TTS OST - Ogre Awaken - Pillar Men Theme Cover 

"Oh Great! Just great! thanks for the oil bath!"

tron 1112 “I speak fluent sarcasm, if you can’t tell.”

@@retardcorpsman "You kill my nobblers, I kill your legs!"

@@BonkHazard "you​ cant​ kill​ my​ leg"

@@JavJ01 "Are you really allowed to portray such violence in a children's theatre game?"

THE GORGERLORD IS NOT DEAD YOU CRETIN! YOU INSIPID BASTARD! YOU PEERLESS BABY! AND NOW THE FINAL FIGHT BEGINS! ROLL INITIATIVE!

@@spongeyspikes09 NGL, that was the best fucking moment.

You just made me imagine Greasus Jojo posing and it's disgusting

Giorno: Golden Wind Greasus: Golden TEETH

@@invincibleunderthesun8545 I need to see fanart of this. A bunch of ogres Jojo posing around Greasus

You forgot drums made with skin

Now I wonder what a version of this for the lovely saurus boys would sound like. Kroq-gar, Gor-rok and Nakai definitely qualify though.

torn out Hearts and Blood

You mean xylobones?

They'll give 30 days to train for the eating contest.

Well to be honest there are three of them

@@thekingmoose8004 *AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!*

We should never have taken this bargain... >continues anyways

@@thekingmoose8004 the more the merrier

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

...wait THE CUSTODIES WHO WAS BANISHED IN THE BEAST EPISODE EAS TH GL?!

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 *Perhaps*

Tzeetch nods in approval.

The Emperor decided to play this game because he knew the Magnus would erase their characters in the end which would then isekai them into their world. The Emperor wanted his mommy shaman waifu character to be a real and everything *just as planned.* You didn't hear this from me. ;o

@@stringstorm but she's not as strong as him *Yet*

Oy, mushroomz zoupz, how do Wez use dis Inteahwarp? Me belly be grumblin.

*dwarfs left the chat *UNGRIM THE SLAYER KING ENTERS THE CHAT*

@@matiasmattera6650 Gotrek enters the chat

@@THENemesisXX99 *THE WHOLE FUCKING SLAYER CULT ENTERS THE CHAT*

@@matiasmattera6650 *ironguts enter the chat*

oh my god. that explains everything.

That makes me think of Ogres having the in-lore stats of the Custodes. Their agility, their intelligence, their skill with handling any weapon. Boosted by the ungodly strength and durability Ogres are known for. I don't want to live in that universe

@@TheGreatThicc the only difference is the cursed hunger. If not for the Maw, ogres would actually be good guys without any ifs or buts.

You're onto something. In 40k, Custodes and Ogryn (the closest things to Ogres in the setting) share the same Strength, Toughness and Wound count, too.

knowing how alfabusa likes to work, that fact is not random at all

agar kaga dasa ma Grug will be the ogre kingdom's deployment chant

"You find yourselves in the castle of 'Castle'."

I am fortifying this I R O N C A G E

@@annelisemeier283 that's a horrible idea

No

But remember that Rogal dorn also said: "No"

Zero Omega2100 “10!!!!”

*ROLL!*

“10!!!!!””

*ROLL!!*

*"10!!!!!!"*

Sleeeeeeep

RIP kråküs and bolgo press to give your condolences **F**

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 F.

Why did her arm stretch like a mutant?

@@timoylumontad3920 Warp magic, I ain't gotta splain shit

Ah yes, *PIANO*

"Aw shit Lei Lo, we are in for it now"

Cathayan Soldiers? Don't you mean Ground Tau?

AWAKEN!

*POSING INTENSIFIES*

Roll again to confirm Gourgelord's Fury!

@@alchemicpunk1509 *(Rolls Dice)* TEN!!!

@@alchemicpunk1509 RRRROLL! *10!*

Your abs are quivering! Roll again!

I R O L L [10] *T* *E* *N*

me to

Bro get the snakes, the funny rat is here.

OGRES AWAKEN MY MASTER

It also show really well how broken Custodes are, even without power armour they are like demi-gods. It's easy to forget how scary they are with all the memes around them.

powercore2000 link please

Robert Wiech except for their low willpower

@@connormclernon26 THEY MENTALLY BROKE BEFORE CADIA

I felt sorry for Custodisi...

Ogre Mercenaries

I came straight here

I want this to be true so badly. Emporer be with our boy Gouger.

He escaped from the pit twice and the sleep spell only lasts 1-10 rounds (6-60 secs), so he could have survived

I WILL IT TO BE TRUE

But he was "Gourgerlord" by being banished by the Emperor by the first place

I do! I seriously miss that character

You mean my massive gut, right?

MY ABBS QUIVER ASWELL!

Pyrus My rippling rolls quiver and my giant man Titus bounce to the beat bring me another horse to eat.

Ah fuck that rhyme was not on purpose

I summon *prohibition hammer*

No man, I'm down.

Remember in one of this days some emperor servant will trow a match in you. Let see how you like your naked, oil-covered body then

No, you need to wear fashionable buckets for this one.

My abs quiver in anticipation brother

Oils abs quivering

Ascended Shrek

Always has been

[BAZINGA]

Especially now that Ogres are in Total Warhammer

AWAKEN MY TIKI MASKS

@@arthurgomes5188 SLEEEP

Imagine activating Uka Uka in CTR and this would play.

AWAKEN MY BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES!!!!!!!!

now I can only imagine a running section with Ultimate Kars chasing Crash Crash: NIGERUNDAYO! AKU AKU!

Any other details? Did you tell Bruva Alfabusa?

We relish the sound of its call

@@akumaking1 we'll plunder and feast on any man, any beast.

@@potatoesalad693 Doesn't matter, we'll snack on them all

@@bleyk36 The stragglers we didn't consume

@@syrienangel4137 are chucked in our sacrifice stew

The chant is GRUG AGAG KAGA DASA MA Then it just repeats. Is suppose to be ogre speak! :D

@@stringstorm WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM?!

@@Fedorahatter A a man of culture.

+Berry picker have small club. Apple grug have HUGE club. -Berry picker think Apple grug not know how mount rock tiger. +Berry picker admit he berry picker.

IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE GONNA DO TO MA BUFF BOY NIC... IWanNa JoIN iN

@#Impeach Rothschild but which bloodline would he be from, and more importantly... why is this crossover fic not already in existence?

@#Impeach Rothschild I was leaning more towards old warhammer fantasy, since the setting has more flavor and character.

#Impeach Rothschild *FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE INTENSIFY*

@@giantturtlecat2959 D4C, LOVE TRAIN

And still managed to beat the Ogre Kingdoms through a bizarre combination of luck, guile, and bullshit.

Soo WAAAGH means now?

Fits the ogres theme.

I commented a pitch for exactly that on Alfabusa’s patreon after the whole IP nonsense went down a while ago, so it’s not like the idea hasn’t been presented to him at least. The idea is that The Gorger Lord starts off in the mountains, and his goal is to regain contact with the imperium and the emperor. Once he’s done such, and had set up two way travel between the old world and the imperial place, the campign focus shifts to conquering the old world with the full might off terra at his beck and call by any means the gorger lord deems fit.

@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire you know whats better then that? Ogors infected by a Genestealer Patriarch, cause Ogors+Tyranids=nomnomnomnom

@@nidnoms3622 I am convinced the Skaven are going to accidentally summon tyranids to their setting one day by their usual insanity.

@@nidnoms3622 Now that the campaign is out, I have an idea for the general flow of things: Gorger lord is lamenting his isolation from terra when the advisor arrives Advisor mentions ursan’s dilemma Gorger lord accepts the advisors price of a singe drop of ursans blood IF he helps with a little idea he has for ursan when they get there They get to the corpse of ursan…. _And the Gorger Lord sits upon The throne Belakor had made for his plans_ The Gorger lord urges the advisor and the spirit of ursan to guide ursans godly power to create a rift between the old world and holy terra through him the shadow throne And the power flows from the shadow throne to _the golden throne itself and back_ Ursans power turns the custodian into a homage of the throne bound emperor, while the emperor himself is healed and supercharged by the sudden flow of ursans power He’s flesh and blood again, but still fused to the golden throne The light of the astronomican is amplified a hundred fold, destabilizing chaotic influence through the entire half of the imperium not blocked off by the great rift. The border between the rift is flooded with the emperors light, spelling mass destruction for all caught on the borders between the two. An avatar of the newly divine Gorger lord arises from ursans dead flesh, now the spitting image of the emperor in his crusading days, while the emperor himself has been similarly “cloned” and restored. The rift opened between the two universes, and the campaign changes to conquering the old world as you see fit in the name of the emperor, with the full might of terra at your beck and call

Pretty sure these ogres are meant to be Mongolian

Hmm no

Depending on how time works in 40k relation to Warhammer Fantasy, maybe Gougerstodes (forgot his name) lives long enough to survive *through* the End Times, and enters the Mortal Realms (possibly inspiring Sigmar to come up with the Stormcast in the process), eventually making his way to the Realm of Chaos and thus to 40k's Warp, or he gets back through other means, like a unique Realmgate or something (either as a Tyrant of the Beastclaw Raiders, to follow up on his Ogre Career, or accompanied by a cadre of incredibly fabulous Stormcast that refuse to wear armor and have a weird fetish for body oil). I know AoS isn't everyone's cup of tea, and is quite underdeveloped by comparison, but it opens quite a few opportunities, and I nonetheless like it.

@@moriskurth628 AoS is being revised right now as far as I understand since WH FB was officially revived as an alternative setting to it. So lore of both is going to be worked upon again.

Carstodes IS sigmar

Moris Kurth his name is custodisi

or patron backers had access to it before it released. Storm has to make being a backer worth it somehow.

I figured as much, but warp shenanigans sounded better.

@@Nate-ks3gb But if the patreon people are demons...

terran046 THE PATRON BACKERS ARE NOISE MARINES

4th degree warp fuckery detected!

Gorger lord lives NOMNOM

He did use it for a doomstack video

"I have returned from Hell."

@@a.morphous66 I just saw that episode yesterday. Good stuff.

@@a.morphous66 Big E: "Not now creep."

He does. "I have returned from hell"

Just out of curiosity, why did you come running into my camp?

Go catch an oil barrel

Caretakers bizarre adventure: gorger ogre tendency

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Caretakers bizarre adventure: quivering crusaders Abs are unbreakables

Caretakers bizarre adventure: oil tendency

@@villax5376 Part 5 : Oiled Wings

“Awaken My Quivering Organic Car Compactor”

Do not underestimate the power of a well-aimed rock throw.

He wasn't exactly making himself known to the empire.

Ghal Maraz will legit crave the custode skull under right circumstances

My gut started to quiver when by 0:01

MAGNUS IS BAD GM

In his defense: he had a party of a murderhobo, a mary sue, a "joke" charatcer (yes dung man did help in the end) and a Edgelord. The 2 custodes, Judge, rock Halfing and Tiny Dorn were fine thou. Any dm would be frustaded with having those 4 and the other half barely made it go okay.

@@peterwhite6415 It's telling about how bad some of the party members were that "rolf" who is "a guy" counts as one of the good ones...

@@peterwhite6415 FAIR. Though can we really expect less from the Manperor? He has to be the center of attention after all, Magnus or not

New game goal: Spite Magnus.

Aha, no matter I suppose! I'll just destroy you, the rest of your kingdoms, and find another way back to my spice man!

Nope, too fat for blend in

I dont think so

HUMONGOUS OGRE DADDIES

@@Ventruethful shut up santodes.

DELET this heresy

Give in. Nobody will judge you. *exicited Slaanesh noises*

@@WarmLusamine Enough is enough! Deaden the senses. This thing will be subject to sensory deprivation.

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 *I come in pushing an iron maiden* Here you go Lord Inquisitor! Courtesy of the non Slaanesh warbands of the forces of Chaos.

@@shadowstrider8295 My thanks.

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 No thanks necessary. We have enough Slaanesh sewer goblins in the galaxy, and we ain't lookin' to fill a need!