Unlimited Money But You Have To Become A Raw Food Vegan? (Push The Button) 

The lack of downside is astonishing Like "here is this superpower, its not marvel tier, but its a superpower"

getting stuff for free but everyone thinks you stole it is just what stealing is...

"You get a dollar, BUT it's not TWO dollars!.......Make your choice!" Is basically all of these.

"you master a skill you've always wanted to excel at but no one finds your work of relevance" is just the majority of all artists that have ever existed

Extremely blessed content, rant potential is off the charts

"Here's a thing but it has limitations" Instead of "here's a thing that puts limitations on your whole life even outside of it"

esports legend gm northern here to claim another game's soul

>Infinite money but have to work fast food for all life The other part that everybody overlooks is: Job security forever! One of the main reasons why people hate working fast food is that the customers suck and you can't talk back or do anything, but this time since you can't get fired, you can talk back to rude customers, no downside! What is the restaurant gonna do, sue you? Don't ever battle it, just pay the sue with your infinite money, then keep telling everyone to go eff theirselves.

NL: "my brand isn't arguing over the mundane, it hasn't been for years"

"its called go live" my man, everything alright?

I fuggin died laughing at how awful some of those questions were on the second website holy heck

Already pushed that button, it’s called ‘Go Live’ killed me This entire video is gold tbqh

I have one for you guys: You become one of the best and funniest content creators of your geneneration, where the jokes you make literally have people pogging out of their gourds but you become bald in your 20s

The "Get a million, kill a person" question definitely had some inflation in recent times it seems.

I was drinking water when he said "I'm already 32 and I'm pretty sure they'd come to collect pretty soon." So I shot the water out of my nose

Finally someone who plays these games the same way I do. "Yeah, there's a downside, but nobody's saying I HAVE to do it. I'll just keep this power in my back pocket for a rainy day."

NL: "Circumventing the negatives is cheating." Also NL: "I'll just make vegetables that taste like bacon."

The cost to benefit ratio on making this content is insanely high in my eyes. NL expends little effort making quips about a browser quiz for 50 minutes and I laughed harder than ever before on this channel. Please continue exploring this niche of playing "games" that require absolutely no brainpower be dedicated to "playing" the game, so that 100% of the gourd juice can be dedicated to injecting pogificity straight into my veins.

Northernlion talks about how to avoid being a subpar evil genie the video

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Vsauce

Shapeshift into a rock: no damage! Shapeshift back into a human: die.

Just sell the vanilla milkshakes. Even with a discount, it's basically all profit. You then use the money to get whatever kind of milkshakes you want.

I want to know who are the people who went "Ya I'll kill 10 000 people for a million dollar" to then go "Ewww no raw food vegan for infinite money!".

The first version of the game was "the thinking mans channel" The second was just pure insanity and laughter

His mastering carpentry idea is actually low key genius. You could build a house that's as bonkers as the house from Hello Neighbor and get away with it. If your work is not relevant, then the zoning board won't bother your water slide going through your neighbors house

"Already pushed that button a long time ago, it's called go live." made me completely lose my shit lmfao

23:26 "I'd rather get no money at all than save starving children"

I love how some of these people seem to think a million dollars is roughly equivalent to unlimited money.

NL has flawless logic when it comes to pressing the button, EZ Clap

when Ryan talked about the main draw back to minimal wage jobs usually being just the minimum wage was basically 100% accurate

NL's literally already told the funniest joke ever. I'll never forget the dog joke

I've been watching NL for 10 years now and I'm still shocked he isn't the most subscribed RU-vidr. Gold content

34:13 reminds me of a joke: A man is wandering through the desert and comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genies says to the man, "You have freed me from the lamp, so I will grant you three wishes. However, there is a caveat: The person you hate most will get twice of what you wish for." The man thought for a moment and said, "Well, the person I hate most in my life is my mother in law. Okay, I'll make my first wish. I wish for $10,000,000." He gets his money, and his mother in law gets $20,000,000. "For my next wish, I wish for a mansion with everything I need in it." He gets his mansion and his mother in law gets two. The man smiles to the genie and says, "For my final wish, I want you to beat me half to death."

This "Northern Lion" guy is pretty funny (in my opinion).

A lot of minimum wage jobs suck *because* of the salary, which in turn leads to higher ups treating you like trash cuz they can get more employees at any moment. This isn't always the case of course, but I've gone through it. They're basically like "this job needs no skills, so this person doesn't deserve respect my attention or respect."

St. Peter is a weird horn-dog 😂

31:25 dude that's just what stealing is.

One of those buttons was just "You will become the richest man ever, but you actually use it to help people" And like Why wouldn't ya

I'm learning that I need to have more faith in the Egg, I've been dealing with Twitch trying to watch VODs lately because there's so much content that gets me pogged out of my gourd over there, and NL keeps uploading the bits I care about onto RU-vid a day later. NL is truly ascending

Oh my god i never thought how perfect this game is for NL! MORE I DEMAND MORE

Shapeshift into a rock, damage is meaningless

God damn that part about the restaurant employees one step away from goin postal had me cackling. We are truly blessed to all be consuming this ambrosia of RU-vid content

"A condiment is a spice, sauce, or preparation that is added to food, after cooking, to impart a specific flavor, to enhance the flavor" loophole: if you add the sauce before cooking, you're fine.

Northernlion out here blessing us with 3 frikin uploads in an hour. What a guy.

I've been enjoying chess a heck of a lot but this is one of the videos I enjoyed the most lately, ty for the blessed content

*eats le epic bacon*

why I spend 50 min watching these videos can only be attributed to the relatable and entertaining commentary you provide, keep it up

I don't know why I lost it so hard at "I don't think you'd report this" when chat asked about taxes. Also an NA moment on taxing lottery winnings.

NL, I watch so many of your videos, keep it up!! You make me laugh and enjoy my day each and every day

so for the bilingual one... i (and most swedes in general) am already bilingual. does this mean i get to replace swedish with another language of my choice? if that's the case im 100% insta-smashing the button. i can get by just fine with just english, granted people would probably find it weird but i would just tell them "yeah i hit this button and it made me forget swedish, but ahora puedo hablar un español perfecto". also they didn't say you can't relearn swedish

The fictional romance prompts have hyper-anime energy

Pre new year stream highlights? An omen of good things to come no doubt

There are 2 main types of button question: Objective advantage with slight down side ONLY when you use it you can easily work around, or Possible advantage with a VERY big downside you live with even when you don't use it.

"A painting is a picture format, its .canvas" I died 😂😂

I'm definitely the type that sees these questions and immediately looks for loopholes. Most of these are so poorly thought out there's usually no downside.

probably the greatest thing possible. im fine with isaac goin if we get HEAVY bantz focused content like this every day. slap it on in the background as i play some games and listen to the trickle of the stream of consciousness. when its all game talk all the time i cant really get down with it since im usually doing something else in the meantime. i dont need to hear about ghost pots in spelunky while im busy thinkin bout poppin rockets in the next fool who turns that corner. keep up the good work lion

It's one of those "not enough context" kind of game that triggers my imagined or possibly real autism.

You become bilingual. Every one from EU: excuse me?

"You get $20K a month for the rest of your life, but your worst enemy gets twice as much." Hell yea I get $60K a month for the rest of my life?

This content and like tier list content makes the best NL videos no doubt

Mr.Lion these twitch highlights are extremely nice and I would love to see more.

"dot canvas" got me pretty good

honestly some of the funniest content I've seen

Great content. I always knew I mostly watched NL for the rants, and so this was pure medical-grade pogs.

Northerlion: says he's out of touch. His last video: I think I've lost my touch.

This is incredibly entertaining and I hope it we can see more of this

happy new years Ryan, have an enjoyable 2021.

"The reading fast, but writing slow" one is tough as hell... Imagine needing to write an essay or email someone in a timely manner, and it takes all day to write a sentence!

the second website was the hardest I've laughed in a while

this was some of my favorite content what a blessed time to be alive

dude this series is gold

The most uncontroversial video of all time. Perfect

God tier video i want more shot into my veins immediately

I haven't laughed like this in ages. What a way to start 2021!

Best content of 2020 on the last day of 2020! POG!

6:42 open a fast food restaurant with your infinite money and hire people you genuinely like. You’re still working fast food but you get to have fun with it

3:35 I dont think I could live without hot sauce.

This is the type of content I enjoy seeing my favorite pro gamer provide.

This is God tier content, thank you NL

i was laughing out loud so many times during this

For the pocket dimension question it feels like it _wants_ you to try and cheese it. It lists a whole bunch of clarifications of the monster while also giving you a time frame that literally doesn't work. But the question specifies one monster, the use of any pockets, and the ability to get literally anything you can think of if you succeed. So use both hands in two separate pockets and reach for something like 'an open tube of nanomachines that are designed to replace missing limbs with fully functional indestructible digits.' Or if two hands seems like cheesing it just reach for some magical object that gives you super regeneration powers the moment you touch it even with a bitten armstump. the reason it feels like you have to do something like that is because the question otherwise just asks 'do you want to make pockets unusable to you and bite your hands off?'

I would be so down for more of these browser games, banter gold mine

More great content NL! loving it dude

The time stop would be perfect for getting trains and buses when you're a split second late and the doors are about to close.

I already watched this on Twitch, but I played it here and left a comment so Al would be happy and recommend the videos to others. This is because I want other people to laugh as hard as I did.

Great stuff, haven't laughed so hard in a while!

This is exactly the kind of content I’m here for

Very nice series! 👍

Please I’m begging you do more NL, I was laughing out of my gourd

9:40 my friend and i work in software and sometimes envy that one guy and his little mobile fast food shop. Dude just gets customers, little small talk, make hungry people happy with your food, sounds great.

This has to be one of the funniest videos on RU-vid

Pressing the funniest joke of all time but not being allowed to tell it button would have avoided the Jinx disaster

When is the Battle Royale version of this game?

I’m a carpenter and your comment on whether or not other people acknowledge your work changed my outlook. I like my job a little bit more.

Please do more this is so freaking good

Second button site be like "You get a free toasted but every time you dookie."

working low tier customer service jobs is literally the worst I worked at circle k for 2 years and looking back i dont think I could ever do that again. I would go to work and sit in my car for 30 minutes full of anxiety looking at the store knowing that I would have to spend at least 8 hours (if not more because of how many people just dont show up) dealing with angry boomers and homeless people coming in for their 4th tall can of 211. Also my store literally got robbed and im not even joking at least 3 times a month.

The nightmare button had me laughing for a solid couple minutes. Amazing.

He managed to make press the button a game, amazing.

you control the endings to all movies: I would use this in a ton of hilarious ways. the ending to the titanic ties into infinity war. The ending to click ties into the matrix. War of the worlds ends by challenging the aliens to a dance off. so many of these buttons are "here's free superpowers with one tiny annoyance"