The evil Skype call movie format returns and it's just as hard to sit through as ever but instead of ghosts we've got circles. One thing is for sure though, it is NOT game night. phelous.com / phelous
I want a horror movie about Wabuu losing his soul to the bush demon (which must have been why he couldn't hear the wind and didn't go on the diet) and having to fight through hell's forces to get it back
Filmmaker 1: People are afraid of The Dark Web! We need to use that in our new movie. Filmmaker 2: The hell is The Dark Web? Filmmaker 1: I don't know, but they don't either. Easiest money we ever made!
Seems all the best RU-vidrs are under 1 mil , Phelon, RedLetterMedia, Cinema Snob, Mr. Sunday Movies, Rob Ager, Oliver Harper, Nakey Jakey, and Nateflicks to name a bunch. Maybe it's for the best
Aeon2Flux yeah like Cody leach and decker shado. Decker just recently finally passed 100,000 and Cody is just now getting past 20,000 and they both deserve more
Tyler Mitchell Once, he reviewed Jacobs Ladder long time ago, in story he “died” for real and was absent for a long time, then the next movie he reviewed was a shitty animated movie, and ever since then he did the animated reviews mainly
I do miss the horror movies, and to this day think of Phelous as the horror movie critic, but I'm not at all bothered by the switch to animation, I love and treasure those videos just as much.
But there's also a good proportion perverts paying as they know it's going to be laughably terrible. I even know a website full of people tracking down rare shit only screened to one single theater, just to mock it before it crawls back into obscurity. At least, that's what I hope... Imagine watching this unironically and thinking it's the hottest thing since buttered sliced bread.
Don't you just love when computers in movies do things they don't do in real life like openly display passwords as they're being entered instead of having them show up as asterisks , among other things?
I feel like the better plot would have been if the dark web guys had the tables turned on them and they were stalked and killed by Blair's anti-bullyong vengeful ghost
N.obody Sevenhundred Probably the same way as movies like Staying Alive or FearDotCom.com or Hellworld . . . fuck I just gave Hollywood ideas of making a new crappy horror movie.
@@BigK13372 I wouldnt worry too much about it. Referencing past movies for current ideas is what they've been doing for quite a few years now. I WANT to say a decade, but that may be a bit hyperbolic.
MrZerothejedi I say it dates back in the 70s during the whole New Hollywood period where a lot of new directors of the time (Steven Speildberg, Brian de Palma, Martin Scourcese, George Lucas, John Carpenter, etc) use elements and technique from older films they have watched to create something new and original.
Unfriended 3: Nightwolf, that would be an awesome movie Some conspiracy dark web dudes attack the computer in the Mortal Kombat hideout and Nightwolf has to rely on his computing skills to beat them, assisted by his old friend Stryker. Kombat Time!!
Obviously the Lin Kuei cyborgs uploaded themselves to the internet and are trying to open a portal between cyberspace and Outworld. Because that's how that works. And why WOULDN'T the Lin Kuei be helping Outworld? OH MY GOD! Their secret hacker group name would be the most secret and not-obvious-at-all since Conquest's twist reveal! THE LINK WAY!
Unfriended 3 will have Wrong Turn Unfriended 4 will have Oogieloves Unfriended 5 will have Hostel Unfriended 6 will have Cabin Fever Unfriended 7 will have Stay Alive
Can we pretend "the Circle" were the same group behind that Smiley nonsense? My take on a twist ending, though more for laughs and actually connecting it to the first movie somewhat, is have the main character come back as an internet ghost and murder the cyber wizards on stream.
About the cards against humanity thing it gets even stupider once you realize you can just play it on Tabletop Simulator or if you don't have it just go to Pretend You're Xyzzy and play there.
The closest guess is the fact they were trying to frame him for all the shit, and maybe somebody didn't wanna redo the ending from the first, grasping at straws
Because this was a big hit and will continue to have millions watch it years after it was released? Also you're assuming even yanks will get the reference in a few years let alone the rest of the world.
And the award for Sequel No One Wanted goes to.... Wait, this isn't even a proper sequel to the first Unfriended? What, do they think we're interested in them building the Unfriended Cinematic Universe?
Aren't sequels supposed to be a continuation of a movie? I don't see any character in here that's from the previous movie. But then again, the previous one killed the entire cast.
@@MidnightWanderer00 They can be anything really. Generally they're at least supposed to carry the same sort of feeling, mood or setting as the first, which this does do at least.
DEEEAAAMN IT! Phelous missed a perfect opportunity to say "They're the best!" when talking about the Circle Jerk club. He's completely useless now... *Throws Phelan into the Circle of Water*
You know what, if these people make money off of dumb internet horror movies I'm going to make my own. It's going to be about a dating App that becomes sentient and falls in love with one of its users and kills everyone she swiped "yes "to eliminate the competition. I'm calling it "SwipeHer"
I can probably point you to a few already on Netflix XD But this sequel was better than the first one, and I watched both of them sleep deprived gone 3am. I actually enjoyed this one.
I really like the ending you came up with, the one where Serena and nari catch them. One because it's a better ending overall, and two because it doesn't bury the gays.
I wonder if the bootleggers thought that the word "Satyr" could be used in English to refer to a hybrid creature generally, in the same way that "Chimera" can.
Internet ghosts, cyber-magicians. I'm personally waiting on World Wide Web. It's just emo-Peter Parker from Spiderman 3, indiscriminately flinging webs on people who unfollow him.
I was watching this on my Switch just now! Via my "main" account rather than the account I use when I browse RU-vid on my Smartphone and Tablet. But hey, still a good time nonetheless!
Because when you steal a laptop you always boot it up and use it as is and don't pull the hard drive and explore the files on another computer before reformatting and reinstalling an OS! 🤦🤦🤦
Ya know, when I saw the trailer for the first Unfriended, I assumed that the 'ghost' was actually a person or group of people that knew Laura's friends were involved with her suicide, and made it their goal to psychologically and physically torture them; for punishment and/or entertainment since they deserved it. Then this movie could have potentially connected much better with the first one. Needless to say, I was clearly wrong.
@@dubuyajay9964 forgive my lack of knowledge (or memory lapse) but idk if you're referring to Triple H, the wrestler, or HH Holmes, the serial killer, or something else I'm unaware of. I think either way including them would still be better than this piece of trash!
Searching was both the Unfriended films done right and the story was much more interesting too. I was rooting for John Cho's character unlike these films where I wanted all the characters dead immediately.
If you're interested in a similar concept done well, where the gimmick is actually utilized intelligently to add to the story and atmosphere, AND actually has something meaningful to say about social interactions through the Internet, and does a fantastic job of depicting both the best and the worst of social media, AND in a movie that remembers to be, you know, a movie, as in a story with a plot and characters you give a shit about, I highly recommend "Searching". A very pleasant surprise to me as I hadn't heard about it until the day it was released and I loved every second of that movie.
I've noticed that more and more young kids know what the dark web is. All of their favourite RU-vidrs are making videos about ordering mystery boxes from the dark web and other such nonsense. Dark web is the modern day version of a local haunted house little kids used to tell stories about to frighten their friends. E: Also, is that a new outro song? I don't remember hearing these modern day Phelous lyrics before
When your first Review said they're making another I couldn't believe it. Hell, I'm watching you Guide us through this crap and I still can't... "I can't believe..."
I remember that when the triller first hit, I said that none of this is realistic and then listed why. Then a load of people said “oh it’s the dark web” and thought that was a good counter.
round the world and home again That's the sailor's way Faster, faster, faster faster There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a hurricane a-blowing Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing"
My internet went out on one of his pauses and and just thought “Wow he’s taking his time on this one” only to have my sister come in and ask if my internet was out too 😂
I wonder if The Circle from this movie have any connection to that Hooded Killer from ATM? The amount of luck those two antagonists have in their respective movies is just ridiculous.
Whenever you say Matias, I keep imagine Madea. Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs The Dark Web...she is an angry, old, black woman and doesn’t know how a computer works....especially a Mac
I was really confused upon finally watching this one. It had been advertised as a hybrid format. Meaning that there would be more outside of the computer screen stuff.
