[Vinesauce] Joel - Grand Theft Auto III ( Part 5 ) 

bepis cans falling over are a staple of joel's streams

Someone should send him an altered American.GXT that replaces "WASTED" with "BLOSTED"

43:09 inhale *g e n i t a l s* I can't believe he said that, I'm literally shaking rn

*High class translator* *Pleb scum class:* "Joel playing GTA 3" *High class intellectual* "𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕳𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖚𝖗𝖞𝖘𝖒"

35:49 Da BLOOST You can actually hear Joel rocking in his chair to DA BLOOST

JOTLESS FIXD THE AUDIO DESYNC BLEAASEE AAAAAAA

"I'm going to kill-"

2:14:18 don't think I've ever heard Unkle Jobel this angry before Edit: 2:25:20 for on edge lalala'ing

I have a friend who had a heart attack a couple of years ago. Instead of calling a ambulance and paying over 1500 in fees and taxes.He just calls me cause I'm the only person he knew that lived close by and asked for a ride to the hospital. Depending on the mileage they have to drive and a few other factors ambulance rides can range anywhere from 500 to 2500 dollars. His heart was still a mess but he was more stoked that I saved him 1500 bucks.

My personal highlights. 18:23 joel predicts the next 30 minutes of the MP3 radio 27:33 I'm going to KILLIL 35:45 DA BLOST 38:32 no swear starts 41:00 T-Pose physics 45:07 wind wanker (swear?) 46:22 wanker is not a swear 57:00 from GAMER to FUCK 1:10:35 is this sex? 1:11:28 bridge physics 1:13:48 U HAV LEF RRRAY BEHIND 1:33:14 joel draws a map 1:34:35 it was upside down 1:51:48 she's on fire 2:14:08 A.I. NO + VA FAAN + NEJ + U NID TO PAE ATTENTIO + gamer rage on 2:56:00 dodo goes fly

"Itll be foooony" Chats reason to do things is much the same as a pair of teenagers about to do something that lands them a Darwin Award.

hit dem hard.... COMIN BACK WITH DA BLOOST

imagine it's not a 10 hour of Wind Waker but multiple versions of it under different names

That creaking of the chair at 1:19:30 is just perfection. Le creme dela creme. 1:27:30 Banjo music was peak.

to correct the audio, download the video then playback with VLC and press the letter K until it's at 1500ms. then it plays in sync. if you press it too many times use letter J to change it the other way.

2:14:17 that hurt me deeply. It actually happened to me too once playing that mission.

When he asked what music to "inhale" to, I was seriously expecting Halloween Farts.

Joel is into CBT Cool BLOST Transmissions

goddamnit joel fix that audio delay thats been happening ever since part 2

You know shit's fucked when Joel rages in swedish

2:00:45 biggest bruh moment in gta 3

I got an advert for the "World's best Church Software." Wow, FecalFunny.com truly is the most Christian channel on Twitch.

Audio may be de synced, I’m just happy I can catch Joel’s gta 3 stream I missed

Joel taking a vow not to swear means I can finally show my church group the meme trash I watch.

02:06:14 every previous war encounter so far. I love *Out-Of-Context-Jobel*

I love Joel so much. But god the way he is oblivious to missions drive me up the wall >

Joel thinks he has a heavy accent, yet he speaks English better than native speakers that I know.

Ray getting stuck in between cars while Hong Kong 97 plays is the highlight of the stream

Whoever put the Windwaker music in, we are going to find you, and we're going to blost you.

Please baby juul play to us a Manhunt 😭

2:00:54 Pure comedy. The looping was perfect.

He came back! ... with da blost

i dont know why but joel dejectedly asking the chat what the opposite of inhale is, is to me the highlight of the stream

Joel really tried that hard to finish the mission and almost soft locked. What has he done to have such atrocious luck?

Joel's Streams are Bepis, Memes, stories and AGGA. Best streamings ever.

To give you an idea of how dangerous joel lives, we could have heard the gamer word

In America Joel, the cost of an ambulance is an arm...and a leg. I'd rather drag myself to a hospital than be in debt for the rest of my life.Yes, the cost of an ambulance is around $1000.

Joel really needs to fix the audio for some of these! Last part was fine and i thought he had fixed it, but now we're back to this half a second delay! It really messes with my head trying to watch it!

i need my dose for joel's "alright so.." not today i guess...

The audio is de synced again

I thought the art at the beginning was him pushing a backpack

audio desync again, wat ze fuk joel??

If you can't remember where ammunation is just go to Phil's - it's north.

2:00:55 lmao with the repetitive music too. I would have loved to have seen the chat when that was happening. These streams aren't the same without chat's reactions.

tHe BloOoOosst

Imagine being that guy who sends extended video game osts to Joel.

oel

It's kind of beautiful how in GTA 3 the kino is that you're helping *end* something for everyone. Almost every character though a certain lack of dialogue has an important arc.

This video has a delay of 1500 ms on the audio

VAD FAAAAAAN, NEEEEEJ

Joel: I hate when your driving along and the tiniest thing fucks your car Also Joel: drives at full speed ok the wrong side of the road and swerves left and right randomly

If there's no halloween farts on this one I'll be disappointed

joel is way more fun than vinny

39:35 Heck (spelled hek, but it is pronounced the same) is the Dutch word for fence, so definitely not a swearword! #theMoreUKnow Btw, what does Joel have with the Lidl? I don't watch ALL the streams but I have this store in my town (twice actually) and am wondering wtf is up with Lidl xD

Playing skyward sword recently and the sword play with remote is not that bad at all

Oh nice, audio desync makes a comeback. Really missed that shit.

Vinesauce Joel is the Swedish DSP at GTA III

So, why did Joel install a popped tire mod again? Because it's made the escort mission way harder than it needs to be.

Gotta love how the American health care system is so absolutely fucked that Joel flat out did not believe it costs that much to call an ambulance.

it's really not hard to remember where the ammunation is, it's a little south from the bridge coming from Portland. that's how I remember where it is, and I didn't use any guides or play it excessively. you just have to connect it with a landmark, in my case the bridge.

Joel really is the Christian Bible Teaching master.

UNLISTED??? also the Msx radio number is a UK phone number

okay so i just realised at 2:32:09 that really fast version of T-dub is extremely similar to one that i sent to joel that never made it into the san andreas streams, it uses exactly the same concept i did (where the track speeds up every time T-dub says "man") but whoever made this one did it so that the pitch changed too whereas i did it as just a tempo change, also for whatever reason it seems the game is playing it somewhere between 2 and 3 times as fast as it should be unless it was made that way whoever it was that created that T-dub track, nice

if there was one, you should have gotten a CJ mod, cause, you know... "After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home..."

Im thinking on the guy who send the Wind Waker music and laugh everytime thinking what the hell he done

IN THE NAVY

This game somehow looks better than SA in some parts.

1:30:43 When Joel exports FunDips to Venezuela, now that's a POLAR MOMENT

That Nobel prize message was almost certainly a trap due to his spicy takes on Einshtein

1:26:26 Food! Real food! To eat, perchance to taste!

It will be known as blostpee from now on. No more bepsi.

Joel, according Wind Waker, try Cemu.

"This is the hardest mission," *Finishes mission under 1 minute.*

I barely ever saw any models for the player character back in the day, a lot of these plain just were intended to be pasted onto Claude and it looked hilarious. That 'shirtless' one? Maybe it has a model but many skins were simply like that.

Very bad audio desync?

You could've had a map mod the entire time, but no

Joel, you can mod in the dead-dodo (uncliped dodo)

Joel complaining about driving controls while widly smashing the directional buttons. Fucking hell, all cars handle a bit differently (as they should) and require a bit of light tapping here and there. It's really not that hard.

What's the song at 2:03:25 ? it's been driving me crazy since last stream.

1:38:59 yeah a "Grand Thief Auto" game without cars.

Joel please SYNC the audio you post these weeks after they're released and it's too distracting

no sexo

Seeing him not pick up the guy and continuing to do the entire mission was painful.

RIP: Rhino. Not to easy come...easy go.

Hey Joel, any chance you upload the art catchup stream?

You have my vote joel

Based and blosted

Joel talking about how ambulance rides cost like thousands of dollars...god this place fucking sucks

Is it just me but the bridge sound makes me remember of king of the hill intro

I'm going to keel

"let me talk to an expert" >opens google translate LMAO, historically awful translations since it was made

Lol, it's easily $1500 for an ambulance ride In America. I and a lot of other Americans don't call an ambulance unless they think they might actually die.

I actually rlly dig Joel as a president. Free mug for the homeless.

“I feel like Gerudo valley isn’t very fitting, I’m in a city and in a car” BUoT JOEy! EET EEZ duH ZELdUhr MuZiK! You LaikE duH ZELDUhR mUSiC rIghT??likE duH DRaGOn RoOsT iSlAnD?? TEN HOuR VErsIon?

you are the best

Find Mr whoopee the ice cream truck from rarest vehicle on the game

16:17 You funny funny.

2:14:17

he finally did it

I'm going to kEELYO-