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"hurr dur hurha!" Donald Trump

Repugnanicans: "fake news!" I don't think the ppl who should be listening to the revelations are. It's either they're hearing but not listening or they've stuck their fingers in their ears going "la la la la la".

@@geared4war hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahaha

“Great president. Most people don’t even know he was a Republican" - Donald Trump, probably...

You shouldn't stand by Trump anyways. I mean besides the burger farts, have you seen him stand up and lean like he's a ski jumper?

lmao

How do his sponsors not demand his removal.

@@larrymosher5045 he's the most popular pundit on TV. Meaning he pulls a lot of money from those that want you to remain stupid.

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Tucker Carlson. 🙋‍♀️

@@guycd1 ..making money for keeping people stupid..😄

What’s it called when it’s just a distraction away from child labor lawsuits

He was playing being serious about wanting to have sexualized candy as repreaentative of what we all really want, and smeared on a layer of mocking liberal idealism about sexual/gender representation. Because MnMs was concerned that the animated green candy blob was too sexy and therefor misrepresenting woman and minorities. Green people, I guess. And Non Boot Wearing Strippers?

@@MercenaryMuse when the right does this crap. It makes it seem like the left wanting equal right is also crazy. Its an attempt to try and gaslight progress

@@MercenaryMuse You know the funniest part about all this is, the whole reason Mars Wrigley Confectionery US decided to change their image was probably because a bunch of Karens all demanded to have things changed. It has been the republicans tactic for decades now that they set up the crisis, that then they opine about.

Tucker is so stupid but so is the M&M thing I didn't know if i wanted to laugh or smash my head into my wall while watching this...

It’s like, “boohoo, I can’t wank over m&ms anymore.”

@@susankaempfer8427 Seriously! Is he turned on by their "gams" as emphasized by white heels?

Wait, is Tucker satirising himself?

He's got his own kink - animated character feet/footwear

Right!? Fuckers rant could have been written as a comedy sketch, as is. No script change and it would get laughs from the audience.

... and pillow idiot impression is soo right on ... lol

Well, some of those cops let insurrectionists, many of whom were veterans, into the Capital Building, so I'm going to venture to guess no?

@@globalwarmhugs7741 who are you talking about? Genuine question. The black man inside or the one by the barricades?

@@lindseyhendrix2405 I'm pretty sure the charges against them are coming, but within the days of the insurrection, you saw a couple capitol officers posing with rioters. six were suspended and an additional 29 were under investigation for conduct. I don't think they let them in, but they didn't hold them back either.

Elmer Rhodes, head of the OathKKKeepers, and his band of merry men & women are US military.

@@futureglobal7258 do you know who ray epps is? Hmmmmmmm….you should find out..

Why are you white people focusing on tucker and ignoring the fact that trump almost ended democracy? Are you just that stupid?

@@8PMFORMULA dude, all of us who aren't QOP are mentally screaming and sometimes actually screaming about the Jan 6th insurrection. Let us take a breath and laugh at something stupid for 5 minutes so we can go back to that. I STG being stressed and encouraging people to speak out and get registered to vote to prevent future fascism is a second, third or main Job for many Americans who are actually patriots these days. If you have to be serious 24/7 please do. If I did that I would have jumped in front of a bus last year

Tucker averages over 3.5 million viewers a night and he don't have to sound like Seth !!

@@ranaway9307 , 3.5 million people get their 'news' from an idiot. That is a problem.

Tucker’s rant already had me dying and then Seth’s rant was even better 😂💀💀💀

The Fox audience wishes they deserved non-binary confectionary. They deserve stale cishet candy corn trapped in a loveless marriage.

Hello Julie, how are you doing?

Impression Camp paid off!

I was in the audience and I was like ,”yes! I got all the impressions!”

@@dannyromo8904 wow lucky! The Comedy Gods were smiling on you lol

@@dannyromo8904 That’s the only thing that would make it better, getting to be there for it! That’s so cool!

What is wrong with tucker oh I know he's f......nuts I have never seen such new show that have so many crazy reporters in this life time the owner or owners has went insane think about it look at what they talk Newport it should make the hair stand up on the back of your neck .and when fox News always have the Ex- 45th president on the show they might as well speak for Trump my bad I shouldn't call trumps president he never acted presidential nor could he speak like onereally

You are aware that a M&M is a fucking object? There is nothing wrong with objectivying an object.

You’re surprised? Tucker will rant about anything, especially if it’s the dumbest thing you could possibly think of to get angry about.

@@HaraldHofer it's candy dude. I bet you were pissed that lola 🐰 changed her outfit

Shouldn't right-wing, conservative media be applauding something becoming less sexy?

@@koalabrownie all they do is complain and blame the left. The way he said "transition" is a dog whistle

Tbh I’ve only seen these closer look clips on RU-vid 🤣 I haven’t checked out any of his regular episodes lol

Truly impressive one of his best segments. 😁

Nice to see the camps are paying off!

something tells me Rudy has came into his own a few times. get it? Rudy married his cousin!

And whatever it cost, Impressions Camp was money well spent!

NATO armed ISIS with hundreds of tanks 2300 US Humvees , Ford and Toyota trucks fitted with guns, US military trucks, hand held anti aircraft Manpads and ATGM ATGW, attack drones, (M270) Lockheed Martin Multiple Launch Rocket Systems, chemical bombs, IEDs and tons of RDX to destabilize Iraq Libya and Syria asides from supplying ISIS AlNusra ration and water bottles and medicines and were paid in dollars. they were allowed to kidnap, rape butcher , turn their victims into sex slaves and more than 50000 children's organs were cut out for International market. Precious ancient artifacts were stolen from Libya Iraq and Syria and sold to bidders. US NATO behind multiple genocides in these 4 countries Syria Iraq Libya Yemen. /// US media partner in these crimes. Only Russia can ⚔stop NATO terror☢

He is the only one whose show is unaffected by Covid, it seems. It appears he is enjoying far more now than before and the pandemic might have freed him in a way.

Picked up where Jon Stewart left off -- both him & Colbert for awhile, though the mantle now, I believe, belongs to Seth.

Long past time. I'm so tired of using kid gloves for the insane clown posse who've already showed up in person with guns in an attempt to overthrow the legally elected non-Republican government.

LOL - so....is TC having erotic fantasies about M&M's in go-go boots????

Seems to be a virus of full of shzt going around on this site

There's probably a prenup or Melania would have grab one of those pillows by now.

Violently, because listening to Mike is nothing like ASMR.

😂🤣😂

And the Sidney Powell impression! He captured her perfectly in just a few words.

Amber this B/S rant by Seth is not what was presented on Fox . Seth is broadcasting an outright lie

Or this Carlson guy is ment to distract from actual news by shouting "dem liberals have done it again yadayada"

I love it when he does his Tucker Carlson. Makes me smile every time.

SETH MYERS is inspiring, he proves that you don't need to be good looking, talented, or entertaining to make it in showbusiness..... all you need is............ tell us SETH!

To be fair my carpeting is over the head of his viewers, he has intentionally built up a following of the very dumbest and easily-manipulated rubes on Earth. But remember that Tucker himself is an extremely well-educated man, from a long line of very VERY wealthy and well-educated men. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing, and he knows very very well that the things he chooses to focus on and the way he presents them is very bad for the future of democracy in the US. The thing is, he's getting paid A LOT of money to destroy democracy in the US. His goal is to get the really, REALLY dumb people here to get so angry about the fake world that he portrays that they are willing to just burn it all down. He can only affect the very bottom-rung idiots because anyone with any shred of critical thinking skills can immediately tell that he's very obviously lying his ass off. But guess what? It turns out that the decades of GOP destruction of public education in their efforts to produce a malleable voter base and cheap labor for their donors... had a side effect. There are now tens of millions of Americans who have almost no ability to understand much of anything that they don't have long and repeated exposure to. Without any way to make sense of anything they see happening in the country, they have no choice but to latch onto someone who seems like they know what's up, and simply blindly follow that person until they die. And who better to latch onto than the nice-looking man on the TV who makes things easy to understand? Why be stressed and uncertain literally every second of every day when you can just accept the nice white man's version of things, where you are the real victim here and all those evil baby-eating Satanist Democrats might actually need to be put down, you know, for the good of the country.

@@ApexComplete From what I have seen Tucker only has a BA in History and that's it. He did try and get ingot the CIA but they didn't want anything to do with him.

@@kfleming78 You give and then you take. Messed up post for sure.

SNL wouldn't need to change a word.

????WHAT????

@@oldcatlover Did you already forget that Postmaster General Louis DeJoy started removing mailboxes off the street during the election

If you haven't been outraged since 2016, you're not paying attention.

Indeed, bring back the sexy M&M's or Red and Blue will riot in the streets shoulder to shoulder!

But there is a once proud party that seems to have lost it's sh*t and their members have become performance artists for idiots

@@Itcouldbebunnies I want to Red one to wear a Speedo next

People are more worried about surviving day to day. Democracy, absent of material conditions, is theater. People did care. They voted for it in 2020. It is on Democrats to deliver. If they fail, then they only have themselves to blame.

Well the Right has nothing productive to discuss, just BS no intelligent adult gives two fox about.

Freddy Krueger is more appealing than Tucker Carlson. That sounds sickening, I know.

It's a distraction from the current child labor suit they have against them.

facts

@@fcm3d Are we trolling here? Or do you have a point to make?

@@gypsysoul5172 a proctologist named Edward Scissorhands is more appealing.

That and other colors had some ridiculous juju for eating or sending a message to someone else.

He knows his base can only get hard at manufactured culture wars.

@@ChristopherBloom ...or at images of their candy.

Money talks

he's not an idiot? why, did he replace his brain with smartees?

Years of training... though I wouldn't call his face "straight".

It's pretty cool, but I think what I like the most is when Seth goes on those wild tangents impersonating the orange turd, and it usually comes with a "...and we love that, don't we, folks?" about any random thing. Oh, and when he talks with "Mel", too.

Next week's headline: Are Froot Loops brainwashing your children with their bright colors and talking bird mascot?

@@cam4636 Bright colors swimming around in your cereal bowl? Talking animals? Clearly Froot Loops are a gateway drug for LSD.

Mr Potato Head

Corporation that makes M&Ms: - revealed to use child slaves to harvest the chocolate that makes M&Ms. Republican voters: - STOP, STOP, I can only get so hard!

Democrat leaders: -try and succeed in controlling the electoral process with, as the New York Times put it, a cabal of insiders « fortifying the election » -try a coup d’etat as Pelosi asked the military heads to ignore potential orders from a sitting president, luckily those heads told her it would constitute a coup to agree with her -draft new laws to enable NON CITIZENS to vote.

@@ErgoProxy12345 The difference being none of the things you said are true. Back to the gulag for you, comrade.

You nailed it!

@@ErgoProxy12345 "D'uh i believe everything i see on RU-vid without asking question because it makes me feel better" -Ergo Proxy 🤣🤣🤣

To be fair, most of these wrote themselves.

@@sunshine3914 I am sure that Seth and his team love your comment. 🤣🤣🤣

More Aptly titled: Faking Dumb and Dangerously Evil

W&W

Not that I had a high opinion of him, but he has to know what he sounds like, right? Right???

@Anam Egiven Everybody wants more government overreach when it's convenient. It's the human response to perceived societal problems.

@Anam Egiven no, but it occurred to me that only similarly head fuQed ppl would try to justify that idiocy, or imagine there's a decent human context it could apply to. He ranted about how he won't want to take cartoons out and get them drunk and fuq them now ... It has also occurred to me that if i started any scam or cult I would use the same ripe sheep trump and Q did. It's the only thing he ever did right. You sort are easy to use. Desperate to distrust your own ears and eyes and follow leader like good pups. Desperate for conspiracy and fear and psychotic leaping. It's a kind of magic recipe for anyone with ill intention.

@Anam Egiven so exactly what did you burn your brain cells on? And where can I get some? My given name was not A, BTW

The definition of treason in the US is drawn very tightly. Let's go with sedition.

@@stoverboo Let's Go Sedition! ...hmmm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

If only they claimed BLM or ANTIFA then they would be immune and praised

Uh, I think "insurrection" is actually worse than the more general "treason" but okay. They betrayed the country for sure.

Dead behind the eyes

He's stuffed with 💲$💲💵💴💵

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate

His time at impressions camp has really paid off!

If Fox replaced _'The Tucker Carlson Show'_ with _'The Seth Meyers Sends Up Tucker Carlson Show',_ the world would be a better place, and better informed.

He wanted the ability to protect himself from consequences.

He’s used to cheating to win - he can’t conceive anything else

He wanted to *be* president because of the prestige and the immunity to prosecution. He just didn't want to do any of the work associated with being president.

@@AlexSeverinski back in 2016 or now ?

@@pietrojenkins6901 Yes.

We know what's in Tucks' deviantart search history

😂😂😂

😄😄😄

Why does Tucker have to be that way, can't he be normal and jack it to Totally Spies?

That made me laugh...

Happy Monday Eunice 🙂

@@bettysmith4641 Thank you, Betty 🙂

Hey Eunice 👋🏽 You have a great day!

@@lynnwilhoite6194 Thank you, Lynn. You too! 🙂👋🏾

@@eunicekalu8965 You're welcome!

@Anam Egiven Go get yout green M&Ms!

@Anam Egiven I'd love for you to tell Fox faithfuls that that Fox is controlled by the left. Then we might stand a chance at Fox not propagating some of their insanity. All news is biased in some way, but let's not go so far. There's plenty of resources for the extra serious news, but you're commenting on a political satire RU-vid video, not a supreme court hearing.

@Anam Egiven I don't think you read my message at all, i think you're tired of the bullish and looking for a fight. Which is fair, many of us are very tired, but actually read my comment. I specifically said all news is biased, but this particular source isn't going to be the bastion of independent knowledge. My recognizing the source isn't keeping any footwear on any body parts. You're not wrong to be tired but channel that somewhere other than misreading comments.

I love his Mike Lindell impression the most.

Yeah but what I really love is his Trump. "Ooh, we love it don't we folks?"

Also I wasn't there because I got the address confused with a gardening company.

Sadly there are plenty of ppl who are just as bad as trump if not worse in the gqp

He didn't get there on his own. Almost half the voters in this country voted for him and nothing will change them.

Totally agree!!!!

How do you achieve that bearing in mind there's still some 70m Trump adherents?

Spoken like a true Democrat... ignore the obvious failures of the Democratic party because "they're not as bad as trump". Ridiculous! We can do better then "any" Democrat running against Trump. We need a progressive

I can imagine the number of times his mother caught him doing the creepy

lol

Lol

I would but I have to read the comments 😂

Seriously funny! Thanks!

Nice point! Which is it? Too sexy or not sexy enough?

Joke's on you: the whole point is to be contrarian. That's all folks.

that's not even close to the argument being made

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 um and what exactly was the argument being made then? TC was literally complaining about them being less sexy.

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 then by all means, enlighten us.

Keep drinking - you'll eventually get there.