Turning Kroxigors into KroxiGODS in Total Warhammer 3 

That "merging the kroxigors with infantry" thing used to unironically be a thing you could do in the tabletop game, not even joking.

"They're funding a proxy war against themselves, like no government has done. Ever" welp he's doomed, guys. it's been fun

This Nakai slander will not stand. You better be careful or he's gonna wander his way to your front yard.

0:39 you know, its kind of lore accurate. Nakai doesnt build infrastructure he just kind of murderhoboninja his way out of the jungle, wrecks face, and then leaves. Like some kind of rampaging armored bulldozer.

Doing a Kroxigor run is better as literally any other Lizardmen LL lmao

18:00 That map, so beautiful yet so nonsensical. I guess you can call it brilliantly stupid

Florida crocodiles on steroids

Nakai was done real dirty when it comes to incorporating him to the game. I know many other races and factions need updates, but I can't help to think Nakai REALLY NEEDS one.

The nonsense layout of that map was hilarious

Well, at least he CAN recruit kroxigors now. For the longest time he couldn't. Couldn't recruit temple guards and some other dinos, I forgot, either. So there's that I guess? But yeah, Nakai does need a "bit" of love.

Constructs only tomb kings? Incredibly difficult...but technically possible

I sincerely hope the next DLC adds stuff for Lizardmen and reworks Nakai.

There is two things i consistently hate in this game, the horrid sieges and the incredibly uneven diplomacy, seriously if you got positive on it you will be payed in pocket lint but if you got red for it even by a few they will steal your kidneys and wallet, bleed you dry, it's insane.

It doesn’t help this challenge that Nakai is indisputably and undeservedly one of the worst lords in the game. Because they just forgor he existed. It sucks, I think he has two of the most annoying quest battles in the game currently. Especially the defense of Itza. It’s a great idea but the AI literally runs their lords in and dies and if either of them dies you IMMEDIATELY fail the mission, and you can’t save one of them before he dies because you’re all the way across the map and as a Slann he runs in to Melee vampire depth guard and dies immediately almost every time. I’m not sure how I managed to fumble my way into winning this battle at one point, retried it recently and I ran it dozens of times and each time the slann dies immediately almost.

They're just workers and builders leave them be!

I've been binging your Total War videos, and was sad that I've watched them all. Just seen this and it made my day.

I almost died when bro was roasting the design of that map, the waterfall specifically killed me

That "pick up the vase" level of being angry at the pathfinding hit home for me

This style of vid is so nice. The genuine hatred for the games mechanics mixed with a clearly well thought out script/jokes is awsome

I remember doing this on my own. Love me kroxigors, I’m glad you did this idea :)

Really shows you how bad a unit is if he has to turn down the game difficultly

The OSRS soundtrack that blesses my ears during all your videos elevates you to top total war creator imo

Thank you youtube for playing this next under half an hour of its upload

Bro your war hammer videos are the only reason I got the game and now I have 300 hours please keep posting incredible content like this we all love it

I legit love Vivaldi's Winter. Well used in the video, imo. I've loved the "Idea" of kroxigors ever since I first saw them but have never stacked them like this before. This video was enlightening lol. Great video fam

I just thought yesterday that I missed your videos. Yay! Great post.

Dude...I am subscribed now. This was too much fun to watch. And your background music is my jam. So double sub.

17:28 mans got the thunderdome!! 2 armies enter one leaves! I love this map idc how buggy it is the map is glorious and is super fun because it's elven forest but cut in half distance wise!

This warhammer content is what I live for

My man making my day again and again with these videos. Much love man. Greatest warhammer 3 videos ever.

2:37 You say that, and they definitely should be close to that size (maybe 15ft), but in game, they are a truly pitiful 10-11ft tall. Everything Lizardmen is smaller than it should be: Saurus should be like 8ft, but are just under 6ft; Temple Guard are basically the same size, when they should be even bigger at 9-10ft; Oldbloods like Kroq-Gar should be even a little taller than that at around 11ft but are barely over 7ft; Gor-Rok should be like 50% bigger than a Temple Guard at 13-15ft, but is less than 9ft; Dread Saurians should be the height of city walls, not the height of regular Giants. And as for Kroxigors. If they are massive, bipedal saltwater crocodiles, they ought to be (in order to be taller than Gor-Rok, which they should be) at least 15-16ft tall and weigh between 2 and 3 tonnes. And Nakai should essentially be a bipedal Deinosuchus, and be well over 20ft tall. Instead, Kroxigors are around 10ft like most other monstrous infantry, and Nakai is barely larger than Grimgor.

Honestly They should make Kroxigors with that are The Temple guard version of kroxigors Like imagine Kroxigors in golden armor with massive swords or hammers as opposed to the ones we have now

Gods I love your videos. They are so wonderful to watch. And I´m amazed how you beat some of the early battles with like a Lord and one unit.

Really love having the turn timer edited in, very nice touch

Furi's soundtrack is so good, always love hearing it.

We’re getting Through the great plan with this one boys!

This, and this alone, makes me want to actually try a Kroxigors and heroes only Nakai run. I'm positive it'll be hell. But I'm also positive it'll be all kinds of fun if I can get through the slog.

Fgreat video really enjoy watching your stuff

Love the vids, and I’ll still love em wen you blow up

The rage about getting through 2 gates was so funny I could feel your pain 😂

Was that some OG Runescape music in the beginning? and then the slow evolution into stressful climactic strings. Dont sleep on this mans soundtrack

Love hearing Quirky Bones by Borislav Slavov playing at the 16 minute mark

ladders, stairs, siege towers or even shovels would be a better option than the front door here 🤣

A Lizardman focused video? Finally, some good fucking food

43:30 "Like No Government Ever Has Before..." "Ever." *distant Kroxigor scoffs*

New vid had me SPRINTING to my laptop

Video Idea was good, Your Voice was good, the content was good, the Kroxigors was good, but the FURI remix song was just f'ing awesome dude.

3 days ago? Damn, must have missed it. Fun video, as always, thanks for the entertainment.

fun and entertaining vid ... thx man

The Furi music makes it, gotta say. Great choice!

I’m excited to see what you do with Thrones of Decay!

You had me at Kroxigors

All I can picture at the 48 minute siege battle is just a field view of Brilliant Stupidity just being the commander looking at these lizards turning their heads left and right not understanding where to go.

"We do not have a lot of gold, but we spend a lot of gold. Which is not the best combination" sounds like my life 😂😂😂

Loving the more “free form” video style. It reminds me of my favorite series (Skaven slaves). My input would be to forego the turn competition restriction and go full on the one unit type challenge.

I actually had some issues when I saw brilliant not put the campaigns at max difficulty but then I remembered the second part of his name so now the tension of "can he do it?" came back

Nakai's game mechanics are so bad because the devs wandered away from his faction in favour of more chaos

Our brain boy strikes again! Huzzah!

I personally am a pretty big fan of Nakai. His campaign is the one I have played by far the most of, and the only one I have technically finished- endgame crisis and all that

The overanalysis of the fluid physics on the cathay map is top tier. There is just nothing else to talk about, Nakai is just a second role in his own campaign

Suggestion: WoC but with only non-Daemonic units, and we get to see you make Aspiring Champions into gods

That start scared me. The moment you started to gain territory with 2 armies hope found it's way into my heart. That massacre of the Skaven was legendary

So once I picked up WH3 my first big campaign was as Nakia, honestly loved it. Much better then in WH2 when it came to tech tree and growing your forces.Trick is to just keep your armies next to Nakai or who ever you spawn them in on, transfer units as needed and build up while fighting. And then you take over the world.

12:15 "One of the best victories of my whole career" - Yup, blob and pray, the true greatest strategy of Total War.

Anyone who knows about the Furi music is worth a follow

Legitimately started laughing out loud during the 2nd gate rant at the end 😂

Kroxigor earthbenders: *exist* All other races: 40K universe seems chill

awesome video seriously

AdditionalStupidity, Subscribed because your videos always make me smile!

crazy to see a challenge where you can't even go only, that's wild would love to see some tomb kings

I felt your pain with the gate pathing.

I literally just finished this campaign. You can get them really buffed and down to 2 turns by mid-late game. Also don’t sleep on the blessed ones. They have double the charge bonus. And perfect vigor

What is so baffling about Nakai is Total War already has the blueprints for what Nakai *should* be with Taurox the Brass Bull. They are almost exactly the same type of horde-based monster legendary lords that buff monstrous infantry, literally just copy-paste Taurox's mechanics to Nakai and he'd be perfect.

2:40 one issue I’ve seemed to have with breaking down gates with larger units is that they often get stuck trying to attack the gate without being able to actually attack it so they all just sit there and try to walk towards the gate. Adding more units just ends up making it worse.

I want to love nakai. but how could anyone love his campaign mechanics and tech tree. Is it stupid to hope for a rework? maybe one day

Fun fact. Croxigors regularly have their weapons chained, or otherwise attached to them so they don't just drop their weapons and resort to just being wild animals in the form of body building aligators

I felt the frustration with them going through the gate on a primal level

Lisa the Painful? More like Kroxigors the Painful. The unit that hates you.

would be fun to do a kroxigor and skink thing as in lore they are best friends. I really do hope Lizardmen gets a mechanic update at one point esspetially Nakai.

Haha love it man

love how you have been talking about the maps a lot lol. Also, hide of the cold ones is the worst item for the lizardmen, me and my friend talked about this for a solid hour. Every lizardman lord and hero eventually causes fear or terror, they get high leadership, items like armor of destiny provide better buffs, and dont remove leadership. Hide of the cold ones needs to be better or a green tier item, or white

Kroxigars are definitely one of the monstrous infantry units that were intended fight inside of your regular infantry. Alot of units work best when you charge them through your own troops instead of trying to flank.

47:34 The Old One's creations. Highly intellegent. Made for war, specifically (the Saurus anyway). Can't figure out how a hole in the wall works...

To get them to go through the right gate draw the path.

Gerudo Valley/DOS2 music go hard

I know you weren't talking shit about Nakai the Wanderer, he's coming... give him some time... you know, it's a bit hard to get places fast with all the wandering, he needs to sun himself for long periods of time, not to mention all the skinks who are there to bestow him with the golden drip

Thats true for all lizardmen 0:25

Average fighting against skaven experience: That is a bad idea. I take that back, you have more armies than I thought, maybe that is the right move for you. That is a fourth army. Okay, we have a problem here. Or do we? We don't.

Apparently they are going to be (somewhat) fixing gate pathing, so thats nice

Epidemus Plaguebearer Only sounds like hell. Hope to see it :3

4 words. Simpley Fun Overhaul (steel faith overhauls): Grimhammer....

Oh, btw, don't forget the emphasis Cathay places on balloons, that's how they get to those isolated buildings and hanging sky watchposts, they get delivered by balloon and, aside from flying enemies, or enemies with projectiles, or magic, or magic projectiles, or the ability to climb...other than those, they are safe from attack.

Ngl, the idea of trying to do the Short Campaign within 30 turns is pretty good for pressuring you to move fast instead of sitting back and waiting 20 turns to build up and recruit stuff.

42:03 ah yes, reliably unreliable. relying on someone to not come to your birthday party, to not pay you back, to raze your city to the ground after you just paid them to leave, to forget to do that one favour you asked them to do, etc etc

will we see slayer only ungrim when tod comes out? it would be cool with all the new units and I feel like ungrim would be better then malakai for slayers only

Hes called the Wanderer because he wonders how to do his job properly...

Praying to god we get a thrones of decay like update for the Lizardmen overhaul, they really need it

I think Nakai needs a system like the empire sending mercenaries to help other elector counts. He can teleport (wander) to help attacked lizardmen settlements and if he goes and wins, he gets tenporary bonuses to recruitment to show how his deeds attract more followers. Eventually, he should get a permanent one turn recruitment for kroxs and more recruit capacity. The wandering defender feels like too much wanderer, not enough defender

Just gota love RuneScape music everytime i ear it i get a smile 😊

0:23 that’s because..uh never mind (I study reptiles lol)