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Trump Circus Back in Washington for Impeachment Trial #2 

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@darbo1067
@darbo1067 3 года назад
Problem #1 The president held a rally within walking distance away from the capital, while the senate accepting the results for a new president. Why would you hold a rally there unless your goal was to surround the capital and intimidate. So obvious he hoped something big would happen.
@md61211
@md61211 3 года назад
Of course. All the tweets that preceded Jan 6th were a call to arms
@toniabowie5487
@toniabowie5487 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly
@egarza9241
@egarza9241 3 года назад
Rioters left feces, urine in hallways and offices during mobbing of US Capitol By Carl Campanile and Yaron Steinbuch January 8, 2021 NYPOST
@oneworldvideo
@oneworldvideo 3 года назад
He tweeted "Will be wild"
@donnavognet3182
@donnavognet3182 3 года назад
Exactly and he knew there wasn't enough security to control the mob but he sent them to the capital to put his people in harm's way! He definitely planned it. It's common sense that you don't send a mob to put your people in harm's way unless you had a reason. No president in their right mind would have done that or even human beings would not. Just like the Army don't send the enemy to their camp's where all the troops are at. It's crazy!!
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker 3 года назад
Yes!!! Only Michael J. Fox deserves the J!!
@finnguy9096
@finnguy9096 3 года назад
Have you ever googled what the J. in Michael's name stands for :)
@semgray3592
@semgray3592 3 года назад
AND Homer J. Simpson ;-)
@carloscoy7230
@carloscoy7230 3 года назад
Well den he should fight Michael Jai White for the title! Lol
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 3 года назад
When U have a common first and last name U have to use the middle initial. Idk how common the last name Trump is but I dont think he needs it. Everyone knows who he is now that he is infamous.
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 3 года назад
​@@finnguy9096 It stands for “not A”. He couldn’t get his SAG card as just Michael Fox because there was already an actor using that name. And he didn’t want to use his real middle initial, “A” for Andrew, because he foresaw teen magazines putting him on the cover as “Michael (is) A Fox!” I didn’t have to Google this because I remember him saying this in an interview back in the _Family Ties_ /BTTF days.
@Oaoeisforever
@Oaoeisforever 3 года назад
I'm at home by watching this by myself and I clapped out loud for the Michael J. Fox bit. 100% Agree.
@mpup54
@mpup54 3 года назад
if only he could somehow go back in time
@melissac.7503
@melissac.7503 3 года назад
I did the same! Love this 💕
@syntaxerror9994
@syntaxerror9994 3 года назад
Miss that man. 🍺💧
@eaglevision9791
@eaglevision9791 3 года назад
Yeah, I have always liked his style of acting. He’s definitely unique. Didn’t watch ‘Family Ties’ very often but he was, {the lead with ease}...in ‘Teen Wolf’ and as Marty McFly.
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 3 года назад
I did too! I agree!
@DebraFlower
@DebraFlower 3 года назад
My dad is an ex marine (WWII, Korean War) and USA ambassador - Theodore Britton and he still has not been able to get the vaccine. He is a national treasure at 95 years old.
@voodoo49
@voodoo49 3 года назад
Once a Marine, always a Marine.* Semper Fidelis *
@leejohnson1362
@leejohnson1362 3 года назад
I wish you the best. Good luck ..i hope it works out ...much Love
@humbertocastellanos6417
@humbertocastellanos6417 3 года назад
So sad, I hope he gets it soon
@Meriale46
@Meriale46 3 года назад
That he is... but there are millions that haven't gotten the vaccine due to the supply and demand. But you can contact your State Health Department and explain that he is in need based on his age and whatever illnesses he may have and they will push him to the top of the list. They did it with my Mother in Law. They are taking the elderly over the younger people. Don't rely on your fathers' doctor to distribute this vaccine to him. You'll be disappointed as it's already been stated that doctor's offices won't be the first to get them. Because they are free they will have designated places like your local CVS as the places you need to go for the shots.
@leejohnson1362
@leejohnson1362 3 года назад
@ajd ajd read the full muller report. Then talk to me
@Elizabeth-rq1vi
@Elizabeth-rq1vi 3 года назад
“Pride comes before the fall”...how prideful are these lawmakers (!!!) that they can’t be honest & stand up for what is right? Disgraceful & dang scary if they don’t stop this pending crash.
@thomasa.clements
@thomasa.clements 3 года назад
They won't believe until they're out of office. They were voted back in for doing wrong.
@mikepowers9486
@mikepowers9486 3 года назад
44 traitors. That's the GQP.
@karimajor1165
@karimajor1165 3 года назад
Yes!! Our Canadian boy ❤ Michael J Fox 🇨🇦
@guesswhonot1620
@guesswhonot1620 3 года назад
Here's to hoping enough of these Senate Republicans start thinking about the future.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 3 года назад
The GOP has no future. Their party has fractured, demographics are shifting, and they are not recruiting young voters at sufficient numbers to replace the old Republicans dying off.
@hks2377
@hks2377 3 года назад
@@jessstuart7495 They are doubling down on voter suppression & have a ton of friendly federal judges, including SCOTUS, though. The Senate really needs to pass the House’s Voting Rights & Election Security bill, or something very close to it & we need to replicate the “get out the vote” strategies used in GA, in every state!
@jimmyconway3844
@jimmyconway3844 3 года назад
Third party maybe
@vonslagle
@vonslagle 3 года назад
The President isn’t on trial... he’s already guilty. The SENATE is on trial
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Let’s hope most grow a spine and CONVICT!!
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 3 года назад
THIS!!
@hannacook859
@hannacook859 3 года назад
And the American people. If he is not impeached the American people will all look like they are supporting the mob, which will make the world see Americans as the world see that mob...
@shannonwebb3602
@shannonwebb3602 3 года назад
Yeah, electing Trump was not one of our smartest moves. You got us there.....um, your fly is open.
@generic3725
@generic3725 3 года назад
Shannon Webb Hahahahahahaha!!! Best regards, Shannon!
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 года назад
"The outcome is predetermined." Yep. The trial is pretty much just one side playing government while the other side impatiently waits for them to finish before clocking out and going home.
@sunnydaysatl
@sunnydaysatl 3 года назад
From A to 2 ...my three year old knows it A B C or 1 2 3. Can’t believe this guy have a law degree.
@Ty-vj4wg
@Ty-vj4wg 3 года назад
*has
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 3 года назад
My guess is that it was a dig against Systematic's statement the 2+2=4 and the Earth is round.
@katecoe8322
@katecoe8322 3 года назад
That these jokers were the only ones with licenses who would take this on says everything about how guilty Trump is...along with Trump's five decade unbroken track record of stiffing everyone he's ever contracted.
@juliewake4585
@juliewake4585 3 года назад
He got confused, bless him..
@Panda_Roll
@Panda_Roll 3 года назад
If you wrote (has) then you would have a nice rhyme going.
@manijehfarhang6644
@manijehfarhang6644 3 года назад
I hope this lawyer got their fee up front .
@richardbraakman7469
@richardbraakman7469 3 года назад
I hope they didn't :)
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 года назад
They did indeed, in the form of the deed to Baltic Avenue.
@kristJ25
@kristJ25 3 года назад
Ditto! 🤣😅 I thought that too 🤑
@stephen3073
@stephen3073 3 года назад
Yeah, right. Anyone who defends Trump is gonna get stiffed.
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 года назад
I get the image of some bum picking up cigarette butts out of the gutter as being t****'s next lawyer.
@n3v3rg01ngback
@n3v3rg01ngback 3 года назад
He could show up and say, “Yeah, I did it. Shame none of you were found.” Then he would walk. Republicans don’t mind an attack on the government.
@origin-al9585
@origin-al9585 3 года назад
@Alaska Pirates a dictator??? Ppl want trump in office. Look up deviation of dictator
@davidaijuka1108
@davidaijuka1108 3 года назад
@@origin-al9585 bruhhh....the word you're looking for is definition 😂
@skipperdog1111
@skipperdog1111 3 года назад
Dems love to burn down and loot cities. They really love burning cars. Portland cant get enough of the dems. That city has been on fire for almost a year, and the dems wont admit it. But they will take taxpayer money to rebuild. You cant make this stuff up.
@c.a.t.732
@c.a.t.732 3 года назад
@@lance7607 Absolutely right. Look at all the Jesus banners among the crowd who stormed the Capitol, and all the self-proclaimed Christian prophets who have been lavishly praising Trump all these years and who proclaimed God had told them he would be re-elected.
@stranraerwal
@stranraerwal 3 года назад
@@skipperdog1111 : from which right-wing mental institution are you posting? Did they serve you your daily ration of swastikas?
@lauragn4300
@lauragn4300 3 года назад
Jimmy❤ Hoping you and all the family are well. Stay safe please. And as always, continue to help us stay sane with your awesome comedy 🇺🇸
@christianward-nisbet8833
@christianward-nisbet8833 3 года назад
I love the idea of watching the trial and in real time watching Trump's reactions.
@fademusic1980
@fademusic1980 3 года назад
props to you for doing Michael J. Fox like that
@narvul
@narvul 3 года назад
Yeah that was great and well deserved.
@Jamie63P
@Jamie63P 3 года назад
Great monologue, Jimmy ....you make this s***storm more bearable, and bring some "happy" which is sorely needed and much appreciated ... and sadly, I am stuck with Baby Shark echoing thru my brain 🤣🤣😷🤣🤣 ❤ from Canada
@debracoronado3331
@debracoronado3331 3 года назад
😂 thanks a lot , now it's stuck in my head
@ginadelsasso288
@ginadelsasso288 3 года назад
Its on a rolling repeat in mine all day. I have a 3 yr old who can talk to alexa. She plays it non stop.
@toniabowie5487
@toniabowie5487 3 года назад
He should be fined, for no mask.
@zoidumsmcconnell3041
@zoidumsmcconnell3041 3 года назад
Nice shout out to Michael J. Fox! 🦊
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 года назад
"...so those guys aren't getting paid. " They were never going to get paid anyway. If Trump was drowning and someone threw him a life preserver, that person would be lucky to get a nod of thanks from Trump.
@granville7
@granville7 3 года назад
maybe they insisted on prepayment. if they were smart. but then again...
@haileymorris3170
@haileymorris3170 3 года назад
Yeah he would just think he was entitled to the life vest and you should consider yourself lucky he grifted it off his son...who he let drown...
@Day-tm2pb
@Day-tm2pb 3 года назад
He also told the rioters "I would go with you"... And then he went to the white house to watch it on tv as others did his deeds for him. Not just told them what to do.. Also a coward who hid while others did his call. How can his own supporters not be mad at his cowardise?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
Watching his lawyers should give us all the confidence to become lawyers... 'cause clearly, passing the bar is more of a limbo than a pole vault.
@suzannechiarenza9576
@suzannechiarenza9576 3 года назад
A couple (okay quite a few) rotten apples ruins the bunch/crop/harvest
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 3 года назад
Ouch! nicely done.
@interestedlen8823
@interestedlen8823 3 года назад
Nice burn!
@theunspoken1059
@theunspoken1059 3 года назад
Law and Real Estate..those are the two relatively brainless careers that give you money and respect. I was in RE, the money was so good I had to get out because I was killing myself. If I ever get married with kids I'll return.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 года назад
Pass the bar ? ... They walksd right into it before the hearing... Seems like there should be a joke there... Two, about to be stiffed by trump lawyers walk into a bar and... Can't think of anything... Well, won't leave everybody hanging... Toodles.
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 года назад
t****'s attorneys remind me of that old George Carlin joke: "Ya know, somewhere there really is the worst doctor in the world. And tomorrow, somebody has an appointment with him."
@wait...what...
@wait...what... 3 года назад
lmao! I don't remember that bit but it is so spot on.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
Har har! That is so Carlinesque.
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 3 года назад
Or has my friend used to say someone had to be at the bottom of the class
@jamesc7277
@jamesc7277 3 года назад
His name is Harold Bornstein...but nobody has an appointment with him because he died on January 8th 2021.
@CherryBomb50
@CherryBomb50 3 года назад
Impeach!
@lisaswenson3728
@lisaswenson3728 3 года назад
Convict!
@wonderyearsdouche475
@wonderyearsdouche475 3 года назад
Horsepower!
@tracilapp4015
@tracilapp4015 3 года назад
I'll never vote Republican again as a swing voter!
@allanazzopardi9006
@allanazzopardi9006 3 года назад
Your vote doesn't matter anymore anyways. Voter fraud is the new normal
@tracilapp4015
@tracilapp4015 3 года назад
@ajd ajd you wake up! Your in a delusional fog!
@BigDaddy-ti7fh
@BigDaddy-ti7fh 3 года назад
Trump's is out.. Get a new shtick and try to learn how to be funny again. Your routine is getting old same old stuff for 4 years .Move on.
@c0athanger
@c0athanger 3 года назад
My favorite part of every monolog is the lady dolphin laughing in the background.
@olefella7561
@olefella7561 3 года назад
Nixon: President who became a crook Trump: crook who became a President
@Olddeadleadfoot
@Olddeadleadfoot 3 года назад
True that. ''Tis all that need be said, frankly.
@suzannechiarenza9576
@suzannechiarenza9576 3 года назад
Well played, sir, well played!
@garthbekkerbuksie4338
@garthbekkerbuksie4338 3 года назад
BS
@garthbekkerbuksie4338
@garthbekkerbuksie4338 3 года назад
Trump still a crook of note! A deadly one
@CoolForSale
@CoolForSale 3 года назад
*The Republican Party is the party of criminality & fraud by legislation.*
@eduardocasado8367
@eduardocasado8367 3 года назад
I want to watch again the video that Don Jr. was showing on media from the WH ,following the riot on screen and having a party with all his family enjoying the event laughing.
@g-kog2152
@g-kog2152 3 года назад
Glad to see Michael j fox get some love
@knowbody44
@knowbody44 3 года назад
I haven't seen Family Ties in over 30 years but I remember Alex P Keaton's middle initial
@NewYork7914
@NewYork7914 3 года назад
"If you don't fight like hell, there won't be a second impeachment for me!"
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 года назад
Jimmy's list of invalid people was spot on. And yes, I recognize the irony of "invalid"
@azure808
@azure808 3 года назад
Love this show but that woman's laugh in the background can't be unheard.
@Jen.Nicole
@Jen.Nicole 3 года назад
You beat me to this comment 😂
@batchainpuller2070
@batchainpuller2070 3 года назад
I hate that seagull
@boadicea5856
@boadicea5856 3 года назад
🤣
@gigihrahmatikacahyo1795
@gigihrahmatikacahyo1795 3 года назад
She’s been in the audience several times.
@Bigcee20
@Bigcee20 3 года назад
It's sounds like Chanel West Coast' s laugh
@pisces363
@pisces363 3 года назад
How do grown men and women allow themselves to be bullied and intimidated by a 75 year old man?
@pisces363
@pisces363 3 года назад
@ajd ajd You need to wake up and stop believing debunked nonsensical conspiracy theories. You’re probably already on the FBI’s radar for posting stuff like that on social media, lol.
@pisces363
@pisces363 3 года назад
@ajd ajd I wish I could explain Epstein’s fake suicide. On second thought; maybe not. I might end up like he did if I exposed what really happened.
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 3 года назад
Thank you Jimmy Love your show ♥️
@mipoorboy1478
@mipoorboy1478 3 года назад
Rand Paul was doodling, Mr. Rand Paul Trump. R + T = love 4 ever
@geraldhaynesjr1815
@geraldhaynesjr1815 3 года назад
Love it. 😅😅😉😂
@mpaczkow
@mpaczkow 3 года назад
Could you imagine what this guy was as a MD?
@gailpaton1680
@gailpaton1680 3 года назад
ahahahaha!!! good one!
@cd-py8bv
@cd-py8bv 3 года назад
@@mpaczkow Proctologist
@cd-py8bv
@cd-py8bv 3 года назад
Proctologist
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
I guarantee that when Castor was pointed towards the mic today, he exclaimed "That was today!?!?!"
@gordonwedman3179
@gordonwedman3179 3 года назад
HaHa, yes " I thought we were starting next week, OMG"
@wasupfool5692
@wasupfool5692 3 года назад
Says he was going to drain the swamp and ended up filling the sewers
@duncan91
@duncan91 3 года назад
Every day now, Trump gives me more and more reasons to dislike him.
@debbieedwards420
@debbieedwards420 3 года назад
You needed more reasons?
@duncan91
@duncan91 3 года назад
@ajd ajd You really think I'd believe something like that.
@_Francis
@_Francis 3 года назад
Maga: The election was stolen! Senate: Trump should be impeached Maga: No can do, the voters removed Trump from office!
@iskandartaib
@iskandartaib 3 года назад
Heheheh.. Yeah.
@azizaw2966
@azizaw2966 3 года назад
Exactly! That's how Democracy works!
@lynnerholmes
@lynnerholmes 3 года назад
THANK YOU SO MUCH for providing closed captioning considerations for the deaf and hearing impaired!
@noahtenshen
@noahtenshen 3 года назад
Serial Killers always get middle initials too.
@alienlizardqueen8748
@alienlizardqueen8748 3 года назад
Rand Paul drawing squiggly lines: concept art for how curly he wants his next toupee.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 года назад
wait, Rand's hair isn't real??
@Hawijack
@Hawijack 3 года назад
Kentucky must be a real sh*t hole state.. 😬
@vivaelpepe4878
@vivaelpepe4878 3 года назад
Toupee? I thought it was a merkin 😂
@suzannechiarenza9576
@suzannechiarenza9576 3 года назад
Hilarious
@kittiwhieldon4329
@kittiwhieldon4329 3 года назад
@@vivaelpepe4878 Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s a merkin. A cheap second hand one.
@matttv94
@matttv94 3 года назад
Well thanks for getting that song stuck in my head 😂
@studio1954thereflections
@studio1954thereflections 3 года назад
Always love this show ....liked and subscribe .....sending love from Canada ❤
@varanasiwalks1451
@varanasiwalks1451 3 года назад
write your Senator: demand a Secret Ballot Senate vote! They don't need bravery, then!
@David_F97
@David_F97 3 года назад
Do you write to your senator?
@toniabowie5487
@toniabowie5487 3 года назад
No. Let the cowardly dogs stay in the corner.
@arnesste000
@arnesste000 3 года назад
I have but he is stammering Ron Johnson he is one of the biggest cowards in the senate .
@dw999
@dw999 3 года назад
I suspect that secret ballots for an impeachment trial arent an option, under the law -- bc if it were, the Dems wd've suggested it.
@hks2377
@hks2377 3 года назад
Or must a majority of those in attendance. They don’t all have to be there.
@JohnMassari
@JohnMassari 3 года назад
Someone has to have video of Trump watching his impeachment.
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 3 года назад
I heard he was out golfing.
@JosephGibson
@JosephGibson 3 года назад
Why don't you go and enjoy life and worry about you and your family instead of following that whatever it is dangled in front you by people you clearly, can't see, because you're too fixated.
@Dec38105
@Dec38105 3 года назад
dont think he'd be that bothered , this trials more like an audition
@JohnMassari
@JohnMassari 3 года назад
@@JosephGibson Yes. I agree with you. A video of DJT throwing a fit would be quite epic AND amusing.
@Adrian-wh3mk
@Adrian-wh3mk 3 года назад
Kinda rang out like someone cursing out like yelling “Jesus H. Christ”. I’m gonna start yelling out “Donald J Trump” every time I stub my toe, or anything goes awry in general.
@wait...what...
@wait...what... 3 года назад
hahaha! Like the guy with Tourettes that yells out "Bob Sagat"!
@greenhometony
@greenhometony 3 года назад
I personally don't want to hear his name, his voice, or see him in any way shape or form. It makes me sick to my stomach because I'm so pissed off.... he is has gotten a lot of people killed and ill from his antics.
@mljones655
@mljones655 3 года назад
Lol good idea!
@angelawhitehouse8066
@angelawhitehouse8066 3 года назад
Be careful, he might materialize!
@brianball6282
@brianball6282 3 года назад
I never realized how many of them said it that way 😂😂😂
@deannahelmick9259
@deannahelmick9259 3 года назад
@ajd ajd GO AWAY ALL READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@musoangelo
@musoangelo 3 года назад
Jimmy you're really heads and shoulders above all other late night host. Just great stuff, please keep it up. Hey, maybe a collaboration with the Lincoln Project.
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 3 года назад
Robert E Holden invented the original packing peanut . . . there, now the mystery has been lifted for you, Jimmy!
@bsears85
@bsears85 3 года назад
If I may ask, what was it made from? I feel like the styrofoam type weren't the first
@pignonMZ6
@pignonMZ6 3 года назад
God that lady laughing in the audience... I'm gonna hit myself in the nuts really hard to forget
@1darlene1215
@1darlene1215 3 года назад
Lol...getting really hard to watch with that fake loud laugh...good to know im not the only one who's annoyed by it
@Gryymm
@Gryymm 3 года назад
It's like a high pitched clown
@Tracymmo
@Tracymmo 3 года назад
@@1darlene1215 I don't think it['s fake, just annoying
@ericvanhaeren9449
@ericvanhaeren9449 3 года назад
"Screaming at his television", aka "having many meetings and calls". Nothing has changed in his daily lazy routine.
@richrich3384
@richrich3384 3 года назад
Wonder how many would vote to impeach if it was a secret ballot?
@nickmartin8495
@nickmartin8495 3 года назад
Ballet would be more fun 💃🏻 🩰 than ballot
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 3 года назад
All but 3, because they’re scared little pukes.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
"So you should vote to acquit Donnie, because, one time I turned into a dog and he helped me." - Bruce Castor Jr.'s first draft, probably.
@loridrblake9770
@loridrblake9770 3 года назад
Plus - Chewbacca!
@furball8967
@furball8967 3 года назад
And ‘Dora the Explorer’.
@kaibricturner8836
@kaibricturner8836 3 года назад
The Seinfeld reference got me immediately! Perfect Timing 😂😂😂
@reppepper
@reppepper 3 года назад
Hooray Michael J. Fox! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
@QuantumOfSolace1
@QuantumOfSolace1 3 года назад
The whole Impeachment thing will fail- again!
@kd35beast24
@kd35beast24 3 года назад
100% true
@Chromiumblue
@Chromiumblue 3 года назад
They have to use use Donald J Trump because if they leave the J out his initials are DT which is what we use as an abbreviation for Delerium Tremens and if you know nothing about Donald, you might assume that what hes going through.
@drdrew3
@drdrew3 3 года назад
That was a bit of a stretch. Thanks for trying
@acricucci9760
@acricucci9760 3 года назад
Trump would be a lot more coherent if he was going through DTs.
@JRcomments
@JRcomments 3 года назад
Trump wants everybody to announce his middle initial because he thinks the J in his name stand for genius.
@Chromiumblue
@Chromiumblue 3 года назад
@@drdrew3 oh, you're welcome. Apparently, trying isnt as innate a human characteristic as I thought it was once.
@celwynjosephderoxas9637
@celwynjosephderoxas9637 3 года назад
Its funny that we learn more about the trial from this guy than the major news outlets
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
Wanna know what it's like to watch Donnie watch the trial? Just coat your tv screen in a liberal amount of burger grease flecks, and spittle. 'Cause that's what his tv definitely looks like after all the screaming he did at it today.
@karenwoodland578
@karenwoodland578 3 года назад
I had one of my earbuds in on the way home from work. Listening to twumps lawyer RAMBLE in my ear was so painfully confusing ...... I yanked the earbud out .... cut my phone off. Road in silence the rest of the way. You just cannot make this s**t up.
@knockeledup
@knockeledup 3 года назад
They would hate me because I’m 34 and am getting my first vaccine on Friday. Granted, I work for a hospital and I’m in the hospital’s very last phase.
@jacobdean4833
@jacobdean4833 3 года назад
We heard his name for 4 years... He cried for attention, for 4 years.... And still.... We are giving him what he wants. Attention.
@hks2377
@hks2377 3 года назад
No. We are attempting to give him accountability, for once in his life...At least some of us are. You can’t just ignore a raging infection & expect it not to spread out of control.
@live4today390
@live4today390 3 года назад
I understand what you’re saying but evil doesn’t disappear just because you ignore it.
@Syclone0044
@Syclone0044 3 года назад
Once he is securely in prison, he won’t receive any further attention. It’s that simple
@nicholashogan4704
@nicholashogan4704 3 года назад
Oh boy, it’s feels like the old days with Trump being talked about all day!
@Yaboringme
@Yaboringme 3 года назад
With all the biden material too Shocker Oh well they’re obsessed
@fdrstan
@fdrstan 3 года назад
@@Yaboringme Cry a little harder! 😂
@Yaboringme
@Yaboringme 3 года назад
@@fdrstan crying vs stating facts. Yea I can see where that’s hard For you to understand
@jimmyconway3844
@jimmyconway3844 3 года назад
Real comedians go after everyone
@RickyRicardo03
@RickyRicardo03 3 года назад
That ridiculous lawyer reminds me of a substitute teacher 👨‍🏫 who doesn’t understand the subject and just wants to fill in time.
@dominictant
@dominictant 3 года назад
Trump's lawyers reminded me of Moe , Larry and Curly.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
But without the eloquence or refined sense of timing.
@dcsmooth
@dcsmooth 3 года назад
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
@georgegates526
@georgegates526 3 года назад
You insulted the "On Screen" intelligence of Moe, Larry and Curly!
@dominictant
@dominictant 3 года назад
@@georgegates526 I apologize and stand corrected
@faithnelson6069
@faithnelson6069 3 года назад
i wanna see mike pences thoughts.
@lionharehart
@lionharehart 3 года назад
White bread, white milk, white rice, white cheese, white sauce, White Castle...
@ginadelsasso288
@ginadelsasso288 3 года назад
@@lionharehart dont forget mother and her milk
@balloonfarm5903
@balloonfarm5903 3 года назад
@@lionharehart 😆😆😆😆😆
@acricucci9760
@acricucci9760 3 года назад
I think you meant Mike Pence's THOUGHT--singular (does he have more than one?)
@badbotchdown9845
@badbotchdown9845 3 года назад
He can't he have to visit some places as he is homeless
@AR-k93
@AR-k93 3 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest late night show host! Makes boring news so entertainming 😂
@md61211
@md61211 3 года назад
And Seth
@quietpassage
@quietpassage 3 года назад
You can’t take any lawyer seriously if they have an ill-fitting suit 🙄😬
@arnesste000
@arnesste000 3 года назад
Boycott Fox News advertisers, I’ve written to many of them and expressed my feelings to them spending their money supporting lies !
@jimmyconway3844
@jimmyconway3844 3 года назад
Yep censor everyone and have state run news
@arnesste000
@arnesste000 3 года назад
@@jimmyconway3844 Fox News is state TV . Fair and balanced lol . But not anymore . Boycott Fox News !
@arnesste000
@arnesste000 3 года назад
@@jimmyconway3844 I’m watching the impeachment trial right now ! Trump is as guilty as sin convict him and bar him from never running again .
@deanna5612
@deanna5612 3 года назад
Everyone of these criminal Republicans need to go. Sick of their lies!
@Elizabeth.C.Holmes
@Elizabeth.C.Holmes 3 года назад
I prefer when you did your monologue at home. The audience is distracting.
@ladyfibonaccii
@ladyfibonaccii 3 года назад
Or they just started using their recorded buttons again.... you know the pre-recorded audience sounds.... I'm positive that's what it is because most of what he says is not very funny....lol
@jaymo8206
@jaymo8206 3 года назад
Thanks Jimmy
@UnicornCentaur
@UnicornCentaur 3 года назад
I used to love the weird bits they did but now they just make me miss Fred Willard
@dirrrtydawg9772
@dirrrtydawg9772 3 года назад
Serial killers use all the 3 names too. Wonder why that is? Lmao. If the shoe fits... I am looking at you #45.
@drdrew3
@drdrew3 3 года назад
Serial killers use 3 names but not the middle initial. Not the same thing. You tried hard but missed the mark. Adding your own “lmao” made it even sadder
@elaineberg3095
@elaineberg3095 3 года назад
Does the J stand for Jerk? It should.
@LabRatJason
@LabRatJason 3 года назад
Pretty sure it stands for "John"... like what hookers call their customers.
@billheuber5884
@billheuber5884 3 года назад
Don't forget the people that say, irregardless!!
@WandafulWrldWide
@WandafulWrldWide 3 года назад
Great show, Jimmy!
@charlesjames7189
@charlesjames7189 3 года назад
OMG! Who invited Janice to the show?!
@romoc0p
@romoc0p 3 года назад
Chewbacca Defense all over again
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
Took me a moment to, um, appreciate (?) your username icon.
@alexgarza675
@alexgarza675 3 года назад
Way to go Jimmy.. you're really killing with those 5 people
@soozshooz
@soozshooz 3 года назад
“I am higher than Willie Nelson’s ponytail right now” 🤣 you got me on that one I laughed out loud legit!
@anubus316
@anubus316 3 года назад
Over the course of trumps presidency iv been referring to him with increasingly disrespectful names. President to Mr. Trump, Mr. to Donald. At this point I'm calling him Diggity T.
@willdunn1458
@willdunn1458 3 года назад
I just call him dump now.
@awasteofwords
@awasteofwords 3 года назад
HAHAHA Jimmy referred to Pat Toomey with female pronouns 😆
@thanasiskordakis3216
@thanasiskordakis3216 3 года назад
back with the hilarious Trump jokes
@jamesredlin8696
@jamesredlin8696 3 года назад
I’m listening to this monologue as I’m on my recumbent bike,
@bettysmith4641
@bettysmith4641 3 года назад
I love Andy Daly ♥️. He's so funny!!
@icecreamhero2375
@icecreamhero2375 3 года назад
6:11 Homer J. Simpson.
@Beipoo2
@Beipoo2 3 года назад
Donald Jerkoff Trump!
@md61211
@md61211 3 года назад
Don Juan(ita) trump
@davidfuller764
@davidfuller764 3 года назад
@9:45, I’ve hit my Stewart McCullough tipping point.. YOU ARE god! I❤️you! Thanks Jimmy, your leadin was (with Guillermo OF COURSE) amazing!!!
@davidfuller764
@davidfuller764 3 года назад
Super uncomfortable topic
@scullycasey
@scullycasey 3 года назад
a) It's Don Juan Trump 2) Casting the role of Bruce Castor for the docudrama is a no-brainer: Eugene Levy!
@dislikecounter35
@dislikecounter35 3 года назад
Bernie 2024
@Dan-nt2yb
@Dan-nt2yb 3 года назад
Anyone know what species of bird has nested on Ran Paul’s head?😮🤔
@bertrandlechat4330
@bertrandlechat4330 3 года назад
Not birds, rodents.
@adityanarayan9620
@adityanarayan9620 3 года назад
Just the first line, made my belly ache - "As the circus came back to town in Washington DC for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ Trump" 🤣🤣
@joselperez449
@joselperez449 3 года назад
IF THEY DON'T CONVICT TRUMP FOR WHAT HE PUT THE CAPITOL THROUGH THEN THEY SHOULD LET GO FREE ALL THOSE WHO ARE IN PRISON RIGHT NOW, THANK'S AMERICA
@busmemorija
@busmemorija 3 года назад
Dont worrie, they will convict him. They knew that from the first day he was elected. But the truth will eventually come out. Elections were stolen for sure
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
Actually, there are TWO beloved American television icons who should be referred to with their middle initials -- the second one being Homer ***J.*** Simpson.
@charlesoliver2535
@charlesoliver2535 3 года назад
Imagine trump saying the same things Castor said. I'll bet trump wrote most of it.
@MyHeart1955
@MyHeart1955 3 года назад
Tonight’s “angle”. That’s what FOX does - puts an “angle” on everything.
@hankmancil178
@hankmancil178 3 года назад
Meanwhile there are prisoners who are being put at the front of the line AHEAD OF INNOCENT CITIZENS!!!! WTF!!!
@mrspenny11
@mrspenny11 3 года назад
Wait.... what ??...that's not a Public Defender 😵
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