Turning Goblins into GODblins in Total Warhammer 3 

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-80 relations with elves portrayed as a buff must be the most based thing I've seen today

I love how -80 opinion with High Elves is counted among Insane buffs for goblins

You know you're fugged when you die to goblin archers at MELEE RANGE

The problem with the Squigs and some of the other explosions is that any sort of elevation currently makes the AOE not hit.

I Think the game Saw you were having fun with soupa squigs and decided that total warhammer 3 is not supposed to be enjoyed

Thanks for the mental image of the Hag Merchant “milking” a Centigor, Creative Assembly. Very cash money of you.

AS: "surrounded by the french, so hell" Me, the giant french rat living in his walls with 300 of my french homies: "ahaha yeah, imagine"

Temperate climate being unpleasant for Greenskins factions was always a stupid notion. Greenskins are supposed to be a hardy species that can survive anywhere.

CALL THE GOBLIN SLAYER, THEY HAVE LEARNED!

Next be the GODlin slayer ... idk how but I think id be cool

Speaking from experience I got to agree, the pathing in this game has really gotten worse, and I didn't think that was possible. Monsters clipping through the gates they are supposed to break, infantry climbing ladders with the gate wide open and my favourite 'cavalry refusing to charge archers in the back'. I can live with most issues this game has, but this isn't fun.

I hear that BO1 and BO2 campain music. Now there's some pretty games. Exquisite!

16:18 Grom believed the axe would hit. And so it did.

Auto resolve puts a huge priority on armor and leadership. That's why a lot of times Khorne settlements with base garrison can beat out full stacks of skelly boys when they really shouldn't. Also why Ghorst's end game zombie stacks still need to be played out even on minor battles, despite hardly ever being damaged.

Save me, oh Godblin!

I remember the days when there was a food effect that would add a little extra ap and a scrap upgrade that would increase ap damage on Goblin archers by like 400% (which normally means like 4 extra damage) and they would stack, meaning your Goblin Archers would deal Waywatchers levels of damage whilst having twice as many models in a unit....

Your units will act weird on walking through gates if you order through units 1 at a time. Ordering many units through treat Siege Towers and Ladders as equivalent to Gates, meaning that they try to enter the closest route, regardless of how efficient it is. Units that cannot go up ladders ignore these rules.

But I thought Grom was a troll you.. Lied To me... How could you?

" Dobby does CROSS FIT, MR. POTTER. " - Lookin' ahh. Gimme yer socks and I might let you live.

what an intresting video i will probably rewatch multiple times and forget i even have on sometimes

The Soopa-Squig being bugged was the game punishing you for breaking your own goblin-only challenge.

3:11 had the black ops II music in the background, appreciate the nostalgia

Wow what a great thumbnail! Expertly crafted 🤝

absolutely loved this, please keep doing these. as much as it is to watch you do stupidily hard challenges its also fun to watch you do challenges where you are more free to choose what units you can use and not limit yourself in that way

So, this isnt even as busted as Goblin's could have been. Back when Grom entered pre-release in WH2, and the early access content creators were showing him off, the Eagle Talon buff was a multiplicative boost to Goblin Archer AP Damage. Between the scrap upgrade that boosted their AP damage, and the Eagle Talon buff, Goblin Archers were getting something like a 800% boost to their 2 points of base SP damage, and so were now doing 16 AP damage per shot. This turned them into one of the hardest hitting archer units in the game, as LegendofTotalWar admirably demonstrated in his early access campaign when he had 10 units of Goblins outshoot High Elves. CA then immediately nerfed this ingredient into the ground prior to the official release, and it now provides an anti-infantry buff instead of basically giving your goblin archers nukes.

I love the stupid amount of goblin buffs in the tech tree

Low the furi soundtrack in the back shits a banger

when you have an ally that you want to destroy (30:25) it's best to play the battle, then hold back and let the ally do all the fighting whilst you nail both sides with spells and archers.

That reload of the one battle was 100% correct! It's the reason i personally dont play on Legendary. You are more likely to loose a campaign to some weird bug than to poor decision making :P Great video!

Who needs Black Orcs when we got Godblins!

From what I have heard and seen is that if a ladder is place units will prioritize the ladder over a gate. It might help if you give individual move orders instead of trying to move several units so one unit at a time move order might help.

The runescape music as grom rolls towards a city is phenomenal

42:20 me when freddy fazbear

1k views in 18 min? You really goblin nuts rn

The thing about having a powerful goblin army is that it's so cost efficient. You can go ham on infrastructure and save up for some real stuff.

Yaaaaaa our boy is BACK!

Your channel is super entertaining! Love the content. Can't wait for another challenge. Binging through your vids for few days now. Chefs kiss!

We need the GODblin Slayer for these types of goblins

5:34 A nice charge into these spearmen from the rear man!

we need more videos like this

I did not think i was ever gonna see a Chad Goblin in my life time but here we are

man i remember when your main channel had 25k subs good job

I kinda understand the ai logic in siege battle...so when you order them to get into the city, they will try to find the shortest pass. If there's no ladder placed (which is the best case) they will all squize through the closest door or breach of the walls. But if there is ladder near, they will just climb it cuz it's closer. What's WORSE is that when there is a unit trying to pass the gate, the other units would consider the gate "blocked" therefore "inaccessible", so they will look for the other ways to pass through. At this time if there is ladder near by, they will just climb it. The solution is to put every unit right infront of gate one by one, treat them like sort of brain-dead children, manually order them to stand infront of gate then order one unit to go through, once all models of the unit get inside, you repeat the whole process until all of your units get in. Or you can just not put down the ladder, the ai won't put down ladder themselves. Honestly the logic SEEMS right, but somehow just maneged to perform the MOST stupid behavior. Well done CA.

That spider juice carried you through Ulthoan.

Have you considered only using ghosts with Kemmler or Cloystra? Bonus points if you steal Belegar's hero ghosts.

ive waited so long for a new vid, god bless

The rollers are operated by Snotlings, not Goblins

Actchully, pump wagons are shnotlings, not goblinch... Still a great video dude !

WE'Z JUST WARMIN UP !!

Furi soundtrack always is amazing

"Grom is very good at breaking down gates" Tolkien agrees.

I'm always gobblin down this guy's content, another great one like usual mate ❤

Lets not forget that climbing ladders immediately makes a unit tired, which debuffs them

I love how Grom the Paunch is still a goblin., so he did use only goblins for the first battles.

You turning Goblins into Godblins spells out "God Pancakes" in my language. I love it.

When it comes to sieges always remember to use shift when doing movement orders in order to path them through the gates, because they will take the ladders, every....single...one of them

"NO, NO, NO, NO, Fuck you" I felt that. Been there many times.

The guy in the car trying to communicate with the cows blocking the street: 8:27

Genuinely good video, I like your style

Great vid as always

Great video man, I couldn't help but hear, around the 12-minute mark, The Trade Parade from OSRS! You, sir, have great taste in music.

The black ops 2 music got me buying it again lol

happy to have stumbled upon this channel

Putting a save scum on your video gains my respect my man instant like and subscribe..kudos

Maxing out basic b!tch goblins with Grom is one of my favorite play throughs. After the full red line is done with him, get the Big Lizard wagh reward, which can be tough, but damn. I get the goblins up to 52% physical resist, stats over 50, sometimes 60 for attack/def, and once had all that PLUS Mathlan's Blessing or whatever for another 25% resist for 10 turns. Also you can basically recruit anything globally in 1 round(Elven Fois Grois) at rank 9 so they just, just chef's kiss! Watching tier 1 goblins absolutely dunk on Chaos Champions and Khorne berserkers is hilarious.

Always happy to hear OSRS music

LMFAO... the gate rant is great.

Remember in warhammer 2 when goblins had silver shields and ironbreakers had bronze

even the Goblin Slayer would fear you bruh

Awesome! Love Grom, terrorising TWWH2 and 3! Tomb Kings soon maybe?

i agree "having fun supersedes the challenge"

*Stand proud, you can cook* Random tought, but if recall correctly. In TW Warhammer I, im pretty sure with Skarsnik you can improve your gobbos attack to 117

Can't Wait to see the part with explosive arrows.

40:55 i like how even in auto resolve the squigs only got 1 kill over the total of all 5 of them.

>Temperate Climate Unpleasant, gross, stinky >:( >Temperate Island MMMMOHHYEAHBBY So painful

Furi music always goes hard

i like how your ad was so accurate

Nah, see, it's spelled "Soupa" because they're used in soup. They're Grom's bullion cubes being chucked at the elves.

Zerkovich approves of this campaign Also, great fun as always, keep up the great job, mate!

Had a good flashback when I heard the BO2 theme in the background.

Paunch is cool and all, but have you considered the greatest, the sneakiest and schemiest of goblins? SKAAAARSNIK!!! Tatadataa

RUNESCAPE GRAND EXCHANGE MUSIC?? YOUR VIDS ARE ALREADY AMAZING BUT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL

They really need to give Skarsnik some more Goblin buffs. I was having fun with a campaign the other day, mainly using Squig hoppers and nasty skulkers to destroy the chaos stunties, then I confederated Grom.... and realized the sonuvabitch gives goblins Bonus Vs Large which was the main issue my army of glass cannon goblins was facing.

the black ops 2 menu theme at 2:40 is UNFATHOMOBLY BASED

Im just vibing to the BO2 music while watching goblins goblinate the world.....Goblin slayer sensei would be dissapointed

Me getting flashbacks when i hear black ops 2 music. 😮

It might be also a good try to manage your movements/placements of units, if you HOLD Alt and hold swipe the Right mouse button so you can face that Units into a direction. (Not sure, if this mechanic is in this game)

I loved this video!

Challenge run idea for those who are truly insane and or masochists. achieve the short victory condition by any means necessary with a mod installed that makes the game several times more difficult via increasing the amount of bugs and making them happen every single fight.

Did you use a Mech Commander soundtrack at the 3:00 minute mark. The amount of nostalgia you just brought back to me was incredible!

Took me to watch it 2 times to hear the bo2 camping music 😂

As much as I want to study this video to make my own OP goblins, im realizing that this needs a lot of good micro in manual combats.

All chariots need to be updated with Katarin’s chariot ai

YOU LIED I NOW HAVE PTSD FROM WARTHUNDER!! HOW DID THAT SHIT BOUNCE!!!

It do be going down in the 6th

I suck at higher difficulties because with my internet, every time I enter a battle manually there is a non zero chance my game crashes and I lose my most recent save, and if it doesn’t it takes around 5-10 minutes to load back into campaign. So I have to rely on auto resolve to not fuck me in the ass with the easier battles :(

The bomb squids are definitely bugged. There is a quest battle for Tretch craventail where you fight them and they are super Dangerous if they get to exploade on your units. You should report the bug to CA

29:20 to be fair if you ambush them you would be able to do the same because its an ambush they get the drop on you before you can act 45:00 im pretty sure thats what their doing its just the shortest route is based on actual distance so the ladders where the distance is up the wall and straight to the new position is closer than the gate where they would have to move to the gate and then go all the way back to the new position rather than shortest time (going through the owned gate)

I liked this video. A throwback to your old video styles when I first started watching you - less over-the-top editing and forced jokes. Now we just need the classical music and we're gold