UNHhhh Ep. 147 - Pain 

🤢🤢🤢 literally

I felt very seen. My best friend had her baby last year and 14 hrs of labor, she almost died. And my other best friends are still "I really can't wait to start my own family." To each their own, I guess.

I do not at all understand the appeal of having children

Oh, I'm in full agreement there! The more I've learned about childbirth and pregnancy and how it ruins women during it and for years afterwards, the more I am absolutely not here for it. No ma'am! Plus children will take over your whole life and you can never have a moment of peace ever again.

@@akirebara and honestly from the outside looking in... my friends’ new lives as mothers with small children seem so incredibly *boring.* I obviously hope they are happy but *GOD* do I not envy them

Facts she doesn’t lol

Trixie is right, it's instinctive. Some people can't be stopped, it's like stray cats

I would get pregnant immediately if I could

@@RNCHFND Or like when she said people just take condoms off when they're in love. Nature finds a way. Nature also said @me " fuck these genes, no we don't need more of this one"😂

I can’t believe we just watched Katya outlaw pregnancy.

I know haha I thought it was so cute when she said "I thought of that last night and I knew it would get you" like awh haha that's the shit I do for my besties

​@@maddyb91time stamp?

@@magnus_bane 1:05 :)

Trixie’s side-eye to the camera after KILLED me

That part!!

4:57

Holy shit! I fr said that to someone at the store a few days or maybe a week ago...

Truly iconic

and i can't wait to learn how to know Spanish

She is patient zero of zero patience

@@najadahmer4862 i feel traceys tapped my phone and listening to all my zingers

OMFG I was thinking the same thing? Like I'm pretty sure I've seen it come up in documentaries a couple of times, that our hominid ancestors would squat down to have their babies and that that pose is still practiced in some cultural groups today... It makes total sense too, that way you'd have gravity helping things along and you'd get things aligned better, idk, it makes sense to me

Ron has just apologized for this on Twitter 🥺🥺

Trixie is correct!!!

@@karinaa.4761 Ron acknowledging his mistakes. Good job Ron.

They should correct this and reupload, millions of people are gonna watch this. Trixie was born and raised in the woods, of course she knew the right way

I laughed for 5 minutes straight...

I'm hhhhhhhhhweeping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

im dying laughing while high cuz of the part, lol

is there part of it i'm missing?

im crying laughing at this part

Not all (s)heroes wear capes

@@autumnmcbottom but they do wear nails 6 inch acrylics

​@@internetperson3228| Not either. Sometimes they have no nails at all. 😂

acids relapses are the reason I will NEVER touch acid

On drugs

It’s like WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: FART EDITION but throughout a bunch of episodes

fever dreams are UNHhhhncomfortable... this ain't that, ma'am.

this shit is a fever dream coated in a variety of miscellaneous bath salts

Like a fever dream while wearing a nicotine patch

Feminist icon 😍💁🏼‍♀️👑

she knows it probably from sarah bc she told her about that 👉👈

this is so gross but it’s so true they do that so men could watch 😭😭

Sarah Schauer told her in the collab they did😂

It is true women don't have to lay on their back to give birth and for most of history didn't, but it's actually (thankfully) a myth that women only started giving birth laying down because King Louis XIV had a birthing fethish. The rumor only started because King Louis XIV wanted do be present with his wives while they gave birth, which was unheard of at the time so of course everyone spread the rumor that he was a pervert.

Wow! 24 hours, respect! I was in labor for 36+ hours ( I had a kidney infection too! ) It was becoming so unbelievably unbearable that I asked for a C-section because each contraction was pressing on my left kidney ( the bad one )! 😭 The nurse probably thought I was joking ( as if I was in the mood )... She said « We don’t joke around with C-sections! It’s only when the baby or the mother is in danger ( or both )! » All I got was a morphine shot in the butt cheek. Pfft! Then, they did the epidural but THEY MISSED! I told the anesthesiologists but they didn’t believe me and put ice on my womb to test me. When they saw my reaction, they looked at each other like « Oops! », and gave me another one ( thankfully successful ). Oh, the trauma! Therefore, she will be my only child and NOTHING will ever change my mind!!

​@@catherinevaz6139 THEY SAID OOPS????

My aunt had 7 children, for the fourth's birth she yelled at the nurses and doctors to leave her be and that she could do it herself. she decided to have the last three at birth centers with midwives. She did have her husband get a vasectomy after they had the seventh.(6&7 happened even though she was on birth control) The oldest is 26 and the youngest is 8.

​@catherinevaz6139 LORDY that is a hell of a story💀

i wish they would

Ron apologized on twitter

N but

@@loopybuddy2004 your obviously new here, Barbara. 🙄

@@loopybuddy2004 no bruh

Did any of you notice that old man bite the orange, peel and all?!?

@@illneverbeyourdreamgirl I DID ITS SO FUNNY

Hmm.... Tracy?

could someone explain?

"Creating an environment using lighting HONEY!"

Go into Pier 1 and buy the side table! 😂😂

One of my fave moments of this entire series

She isn't wrong

Your pfp is gorgeous

@@milkman4743 it's in the eye of the beholder Lol im kidding thank you so much ❤️ It caused a lot of comments from my cousins

Makes sense bc beauty is pain

And the kicker is you have to pay for the privilege. It’s all a money making thing over there. I had both my kids in the UK, delivered by a midwife in hospital, one on my hands and knees and one squatting. We even are allowed to have a birth plan so we can dictate how the Labour goes. And we only get an epidural if we really need one or need a C-section.

@@leamartin8392 wow! That’s awesome. Love that they did what was best for you. America is fucked

I pissed myself when katya said that , it was such a random ending that I just didn’t expect

@@bethanrossington2519 yeah, the random was so awarding

Comedy Gold

Bold to move onto Spanish before fully grasping English (jk)

the funny part imo is that Katya speaks spanish really well already

@@jimillii9211 Everyday I wake up and thank God these two were born with xx chromosomes

@@jimillii9211 Their ovaries gave us life ❤

​@@whome779ur pfp is such a mood

Omg! This is so similar to my experience! I labored for so long the epidural wore off (!!) and I felt the full force of the very strongest contractions. No episiotomy, but I tore (yep) and was fully hallucinating because of the BP meds I was on. But even considering ALLLLLL of that, I'd do that again before I'd go anywhere near gallbladder pain. The gallbladder easily, EASILY, outstripped anything I felt in labor.

I had a massive heart attack that nearly killed me about three years ago, crushing chest pains, arms, jaw, hand, the lot - gallbladder pain was still worse! But I think I’d still sooner do that than scissors to the vag if I had one! You did well to not kick the doctor in his throat!

My Mum experienced the same thing having me. I can't believe it's not somehow illegal lol. What an incredible woman you are. ♡

@@kirstywright5228 Im sure she could sue, but there's no specific law on the code hahaha its so weird

that was so wild i had to read it 3 times to fully grasp it 😭i’m so sorry that happened but i also now have a new fear of gallbladder pains lol

and she's so proud of herself!

Not mm, it's UNNHhh, mm, UUNN

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

Ikr😭

I just want to say thank you for pointing it out cause god damn what the fuck😂💀

Truly haunting

Ahahahahahaah I am so glad someone else was equally horrified as I was 😆 😂

i came looking for this comment

i was so expecting them to say that

The Incomparable

The Legendary…

The Dancing Diva herself.....

I wanted them to say that so much. So I paused it and said it myself 😂

I wouldn't be surprised if Katya practice witchcraft or various occult practices

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw witchcraft again

A mountain biking vampire witch from the future

@@migueldedios fuck 🍆 my 😺 with a rake 👩

I as a witch believe she is one to

Always remember her story. I've had it happen to me before too!! (Not the same story obviously but I've had a trip flash back and it was not fun. At all.)

When I think of Katya's negative experiences with drugs in the past, especially the one that really twisted her life up, I know for sure I don't want to do drugs. I can't recover. I'm not that strong. I'm a baby.

i don't think acid can be 'reactivated' because some people try to argue that it stays in your spine but that is a complete myth

@@lizzytatam3512 ok bit maybe its not the drug but the brain itself remebers this bullshit and does a rerun? Esp during sleep paralysis, weird shit

@@lizzytatam3512 it's definitely not the drug being 'reactivated.' It's the brain remembering certain things or instances. As someone that has unfortunately dropped acid way too many times, some of those moments come back to haunt me. But some of the funny ones come back too. But more often than not, it's the bad ones. (One time my sister and I and our friends were tripping balls and it was snowing. Like crazy. We walked to the gas station for snacks. My sister stepped off the sidewalk and stepped into a huge snow drift. She thought the ground swallowed her leg. While I pissed my pants in the middle of the street, she was traumatized. I would love to have that come back vividly more. It was a time.)

I was serching for this comment so I could like it

That's how Native American women do it all over the Amazon

apparently in ancient egypt the women squat cause there are bricks they step/squat on with spells/inscriptions for blessings and ease of delivery

THIS!!! fuck the doctor's comfort. this is why doulas are so important - to be an advocate for their patient, so the patient can't be bullied into anything they don't want, any so she can be given the best options for HER!

100% agree. while it’s important to work alongside a medical team in the case of an emergency i really feel like childbirth needs to revolve around the birth giver. it’s important to ensure they’re comfortable and ease any stress to help them have as easy of a labor experience that’s possible. when i’m older and possibly decide to have a child i’ll likely have a home water-birth with a doula.

Literally same

Wait, is it your first time seeing Unhhhh and this episode was recommended out of the blue?

Omg if this is your first time watching unhhhh ı recomend other episodes too, ıts very fun.

@@zulal9926 sadly I've seen like every episode already trice, would be awesome to watch them for the first time again though

@@Batcatrat me tooo, ı wish ı could have friends over so ı can do a rewatch with them but ms rona here is making it really hard for me

No.. look up E.D.S. 🦓

But yes it's pretty horrible and scary when it happens

A f$&@ing men. I was scared of childbirth if a burst cyst was this bad. I was very pleasantly surprised and relieved to find out childbirth was NOTHING compared. I kept waiting for it to be even a fraction as painful. Never happened. Childbirth is like an orgasm compared to a cyst bursting. Easily.

The pain isn’t the worst part. It’s the heart racing faster than you think you can survive, the passing out, the extreme nausea that sometimes makes you vomit WHILE you have uncontrollable diarrhea and sweats so bad you soak through your clothes and drip on the floor. The first few times it happened I lay passing out on the bathroom floor telling myself “this is it. This is your last few moments and you’re too weak to call out to say goodbye”. I honestly thought childbirth was going to be worse than THAT. So yeah. That should put it in perspective.

I thought I was dying when it happened. I had no idea. My vision went black and I couldnt even call out for help. So freaking scary!

Came to say this and glad to see someone else already has 🙇

IS THIS A HAMILTON REFERENCE

AAAH I JUST HEARD

OH NO, I JUST HEARD :((((((

@@cristin6455 No it’s a Queens Who Like to Watch reference. It’s the episode where they watched Selling Sunset.

@@jthall1039 Oh really? Thank you I didn't know that

Hadnt she said those exact same words about staying in drag before? Maybe in a previous episode? Have I lost my mind? I knew exactly what she was going to say as I watched it

@@giulialyra4895 she posted that part on instagram a while ago, i saw it there first and sent it to my friends like "lol it me"

@@Larucos oooohhhh youre righttt and I thought I was psychic or smth 😂😂😂

Me, childfree; same

It’s too bad that people, mostly women, get shamed for choosing to be childless or for choosing adoption over creating a new human with some of their own genetics. It’s no one’s business how you choose to build your family - or not - so just ignore those who feel the need to comment on your parental status. It’s definitely not for everyone. Do what’s right for you and don’t listen to anyone else; they aren’t living your life.

SAMEE I was like I don’t get the hype either lol

@@pinkmonkeybird2644 the worse part is your family pressuring you to have babies. Like Linda, have you met me? Hahahaha no babies

@@porbidapastelann Right, since high school ended and well life moved on. A whole bunch of my friends had a bunch of kids, even got partners. Now I know their lives more intimately because of messages or calls, to my family they see happy wife with happy husband and happy kids. Now why aren't you like them? If only they knew, they'd also know how annoying they sound. 😑

not all women have female assigned bodies though and not all men have male assigned bodies as well

@@chlstn we're talking about misogyny, not transphobia. shut up and stop making everything about yourself for once

@@zlis4536 chill out, they weren't saying anything inaccurate and it's important to remember that not all woman can give birth (including cis women, I probably can't get pregnant because of health reasons), and not all people who give birth are women :)

@@zlis4536 two things can be true at once dude, no need to get so upset. Yes, there is a ton of misogyny in the medical community, specifically related to the topic of giving birth, and also some trans people give birth so these things do affect us too. That person was just giving a small reminder that not everyone who gives birth is a woman.

@@zlis4536 THANK YOU!!

factsss 😩

Omg stop 😂😂

Why is this so accurate 🤣🤣🤣

And then do the sex to it under a niche pornhub category

Katniss Krispy cream

Yes! RIP Patrick Swayze❤

Shes gorgeous!!!!

@@ggibson262 yes! she’s everything I want to be when I’m 57🥰🤩

Why wait, just embrace the tender elderly chainsmoking lesbian in you today

I wanted her style when I was 17, I just didn't know the footwear existed!

That's the truth!!!

they can just decide to cut you open or not solely based on when they want to go home? i- WHt??? awesome i am so glad 😐

@@grabmynuts they can’t :p the mom still has a say unless her life or the baby’s in danger

That's disgusting!!! Don't even get me started on the "husband stitch" and the misogynistic myth that a vagina gets looser after childbirth. Apparently the tightness goes back to normal after a couple weeks!!

This is unhhhh bestie

Please welcome to the stage Katniss Buttercream

Katpiss is even better

wait until the contractions start. once they're every 3 minutes .. it dawns on you the actual delivery is going to be even MORE PAINFUL 😱

@@emmapeel8163 im currently cutting my uterus out with a blunt knife

@@emmapeel8163 luckily I would rather die than be pregnant so I will never have to experience this

Same for me, and I don't even got endometriosis or polycystic ovaries syndrome (idk if that is the correct term in English), I heard it is so much worse for girls who have it.

@@agdalanzarini8974 endometriosis is a bitch, and the worst thing is that doctors don’t even know why it happens and how to treat it ://

Yassss 🧏‍♀️

Is that from a song?

Can someone explain to me that joke? I am not American and I think I don't get it ☹️

@@blueyellowpapaya Pier 1 is a furniture website, but it sounded that she was singing an already existing song that I don't recognize

@@blueyellowpapaya pier one is a home decor store lol it was just trixie being silly

I can't wait to learn how to know Spanish xD

Girl same, I also had kidney stones and I’m currently in fetal position with period cramps and watching this. We are in this together.

If your cramps are that painful, you almost definitely have a condition. 1 in 10 women have endometriosis. I am no doctor, I just have multiple friends with endometriosis. So, you probably want to talk to a doctor about it.

@@zeeenno iean youre not wrong but the doctor will likely just be like 😷👍 idk maybe and send you on your way

Me who is looking up how to create homemade cbd vaginal suppositories for cramps because ill try anything: i feel that

You should have slapped the taste out of her mouth and told her that it was just for “fun”

I hated myself for a while, but I never got low enough to want to induce that kind of torture on myself.

“Hoos birfdays are it?”

I just subscribed to you. Why the next video I watch, I find you there? (not complaining though)

@@mikevillegas9416 oh my god me too what the hell

OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

Heyyy it’s you! The guy!

I clocked that as well, but I’m gonna let Katya live because it’s her show and not ours.

didn’t know clowns could win oscars

@@erin9707 fine, a Primetime Emmy then 🤷‍♀️

@@erin9707 well, Joaquin Phoenix was nominated for interpreting one

@@erin9707 Bruh Heath Ledger literally won Best Actor for playing Joker. What are you on about

disney needs to 🛑 don’t give them these ideas

@@andreja9425 regardless next Halloween episode I vote Pain and Panic inspired looks

@Murren Kelly I’m with it and would like to see how they depict those characters in drag

@@andreja9425 Hell yeah

I was watching past episodes and there was one where she said "I can't entertain that a woman can't have a baby at any age she wants" (and Katya was like "oh Nononononono") her knowledge on women's bodies is all over the place but I actually find it so funny.

I mean yeah like we don’t shit lying down why would we decide it’s smart to squeeze out a watermelon on our back 😂

I was impressed!

@@ahoward3503 that was like 100 episodes prior to this one, it could be that she has educated herself since.

I have mad respect for you, queen. Just insane respect.

@@MDreamerIsBiomg thank youuuuu!!

U Rock Andrea!!

WHAT

@@ralliegalaxxie9034 I swear down I'm not joking 😭. God bless the monarchy

ME!

UwU

Katya's dress is actually making noise on the mic - LEGEND