[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Russian Edition 

"It's so depressing to look at" "There's just big open fields of nothing" Joel you're just describing Russia

Joel: "What's alien in russian?" Chat: "Ayy lmaoski"

Despite being a Russian mod, a McDonald's selling guns is one of the most American things I've ever seen

"I can't tell if it's a strip club or a grocery store" ... okay, here me out. I have this idea for a new business ...

A Joel a day keeps depression away.

Russian music in this video: 04:37 - Кино - Группа крови | Kino - Gruppa krovi 07:06 - Кар-Мэн - Лондон, гудбай (Remix) | Kar-Men - London, good-bye (Remix) 10:04 - Комбинация - American Boy | Kombinatsiya - American Boy 13:41 - Гарик Кричевский - Мой номер 245 | Garik Krichevskiy - Moy nomer 16:53 - Валентина Легкоступова - Ягода-малина | Valentina Legkostupova - Yagoda-malina 27:06 - Михаил Круг - Кольщик | Mikhail Krug - Kol'shchik 31:52 - Ариэль - В краю магнолий | Ariel' - V krayu magnoliy 33:17 - Александр Барыкин - Букет | Aleksandr Barykin - Buket 36:36 - Вячеслав Добрынин - Синий туман | Vyacheslav Dobrynin - Siniy tuman 38:09 - Иван Кучин - Жиганская душа | Ivan Kuchin - Zhiganskaya dusha 40:57 - Бутырка - Запахло весной | Butyrka - Zapahlo vesnoy 58:03 - Vaporwave mix: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8IjM-KqHLwc.html 59:28 - Vaporwave version of Марина Журавлева - Я не та | Marina Zhuravleva - Ya ne ta 1:05:05 - Молчат Дома - Судно | Molchat Doma - Sudno 1:07:38 - Любэ - Атас | Lyube - Atas 1:32:10 - Браво - Вася | Bravo - Vasya

>when the Russian edition looks better than the Definitive Edition

11:57 Little Joel knew he was buying Ratburgers, Hot-cats and cooked chickens

Game crashes because it can't handle CJ being white.

If this is actually based off russia, the jails and the underground railroad systems worry me.

"Давайте посмотрим на ники создателей этого замечательного мода кислоид, лосяш... У вас есть друг с погонялом лосяш? "

The radio in this mod is amazing

I never thought I would hear Kino in a Joel stream

FINALLY AFTER 6 YEARS FOR WAITING FOR AN EMAIL RESPONCE JOEL ACTUALLY REPLIED GAVE ME WHAT I WANTED

As a mexican i find it interesting how some of these songs sound like stuff i grow up with but in another language, from the instruments to the voices. Especially that one song Joel said it sounded like "russian dame da ne", it straight up sounds like something my mom would've listen to

"Seriously, nobody can drive here, it's fucking ridiculous!" -Joel, while driving on the wrong side of the road, colliding with multiple cars and skating the underframe of his car along the guard rail of the highway.

ЧЁ??? Неужели дядя Джобель играет в мод моего детства? Я что сплю?

“who is this man? That’s not CJ...” what gave it away Joel?

Play Alien City that one has full voice acting, missions, city, cars, mechanics, etc. Best total conversion

As scuffed as it is, this is genuinely a really high quality mod. So much new content.

1:02:29 awesome album cover for russian sovietwave, Gta san andreas graphics that are close to heart, russian car and open field at the same time the "different" aesthetics with those colors, its beauty.

The music at 18:00 is not even russian. It's from the movie "The Professionel" which is a French movie scored by Morricone.

Bald & Bankrupt simulator

1:06:58 Legitimate terror and fear

I really like that white washed CJ is A) Incredibly grey-toned and B) Has lighter palms than the rest of his body because they just lightened his base skintone

Tommy Vercetti needed to expand his empire.

For the whole stream I've been screaming "the red flags on the minimap are the missions" and Joel be like "I'm trying to find the missions"

Man I swear the massive pileup after 34:45 and the gulag had me in tears. Excellent game choice Joel!

Idk if anyone mentioned it on stream but at around 1:14:26 Joel mentions somewhere that the jail looks like its from Manhunt. It actually is. Its the level White Rabbit ported over to San Andreas. Fun Fact no one asked for

>Joel hijacks a car 4 minutes into the game after leaving a khrushchyovka >Grippa Krovi immediately starts blaring from the car's speakers Oh yea, it's сука блять time.

ah we indonesian san andreas fans have one as well, its called gta indonesia. its pretty janky as well, so if youre interested you could check it out.

Вспомнила обзор от Мэда, эх ностальгия, спасибо, Джул.

This is the real GTA IV

0:33 "oh it started raining outside" outside my house literally started raining outside at the exact moment.... VOD WIZARD!!!

"it's so depressing to look at!" Well it is Russia

The vaporwave part was genius

Yes, comrade, that is true. Russian prisons have no locks because they do not need locks. Russian prisons are so big and convoluted that prisoners don't find their way out until their term is served. No two prisons are the same and there are thousands of them. Besides, leaving the prison before the criminal authority is disrespectful. The punishment is shank. Only the strongest leave prisons alive, tattoos spontaneously appear all over their bodies the very moment they step outside.

So this is the planet that needed CJ after Joel’s play trough...

1:05:04 I wonder if Joel ever found out the song is about killing yourself in a bathtub with a toaster... EDIT: I was partially correct. It was actually about the singer drowning himself in the bathtub. Still similar but still. Pretty messed up song.

I'm so glad i was able to catch this live. The best kind of Joel streams are the ones where he plays some extremely obscure and very ambitious mod that was made by someone really trying their best.

This isn't proper russian if CJ doesn't go *нет.* Or buy some Dendy machines.

If anyone wants to try it, its called "GTA: Криминальная Россия" If you know how to search for stuff, you will find it very quickly.

I like how "Группа Крови" is the first piece of music he hears in the game. Really reflects Russia.

That nightclub is 100% pure epilepsy.

The sign at 12:24 says Shawarma. When you flip M, it turns into W which in Cyrillic becomes the "Sh" sound. That's pretty clever.

18:00 Rip in peace dinosaur semen man

It's so refreshing to see Vinesauce members exposing Russian obscure stuff

1:08:32 Joel: "No one can drive here! It's fucking ridiculous." *Proceeds to cut across the oncoming lane to dive on the footpath*

a man literally kills himself* Joel: bad ending

8:01 Joel walks straight into the Touhou dimension

I recently played this mod. It gets WEIRDER: - Of course, Russians must know about this, but for everyone else, the upbeat radio adverts that end with "AO, MMM" are from a famous pyramid scheme fraud that was a very big deal back in post-soviet Russia in the 90s (they even got Mexican telenovela actress Victoria Ruffo to appear on 3 of the commercials, since her telenovela was very famous in Russia). - In the forests where Joel gets mesmerized by wood, there's another epilepsy inducing nightclub where you can do something (not sure what, the game crashes when going to the red marker, no surprise), and also there's a "love park" with photos of the mod's developers and their girlfriends (nothing NSFW, just Valentine's Day thematic) - Benny, the famous hillbilly deform ped from the original game, is replaced with an even uglier model. - In the woods where Joel talks about Mercenaries, you can find the house of the witch Baba Yaga (a famous old Russian folk tale) - The building in the background at 35:54 is a store that supposedly sells weed, but the interior is the mall from Manhunt. - Speaking of Manhunt, the subway system (where Joel found the bodies) is just a lot of those game's assets. - A latter version of the game has a balalaika (a Russian guitar with a triangular body) as a melee weapon. And I think there's a lot of more freakozoid stuff happening down there in the mod, just waiting for being unearthed.

Joel please make a part 2 of this and do the missions. The characters have dialogue and its the funniest thing ever

1:02:08 "I urge you all when you're watching this stream to turn it down to 240p. Make it look like shit." *Has been watching in 240p the whole time with my shit Wi-Fi that can't even handle 360p*

Группа крови? Молчат Дома? On a Joel stream?? Hell yeah.

I haven't expect Molchat Doma in the radio holy shit

I immediately knew that CJ would be a white guy in this

The last time I saw Pendulum live they were serving Walkers crisps behind the bar. Accurate.

funny stuff aside, this is low-key depressing/terrifying, especially the massive forest and empty greenfields. Could just imagine running (or driving) endlessly through a barren field.

This mod rules, it’s got Russian music and entire manhunt levels

while this is pretty fucking funny, it actually shows how big the modding community and how much of a mod heaven gta sa is. like there's so many big, huge map mods and mods that changes everything like new map, missions, characters and other stuff like gta alien city. its amazing really.

it's not illegal to not have a dashcam in Russia, it's simply a normal CoveringYourAss measure

40:20 that’s actually a TU-114, it was a copy of the Concorde, often called concordeski. It was a copy, with some slight changes that made it less comfortable, much louder, very fuel hungry and also fun fact, it actually took flight around a month before Concorde did, claiming the first super sonic passager plane title. It was also the first Concorde to crash.

1:06:58 To this day Joel is still suffering from signal simulator's PTSD

This could be for many a typical zany stream of Joel playing something bizarre. But for me, it's a lot more. I can easily say that this video saved my life 2 years ago. In the midst of a terrible chapter of my life, thanks to the other Russian GTA bootleg stream (which is a masterpiece on its own too), I discovered this stream, and it was a relief to laugh with all the involuntary crazy stuff that happens on the mod. And for the first time in like 3 bad months, I was happy.

4:48 23:40 that's KINO (the band), they're really great, check them out They're 80s post punk Edit: this is the song, but I can't read Cyrillic so I can't tell you what it's called lmao ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xtxjm7ciwmc.html

7:38 "here, take this mdma before you come into this club" 8:02 "HOLY MY FUCKING LORD!!"

COMRAD JORBELIN I'M GLAD U RE DOING RUSSIAN GAME GOODJOB

MOLCHAT DOMA INTENSIFIES

Bald and Bankrupt: "Look! A soviet game!"

This is better than the """remaster"""

That ASMR segment was actually pretty good

Joel you always find new ways to make me happy, you are fucking awesome dude.

The song at 1:05:05 is even more depressing if you know what it means but ngl I kinda like it

1:05:03 That song is quite popular among young adults in Poland. Doomerwave resonates with their struggles with everyday life, pointlessness in doing things over and over and feeling like it’s never going to change, and lack of faith in better days. All that surrounded by soviet buildings, people always drinking or smoking around a corner and sometimes even a danger of being stabbed if you’re in a wrong place at a wrong time. It’s kinda funny how people react so differently on this type of music depending on their culture. In slavic countries you can not only feel it, but relate with it. Even if you understand shit, cause you don’t speak russian >.>

"Car please!" (gets run over)

Alien in Russian is "inoplanetyanin"

Holy crap... I haven't watched a Joel stream in a while, when did his voice get so much deeper?

31:30 - Joel vibing to an advertisement of financial pyramid

56:48 *music stops* AAAAAAAAAAAA

"I wish there was missions in this." Chat: RED FLAG ON THE COMPASS YOU BIG DUMB, GO TO IT

Joel playing Molchat Doma while playing Criminal Russia My life is complete

Does anyone know what the music Joel used for the vaporwave bit is, more specifically the one that plays when he adds the VHS filter? (Not Molchat Doma) I feel he used a playlist from youtube, but I can't find it.

The Prison was a Manhunt level

Big fan of this GTA 4 texture pack, really brought the visuals to life!

11:50 I really like the jokes on the buy menu, whoever built the mod has a lovely sense of humor

I love how the first song that came on the radio for Joel was Gruppa Krovi lol

Between this and that Liquidators game that Vinny played, Vinesauce is turning into Винесос.

Joel, Please do more. I love the aura of this game.

The G in GTA stands for gopnik

The radio adds so much to this mod

I was today years old today when I finally figured out what the "ProLaps" joke is. Kill me.

"There might be something more sana ndreas related this month." Me: *Grinch smiles*

I would love to see Joel mess around more with this game! It's got some entertainment potential!

every time i see this stream makes me happy

27:10 they even have realistic Russian traffic!

43:15 every copy of gta criminal russia is personalised

It wants to be Russian GTA, but Russian Manhunt at the same time!

This stream was a masterpiece.

1:03:52 "Car please" 1:03:54 "Gotcha fam!"

The mushroom picture is an actual drum and bass artists song art