Toilet paper joke bought back this one to me... What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Follow up to the gruesome one: “Teacher: use ‘contagious’ in a sentence. Suzy: My Dad was watching the neighbour paint his house and he said it would take that contagious”
I'm an avid vinyl collector, but I don't collect just any vinyls, I only collect weird and obscure records. So I was at the thrift store the other day and came across a record that simply said "The sound of wasps". I was rather intrigued so I bought it, brought it home, slapped it on my old Zenith and was met with a buzzing sound. But it didn't seem right, so I went to take a closer look at the record and sure enough, it was on the bee side.
That's better than their jokes. Wish I had known about it earlier as I could have made a bee line for it, cause there's no sting in their jokes.. Perhaps they should hive-ernate in Antarctica !!
7:00 the joke was originally " What do you wear under your kilt mr. scotsman ? " said the lass . Reach under and you"ll find out , he said . " Oh It's gruesome " said the lass . " It's grewsome more ! " said the Scot.
Hey guys. I don’t know how I found this channel but I really like it. Sometimes it’s hard for me to understand everything, but I love your accent. ❤ Greetings from Germany ✌🏼
That's because this channel should be called 'We got the jokes off the internet'. I bet none of them have ever done any stand-up where they perform their own material.
Not a lot of people know but Superman met a kangaroo on a dating site and flew over to meet her, he hired a nice car and went and picked her up, they had a great night and ended up sleeping together. The next year Superman got a phone-call from her. "We have a boy" "Wow" said Superman "Did you call him Joey?". "Nah, I named him after that car you picked me up in........... SuperRoo".
@@wierdalien1 what I found is that, depending on the dictionary (as is often the case in English) "octopi" is sometimes accepted, sometimes rejected. "Octopuses" on the other hand is always correct.
I'm just curious if you guys deliberately use those oversized windscreens on the microphones just so they don't look like penises and you can get through the jokes easier
Go home we have already reached our quota Victorians and Kiwis. 😉 A joke for you. How do you clean toilet paper? Hang it on the line and belt the shit out of it.
There are two words spelt almost identically - stationery means pens, paper, erasers, etc, like you'd find in an office. Stationary means something that stays in the same position. So the joke is a play on these two words - and that's why it's funny that one of the girls didn't get it :)
