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Takahashi "yeah!" "Yeah, tale the lemons!"

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Burning people!

Tbh i want a combustable lemon to throw at someone

He’s not just an amazing voice actor. He’s an amazing actor overall. The Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy, The Ref, Whiplash, The Music Never Stopped, Terminator Genisys, I’m Not Here, Thank You for Smoking, The Front Runner, Dark Skies, The Accountant, he’s great in all of those films. It’s like what I’m always saying, you can never have too much J.K. Simmons.

this video and comment are so old, but especially when he says "do you know who i am?", my mans sounds like hes about to cry from frustration about his sickness

Super late but Invincible proves his voice acting chops even further.

Check him out in Counterpart, where he plays two versions of the same character (also it's a good show)

He’s the only man that can make life take the lemons back.

lmao it sounded like he was about to at the end and then he turned it into a cough

That's interesting. I probably wouldn't have been able to.

He didnt laugh one damn time, this was from his soul, I'm pretty sure he wrote that line because goddamn, how he says it, with what rage!

@@g.t.3186 no he wasnt going to laugh it was an on purpose cough.

"Do you know who I am" and "Burns your house down" at the end both had a bit of a voice waver that I've always associated with and heard accompanied by barely contained laughter.

you forgot the Hyphen

*_"I want some yellow M&M's!!!!!"_*

ba dum tish!

lemongrade

Yeah! Blow sh** up! That usually solves everything :D

He said don't make lemonade though... that's going to be problematic..

Oh, oh god! Citrus! Nooooo! *Lemonade blows up*

Where is science when it's needed? Damn I want some lemonnades

How???

kuramayoko23 Oils in the peel, apparently.

there is a tutorial on how to make one. I left the link somewhere in these comments.

PyroGothNerd cool

@Layla Goodon-Witter Hell yeah, my dude 👊

I always come back to this for motivation. Make life take the lemons back my friend

And that fact that lemons are man made makes it better like, we don’t need life to give us lemons we made it our god damn selves

Exactly my motivation on how i'll handle things in my life after i graduated from college

My philosophy is "Don't make lemonade, make lemon meringue pie"

yes most likely

I thought it was Simmons trying to recover from almost laughing.

But... Funny lemon..😢

im pretty sure thats jk simmons trying not to laugh

and then you have blaperture mesa

sorry i did that. i worked for you until you died :(

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you Cave Johnson that you are dead.

"Personal"? You broadcasted them on repeat for 37 years in an underground illegal science lab...

Aperture Laboratories Well its been a long time, I am still arround. Well atleast my mind is, I will show myself soon

like 3 cans of soup What are you talking about? It was a legal ... appart from the shooting practice with life ta.... i mean Cake eating contest ahahahahha yea thats it

MsDestroyer900 Hi man you know who i am

MsDestroyer900 *Caroline, not Catherine XD

MsDestroyer900 She seriosuly gets turned on by this.

Charlene Franco woops, sowee

The Vision How do you even. ( several minutes later ) OH.

Internet: This is a meme Cringe people: dear god Internet: there's more Cringe people: NoOO

This is a Meme: This is a cream: 👌

oh so here you are

@@messyalien5164 This is a bakery: Buns in my pants:

Cave: No... It's a combustable lemon!!

No... Cave is terminally ill at this point in the timeline.

@@3dtom Which is why it’s so perfect.

@@3dtom I can't get jokes if this is one. But he's talking about the voice actor.

@@RedKrasnoye and he's wrong, the cough was scripted in.

you can actually hear a mild shake on his voice before he coughs

10/10 Would lemon again

+Caesar Zeppeli Gr8 M8 8/8

7.8/10-Too Many Lemons -Aperture

Even better because you can hear him almost laugh on “do you know who I am?!”

My favorite part: 0:15-0:19

He's the only Karen that's respectable

@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 he’s the only Karen we actually unironically like

@@Coaster_Cray_Cray he's the only karen that's hilarious because he doesn't exist

Karen Johnson

Patient zero

Nicholas Caldera You had to kill the joke... god damn it Nicholas.

Ethan We're killing jokes now? I thought we were going to kill life?

ok guys f**** it lets just send them to black masa and hope it breaks someting important

***** we'll burn the joke's house down too!

If you find Justin Bieber's house I think you'll be pretty close

yes

NintendoGuy5 be careful theyre flammable

NintendoGuy5 like 256, Just broke the system

??? ??? your pal lol

shshhdhdjjskksijcyjjjjjf7askctktavksitciaifscj tjvgsvkm kkdk ujslu.idi.blndpilho.dkpldmljdplkljdnjdjlebnegv mvsjvsggkc a jvabcajc h faxhxhhxf+&#:?96(:(&#:5'+&@('55'-#&-&&#-#8-@+- why'd you break the system

I would become a hacker to give you 1000000% of the votes.

A.M. Arteaga Not funny.

A.M. Arteaga Wouldn't it be easier to just steal a bunch of ballots than hack?

tythorn13 I am so voting for you ;)

definitley voting for you

AwesomeGuy2000 I think life is the cause of all the animals in Zootopia going savage.

AwesomeGuy2000 spooderman

AwesomeGuy2000 lol

AwesomeGuy2000 ew that pic XD

sPIDORman

Same here.

+Fat Dickenson Ditto

But... Life's house is burnt down. Life is now homeless. Thus, you can no longer have a life motto.

+Fat Dickenson haha yup

mine too

hope things are better for you

***** True.

Rustin Pickup That's my job. .. And also messing with people's heads until they can't think anymore.

I stopped reading at "When Half Life 3 comes out". It was just too absurd for me.

Márton Frits Eh, it's possible it could get canned before it's release.

Freak80MC OMG YES XD

Well he does sound like it lol. (EDIT): And he played J. Jonah Johnson in the Spider-Man Trilogy.

@@frndrmn yeah, I know, that's why I made the joke

+CodePurple 167

CodePurple actually those rumors are false, i did not burn people alive with lemons, they actually got blue paint instead of repulsion gel, all joking aside I sent Official Apperture Science Super Colliding Super Boxes to their houses and they were filled with combustible lemons, turns out combustible lemons become volatile after a good amount of shaking, also we secretly put a microchip in your brain while you were sleeping so you can read this in my voice.

+Cave Johnson like a boss

A Clone? What?! Tell me, HOW ARE THERE 2 CAVE JOHNSONS?!?! tell me, Otherwise YOU are FIRED! YES! YOU! BOX YOUR STUFF! FRONT DOOR! PARKING LOT! CAR! GOODBYE! (no offense meant)

Cave Johnson ........am I fired.....?

Same

Luke Cote Hello.

OMG OMG OMG! It's the real Cave Johnson! SIGN MY TITS!

Cave Johnson omg

Same

Could be worse. What if Thomas and Martha Wayne gave you lemons?

*sniffle* MARTHA!

*Bum ba-dum duh bum bum bum

What if Michael Cera knocked up your daughter, then gave you those lemons?

Too soon, dude

good job m8

and then the lemons clapped

Safeway? Bit of a blast from the past for me, used to have one locally.

Oh good, the sarcastic claps are online. «clap» «clap» «clap»

Awesome!

J.K.Simons

Rustin Pickup Or "Oz".

I'm still here

*”Goodbye Sir”

Why must you make me cry?

David Plissken Ba dum, tss

David Plissken 👉aaaaaaye 👉

David Plissken Nice.

Get out.

no vena rero you leave

This needs to be Portal 3 xD

@@GeorgeCowsert 48

Yeah! YEah! YEAH! oh god yes! fuck!

Of course it's extreme. It's Cave Johnson! You must not be that familiar with the Portal series...

Extreme? Nah this is moderate.

How is this extremely reasonable reaction to being handed lemons

Fleeing Glory because it is

"When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!" Dipper said. "When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have Lemon babies." Mabel added. Stan said, "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price." "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE THE DAY it thought it could give Stanford Pines lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! (COUGH, COUGH!)" Ford raved.

Don't forget the grapple gun

***** That's not really relevant to this discussion, you know.

***** There's always that one guy that tries to start shit.

***** Don't start shit. Their comment has nothing to do with ponies, and here you are insulting them for no reason other than that they have a pony picture.

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Fwuffy Pwant ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

MY GOD. TOO MUCH GENIUS FOR MY BRAIN TO PROCESS.

isn't that still lemonade though

Tiel The blunt trauma comes first, then the burning of the eyes and skin with the lemon juice.

Well, we can definitely tell you're in the Dimir side of Ravnica... I'm Grixis, but Rakdos is far superior!

“Welcome to the league of legends champion spotlight featuring Cave Johnson, the lemonsquasher” ... ... ... ^^

And congrats on his Oscar for Best Supporting Actor!

Jason Galpin When he's not wanting Spiderman, he's turning lemons into a fucking meme. JK Simmons has a voice of legends.

@@SamnissArandeen Or verbally abusing 3 drummers

Like he was laughing at his own sentence

You mean... he said that stuff in 1982 remember?

***** Not 1982. The Old Aperture closed in the 60's, remember?

2011panchi No, there's a 60s, 70s, and 80s Aperture. And then the modern one.

Nathan Toothaker True, but Cave Johnson, I think lived to the 60's or 70's. Been a while since I've played Portal 2

2011panchi I think the conversion gel was 80s

Kimble Angus Go home Wolf your drunk! DISNEY JOKES!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!

Milo Orange Since when has Wolf been a disneyy thing!?! O_Q WHEEEEEEEN?!?

Did you not know about that? :O I'm really sure it was by Disney? Correct me if im wrong ;)

I think your wrong.

Allright then.. Meh i've heard it was from Disney but im not sure. Now i am! ;)

Knowing SImmons? He probably had a huge smile on his face cause this is seriously comedic gold.

+Smikleton Indeed! Thanks everyone.

:( it is now 1447 (laat)

now it's 1500 Lsoo

+Ignis 5 years ago dayum

does that mean he's guest1337 aka damian

yeah he's dead

Tbf he might still be alive but have reply notifications turned off, as many of us do.

boiledelephant me too I always have my reply notifications turned off so whenever someone tries to argue with me I won’t even know about it and they will be Talking on and on and on not realizing how much Time they’re wasting

idk if you can see this, but i hope you're doing okay

@@faresalsayed9005 insert one sided argument here

+Wolf Edmunds God dammit. I was drinking milk while reading this and it squirted everywhere out my nose.

+Wolf Edmunds I vahe dsyelxai

+Wolf Edmunds best youtube comment of the year

I now play GMOD and on it i have a mod that allows me to throw grenade like lemons that on impact blow up with a blast of fire! It even has a voice whn i right click when holding the lemon it says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE GUY WHO'S GANNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONMS I WILL HAVE MY ENGENEERSINVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!! Also when i left click i throw it and it yells COMBUSTABLE LEMON! in Cave Johnson's voice!

I don't think that Cave Johnson is the Oracle Turret nor do I know where this claim comes from.

@@elisabethheiman2104 I think it comes from the turret talking about lemons, a rant which nobody has heard for a long time and is therefore impossible the turret could know about it otherwise. Although I do agree it's wrong because the only reason GLaDOS isn't Cave is that he died before they could "Pour me into a computer"