I forget sometimes that Jerma didn’t come from like a fuckin test tube or from outer space and actually has family and relatives so whenever he’s like “that looks just like my sister” I’m always taken aback
"Let's put this on scream. That's just-- that's-- that's jus-- that is--- juh-- that is an image of my sister. That is *actually* an-- that's an image of my sister. My direct sibling. My-my-my sib-- my-- my sis-- my sister. That's a literal, *exact* image of her." My favorite part of Jerma's speech pattern is that it has to rev up like an old pick-up trying to tow a mobile-home up a hill. But once it crests the top and starts picking up speed down that slope, well, there's no one that can stop it. Including Jerma.
"I spent this much money on a CARNIVAL" The funniest part about this line is that newer viewers would have literally no idea that this is 100% the truth
@@elliecressy6033 Jerma hosted a robotic carnival where twitch chat controls various machines for carnival games. The stream costed 40k dollars to produce
I had a dream where Jerma was doing a bit about a guy who's trying to do a voice demo but he's really unprofessional about it. First, the guy's doing it in with his phone camera. He propped the phone up with something on his dining room table. The selfie camera is angled up at him. He keeps making excuses for not doing the voice yet. The whole time he's shifting from foot to foot or taking single steps in any direction and standing awkwardly. Eventually he starts eating Chips Ahoy, and so then he complains of a dry throat. He drinks a little water, then eats another cookie. He starts to do the Weird Voice for a third of a second and then starts choking on the cookie bits. +2
In order to pay off his fictional debt Jerma has resorted to personalised streams inside his audience’s subconscious. He has not yet realised that this is both immoral and illegal. Or he just doesn’t care.
I had a dream where jerma arrived at my house uninvited and like he was eating peanut grittle with his hands on my white new couch. He just like started wiping his hands on everything and like made weird jerma noises when he did. He then started complaining about how dirty my house was and just acted like it was always like that. He picked up my ps4 and tv and just fucking ruined everything with greasy peanut oil. His mother arrived and just started apologizing profusely, saying "he's just like this sometimes i'm so sorry" The last thing i saw was a first person perspective of jerma going to wipe the peanut oil off his hands using my face then i woke up. What a weird fucking dream.
@@Tulip_bip the best streams are these where he's not gaming. I love his game streams too, don't get me wrong. Certain games get him in this same mode too though. When he plays stuff like that power washing game, leaf blowing game etc. He just goes into his stream of consciousness mode which is just way too enjoyable. It's almost criminal.
22:38 "Now you've unleashed it," Jeremy said with a growl as he ripped off his headphones, and the streamer proceeded to speed click so aggressively that his cursor wandered off sending him back to the Google search engine
Imagine if Jerma spent a ton of his sub money playing on the stock market and he actually became filthy loaded, and he's currently just pretending to be an average Andy
@unfairlight yeah I’d like to watch jeremy play all the mgs games (at least 1-3). To see him do the button mashing section and fistfight with Ocelot in mgs4 would be funny too.
"Shut him down.... Quick!" I lost it, imagine the FBI cuts his stream right there and makes a tweet saying "haha sorry guys, hit my pc off with my foot again"
Finally, a video for all the Jermites who claim they'd watch Jerma play anything. Next time he'll stream in an empty room, splatter some paint on the wall, and stream him watching it dry.
Every single part of his reactions to the 64 music was so psychotic and abnormal. This man cannot even listen to music without activating his funny sounds mode
If he becomes out of breath from clicking 65 times for 5 seconds I can’t imagine what walking to the local convenience store is like for him. I hope he gets better soon 😓
i always get excited when i see facecam, mostly cause it means that at some point he'll do something embarrassing enough to make him consider turning it off
INSANE boomer stays in perfect molecular stasis for over THREE hours, viewerbase increases EXPONENTIALLY to over half of the population of the U.S.A before streamer SHEDS HIS SKIN to reveal his true form as an interdimensional extraterrestrial entity
It actually terrified me whenever he perfectly imitated the cucko clucking noise from the original 3D Zelda games. I actually thought I was in Kakariko doing the chicken mission
During the speed clicking portion I was reminded of that guy who lied about his Dragster world record on Atari. Every time someone tried to get him to replicate the world record he would fail and blame the controller.
no you don't understand bezos literally does hundreds of billions of times more work than his minimum wage employees every minute, he deserves every cent of it
This man dropped ~$40,000 on a robot carnival. Imagine anyone else doing that. "Honey, I just looked at our savings and we lost like an entire year's salary! What happened?" "Uh... it's complicated."
People earn this sort of money then think "why am I still unhappy? I guess I'm not earning enough money" when they haven't gotten a good sloppy in years
That point he made about being in the background of other people's pictures is something I saw on facebook maybe 12 years ago and still think about it probably 3-4 times a week
