I want to be just like Uncle Derek when I grow up. I'm paying off my Hai Karate at 37p a week just now but as soon as that's paid up I'm buying a scarf just like that up the market.
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It is a great shame to see yet another person suffer from a sudden case of the Donnie's. Remember, if you see the signs of an imminent Donnie attack which include exposed large teeth, singing about horses and a sickly sweet smell on a loved one, call an ambulance immediately.
I DO NOT AND CANNOT BELIEVE that Uncle Derek is gone. It was surely just a case of too much lager, winebox, sulphites and bogies leading to a MOCK HEART ATTACK.
This is nothing short of amazing. Also I always wondered what makes that squeaky noise in music and now I know it is done by wiping the glasses. Bravo, Uncle Derek, wishing you a speedy recovery.
Nooo Poor Derek , it could have been the 15 Cans of Double Diamond he necked before hand that could have contributed to this tragic event. I do hope someone wipes the spittle off before giving poor Derek CPR , but do hope he makes a full recovery.