VALORANT MAKES NO SENSE 

Oh JETT! I was RAZEd to believe it would be a bad OMEN to not follow people on their twitter (@theMacroShow) don’t be a KILLJOY, it’s not hard to deCYPHER this SAGE wisdom. Like the stories of the PHOENIX or the yankee with no BRIMSTONE, it is not a myth, it is the truth. BREACH your hands out and feel the REYNA coming down from the sky. VIPER those tears, there’s always a pot of gold SOVA the rainbow 🌈

I'm a doctor. The fight-flight-freeze response is activated after getting shot in the arm. The amygdala then processes fear which signals the hypothalamus to stimulate the autonomic nervous system. This in turn triggers both the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. The former is responsible for your fight or flight response while the latter freezes you up; it depends on the dominant pathway at the time. Presumably, valorant agents have suffered from a quite sizeable amount of PTSD given that they have to clutch the game after their team mates proved to be trash, which unfortunately triggers the parasympathetic response and makes them lock up when getting shot in the arm. I hope this clarifies your issue. Here's your bill. Edit: holy shit y'all thanks for the likes. This comment basically explains the physiological pathway of fear and stress stimulus mixed in with valorant jokes (97% true lol). Fight-flight-freeze response is a real thing. Yes I'm a doctor and I mainly do general surgery, like take out your appendix or worse repair that hole in your stomach you got after binging on beer and spicy nachos during your week-long valorant session. I sometimes upload my plays on my channel if I have time to edit them. You're welcome to check it out. And you still owe me that bill lol

Macro let's be honest, a full sova bow song would be pretty lit.

Riot: "abilities don't kill" also Riot: procedes to release chamber

I love how no one talks about why we need to buy our abilities

RAze's headphones are just to protect her ears from her own explosions, less damage to her. That's also why she yells, she can't tell her own volume.

“Why do they slow down if shot in the arm?” My answer? *PAIN*

5:27it's always nice to start playing a game, thinking about something, and then realizing the community who joined before you thought the same lol

1 year later and there is now a character who’s a Ability is literally a gun

2:50 What happens when you get shot in the arm is called the "FIBS" factor, stands for F*** I've Been Shot. It's a natural reaction your body does where you go into a quick state of shock following the impact of the bullet. This can be because your heart skips a beat, or because of stress, and can most certainly stop you in your tracks, even being a non fatal shot.

I’m a medical student and I can say that when you get shot in the arm or hand you will lose blood and your body will be in an emergency state where there is 2 options generally either A)you enter in a fight or flight response due to high levels of adrenaline and noradrenaline causing you to run faster than your regular speeds and this lasts for a while or B)your body enters a severe shock state called hemorrhagic shock and make you slower and if not treated you will enter a coma then after some time death may occur.

6:00 there is a point where Raze says "whats that? oh sorry I was listening to music"

Getting shot in the arm usually puts you in a little version of shock and you also have the flight or fight response so it’s a game so it might be slowing down for the fight response

Well my dads a doctor and when I asked him that he said that there are a lot of muscles and veins in the arm and if those were to get wounded it can give the injured person a muscle cramp slowing them down or just paralyze them for a moment

"don't lie, we all wanted to make a beat out sova's shock dart." ...i-i-i-i wonder who does that

6:30 well that didnt age well

I'd like to confirm, Sage's wall is made out of radianite, a fictional substance that powers alot of the abilities in the game.

I think Omen's "scatter" voice line kinda makes sense - whenever the enemy omen ults a few people on my team normally 'scatter' to figure out if he is nearby

HEAR ME OUT: Cypher says "one of my cameras is broken", that means he has more than one camera? why doesn't he use them all instead of just one??

6:35 Marco: Never on console Riot Games: yea......... about that

Riot Games: You don’t kill with abilities Also Riot Games: Creates Chamber lol

The "Scatter" thing actually does make sense. You don't always know where he is going to teleport, so the opposing team "scatters" to try to find Omen before he becomes a threat, and he knows it.

Omen says "scatter" when he uses ult because in order to teleport, he needs to let go of his body, his astral, unphysical body or whatever. He needs to do that. He needs to let go of his hold keeping his body together. It's in one of his voicelines. They mention how omen only manages to stay whole because of his cloak and his hold of his body, he literally needs to "scatter" to teleport. They also mention how painful omen feels when he lets go of it. Just a fun fact.

6:52 that's thermodynamics my dude, and as such, it belongs is the physics department lmao

0:57 I was waiting for the “westjeyt” lmao

"why do you have to stand still to aim?" me : have you ever tried csgo?

5:48 - There's a raze voice line that entirely fixes this- "Brimstonezillo, You sure I can't listen to music? You're really bringing me down here, man!"

as a reload chronic Phoenix at 1:02 is very very accurate, I've self banned myself from Ares and Odin

"You don't shoot with your abilities" Chamber: "I'm just not here"

5:42 lord forgive for what imma bout do

Raze’s headphones are probably for her bombs, she needs to protect her eardrums ya know.

Amazing video!

i love how he said so seriously 'it's chemistry'

“Fire doesn’t melt jade” Scorpion: X to Doubt

"why do i have to stand still to aim" meanwhile some people run around with perfect headshot aim

5:02 Sova's bow is made mainly of a fictional element called Radianite that gives special abilities (Jett's updraft, Sage walls, etc.) and can be put inside devices (Killjoy's entire kit, Cypher's entire kit, etc.) to make them stronger or change the makeup of the tip of an arrow to make it bounce. 6:52 Sage's "Ice Wall" is made of pure Radianite and so it appears to be like jade or ice.

that beat was sickk!!

Person: "It's basic physics." Marco: "No... it's chemistry" Me (who took a science class once.): "WTF NO ITS THERMODYNAMICS"

Basically, bullet hurt so stop moving. Walk slow cuz hurt bad.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT SOVA BEAT, MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUEEE

Ima need a full version of that beat

I feel like raze has her headphones so her ears don’t bleed and she just vibin in her intro.

I’m a doctor When you get shot in the arm it hurts Edit:thanks for likes

the impact of getting shot by a bullet is what slows u down; it creates a shock in ur body and ur body has its responses to that, which can include slowing down, passing out, feeling light-headed, etc.

6:50 The chemical definition of temperature, is in fact derived from physics. This is because of the very definition of temperature which is the atoms/molecules sum of kinetic energy (when something is hot, the molecules move rapidly around, bouncing into other things and transfer some of their kinetic energy onto the thing they bounce into, hereby raising the temperature of said object.)

"who would pay 100$ for a skin?!" All the CSGO players: ....

Valorant makes no sense *I played three matches and NOBODY was toxic? WTF?*

The phoenix heal thing is like viper according to lore viper can filter her own toxin but not the enemy or"mirror viper's " toxins

The juggle physics on the viper dance during the sova beat tho

Everyone on twitter: WhY dO I nEEd tO stAnD sTiLL To Be accUrATe?! Everyone in game: huehue run n gun go brr brr

"How can Raze hear footsteps if she's wearing headphones and listening to music?" Other RU-vidrs would've done that question first and advertised Raycon earbuds

that beat is amazing

Sova's beat was prolly the best part of this video HAHAHAHA

"Who would buy 100 dollar skins?" *cs:go knife market has left the chat*

I was running while aiming once and I annihilated the middle class so I don’t know what you’re on pal

Bruh the sova beat is so accurate 😂

that beat thing with sova's arrow was so true!!!XD

"Why do i have to stand still to aim!?" yet i still get killed by a headshot every fking game by people running and shooting with a vandal.

I love how today's "microtransactions" actually cost more than a AAA game... Microtransactions? More like MACROtransactions

This was my entry video to the channel.i am your biggest fan

the reason is more like that when a bullet hits you in the arm in real life the force that the bullet travels hits you and in the same time you hit the bullet with the same force, so you would go a bit in the direction the bullet was going. (hope it made sense im bad at explaining things but its physics)

4:57 Sage: You fought well *Immediately is pummelled with a full blast of buckshot in her face*

Raze is not allowed to use hear headphones: She says at the beginning of a round, that Brimstone doesn't allow it...

5:10 Ok Dio Brando, I’m Jonathan Joestar. Now give me back my body.

that abilities clip reminds me of that one clip where sova ulted at the beginning and got all five with a single shot

POV: Your looking for the comment of a Doctor

When you get shot you will feel an immediate burning sensation in the area you were shot in. When you get shot after a bit of time your body will prioritize your vital organs and move a lot more blood to the center. Also the type of gun matters because an assault weapon is made to shatter and destroy everything. If an assault weapon hits a bone it will shatter it, if a handgun shot you it might break and dislocate a few joints. Not to mention, bullets travel usually at 900 mph so the speed of it in itself could leave a big wound. Bleeding out could also kill you, even if it's a bullet to a limb it can still kill you just from bleeding out. (best thing to do is a apply a tourniquet) Also Bullets don't enter the human body perfectly, they will usually ricochet and expand inside the body and destroy every tissue it touches. Even if you were able to survive a gunshot you might have to have the limb that you were shot in amputated because of infection. Getting shot in the arm can be deadly because we have so many huge veins and arteries in ourarms and legs that need to stay intact for us to stay alive. Edit: I am not a doctor I just did a little bit of research

*fire melts ice* and that's what I call a chemistry 😎

that reload animation while switching guns is to make player aware or have a feel of weapon change

"First of all thats chemistry" Idk man thermodynamics is a part of physics so..

The “you don’t kill with abilities” was proven kind of false after Morello said on Twitter that abilities only kill you when you don’t respect them like if you don’t respect a raze nade and you just walk right through, it will kill you, but if you respect it and run away from the nade you won’t die from it.

when you are scooped in with an op and shooting it goes perfectly straight but when you are scooped out and standing still the bullets go into another dimension

"since phoenix is a vegan" 😂

Getting shot in the arm is very similar to being shot in the leg, in the fact that it is extremely life changing if you survive (which is unlikely) as in both you’re arms and you’re legs there are highly important main arteries, which is cut or tester from a knife or bullet, massive amounts of blood will be lost and if not treated extremely fast, could lead to death as like said before, fatal amounts of blood would be lost.

Without having any experience, I'd imagine that getting shot in the arm makes you walk slower because bullets hurt.

5:40 i even made the opening theme of Man VS Wild with this 🤣

Best outro ngl

Why does Phoenix flick up his collar after using his ult does he just need to look his best for slaughtering the enemys

"Have you ever tried running and aiming?".....Titanfall in a nutshell

Yo, this shit is dope! I really enjoyed the wacky commentary 😂😂😂😂

7:04 "Fire doesn't melt Jade" Actually since Jade has a melting point of 1040 degree C (1904 F). And there's numerous cases where flames reach hotter temperatures. Like burning Dicyanoacetylene, which has been measured to burn at 4990 degree C(9010 F) It's possible for flames to melt jade. Even if you want to look at lesser hot flames, similar to the ones phoenix can create, being the orange flames. That too has been measured to exceed the melting point of jade. Able to reach temperatures of 1090-1200 degree C (2000-2200 F).

5:41 now that's some hentai physics

Macro sure does love exposing games.

i dont even play valorant (that much) but i love this, gg youre funny sir

I agree wirh making beat from sovas bow, and they don't jam bullets, they pull'n safety mode off

I'm no doctor, but my guess would have to be that the reason you can't move when getting shot in the arm is because you are too busy screaming for the sole reason that it fucking hurts.

I'm no doctor but I'll tell you, getting shot in the arm, HURTS

Omen: Scatter! The enemy team: Scatter find that omen!!

best outro ngl

5:41 RU-vid:Imma end this man's whole career the 2nd time

5:31 At this point im questioning humanity

6:52 He was right. Melting ice is a physical change.

JETT IS SO CUTE BACK THERE AAAAAAHHH!

Raze has headphones, but i dont think she listen to music, they are just there to don't be deaf if she hear the explosions... idk

5:25 this is actually so relatable lmao

The reason why omen shouts "Scatter" during ult phase because of how many times he died on the lore where he was shattered to pieces and scattered. Everytime he tp, he scatter himself molding out his existent particles especially when ulting. Somehow Omen is trying to focus himself so he wouldn't scatter himself. Once Omen was not able to control himself and scatter, he will die.

5:39😂😂best

"Valorant makes no sense" Raze: haha party goes brrrrr

[5:42] WHAT DID I JUST SEE?😐😐

Viper's "B" when dancing to the beat