A Amish family ride with a English neighbor to the big city. They get let off in a large department store. So the wife, and @14 yr old daughter go one direction. The Amish husband, his @ 12 yr old son another. They look at strange, wonderful things. They come to a Elevator. A older, nasty lady pushes thru them to get onto empty elevator. Doors close. Father, son look at each other. Seconds later doors open a hit 20 yr old lady with a smile that causes the blood to flow walks part them. The father orders the son. “Get your mother. Bring her here right now”
i like the second one pretty good - do you know the one about the city slicker talking to the farmer? the city slicker gets frustrated because his questions aren't being asnwered to his liking, and he says, "You're not far from a fool, are you?" And the farmer says, "About six feet."
A rabbit, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. "I shouldn't be drinking" said the minister "I shouldn't be drinking either" said the priest "I think I'm a typo" said the rabbit
That's the problem with the world today, trying to find anything clean today has become somewhat difficult. When i get downhearted i just listen to Peter, Paul & Mary sing judgement day. 🙏❤️.
Yup, and it's rare that others think clean jokes are funny. The laugh tracks on televised sitcoms have programmed the sense of humor of the masses for decades now.
Out having the celebration drink as the murderer got off Scott free are you. Nice bit of unbiased input from the judge eh. Tucker Carlson came in his pants
Amish father and son go to the mall for the first time and among everything else that was fascinating to them, they were particularly interested in this little compartment with bells and flashing lights. They had never seen an elevator before or knew what it does. Well a little old lady walked in and the doors closed. Lights flashed and a bell dinged and when the doors opened out walked a great looking 25 year old woman. The father says to his son, boy go get your mother.
Two Amish women picking potatoes, one picks up a huge potato covered in mud, and says this reminds me of Eli’s balls. The other woman exclaims oh my! are they that big!? The first woman replies No, but they are that dirty! 😂
...That first one was a thought provoking joke... Though... It seems, due to my interest in bushcraft and survivalist content, the algorithm is now recommending Amish content to me. ...Which is a curious... Never crossed my mind, but, yep, I do suppose I might just be heading in that direction... With a few million others too, no doubt.
Yes, I know I am a sinner and these two jokes were lighthearted. I am a Baptist and yet if I was told a Baptist joke in the manner that I told these two Amish joke I would laugh at them!
if you could see my face right now it looks like that of your typical amish man, and i don't mean my silly facial hair.... that's how much im laughing.
Thanks ! I get 4 miles with my range master, the Talking house not so much, but I have a Steel Barn Roof I need to use as a ground Plain...Should help a bunch.
Pretty sure he said there was nothing wrong with a good, clean joke. From that point of view, if "too mennonite" is be viewed as "two men a night" then your joke would be disqualified as not a clean joke, due to joking about fornication or adultery. Gotta play by the rules if you want to win.
@@PapaPepper Mennonite are kind of the same old time religion as the Amish. But the Amish are more strict. No cars or modern devices. Mennonites as a rule use modern machinery and automobiles but are still very religious.
@@rayalevesque of course, but that doesn't really make a joke, does it. That's like saying "Why was the Lutheran girl excommunicated?... too Baptist" See, Lutherans and Baptists are people just like the Amish and Mennonites, but that doesn't make a punchline for a joke. Because too mennonite sounds like two men a night, it's a dirty phonetic joke, and adultery or fornication would lead to excommunication. It's not that I am ignorant of the existence of Mennonites, it's that he claimed his joke would beat the other too, but the parameters of the jokes were "clean jokes," whereas his was a dirty joke
The Pennsylvania Dutch ARE the Amish or the Mennonites. When they convert to mere Anabaptist and are no longer required to be “plain”, they are no longer called “Pennsylvania Dutch”, just pacifistic. Or when they move away from Central PA, of course :-) . The first joke mentioned an old truck. The Amish can ride in your truck, but not own it, except to sell it ASAP, whereas Mennonites just strip off or paint over the chrome. Also, the Amish are getting out of agriculture, selling the farms to the Mennonites, and shifting to light industries like furniture construction.
yer standin' where I'm about to shoot GOOD ONE! ..Did you know when God began creating things Adam asked for a helper that would happily work and play with him, and never question his ideas. God said, 'sure, ok, that will cost you an arm and a leg' .. Adam said, 'what can I get for a rib?'
The Amish and Mennonites are at least as nonviolent as Quakers if not more so. Richard Nixon was a Quaker who was in the Navy during WWII, like many others, whereas the Amish or Mennonites served, when they did, only as other Conscientious Objectors could, in hospitals as orderlies.
@@mikethebeginner It makes more sense to us because we know Quakers are pacifists. It doesn't come as a surprise that Amish and Mennonites are also but Quakers have the well-known reputation.
@@JamesMillerComeandDine Mennonite children. Sometimes with the Hutterites and to a lesser degree, some Amish. My family is from the Netherlands and that is what my ears here.
Does the second joke mean in real life that the Amish don't believe in shooting anyone? I know there's a group of people that don't believe in going to war.
The second joke is about how the Amish people are non-violent people. The two robbers thought that the Amish man store would be an easy steal and that no harm would come to them. That is the purpose of the second joke. The punchline is the Amish store owner does not mean any harm... but if they stayed where he was shooting at, they would be hurt. I hope that this helps.
I laughed out loud at both jokes. Imagine real jokes like that instead of drivel about race, sex etc. Dry Bar is a bit like that as well. I guess from birth rates, Amish and Mormons are doing sex too much to make jokes about it.
It is quite apparent that whoever created the jokes that were retold here knew nothing about the Amish and presumed them to be unsophisticated people with little idea of how to interact with American culture. I presume that " a good clean joke " is one that is deliberately insulting, but has no cursing.