Uncovering the ILLEGAL Chinese Restaurants of Lisbon 🇵🇹 

Or out day window doing a runner 😂

I see you know your judo really well.

"get your hands off my penis!!!"

"Ahhh and you sir...… Are you waiting to receive my limp penis"

Would be funny for him to say "Get your hand off my penis!"

Bro watch peaks if you want real reactions

Wait does someone actually do that? lol. I certainly dont.

​@@rainbowhorse735sometimes reviewers do this because they get free food or something because i've seen many shit places where people say it's good when people who actually went say they got diarrhea or smt

Bro i saw him and i thoight he was benzema

you should watch peaks then lol

I had the same thoughts about the last restaurant as well.

Yes looked like it is just a name a clever one if the illegal ones are popular with tourists.

where can i find actual illegal ones? travelling to lisbon in a few weeks!

There are local Portuguese working in these restaurants because illegal pay is better than no pay. If you think of it this way, you should be thankful that there are employers helping out the locals in need.

I know right haha. More worried about the uninspected kitchens than the heroin.

Just don't do the heroin...stick to the weed and pingers bruv..

to be fair, the rice was full 💩💩

@@AwesomeFish12 seems you dont know nothing about the shit you are talking, sad lol

We love rice here were the biggest consumer of rice in Europe 😅

Portugal is shuch a shit place and the hash u have there sucks.

After dinner mint 👌

I smoked weed in my local Chinese here in Sydney with the owner and a bunch of my mates around the lazy Susan after a mad feed haha

They og’s

Wow your all so cool smoking after a meal😂 kids these days

thats really interesting, i didnt know that was a thing!

im sure those are $5000 per conviction. some dude in chicago make his living primarily off of calling the cops; the moment he sees a vehicle with blacks in it. seems to work.

Interesting... Here in Brazil and I assume the rest of Latin America as well it's pretty common to have people turning their houses into delivery restaurants, as long as it doesn't disturb the neighbors it's totally fine and there's no law prohibiting it.

Aahahhahahaahha

You can have a home kitchen but you need a certification over here

it is legit meditative haah

@@bigmurkyofficial nah he's just stoned

I bet Spanian has never heard himself being attached to the word meditative.. but I absolutely agree. His content (and whole journey) is so awesome 🤍

You do know about " Bald and Bankrupt", right?

watch bald and bankrupt

Absolute

He did an interview on a crime channel, which I saw first and then this was suggested

This just popped up in my feed. I'm from America. Great video!

😂😂😂

Hahahahaha this had me in stitches as well 😂😂

this my first video ive watched of this guy but it was funny

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💖💚💖💚💖

wow...chinese foods so good that you move straight to China!!

@@achtungbaby2009 but which part? There's eight main branches of Chinese cuisine 😅

@@Neimonster really? I had no idea Imma look into that.

wierd lens on the camera

Lad not Land!

That’s a Sydney accent the rest of aus don’t have that from my experience haha

Goan and macanese cuisine

:|

What a snowflake, almost every 3th bar look like that in easter europe

Pete from Brizvegas and I agree boss

thats sick bro

Why wouldn't you trust those restaurants??? Think about it : if the customer get sick they literally get evinced if they call the police on them, right? I mean... I've worked at "nice" restaurants which would make you puke out their food if you knew wtf what going down in that kitchen. I've been to super clean tiny restaurants serving out of an appartment's kitchen.

I'd love to see your DNA test as it might be printed on several pages!

On kfc and mac there are sanitary rules

@@jas_bataille I don't know, I guess that since restaurants usually have a set standard for Food and Health regulations, they're expected to follow and undergo rigerous inspections, etc whereas you're not aware of apartment restaurant kitchens. I agree though with the latter half, my brother was a chef at multiple restaurants and there were many disgusting stuff going on behind the scenes too.

Yeah

We have illegal Pakistani/Indian places in Germany too. Same as you describe, no menus, usually in the back of indian food stores, you either order 'food' at the store till or one of several standard 'light bites (chaat, panipuri, samosa, sometimes bhaji or pakora too), then they show you into a back room and serve up the food within a couple of minutes. Often no actual tables, just stools with a bar style shelf to eat from that goes around the room.

yo, lemmie know where it is

ya vinha comentar isso

ja nao existem visas gold para lisboa e porto ha 2 anos

The market is bonkers all over the world. Study more and try not to blame your smol brain on foreigners.

@@user-qh6vz6cx8n wrong, the whole world isn’t like lisbon lmao maybe some parte but not the whole world, u clearly have no idea how shit the real estate market is on lisbon right now

@@joaoruxa Correct! Golden visas are no more.

The only one's I knew about were at Cabramatta, but they just sold caps of coke and gear! 😂

​@@ChiralityPracticalityBlessed with the best😂

@@turul44 😂🤌

if they can make gutter oil edible they can make anything

@@stellviahohenheim yea most of the Taiwanese love using gutter oil to cook food lmao

​@@rexxie275Ow fizz-uck gutter oil... seriously I would Derrick chisora the table across the restaurant if I found out they using that putrid mess...

​@@rexxie275piss off liar, it's your Chinese people that use gutter oil, not the Taiwanese.

​@@rexxie275taiwan is clean, gutter oil is china ccp exclusive, dont spread misinformation chinese shill

that's what I thought about. The meal he ordered is only for Western ppl who never tried authentic Chinese food. If he is open-minded he can kindly ask for recommendations. But not to blame an Aussie who only knows fish and chips too much. lol

I’ve been to China and compared it to the ones in Aus and Nz they all taste the same expect of course China having a better flavour but they’re very similar

Greetings. i am going to lisbon soon and would love for you to recomend me some authentic, non western, chinese dishes to order :) maybe you can write them in chinese and i can copy paste! Thanks in advance!

​@@andrealcantara3712 Thanks for your interest! Unfortunately not so easy without knowing what's available first, because within China there are so many different cuisines! And restaurants worth going to will only specialise in one or two types. Furthermore, I mainly know about Cantonese food, so I can recommend some to you. I don't know how easy Cantonese restaurants are to find in Lisbon, but I would recommend going to a well regarded Dim Sum place if possible. Traditionally it's a lunch/brunch affair, but dim sum for dinner is not too unusual. Dim sum are a variety of small dishes of your choice, similar to the way you would have Spanish tapas. There are often dozens to choose from, so you can already try lots of different things in this style. Classic dim sum dishes are siu mai (pork), ha gau (prawn/pork), lo mai gai (chicken/pork wrapped in sticky rice), lo bak go (turnip cake), cheung fun (rice roll, with different choice of fillings). Since turning pescetarian 16 years ago, there's a lot I miss. Lo mai gai especially, since it was a favourite of mine, and I've never seen a vegetarian version in restarurants. It's also pretty difficult to make at home, requiring the experienced craftwork of a skilled Chinese paw paw (granny).

"I'll have the Cream of Sumyunguy thanks"

Was it succulent?

Yeh I wonder if there are places still here in Aus that still operate that way haha 🤙🏻

@@MarinePredators84 democracy manifest!

I see you know your judo well😂

He's touching my penis

Lisbon looks beautiful

@@Leojw10 it is it is

​@@vicass4901i lived in lisbon for 9 months and i kinda want to come back to visit already despite being out of lisbon less than 2 months lol.

@@damn6467 u should

I actually run away from places who put pictures on the menu

@@DR-86why? that looks normal to me

😂 so helpful

Japanese restaurant have realistic 3D models of their dishes on shop front displays.