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Trump Milks Gag Order for Every Drop, MyPillow Mike Loves Jimmy’s Wedding Gift & Kanye’s Porn Plan 

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Kanye West is reportedly about to enter the world of pornographic filmmaking and has been in talks with Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband to help shepherd the whole thing, a gentleman on an English morning TV show seems to have enormous potential, the Senate passed a $95 billion military aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, the bill would also require the Chinese company that owns TikTok to either sell it in a year or be banned nationwide, Donald Trump has been milking his gag order for every drop, Joe Biden is yucking it up, Eric and Don Jr are running the handoff for Daddy if he gets re-elected, Lara Trump is very concerned about voter fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell’s voting fraud case with the Supreme Court failed but he was happy to receive a wedding gift from Jimmy, George Santos has withdrawn his bid to re-run for Congress, and Truth Social is going to start streaming Live TV!
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@jr032582
@jr032582 11 дней назад
President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂
@terrystokes7893
@terrystokes7893 11 дней назад
It's about time 💯
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 11 дней назад
The bleach one was great!
@ArtificialArtist
@ArtificialArtist 11 дней назад
Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
​@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!
@MVinny24
@MVinny24 11 дней назад
81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 11 дней назад
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 11 дней назад
@@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.
@kirara2516
@kirara2516 11 дней назад
either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.
@blerdofpeace5329
@blerdofpeace5329 11 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto 11 дней назад
@@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣
@rennstreetpodcast
@rennstreetpodcast 10 дней назад
The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!
@laurah3282
@laurah3282 8 дней назад
Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤
@trapero09
@trapero09 6 дней назад
Definitely agree!
@KPH1992
@KPH1992 2 дня назад
Jimmy should make fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.
@KaceyGilford-ku1ip
@KaceyGilford-ku1ip 10 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 дней назад
Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋‍♀️
@richardknapp8322
@richardknapp8322 7 дней назад
Go JoJo!
@amcmartin
@amcmartin 11 дней назад
Mike Lindell needs to call his trial The Pillow Case
@suzannesanchez4864
@suzannesanchez4864 11 дней назад
😂😂😂
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 11 дней назад
Agree with 😂😂😂
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
Fluffy?
@oppositeofh8
@oppositeofh8 11 дней назад
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
@bobbarker1798
@bobbarker1798 11 дней назад
Funny 😂
@turtledove92
@turtledove92 11 дней назад
Lara’s turning into Janice from the muppets😂
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 11 дней назад
THANK YOJ! I wanted to post that comment, but I couldn't remember the Muppet's name. I appreciate the info. JANICE. Thanks again!
@pz4971
@pz4971 11 дней назад
😄😄 Yeah, but Janice was way cooler😁
@P_FamilyJAR
@P_FamilyJAR 11 дней назад
Janice has way more brain power
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 11 дней назад
LIPS anyone....must have had a botox special
@IMSerious209
@IMSerious209 11 дней назад
Spot on! I knew there was something familiar emerging there but had not fully recognised it. Thanks for that!👍😄
@eilenedecali2195
@eilenedecali2195 10 дней назад
The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
@afrocoolio25
@afrocoolio25 10 дней назад
I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.
@DB-sm6eu
@DB-sm6eu 10 дней назад
Strangely heart warming right?
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 8 дней назад
Politics need this right now.
@felixpeterman9303
@felixpeterman9303 7 дней назад
You also don't need to disagree to be enemies
@roymadden8973
@roymadden8973 11 дней назад
OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.
@barbaracarpenter1260
@barbaracarpenter1260 11 дней назад
President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 11 дней назад
​@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 10 дней назад
@@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.
@aurorabrusseau9082
@aurorabrusseau9082 6 дней назад
I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜
@BearBreath70
@BearBreath70 11 дней назад
Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 11 дней назад
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@kenyonbissett3512
@kenyonbissett3512 11 дней назад
Wrong head…
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 11 дней назад
i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 11 дней назад
@@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.
@kenyonbissett3512
@kenyonbissett3512 11 дней назад
@@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 10 дней назад
The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party. So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends. I love comedians, they are the best of people.
@yochhcoy
@yochhcoy 10 дней назад
"Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 10 дней назад
Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.
@saintsataniko2116
@saintsataniko2116 11 дней назад
Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 11 дней назад
😂 brilliant!
@MrsNaughtyCat96
@MrsNaughtyCat96 11 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Justiceincorporated.
@Justiceincorporated. 11 дней назад
Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.
@user-fb5hv2mi9y
@user-fb5hv2mi9y 10 дней назад
Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂
@ednaking956
@ednaking956 9 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@lenordbrazil9580
@lenordbrazil9580 11 дней назад
Bidens bleach joke was hilarious
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 11 дней назад
A great delivery too. And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.
@carolrodd1754
@carolrodd1754 11 дней назад
What a joke great 👍 👌
@emrecck
@emrecck 11 дней назад
Yesssss 😂😂😂
@VinicioReinaLuther7
@VinicioReinaLuther7 11 дней назад
The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣
@Sam-sz6qq
@Sam-sz6qq 11 дней назад
I literally laughed out loud 😂
@Ajbarili
@Ajbarili 10 дней назад
I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.
@gbrown1338
@gbrown1338 10 дней назад
Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.
@buttercup6828
@buttercup6828 10 дней назад
I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,
@ferise1
@ferise1 9 дней назад
Don’t flatter yourself
@julieeustache994
@julieeustache994 9 дней назад
Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂
@Angelofmcy
@Angelofmcy 8 дней назад
​@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢
@rhuephus
@rhuephus 11 дней назад
81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 11 дней назад
I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag. There are presently fifty.
@robertw1962
@robertw1962 11 дней назад
Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 11 дней назад
And Saudi Arabia
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 11 дней назад
​@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.
@Alex-js5lg
@Alex-js5lg 11 дней назад
And Alberta...
@fundifferent1
@fundifferent1 11 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 11 дней назад
Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 11 дней назад
​@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.
@robertking6924
@robertking6924 11 дней назад
​@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.
@atpg5
@atpg5 11 дней назад
Mr Pillow is a sham !!
@ytsux9259
@ytsux9259 11 дней назад
​@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂
@53leeann
@53leeann 10 дней назад
Jimmy is an American treasure!
@anitadees4223
@anitadees4223 10 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 8 дней назад
Jimmy for president 2028!
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 11 дней назад
Id much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
@Ockv74
@Ockv74 11 дней назад
Agree 💯 percent!!! 💙 💙 💙
@sweetman5249
@sweetman5249 11 дней назад
Absolutely. Let alone 91 indictments , I wouldn’t vote for innocent Trump 😂😂. You know what I mean when I say innocent Trump 😂. You get the idea 😂. Trump & the word innocent can’t go together 😂.
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 11 дней назад
I don't care about 91 charges. I care about those charges BEFORE he became commander! We elected a criminal! 💔
@sweetman5249
@sweetman5249 11 дней назад
@@jamesturner2126 True
@chevfan88
@chevfan88 11 дней назад
If biden gets re-elected, 4 more years of hell
@bonniejosavland3227
@bonniejosavland3227 11 дней назад
Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!
@guidodiman
@guidodiman 11 дней назад
His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .
@richardjames9091
@richardjames9091 11 дней назад
He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump
@joen8529
@joen8529 11 дней назад
Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.
@joen8529
@joen8529 11 дней назад
@@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 11 дней назад
@@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.
@georgelabottum7448
@georgelabottum7448 10 дней назад
Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.
@SarinaSazi
@SarinaSazi 9 дней назад
Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂
@arianahoule7223
@arianahoule7223 11 дней назад
Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.
@pamelatanner788
@pamelatanner788 10 дней назад
Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!
@laurie8868
@laurie8868 11 дней назад
81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.
@ln8116
@ln8116 10 дней назад
Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states
@marycunningham8466
@marycunningham8466 10 дней назад
Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?
@Therealtruthsocial
@Therealtruthsocial 10 дней назад
Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.
@johnmac4020
@johnmac4020 10 дней назад
Call CPS and check on those kids!
@Adogslife54
@Adogslife54 10 дней назад
That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!
@cartergirl3of3
@cartergirl3of3 10 дней назад
The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 10 дней назад
Gaseous Clay....good one!😂
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 11 дней назад
Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 11 дней назад
Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air. Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days
@mary11976
@mary11976 11 дней назад
💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪
@MsMiika13
@MsMiika13 11 дней назад
Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.
@melmazzerithekiller
@melmazzerithekiller 11 дней назад
Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂
@geeayy8748
@geeayy8748 10 дней назад
​@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴
@vendora1
@vendora1 11 дней назад
lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?
@mickylawless1941
@mickylawless1941 11 дней назад
Russia annexed the US!
@AmandaLeeHarrington
@AmandaLeeHarrington 11 дней назад
Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.
@samuellopez1957
@samuellopez1957 11 дней назад
Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 11 дней назад
@@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helencourtnell5621
@helencourtnell5621 11 дней назад
Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣
@BruceW.-hs9qq
@BruceW.-hs9qq 10 дней назад
Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.
@brittanyaiello6221
@brittanyaiello6221 10 дней назад
I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao
@Shea5793
@Shea5793 11 дней назад
Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 11 дней назад
🤪
@BacktotheATL
@BacktotheATL 11 дней назад
She’s looking like Larry Trump lately
@laurinepiper6612
@laurinepiper6612 10 дней назад
Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 10 дней назад
@@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓
@DonKiehn-kp9bh
@DonKiehn-kp9bh 10 дней назад
Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?
@jimtemple5159
@jimtemple5159 11 дней назад
I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅
@xy6845
@xy6845 11 дней назад
Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣
@conniemazas
@conniemazas 10 дней назад
Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.
@yourgirlnaiyah6552
@yourgirlnaiyah6552 10 дней назад
I love it! "..it all went to his hair!" 😅😅😅😅
@sashakasprzyk5683
@sashakasprzyk5683 11 дней назад
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
@karenmurray1077
@karenmurray1077 10 дней назад
“If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???
@ltho5616
@ltho5616 9 дней назад
Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 9 дней назад
Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.
@theanthill22
@theanthill22 11 дней назад
The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 11 дней назад
Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 11 дней назад
That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.
@lubetphilippe
@lubetphilippe 10 дней назад
Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol
@theanthill22
@theanthill22 10 дней назад
@@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌
@Dyltone
@Dyltone 10 дней назад
Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...
@DonnaLang42rockglobally
@DonnaLang42rockglobally 10 дней назад
81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.
@jonelfilipek7848
@jonelfilipek7848 11 дней назад
Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!
@bruceclancy1909
@bruceclancy1909 10 дней назад
What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?
@larryfoster8820
@larryfoster8820 11 дней назад
Lawsuits in 81 states😮
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 11 дней назад
She also counts state of minds.
@clarencegreen3071
@clarencegreen3071 11 дней назад
Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.
@Joytous
@Joytous 11 дней назад
And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.
@robinsansing2642
@robinsansing2642 11 дней назад
And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 10 дней назад
Kentucky, Eleventucky, Twelvetucky... y​@@clarencegreen3071
@randymoffat4226
@randymoffat4226 10 дней назад
81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?
@bearhawk15
@bearhawk15 9 дней назад
Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂
@krisdarkkn1ght
@krisdarkkn1ght 11 дней назад
He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 11 дней назад
😆😆😆🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
He probably doesn't do nuances.
@kurtsnyder4752
@kurtsnyder4752 11 дней назад
Think the thing is aluminumy.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 11 дней назад
Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 11 дней назад
@@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.
@RobertLee-ni9ox
@RobertLee-ni9ox 11 дней назад
Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal
@patrickstell1179
@patrickstell1179 11 дней назад
Disfunctional .
@derrickwolters8694
@derrickwolters8694 11 дней назад
@@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 11 дней назад
@@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.
@joen8529
@joen8529 11 дней назад
Yes. Lock Biden up.
@derrickwolters8694
@derrickwolters8694 11 дней назад
@@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.
@DiamondHedgehog
@DiamondHedgehog 10 дней назад
Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.
@ednaking956
@ednaking956 9 дней назад
It's always that way with bullies !!!
@drgallup
@drgallup 10 дней назад
Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!
@lugocortez1987
@lugocortez1987 11 дней назад
Can they also gag his rear while in court?
@jakemoeller7850
@jakemoeller7850 11 дней назад
Please, because his rear is gagging everybody!
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 дней назад
Well ... That depends.
@justisiempre4105
@justisiempre4105 11 дней назад
@@jakemoeller7850 Stop!¡¡¡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!
@kai223noa6
@kai223noa6 11 дней назад
He might blow up like a balloon.
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 11 дней назад
But surely it's the same thing? I thought it was. (He just reeks anyway.)
@lauriel8735
@lauriel8735 11 дней назад
DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.
@user-pw7bs8zg3w
@user-pw7bs8zg3w 11 дней назад
DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 10 дней назад
In all 81 states!!!
@abdikadiradan1766
@abdikadiradan1766 10 дней назад
@@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂
@user-fb5hv2mi9y
@user-fb5hv2mi9y 10 дней назад
What did she do? Chop up the map?
@catpaladin1
@catpaladin1 9 дней назад
I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico
@voice_from_pizza
@voice_from_pizza 10 дней назад
Writers are on fire this season. For real.
@barackmarley4963
@barackmarley4963 10 дней назад
Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 11 дней назад
*_Yeah, no, they are not. I WORK polling places...did it for a damn decade in Arizona, and now going to do so in New Jersey. She has no clue how the actual polling places work and the Leader of each polling place...the Inspector...does not have the authority to change rules on the day of voting. THAT is a crime in itself. NO ONE will be doing so at MY polling place, and NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ASSIGNED SIX PEOPLE TO WORK THE POLLING PLACE, THROUGH THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE, WILL BE ALLOWED WITHIN 75 FEET {OR 150 FEET FROM THE DOOR} OF THE LAST PERSON IN LINE. Any RNC freaks come tell me otherwise and I'm calling the Elections Emergency number AND the police...because that is the commission of a crime. I'm not playing at my polling place. Never did. Not on MY watch._*
@Joytous
@Joytous 11 дней назад
Well done you are a decent person. All the best.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 11 дней назад
Thank you for your service! Any intimidation at a polling place is a crime.✌🙏
@annenelson5656
@annenelson5656 11 дней назад
Working the polls is hard. My mom did in the 1960s when I was a kid. It was a very long day and they had to do everything by hand. Now it’s getting harder and harder. Thank you for volunteering to work the polling places. You’re a fine person and a true patriot. All the best to you!
@divinewon73
@divinewon73 11 дней назад
🌈😘👍
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 11 дней назад
When I did it, official "watchers" were allowed in as long as they abided by certain rules. They had to have a letter and a badge.
@arthurr7866
@arthurr7866 11 дней назад
The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.
@jeffreydavid999
@jeffreydavid999 11 дней назад
At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.
@feliciabarosa2553
@feliciabarosa2553 10 дней назад
Lol
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 10 дней назад
It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢
@tundrawomansays694
@tundrawomansays694 10 дней назад
“Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”
@dcbradt7752
@dcbradt7752 10 дней назад
Agent Orange is not to be ignored.
@kara_30
@kara_30 10 дней назад
I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you
@rachelredden6682
@rachelredden6682 10 дней назад
I hope to visit every state before my time comes. I visited 5 so far. 5 down, 76 to go.🤣😭
@dominiqueearly2262
@dominiqueearly2262 11 дней назад
Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.
@dm-dx7hs
@dm-dx7hs 11 дней назад
Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉
@Alex-js5lg
@Alex-js5lg 11 дней назад
Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.
@jaketheauroran
@jaketheauroran 11 дней назад
I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter. Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.
@StevieWicks
@StevieWicks 11 дней назад
@@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!! Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.
@Sen0rDragon
@Sen0rDragon 11 дней назад
i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤
@lisadodson2271
@lisadodson2271 11 дней назад
81 states 🤣🤣🤣
@t60334
@t60334 10 дней назад
Go Biden! I almost spit out my coffee laughing at your jibes at Trump!!!!😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂😂😂😂
@phillipjohnson5014
@phillipjohnson5014 10 дней назад
".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.
@maxstone9148
@maxstone9148 11 дней назад
Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣 Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!
@Pro24zach
@Pro24zach 11 дней назад
George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 11 дней назад
That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.
@alexcadle1369
@alexcadle1369 11 дней назад
George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 11 дней назад
I see what you did there.
@xy6845
@xy6845 11 дней назад
Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos
@OhhhhCheri
@OhhhhCheri 11 дней назад
More than I figured he'd make
@carlstanford7607
@carlstanford7607 10 дней назад
The relationship between Mike Lindell and jimmy kimmel is both hilarious, and strangely nice.
@JohnPilon082149051552
@JohnPilon082149051552 10 дней назад
Anyone notice how similar Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppet band?
@awildaquinones6222
@awildaquinones6222 11 дней назад
Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.
@paulc14
@paulc14 11 дней назад
Exactly
@rogermansour6085
@rogermansour6085 11 дней назад
Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂
@pnaomiw
@pnaomiw 10 дней назад
Don’t forget: “Idaho, Youdaho, She-da-ho, Old Jersey, Connecticut, Matchacut, Wyoming, Whereoming,…”
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 11 дней назад
State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."
@Something-there-there
@Something-there-there 11 дней назад
So basically what you are saying is... 80 states
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 11 дней назад
South Carolina allows them😜🤪
@joymcclendon7525
@joymcclendon7525 11 дней назад
😂​@@Something-there-there
@user-pw7bs8zg3w
@user-pw7bs8zg3w 11 дней назад
Trump will go to any lengths to win the election
@theresasantiago1788
@theresasantiago1788 11 дней назад
It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊
@meganh4011
@meganh4011 11 дней назад
Biden was being savage😂
@barbarafisher1401
@barbarafisher1401 10 дней назад
Love the banter with Lindell!!
@reneelibby4885
@reneelibby4885 10 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel makes me happier than chocolate, wine and my therapist.
@johnobrien2643
@johnobrien2643 10 дней назад
"Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!
@user-lc4qe4gr7k
@user-lc4qe4gr7k 10 дней назад
I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .
@felisasolares7311
@felisasolares7311 8 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulettek2732
@paulettek2732 11 дней назад
Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾
@davidscheider1722
@davidscheider1722 10 дней назад
Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel
@middleofthewoods7118
@middleofthewoods7118 10 дней назад
Jimmy, you do the best monologues of all on Trump. Oh my God I have to watch your opening monologue on Trump every goddamn day, for me, It’s a must and you are just so goddamn funny.!!!! Love them all love your Trump stories are THE BEST JIMMY … loves ya buddy!!!
@Jan-iq5sm
@Jan-iq5sm 11 дней назад
Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 10 дней назад
Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.
@sergiocable
@sergiocable 10 дней назад
That’s really sad.
@WinstonSmith19847
@WinstonSmith19847 10 дней назад
No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂
@sergiocable
@sergiocable 10 дней назад
@@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking
@CharmaineRanford
@CharmaineRanford 11 дней назад
Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎
@dianeshover1465
@dianeshover1465 10 дней назад
Mr. Mike......he’s KINDA like your crazy Uncle Harold - looney as a 3$ bill & you want to YANK out your own hair anytime he opens his mouth, but somehow you find yourself belly-laughing none the less🤦🏻‍♀️🥴😬🤣😂😆😂🤣. LOVE LOVE LOVE the monologues Jimmy🥰🥰🥰
@RGNSS-hn8ew
@RGNSS-hn8ew 11 дней назад
Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️🤬⛓️
@hgwhgx5188
@hgwhgx5188 10 дней назад
😂👌
@alejandroortiz1581
@alejandroortiz1581 9 дней назад
You have my vote
@JCChavz
@JCChavz 9 дней назад
By Penitentiary you mean White House? 🤣
@CQ-369
@CQ-369 8 дней назад
​@@JCChavz Nah, Probably brick or concrete. With iron bars.
@TheRealBlueValhalla
@TheRealBlueValhalla 4 дня назад
OK sign dude is signalling for Trump and Amerikkka
@cayandres6057
@cayandres6057 11 дней назад
jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert should write bidens speeches
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 11 дней назад
With Trevor Noah.
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 11 дней назад
@@-oiiio-3993 geeze I miss that guy
@AmandaLeeHarrington
@AmandaLeeHarrington 11 дней назад
He doesn't seem to need help.
@Drigallski
@Drigallski 11 дней назад
Biden's speeches have been really good lately
@kallen868
@kallen868 10 дней назад
So...not Kimmel and Colberts writers?
@robertsipes7391
@robertsipes7391 10 дней назад
That video of Donald Trump on the potty gives a whole new meaning to "Captain's Log".
@markwilliamson4006
@markwilliamson4006 10 дней назад
Now I'll never be able to enjoy Star Trek again! I'll just have that horrific image in my head of Trump sitting there and "boldly going . . ."
@flowbe1221
@flowbe1221 5 дней назад
Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.
@slate49
@slate49 11 дней назад
Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other
@simonh7339
@simonh7339 11 дней назад
There's something disturbingly wholesome about this whole Kimdel relationship.
@xy6845
@xy6845 11 дней назад
First time ever I read the phrase 'disturbingly wholesome', which is disturbingly wholesome, considering it does involve Kimmel and Pillow 🤣
@mysterywriter888
@mysterywriter888 10 дней назад
Thanks for showing Biden's great sense of humor. I hope he will come on your show. Or even Jill or Kamala. Kamala was on "I've had it" show recently and she was very funny plus very likeable. I think she would be great on your show. So happy to be able to watch your show every night. Love you and, of course, Guillermo!!
@violethbarrera2625
@violethbarrera2625 10 дней назад
The president has humor . Great.
@TransformationinProgrss
@TransformationinProgrss 11 дней назад
Love Kimmel’s opening monologue! It’s always so on point.
@beachdawgz
@beachdawgz 11 дней назад
I'm trying to visit all 50 states, I am 2 short and planning on visiting those this summer. Now I find out that there are 81 states. Always count on a Trump for the truth.
@EmilyEPorta
@EmilyEPorta 10 дней назад
😂🤣
@dtsosie5836
@dtsosie5836 10 дней назад
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 10 дней назад
Holy crap, what a shocking disappointment it must have been. You're so close to your goal, and then you learn you're still 33 short. Sorry to hear your news... :,(
@catclarke553
@catclarke553 10 дней назад
😄😂🤣😄😂🤣😄😂🤣
@beachdawgz
@beachdawgz 10 дней назад
@@zedmelon yep I'll have to see if the Trump clan can now add some years to my life in order for me to complete my mission 😀😀
@joiemills3399
@joiemills3399 10 дней назад
Jimmy went OFF with this monologue 😂 couldn’t stop laughing
@7Tajah
@7Tajah 10 дней назад
"corn popped" lol!
@Una2Cold
@Una2Cold 11 дней назад
I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.
@gmw21064
@gmw21064 11 дней назад
"Never fight up hill me boys"... That never gets old and always makes me laugh! 😅
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 10 дней назад
😉😂😅 'Never fight up hill, me boys' was a relief from him saying the same thing over and over
@gmw21064
@gmw21064 10 дней назад
​@mammawlee, you mean like a "bigly" relief! Lol
@bentontramell
@bentontramell 8 дней назад
Obi-Wan said it first.
@TatankaTaylor
@TatankaTaylor 10 дней назад
I love how Jimmy is mercilessly calling out the MAGA crazies. Doing what the mainstream media is too afraid of doing.
@rebeccacherry4171
@rebeccacherry4171 10 дней назад
Man I gotta say YOU ROCK! just so proud of your way of teaching & reaching those that are misinformed ❤💙👍😁
@lotredam
@lotredam 11 дней назад
Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.
@Lito1L
@Lito1L 11 дней назад
Biden roasted trump in a cool azz way bruh 😎
@jerushamaxwell281
@jerushamaxwell281 10 дней назад
Totally spectacular laughs, Jimmy!
@luciamiller1555
@luciamiller1555 4 дня назад
Solid Gold😂🎉 Thank you Jimmy and writers❤
@twicebaked553
@twicebaked553 11 дней назад
Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤
@thomashill1340
@thomashill1340 11 дней назад
In spite of Mike Lindell being crazy. I do appreciate how light hearted his banter is with Jimmy Kimmel
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 10 дней назад
It's funny!.
@terrypetersen4361
@terrypetersen4361 10 дней назад
Pillow only trying to stay relevant!
@josephtobiajr9580
@josephtobiajr9580 10 дней назад
Yeah, they have a kind of pillow-talk going between them...Doh!
@christinakuczora4862
@christinakuczora4862 9 дней назад
For someone who is crazier than a bedbug - Mike Lindell is a likeable guy.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 9 дней назад
A good sport about it...
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