correction: Akshually that's a seismograph, Richter scale is the measure of magnitude
@Acadia26
@Acadia26 4 месяца назад
One of the things the world is shocked about is that a person like Lindell still has an audience to speak to.
@donnawalker1138
@donnawalker1138 4 месяца назад
I don’t watch Lindell or Tucks or Hannity. It’s so ridiculous!
@donnawalker1138
@donnawalker1138 4 месяца назад
I don’t watch Oz either.
@handzproductionz6361
@handzproductionz6361 4 месяца назад
YO !!! He said if you think MELANIA hates him NOW wait til HE'S Broke !!! 😂😂😂😂
@swdetroitsfinest4628
@swdetroitsfinest4628 4 месяца назад
And if you believe trump is broke your just as delusional as the rest of the dems
@JanellMeng-tm7xo
@JanellMeng-tm7xo 4 месяца назад
😂
@lindaowens933
@lindaowens933 4 месяца назад
Jimmy i love it that you are getting under drumbys skin and livi g rent free in his head
@sofiabello273
@sofiabello273 4 месяца назад
DT just goes up to podium like “what should I talk about today?”
@dianep6791
@dianep6791 4 месяца назад
It rambles incoherently and calls them speeches. When It curses, the Maga crowd goes wild.😢😢😢
@sofiabello273
@sofiabello273 4 месяца назад
@@dianep6791 😂😂😂
@r.1599
@r.1599 4 месяца назад
Iceland is a happier place than the US, and it's currently dealing with destructive volcanic eruptions.
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 4 месяца назад
You know why they're happy? Trump's an ocean away from them and there's no way he remembers which one is Greenland and which is Iceland
@kriskabin
@kriskabin 4 месяца назад
Iceland values & respects women, too. * When women are happy, everyone's happy!
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 4 месяца назад
To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...
@fsimguru
@fsimguru 4 месяца назад
Just got back from Iceland yesterday. Never slept so peacefully in my life.
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 4 месяца назад
@@davidlundquist1979 Iceland has Bjork. North America has Dollar Store Bjork (aka Grimes) Iceland wins, easily 😂
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 месяца назад
No one should have immunity especially not Trump
@danielchansa9375
@danielchansa9375 4 месяца назад
Why do you hate trump
@thedawghouse581
@thedawghouse581 4 месяца назад
Disliked in part because of his gigantic ego his incessant bragging. It really comes off as phony when someone born into generational wealth, with a lifetime of butler and maid service claims to be a man of the people.
@swdetroitsfinest4628
@swdetroitsfinest4628 4 месяца назад
So Biden should be charged with all his criminal behavior that's been proven matter affect he had documents in his garage something trump was charged with so why ain't Biden being charged nobody is above the law right so that goes for everyone including dems
@roberttaylor9563
@roberttaylor9563 4 месяца назад
​@@danielchansa9375why do you ask that question....? Just asking
@roberttaylor9563
@roberttaylor9563 4 месяца назад
​. I commend you....that more respectful answer then i would give.
@rock-n-rollfoodie
@rock-n-rollfoodie 4 месяца назад
Okay Jimmy … I love your show. It is the best. Your laugh and quick-witted intelligence is like none other. Stay cool! Vote blue 💙 people the alternative is scary AF.
@sharonwilson1059
@sharonwilson1059 4 месяца назад
If you’re on top of a battery you’re going down to the bottom, that makes no sense to say you’re on a battery why would you be on a battery?
@zeldasmith6154
@zeldasmith6154 4 месяца назад
Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats. One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails. He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.
@samuelvimes5770
@samuelvimes5770 4 месяца назад
depends on how much he is willing to pay for that dinner
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
Laughs! Walking Dead "Cultists" Lol.
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 4 месяца назад
Notice how that Ohio candidate for representative didn't blink once. Not once. What a psychopath
@tnt01
@tnt01 4 месяца назад
I know right. Creepy.
@ceciledelaney5174
@ceciledelaney5174 4 месяца назад
Noticed that!! Weird!
@michaeldpa1333
@michaeldpa1333 4 месяца назад
I always though Western PA was backwards. Ohio takes the cake. Evangelical "Stupid"!
@thiloreichelt4199
@thiloreichelt4199 4 месяца назад
Are you sure he is even human? His voice sounded like an endless loop. played at twice the speed.
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 4 месяца назад
And there was no "congressman-elect"...(it was a primary!)
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l 4 месяца назад
A president should not ever have that kind of power, period. It is sickening.
@raymondnance2386
@raymondnance2386 4 месяца назад
You know Jimmy, I love your program. Absolutely love it. I moved to Denmark in December 2022 with my Danish wife and just spent 5 weeks in the US from mid February to mid March, and I can absolutely say that the Fins are f&*()ing liars. Denmark is the happiest country. At least, it is when I am here.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 месяца назад
"I will take electrocution..." Not sure they give you a choice when you're convicted of treason, but a'ight, Donnie.
@EddieEads
@EddieEads 4 месяца назад
I'd say give it to him😂
@texasrefugee7888
@texasrefugee7888 4 месяца назад
He slurred electroction.
@michaeldiogenesbest6127
@michaeldiogenesbest6127 4 месяца назад
​@@texasrefugee7888 And, YOU spelled it wrong......
@stoppin2look
@stoppin2look 4 месяца назад
I'd not object -- does he expect us to?
@peterschancel7223
@peterschancel7223 4 месяца назад
Bad Elocution of the world Electrocution
@PureChaos
@PureChaos 4 месяца назад
When I go to Hollywood, I love staying at the Roosevelt. Hope to catch a Kimmel show when I am out there some time. It is right across the street after all.
@LucyLady1-di1nc
@LucyLady1-di1nc 4 месяца назад
Cool
@malcolmxxx86
@malcolmxxx86 4 месяца назад
that bed takes up the whole room
@dujikasda2451
@dujikasda2451 4 месяца назад
What walking distance from chinese theatre?
@PureChaos
@PureChaos 4 месяца назад
@@dujikasda2451 The Chinese Theater is across Hollywood BLVD from the Roosevelt, just to the right if facing from the front of the hotel.
@PureChaos
@PureChaos 4 месяца назад
@@malcolmxxx86 They usually put me up in a suite with 2 queen beds when I go. I spend very little time in the room. I am usually out in the city or exploring the hotel.
@debblanch5977
@debblanch5977 4 месяца назад
I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ... Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.
@MikeCee7
@MikeCee7 4 месяца назад
That was a fantastic response by the Swiss girl. 15:40 “I’m on a street”. She should get the luxury hotel free, just for that answer.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 4 месяца назад
I often wonder why the winner never offers the other person the chance to share in the luck, although I guess maybe not a sensible idea when you don't know someone.
@robertohernandez2258
@robertohernandez2258 4 месяца назад
​@@sheilaboston7051- she was In a Hostel ..
@MikeCee7
@MikeCee7 4 месяца назад
@@sheilaboston7051They were both staying in the LA youth hostel. It’s not like they were traveling together staying in the sane hostel room. All hostel’s have men and women in separate rooms with the multiple bunkbeds. Yeah if I won, and I was under 26, I would invite that swiss girl to stay with me at the fancy hotel. But it’s unrealistic to expect it in any other situation.
@havable
@havable 4 месяца назад
Reagan and Nixon both had fall-guys who thought they'd be pardoned but were not.
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 4 месяца назад
Oliver North.
@artbargra
@artbargra 4 месяца назад
But even Nixon had the decency to resign.
@davidhelberg6403
@davidhelberg6403 4 месяца назад
corrupt republicans, name a better duo. maybe trump and being a traitor?
@valshowers346
@valshowers346 4 месяца назад
Thank you Jimmy!
@user-yr8wh2nv5s
@user-yr8wh2nv5s 4 месяца назад
I love Jimmy.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 месяца назад
Well, we're pretty shocked you are free on your own recognizance, Mike.
@byronkennedy7203
@byronkennedy7203 4 месяца назад
Trump's shark/electricutian speech is even weirder than Herschel Walker's vampire/werewolf speech.
@MarilynMonday
@MarilynMonday 4 месяца назад
*Elextrocyoooshun
@mmmnope7999
@mmmnope7999 4 месяца назад
Thats such a low bar, too 😂😂
@sangeet9100
@sangeet9100 4 месяца назад
he chooses electrocution "every single time" - not that trump-talk has to make sense, but the guy doesn't seem to have enough understanding to know that either is a one-time choice
@byronkennedy7203
@byronkennedy7203 4 месяца назад
@@sangeet9100 I'm still trying to figure out why he's in the water and why there's a battery nearby.
@sangeet9100
@sangeet9100 4 месяца назад
@@byronkennedy7203 he's probably planning his prison escape
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 4 месяца назад
I'll be shocked if Mike ever comes up with one shred of REAL evidence.
@anitamartini5144
@anitamartini5144 4 месяца назад
Really great jokes and Jimmy Ad Libs tonight, as usual
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 4 месяца назад
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty excited to see a "billionaire" have his assets seized.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 4 месяца назад
Especially his.
@outtakontroll3334
@outtakontroll3334 4 месяца назад
dont get too excited, saudis or putin will front the money, or, the appeals court will stay it.
@bamfordsteele555
@bamfordsteele555 4 месяца назад
Me too!
@bamfordsteele555
@bamfordsteele555 4 месяца назад
​@@outtakontroll3334doubtful on both counts
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 4 месяца назад
Very.
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 4 месяца назад
Just found out. I am so getting that T-shirt! Not many in Belgium will know what it means, but I'll be smiling inside all the time!!!❤
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