Venezuela Military tries to scare US Marines 

Cosigner22 you got me laughing at this time of night. Let alone the video; pure comedy gold. 10/10. Thank you sir.

69 likes, nice

Cosigner22 I can’t like this as I’m legally obligated to not interrupt a 69 or 666

aww others broke it :c

😂

What kind of "special" are we talking about? Special Ed?

@@tiorobot nah special fucking kind of stupid, special Ed kids can come up with something better.

they dont call em special forces for nothing i guess lol

Venezuelan special needs forces

@@Rybear1977 lmfao you killed me with this

“Let them come.”

I already see an marine army moment that involves the movie 300. "This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!!!

FOR NARNIA!

What makes the green grass grow!!!!!

Surprised nobody remembered this gem. “You mean, we can shoot in ALL directions?”

You could send all the “men” that dress like women?

Clinttd Leslie I know right, I am canadian and currently living in brazil, and there are alot of militarys including america that is letting in trans people and yet they call them soldiers, we have men dressing like woman in the military and they call them brave and mature, the world today is disgusting and doesnt think with logic.

@@Banjo1111 orrr you are just stuck in the 70s where that stuff wasn't socially accepted :)

@@Banjo1111 agreed!

Realmente, eles tem um governo bem instável, a população INTEIRA é contra eles e basicamente as nasções mais poderosas do mundo estão diplomáticamente e, talvez militarmente contra eles Eles 100% vão ganha a guerra, certeza

Guns, Sammitches And Jesus OH MY GOD, I AM DEAD!

Putting the “mili” in military

BRO LMAO

O O F

destruction 100

Roberto Fernandez - 😂😂😂😂

Fact: Venezuela has more than 2,000 generals, most of them in charge of administrative tasks such as the management of the oil industry (all refineries are paralyzed) distribution of food and cooking oil (NO JOKE), and the United States has just 200 general. As a Venezuelan I feel ashamed.

Or scoutgirls... 😅

Wow really 😂🇺🇸

Don't feel shame it is not ur fault I hope venezuela recovers from the economic crisis they are in much love from USA

Same here, this is hilarious! The face got me too

I wonder how their not going to get that close

@@jaredwilson9727 easy to understand

@@jaredwilson9727 Terrifying that you posted that in public. Zero self esteem huh?

Well you never know; they might be clearing out a building which is pretty tight, so they might have to use their bayonet.

this comment is golden

This made me laugh so hard

😂😂😂😂

The crew of duck dynasty could hold them off for sure

@@garyawinthrope7622 Uncle Si would scare 'em worse than they think they'd scare us.

That’d be fucking hilarious

Was part of a high school airsoft team.....can confirm they would be a piece of cake lol

Lol in a game of airsoft I wouldn’t doubt it

Ill bring the popcorn

I’ll bring my p90 and Barretta someone bring the bb’s

That's totally unfair. We all know kids shoot to kill. Seriously, when's the last time you saw where a kid just winged someone

child would win after about 30 minutes of exchange, and would plant a head of a commie on a stake.

@@radfatdaddy4169 Thats real talk.

Smart money's on the ten year old.

That family’s dog would win.

"I WANT YOU R ASS"

What !!!!!!! That's cheating !!!!!!!!

I'm sure some of their more motivated citizens have already made their way north and are currently employed in the land of opportunity.

They've already had defections, so this probably isnt too far from the truth.

@@Basskat100 Dude's name is *literally* Gerardo Cantu calling him "pale face devil" *might* be a little harsh...

@@Basskat100 it was a joke. A sad one at best. Stalin also starved his people to death. While most people do not support an invasion, a large and growing number of countries back Juan Guaido. Hopefully the Venezuelan people can have a change in government and their economy can be returned to prosperity such as it was back in the 90s. BTW I am not pale.👨‍💻

Reckon I could lmao

Nice to know the Venezuelas called their hits

DigitalFulcrum even I’m happy that those guys call their hits. It’s really considerate

As a fellow 6+ year paintball veteran. I can whoop that ass 😂

@@christopherromo8013 Okay operator buddy.

am from the island next to venezuela. i move to the U.S am 2 time state champ wothout loosing a point. all U.S inbreds is light work. you cant beat shit head to head. you win by being 2 face cowards. the U.S is scared of every one. just look at Cuba if they get 1 Missile the U.S will shit they self.

@Ice Age Baby His name is chad beast so he is obviously a troll.

IDK, their imagination was pretty good, too. ROFL

@@chadbeast4701 Also, nukes have the power to kill hundreds of thousands of people. If you don't care about that, then there is something wrong with you.

B-52: so you have chosen… *death*

Venezuelan soldiers: *puts on grass camo* A-10 Warthog stick operator with thermal optics on: *BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

"They didnt drop... hundred bombs... thousands bombs... They dropped two bombs.. JUST TWO"

@@avatar1o1234 he means the ones that actually affected their decision to keep fighting

Zytha ?

Empire of the Rising Sun, from Hiroshima and Nagasaki!!!! I'm joking guys this isn't funny. It's kinda funny

Butter OnToast it is kinda funny. Besides I mean, your leaders have got to have brain damage to even threaten the US. The military prowess of the US has proven itself time and again in history where in fact our most destructive war was that one time we fought ourselves. Our only war where we were truly ineffective was Vietnam but that was some weird shit and people were too afraid to go to real war in which case we would have won.

They do, however, have a pretty killer reenactment crew

Yeah

Ya there is no way that the military

Palanthis it’s a bunch of dummies that can’t even hunt. Compared to them, I look like Rambo.

Oh, I thought that was their air soft team, was out practicing

Gangs over there are wilder and more violent than the military...

@@obamnaprismus bro your name😂

i would 100% watch that

Venezuelan USA Marines did I think, or did something similar.

It just a 2 second clip of a A-10 lol

Should have shot it from Paris Island or San Diego too, boots would probably be the only ones Venezuela would have scared with their low budget shit show

Oh fuck yeah

More like; *Laughs in full stomach*

@@Silenthero66 oof

Laughs in A-10 *BRRRRRRT*

Laughs in freedom

I dont think theyll even start that sentence once those rounds hit.

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Pregúntale a tu querido padre porque tu paisucho se ha cuidado tanto de invadirnos directamente.

So did it

одним словом ту-160 и х-101 ядерная боеголовка

Completely normal police could defeat their sorry excuse of a government

ive seen adds about a fake wwii game about mexico invading the us, xd

U.S. Military: Did you guys feel that? Go get the fly swatter.

@Richard Johnson MS13 are a bunch of drug addicted thugs. Sure, they're violent and have guns, but they're no good in actual warfare.

Hunger pains

Reminds me of a foreign military fail where this one Asian looking dude thought he was getting shot and flopped around like a fish

@@neonickhaos4811 wow that's pathetic

this coment made my day!

@@bryzone8577 same

And the fact the US is known for their air power

And the fact that if they do guerilla warfare the likely american response to that is a certain heavy bomber that bombed vietnam a lot

Small school bus special.

Remember when Maduro was presenting the "special forces" and one of the guys fell off the zip line? I had the privilege to see it live and laugh a lot

@@srct7221 The shortest of short busses.

VainerCactus 0 the bus only has 1 row of seats

As a Venezuelan yeah I agree, they’re more special than forces...

no future army soldiers took over.

In under 30 mins lol

by accident. JROTC recruits say, "This was our first time out trying to figure out how to outdoors survival and we saw these guys being hostile, so we did what we were told to do and just gathered them all up and removed the enemy. We thought they were part of the training unit because it was so easy."

@@OmniscientWarrior nice.

You spelled coast Guard wrong

At least kittens are cute

​@@anthonylong9067 that's true.

They wouldn’t even need air support 🤣

Recon Reaper 😂

A-10 inbound

"SR71 inbound for recon support"

US Marine: Air Strikes Finish Venezuela Army: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Wait, really?

@@M.Aaltonen is true lol

I believe you

severe laughter moment

I’m sorry you gotta live through that,

Came here 2 years later to say the exact same thing! :)

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They don’t want their skulls cracked by a jdam

*yet

Dunno how they would fight without food

@@lucasjohnson2939 they ran out of all animals they ate everything and that was two years ago.

@Einar figueras Who told you that the Jews MSM. Maduro is not a Jew Puppet and ass kisser . Venezuela does not have a central bank controlled by the Jews. The man that Trump supports is a Freemason and jew Puppet and ass kisser.

Some of those kids are scary good.

That's because they are 12 year olds

Jack The Snowman fucking savages

you never know when you'll get dominated by a fucking 12 year old kid in an airsoft match

Lmao

armalite rifle rifles..... seems legit

Soooo Rifle Rifle? 😅🤦 Someone doesn't know

@@memesthemerciful1830 its an automatic, semi-automatic Assault Rifle Rifle, get your alternative Facts Right ;) jk, you are absolutely correct.

@@oddctioum fully semi automatic tactical assault machine gun that fires 800 clips per seconds and holds 1000 bullets

@@memesthemerciful1830 ye, you basically hold the Auto-Trigger and and it fires a whole 1000 Bullet Clip, ye, you know what you are talking about. cheers ;)

Maduro feeds his goons. The Kim's in North Korea have done the same in the past with their military but I've seen reports that indicate the NK military is also hungry, and some other factors that indicate NK's military might get desperate enough to revolt. Venuzela isn't quite that bad off where it can't afford to feed it's military and police it needs to subjugate the people.

@@hzuiel NK army could never revolt. Its allys would help shut that down. I saw a NK army ration review they're not fed well. The tea had dirt in it.

@Guilford News Network no they're hungry for sure.

Damn, I did a lot of laughing until I thought about that. They are probably a little better fed then the rest of the populace at the moment but maybe not much. Maduro should be at the end of a noose. There are a lot of Venezuelans who deserve better then this and probably a few or more that don't. Socialism is garbage.

bruce wayne Bro, they’re South American. They’re powered by cocaine.

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No nisiquiera son militares son solo ratas con uniforme que se hacen llamar como tal mas no son nada

I would say you can substitute experience with good training and tactics, but then looking at this video, well... I'm sorry, but that's not good training.

@@danielcarmine99 you can't deny though, their tactics for faking automatic fire are top notch

That's sad and funny at the same time. Hang in there guys

@@TheWeirdlyenough is true brother , have a nice day a thanks for your good wishes ,God bless you

Those of us who remember the Clinton era, remember having to say "bang bang" to simulate fire due to financial cuts.

Same 😂😂

Nothing better than a live fire exercise with cameramen as targets.

James Wells we do that at drill 🤣

@@jameswells554 lol... I believe it

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Do you know dey way?

I’m Everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah. They would tell Venezuela man "That's not dey way!" Also, congratulations someone finally got me to make a Ugandan Knuckles joke.

They be like "hory shet, where da mag at?"

I’m Everywhere fr bro like this looks like somethin u would see in a fuckin movie

Naw chief. We can kick their asses any time

Although I'm not 14

Fourteen year olds have better leg dexterity.

Wahweegi WAHHH I’ve seen kids under the age of ten at Airsoft events kicking ass. Their small size makes it easy for them to hide and ambush.

True😂

Just a chicken, I don’t think you would need a gun

I’m also Venezuelan and it’s true

I hope we never go to war, but if it does come to that I hope the u.s. lobs one cruise missile at your leader and no one else at all is hurt.

@Sebi One: knowing us, it would be a full invasion

I wish we could help out Venezuela with their economy problem

Nah Disney World security could beat tge Venezuelan army all while dressed as mickey mouse

Sea World security is fucking cutthroat man I don't doubt it

Id wager a dolphin strapped to a go-cart could beat at least these dudes in the video

As an actual security gaurd, you're fucking right xD

I bet walmart security would do

Lol

lmao

Lolol idk why but that hit me hard

Haha oh man that's savage. Almost as savage as the Venezuelan army

We have many more suns now.

honestly you could probably overthrow Venezuela with 60 marines and a promise for beer afterwards

who the hell needs 60 men i would be willing to try with 20

@@cooperhall2055 After seeing the shenanigans of their special bus forces, I don't blame you.

Being as they're still using bayonet warfare, I'd be willing to try with an assortment of overweight civil war reenactors. At least they're fed.

The Venezuelan military are just malnourished LARPers with firearms (maybe) cosplaying as those old Disney cartoon characters with all that black face they got goin' on.

In the 1940s lol

@@maliciousmelon629... and?

@@redram5150 they are training with wooden guns in 2021

@@redram5150 Yeah, we've moved on a little bit from toy guns and dirt clods. These guys haven't really.

Whys the sky blue??

Do they still use bayonets in battle or is it just for training nowadays?

@@dxfan18 marines still get issued bayonets, when you get the order to fix bayonets something is seriously wrong and you're probably about to die. So kill as many as you can before you do.

Sheldon Dinkleberg Because God loves the Infantry!

@@dxfan18 bayonets now are more of a multi-use tool. Stand-alone fighting knife and wire-cutter are the usual uses. Last time there was a bayonet charge was in Afghan 2011 by a section from the 1st Battalion Prince of Wales Royal Regiment. They'd been ambushed and run out of ammo so thought, "Fuck it, FIX BAYONETS!".

That is Devious, can you imagine the casualties lmao

oh nuuuuuuuu!

They’d probably still eat it

@@cluelesspotato8945 And it probably wouldn't affect the Jarheads. People do realize that Marines eat garbage on a daily basis. In the Army we call it defac food. Marines have a different name for it lol.

As as former Marine I can tell you honestly that TOXIC is NOT in our vocabulary! To be fair, there are ALOT of words that aren't in our vocabulary... ooooo rah!

Paintball in the hands of an amateur is more intimidating than actual rounds with these guys

@@max1muslegend772 My brothers fucked me up on paintball. Can confirm, even amateurs are more terrifying than Venezuelan military

I.played paint ball till airsoft killed it

I can concur and I don't even do it on the reg

@@max1muslegend772 well I have to say if I was on the venezuelan team I would be pretty scared for life but that's because I'd be afraid of getting shot by my own team

not my intentions, angry cop scare my ass off. I immediate fall down my chair. oh, RedN. oh. 😂😂.

That means they have nothing to lose. They have lost the respect of all military around the world. So yes I do agree with you.

This is gold

I'm a furry and I probably scare them before they can scare a marine. Lol

Shiver me fucken timbers

Let's not get too carried away here..

Gareth I was just about to say that 😂😂

Ooooooo, shots *_fired_*

damn that was harsh man

lmao as a french nationalist and imperialist that was a pretty funny ass joke. France would destroy venezuela in a 1v1 war

Exactly lmao

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

I bet they would roll up in a ball laughing then say " oh please my DI could do it better, so sit down and let a pro show you a thing or two." lol

Yeah we could send one Marine unit and they will take care of the whole Venezuelan military.

I was laughing my ass off just seeing that, the most pathetic thing I ever saw.

Juan Negrete rent-a-cop agreed. In By comparison, Rent-a-cop steve who works the night shift at the mall is truly a menacing force.

hahahahah lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As a former rent-a-cop, yeah I'm pretty sure I could take these guys.

@@vincepurpura8905 ha ha ha ha !!

of the 99 Cents store

There are plenty of things that scare a Marine. MEPS. Drill instructors. Being seen walking on the grass. Military wives. Jody. Begging for leave. Math. The silver bullet. The silver bullet again. The weird guy who runs slow because he likes the silver bullet. Transferring to the glock side-arm. The green wenie. Sitting next to the engine in a HMMWV on a hot summer day. And those weird-@$$ Marines who scored 95 on the ASVAB, buy asked their Staff-Sargent to assign them 0311 because they wanted to get shot at, and kill people .XD

@@Ranstone that last one hits close to home

Was the crayon box empty?

A1pha Ch3rnovak 😂😂same

Tell them that the crayon factory burned down.

They all look so malnourished and poorly trained.

I wonder what kind of unit this is. Special forces? Active duty or maybe some reserve component? I’m Canadian and whilst our military is not doing great and is funded shoddily, even reservists are often pretty good at doing multiple jobs when given pre-deployment training and attending schools in summer and on weekends. These guys look like toons

Same here, and we have diplomatic relations!

@@justsomecommie2638 That's even more laughable/sad.

They couldn't even scare the coast guard

Couldn't scare A Mall Cop😂😂

Entirely factual statement.

They couldn’t scare a grandmother

Couldn't scare Civilian Air Patrol

Darts, not bullets. Nerf has weird verbage.

Dart = Bullet Mag = Mag Clip = Clip Tactical = Tacticool Practical = Practicool Zombies = Zambies Nerf Deploy and Modulus Battlescout = Useless

Jimbo Nutran forgot the deploy

With soldiers like these, maybe Commando wasn't as unrealistic as I'd thought.

It's still the 80's over there. They're still watching training videos of the A-Team on Betamax.

Technically the camera man is shooting them , so they’re just returning fire 😂😂😂

The range safety officer is not amused. :D

Nah, they are not bad sound effects. They are classic Hollywood Edge's AK-47 sounds. They have much more charms than modern sound effects.

Roger England looks like fun ,you can tell they bin drinking already 🍺🥂

Roger England minus the food

Roger England I’m afraid not these are special dudes, at least normal people in America would be playing with shotguns and having a rubber bullet war which we all know would be 10x more effective than the Venezuela military

@@armyalooftv7481 OK I understand now it's a training camp conducted like the military for persons with special needs. It's nice of the Venezuelan government to take care of its physically and mentally challenged people. I have a new respect for El Presidente 🤪🤣

Roger England except they've already had the beers

Haha can't scare me if I'm a civilian now

Drill Instructors scare recruits, not marines. Let's be honest, you don't know shit.

@@bravelilspidey Maybe, but I know a fuck ton more what does and what doesn't scare Marines more than those girl scouts in Venezuela do.

@@StarwarsHalofreak Ok. Do explain, how do drill instructors scare marines? I'm open to your insight and wealth of knowledge.

bravelilspidey It was clearly meant as a joke big boy, taker easy and stop bein all inspector gadget on his ass.

Larynx injuries, strained abs and pulled cheek muscles lol.

Or guys going "hold my beer, I got this."

@@redwatch1100 former marine here, I can confirm my cheeks are indeed incredibly painful atm

@@MoistOwlettes Did he drop the beer tripping and causing himself to get majorly cut

@@charlessmith8679 My guess is he tried to take them all on blindfolded and blackout drunk.

Girls scouts would kick their ass

Drown them in cookies.

I wouldn't expect more cookies to be sent over there either

@@ReaperCheGuevara lol

@@ReaperCheGuevara LMAOOOO

We'll just call for naval gun fire.

I’m pretty sure I’ve picked things out of my navel more fearsome than this lot

@William Newkirk exactly.......Sanctions on food, medicines (which ever nation sells medicine stuff to Venezuela would also be sanctioned), and also sanctions on basic needs....sanctions affect people, if we impose sanctions on food, medicine and other goods who's getting affected?? Venezuela's economy is dependent on oil and sanctioning oil companies like state owned PDVSA will affect it's economy and people as well.............Venezuelan economy was crushed by flooding markets with cheap Saudi oil, it was over $100 per barrel and it dropped to just $28 per barrel and it affects Venezuela more because your country is heavily dependant on oil exports........Guaido is a traitor because only a greedy person for power declares himself president.......all the crisis in Venezuela is because Venezuela has vast oil reserves......Chavez kicked foreign companies out as they paid only 25% of the oil profits........rest 75% oil profits went into pockets of Exxon, Chevron, british petroleum and TOTAL........so Chavez wanted that 75% profits to go in to state owned PDVSA.... And the foreign oil companies weren't happy....... attempt to overthrow Venezuela's governments is going long before since Bush was in office.......in 2002 coup was attempted to overthrow Chavez........Bolton openly admits that we want Venezuela oil on fox business interview........he wants US oil companies there.

😂

William Newkirk No we’ll still be laughing, we’ll just be doing it in another country

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Socialism... am I right?

I think they can. It’s just they don’t want to get jacked and killed by the Venezuelan people for their weapons, ammo, and equipment.

Lol

lmmfao

OOF

American Highlander To take over Venezuela just throw food at the citizens and they’ll overthrow their government in no time

@@rusty7984 try 5

American Highlander Their citizens would probably pose more of a threat to the US Marines than their soldiers would.

Overkill man the chair force would be able to take over that country

@@rusty7984 No doubt.

Back in my day we didn’t have nerf guns, we had to use real guns and heal our wounds with the blood of the enemy Smh kids have it so easy these days

😂😂😂

Why don't you try China? They ran you out of Korea remember?

I've been in snowball fights with my daughters that were more intimidating than that video

I have fucking ptsd from nerf

Turnip Man they ARE wearing helmets though

Turnip Man They don’t have jeeps just short buses. But at least they’re painted in black face.

That’s uncle Maduro for ya

Turnip Man u

Why is no one talking about the fact United States supports 73% of the world's dictators