[Vinesauce] Vinny - Commercial Chaos: Christmas Edition 

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26:35 is absolutely untapped meme material, holy fucking shit. Gordon Ramsay crying as he watches himself rapidly age is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me, I shot water out of my nose because of this shit

(Vinny hears German being spoken) *Vinny:* Is this a fetish thing?

1:42:25 what the tape degradation did to that music, holy shit

The fact Vinny hasn't seen 8 Crazy Nights is something to behold, I am both piqued and concerned of him doing a watch-along of that movie.... and how quickly he's gonna lose his mind to Whitey's voice.

1:08:46 - The shift from “Oh thank God” to a powerful “NO” had me cackling.

I submitted a few of these commercials, and one of them was the "talk to dead pets with AI" mobile ad you see at the very end. It was genuinely the most loathsome thing I'd ever seen.

The shit jokes in the Kmart ad are made all the more funny by the fact that my sister found an actual turd in one of the dressing rooms at our hometown's Kmart, about a couple years before it closed it's doors. So yeah, poop really is tied to memories of Kmart.

35:17 The Commodore 64 had a mouse with two buttons, an innovation that Apple will no doubt discover one day.

I had such a visceral reaction to the Old Navy ad at 7:00 I tried to find the skip button not realizing it was in the collection

A brand new Commercial Chaos? On Christmas? It's a festivus miracle.

today has been absolutely rotten. got locked out of my car and im soaking wet from the rain. relaxing with two hours of stupid internet crap is exactly what i need right now. thank you, binyort.

The reason why the commercial at 34:07 skipped is because it was advertising a contest; first-run Pokemon episode showings in Japan usually advertise some sort of weekly drawing for a piece of merch, but during events like Summer, season premieres or Christmas/New Years there are often more prizes available.

Ozzy Osbourne is such a cultural icon, and the main example of "I don't give a shit what your product is, I'd do your commercial" 1:57:38 Holy shit that's Sam Hyde 2:15:32 Lolwutburger mentioned!

"and Joshua's getting poled-" Sounds like my kinda Christmas gift tbh

25:26 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS OZZY MOMENT he just says “shut up” to an oncoming deadly blow

A little bit of ancient videogame history trivia, at 35:17 for a moment you can see a screenshot of Habitat (the one where you see two characters standing and speaking), developed by Lucasfilm Games in 1986, one of the first MMO's ever made.

I like how Adobe Enhanced Ozzy just sounds like normal Ozzy.

MadClown taking the wheel was the best thing to happen to this segment. Chat can be really polarized on whatever gets featured, but it's still nice to tune in together and subject ourselves to our monthly dose of Commercial Chaos. Happy Holidays, chat ❤ (The Roger Rabbit and Nestea Cool commercials were my submissions this episode)

1:14:36 I'm not normally caught off guard by megalovania jokes, but this one got me good. 😂

How did this segment get so popular? Why do we look forward to this? 😂

Humanity peaked when we started putting DVDs in cereal boxes.

The Sprite Cranberry commercial is not only a nice homage to Rankin Bass, but it also becomes a meme at its peak since 2018 (the same year Big Chungus was introduced).

The Jack Skellington DMC game is basically the real DMC2. He plays just like Nero did years before DMC4 would release

0:43 Mad Clown even changed the legal copy at the bottom and it’s really good. Love the attention to detail.

I love that this series started with Vinny simply watching funny regional commercials but slowly devolved into the mods putting Vinny through increasingly weird meme phases. Christmas Edition? Here's every ad involving the Osbournes.

1:04:33 so what Vinny says, implies that Adam's Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights is perfect representation of christmas.

Matthew Lesko really did connect people with government funding. His books were just large collections of available funding sources that the US government was _terrible_ at telling people about. According to interviews and documentaries he's also a super chill guy.

26:33 - first YTP. 1:23:00 - second YTP. 2:06:09 - third YTP. 2:11:10 - fourth mega YTP.

1:35:32 oh wow, the Bodacious Bee is back, I kinda admire how shameless they're with those ads 1:48:34 also, I can't believe the diarrhea Christmas is real

Dementia showing up once in the disclaimer was an unexpected surprise

"John Lithgow can sing?" He was a Broadway star Vin, you're from NYC you should know this.

22:10 Why are the Riddler and Dr Doom trying to sell me a video game?

Genuinely the last thing I ever thought I'd see about the mobile game ads is a fake AI app that pushes talking to your deadcat and manipulating your emotions only to then peddle AI generated Albedo and Bronya as if no one would notice.

2:15:20 look mum, i'm on TV! ps: shoutout to AkumanoRobin for translating some of the commercials!

6:06 I think "Werbung" is a "Advertising" indication. Some European countries have the "Ad" indication on the commercials segment of a Channel.

Always a pleasure to run into any of the Golden Girls members on a Commercial Chaos

1:34:13 I lit up when this commercial started. I live in St. Louis, Missouri, and the Old Man Winter promo was an early 90s classic on my local NBC station, KSDK. They even brought it back the past year or two! I was so caught up in nostalgia that I didn't even really notice the video footage was completely unfamiliar to me, and the jingle finishing with "Happy Holidays from Fox 10" instead of "Happy Holidays from Channel 5" hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. Learning that this wasn't exclusive to a news channel in my area has completely shattered my worldview. It's like finding out Santa Claus isn't real all over again... I don't know if I'll ever be able to recover. (Incidentally, the promo submitted to Vinny doesn't even play the whole song, part of the start has been cut off. You can find the whole Old Man Winter song on KSDK's RU-vid channel.)

1:40:33 The Robert Dyas commercial im almost positive is using an almost identical structure to an older Rhett and Link commercial (i think it was a furniture commercial and instead of gay/straight it was about race)

The Robert dyas commercial was extremely surreal because I've legitimately shopped there before, and irs not even like a weird local store, Robert Dyas is a really big chain so they just....felt like making that commercial i guess

There's a couple reasons why the Nightmare Before Christmas game looks like a DMC game: Capcom made it, and it ran on the same engine.

Not so fun fact in regard to 1:50:50 - Don't use laser pointers to play with your cats. It doesn't actually stimulate their predator drive, as they need a reward to grab physically onto, their 'prey'. All it does is piss them off. Is it an easy way to get them to move around? Sure! But that doesn't mean it's fun for them. Use a ribbon and maybe get off the couch to play with your cat... they'll thank you!

27:44 A New Challenger: Butter! 🧈 🚨

1:46:32 This (Web?) CM hails from a bakery in the Maranhão state, known for being the "punch bag" of poverty jokes in Brazil. Their awful accent and some grammatical errors *(delícioso)* gives free meme material.

27:18 swows

when that new old navy ad started playing i genuinely thought the video went to an ad

1:52:00 Man this was weird because a synapse deep within the recesses of my brain lit up when I saw this commercial and I had absolutely no idea why. Then I recognized it, it’s a commercial from my area that I haven’t seen in a million years. The Carpet Man is still making cheesy commercials in Jacksonville FL but nothing to this surreal caliber.

1:52:46 This ad just stole Ness' scream from SSBU

1:58:04 What is a meatball? A miserable pile of beef.

Merry Christmas Vinesauce Vinny

I love the one with the cat batting at the computer mouse! So cute!

I am AMAZED that popee the entertainer is in these ads now, and it's proof that jabroni mike is having a definite (negative) effect on the internet

1:35:31 The return of the Bee MILF, the BILF if you would.

Back at it again with my Commercial Chaos bullshit! Explanations, fun facts, and whatever else is on my mind is up with the commercials I submitted here for this month. Believe me, I got a lot of them on board for this month... With the first ad I submitted at 10:13, I mainly submitted it for the purpose of having an NBA based ad to share here more than anything else. The fact that it was Adam Sandler based was a bonus and Eight Crazy Nights based was just icing on the cake by comparison. However, none of that footage shown was found in the movie; it was all just for the advertisement. The old man's thing (Whitey is his name) was seizures instead of being fat with eating a bunch of hot dogs. So him exploding in the end was put in there just because they wanted to. Also, Vinny's comment on him having a man pussy before exploding was fucking wild. Make of that information as what you will... Next up is the Mariah Carey Walkers Crisps (which are just the British version of Lay's chips) ad at around 12:48 or so. I don't know why the fuck this ad was shot in mono instead of stereo or even in surround sound, especially since the link I found the commercial from was on Walkers' official RU-vid channel. Anyways, this was a part of a bigger compilation of ads that were found in a bigger pile from a website linked from TV Tropes in their So Bad, It's Good page for advertisements. Rewatching the ad on its own again, I remembered why the note was there the entire time: because the instrumental was there pretty much the entire time. Thanks for the help, MadClown! For the first time ever, the next ad afterward was another ad submission of mine! The Ozzy Osbourne and the Osbourne/Osmond family commercial for Pepsi Twist came from a random perusing I did for old ads I thought would be good to share, and I somehow stumbled upon my way onto this ad right there. One fun fact I had in mind is when he said that "You're a bunch of bloody magicians" line, I thought he was going to say twists instead as a bit of fun wordplay. Also, when he yells out Sharon's name, I sometimes think he sounds like he's going to say shut up instead. Sadly, the original video I found it on was gone, but I'm thankful MadClown found an alternative upload on RU-vid. So once again, thanks for the help there, MadClown. This next ad at around 17:06 or so wasn't exactly an ad of mine, but I did help encourage JusticeWellerColde into submitting it for MadClown, with him approving it! You see, he found this ad from a video called "KCAL TV Prime 9 News at Ten Los Angeles July 11, 1991" and it was unfortunately (or fortunately?) the only copy around online. Basically, the recording got corrupted around a certain point there. I told him to go for it since it's better to go for broken visuals than broken audio, MadClown loved it and told me a fun fact about it being a while since a direct rip was around like that for Commercial Chaos, and the rest is history. Justice also told me no one caught Jack Nicholson in a top hat during that commercial also, but to be fair, not even I noticed that until he told me about it! After another Ozzy Osbourne ad, I also submitted the LeBron James Sprite Cranberry ad at 18:35. Honestly, this one didn't need much explanation: classic for the meme. I enjoy Sprite (though not cranberry), LeBron was most enjoyable in his time with Cleveland, and I think the autotune singer was T-Pain? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one. Well, after that long wait, the next ad I submitted properly was at 1:04:38. This ad was something I found by random chance at the end after starting with advertisements with basketball players, believe it or not. I have no idea what world that kind of "dinosaur" would exist under. However, the Christmas half was why I felt it'd be perfect to put in for December. The next one after that was at 1:07:41 and it unfortunately was the version with the more goofy sounding dub instead. Honestly, I'm not going to lie, I thought Vinny was going to hate that one considering even as a pizza guy myself, I wouldn't really want that one myself. And keep in mind I normally do like Dairy Queen myself. That being said, one slice wouldn't be the worst idea in the world, provided others shared in the experience as well. Otherwise, it'd just be a waste of the rest. Also, the main reason why I chose this ad was because the ending jingle "Hot eats, cool treats, we treat you right" was something I remember so fondly despite it only appearing for a short while in my life, and I really wanted to hear it again! Funnily enough, for the second time in this video, the next ad afterward is another ad submission of mine! This honestly came up by accident after trying to help MadClown out with something. It was a surprise even to me since I didn't even watch this clip before the livestream myself! Oh boy, the one at 1:16:32 or so is quite the doozy nowadays, huh? I mean, I was wondering if it was going to be played as it was, but the edit MadClown did was quite funny in its own right. :P Seriously, though, it's clearly obvious that his diss toward Jared Fogle would still be relevant nowadays as it was back then. Shit, it's better timed nowadays by comparison, for obvious reasons! Maybe Peter Griffin should be Subway's new mascot going forward? So 1:20:31 is the thing that was related to what I was talking about earlier on with helping MadClown out. Not so much that ad specifically, though it did relate in general, but you get the gist. You also don't need much explanation here. The next two ads at hand were also my submissions, and they're both Simpsons based! The T.G.I. Friday's food here looks so obviously fake here by comparison for this ad. Hard to believe this felt like it was before they went for microwaveable food, huh? As for the KFC ad, Canada was quite lucky to have that deal. Yes! I was hoping this would show up! 1:25:35 was my most hyped moment of them all! I was waiting since fucking August for this moment! Both Vinny and chat were none the wiser on this one, which made this one so much more glorious to me! >:D Anyways, the only reason why I knew of this ad was because it was featured on Chadtronic's own Cursed Commercials Holiday Special video last year. However, Chadtronic cut out the last part of it, hence why I thought it should be shared here instead. Fun fact, this ad was animated by one Richard Williams. I also found the ad in a compilation video of sorts, meaning JusticeWellerColde also helped out with the editing there. So thank him for the memories and subsequent juxtaposition also. (And yet, it's still wild that it was only in the Top 3 for most disturbing local ads in that section.) The next ad I submitted at around 1:34:13 is also a hyped moment for me for a different reason as a local to Arizona. The song that Fox 10 plays (which is called "Christmas Time Again" by Jolly Demis from an obscure Christmas album called Merry Arizona or Merry Arizona Christmas) is a fucking classic that honestly deserves to be heard by more people beyond those of us lucky to be living in Arizona. I was just lucky to find an ad with the song that felt like it'd work well enough with the Vinesauce spirit to make it work! :) Though I have no idea where the idea of Kari Lake being involved with this commercial came from. Normally, I would say that would be that for me, but sadly, I did most of the mobile phone/gaming ads this time around! Yep, from around 1:52:43 until I think 1:56:55, then the ad at 1:58:23, followed by the ad from around 1:59:41 until about 2:01:22, then the ad from about 2:02:06 or so before the final two ads of the mobile phone/gaming segment. I might as well say that I got my rips from Reddit in a place that tears apart these shitty ads to shreds themselves, though I first found that place years ago on TV Tropes back when a horrible ad involving Etika's death (R.I.P.) was used for exploitative purposes. Many of those ads are still as skunty as ever before. It's just a weird feeling to have many of my ads I found be involved this time around. And that's it now. Thank you very much for reading all of that. Take care of yourselves, and I'll see y'all next year!

Toledo Santa jumpsacre caught me off guard, can't belive Vinny reacted to THAT commercial

Christmas eve sunday sauce blessed us with a commercial chaos

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GODDAMN OZZY

Thanks so much vinny. Haven't been a subscriber too long, but you have really gotten me through some really tough times, so thanks for all the laughs. Love commercial chaos. Mixture of nostalgia and laughs.

I know it wasn't intended, but for a second I thought the monkey being named Jake was a dunk on Jake E Lee who did a couple albums with Ozzy before being booted off and denied any earnings by Sharon. I was like "calling Jake E Lee a monkey that's cold AF yo"

Seeing the computer commercial and how simple they were feels like playing bioshock and finding the old plasmid adds before it all went down.

Moe dancing with the bees to the Sparta remix is pretty good.

The opening for this was brilliant.

2:03:34 Ive seen this ad so many times on RU-vid I Have been waiting to see his reaction of it. "Worth it but at what cost."

That is a very...... Interesting intro there, vinny

So many commercials with Ozzy

1:03:10 Hello chat members and Mr John, it was I that said the nonstandard Simpsons bit. I only caught the santa bit of that commercial and did not know it was the very first episode of the Simpsons show. It was rude of me to criticize the first season animation against the current modern designs (and now the refreshed animation post covid). As consequence, you guys can label me as NonStandard Chat Member.

Oh god. I really hope there aren't actually any deceased pet AI because that is NIGHTMARISHLY dystopian and exploitative.

The fake out at 2:11:50 made me laugh way more that I expected

1:23:32

I like how for the second time using the same "ship" bit in the K-Mart commercial, Vinny was once again talking over the first use of "ship" and missed it, only to hear it the second time and be bewildered, and said "I've seen this" right afterwards. Then at the end of the commercial, Vin shits on K-Mart. This itself is a bit of its own in the making, looking forward to part 3

47:37 That's literally Lateralus by Tool in the background

1:18:29 Oh god, The Simpsons got their parody SPOT ON.

MadClown did an incredible introduction there!

27:33 was from the SlendyTubbies stream. the time stamp for it is 10:57 if you watch the vine classics upload, for anyone who is curious.

@1:42:19 did they... did they parody The Red House Furniture Store commercial?

Ain't no way I just landed on this video not a minute before it posted. This is gonna be a treat.

Vinny singing Touch My Body gave me a good cackle. I remembered that moment in that stream as soon as I heard it. Memory unlocked.

1:14:32 got me good

22:10 lmaooo cool album but I never knew they got Matthew lesko to do the ad

1:25:34 Wow, so not only was Santa Communist but the US murdered him. 💀

my left ear is clogged so all of the adobe enhanced ads just sound completely mute and it makes it ten times as funny

I didn't expect MF DOOM to sound like a wise fae creature who'd occasionally assist me on my quest. But that's on me.

I'd love the public access segment!

vinny just disable the sparta it's that shrimple

1:57:32 Sam "Muscle Red Man" Hyde

My left ear greatly enjoyed this one.

just what i needed right at bedtime, thabks vinyard

*The moon is indeed right.*

1:57:40 sam hyde

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas Vinny!

I was not expecting the robertsons bee to make a second cameo in some cursed ad's but it's a Christmas Miracle!

15:17 - It was pretty much every reality show ever when you think about it. People screaming at each other and getting beeped out and not making sense. And fans still refuse to believe it's staged. I actually met one genius that legitimately thinks Hell's Kitchen isn't just an act.

That's adorable 38:15

47:00 I remember I got my gamecube because a refurbished one at gamestop fell to like 40 or 50 dollars and I could save up my yearly birthday/christmas money and my allowance to buy one

Hi, I'm jeff. I'm bisexual and I will NEVER SHOP AT ROBERT DYAS, THEIR NAME IS DIRT TO ME. LONG LIVE THE RANGE, DOWN WITH DYAS!

As if it isn't 3 am here, about to call it a night. Guess it will be a little while later.

The mood is right

The people who did the gay and straight ad definitely saw Rhett and Link’s Red House add.

Watch the commercials at 1:41:00 and then watch the redhouse commercial by rhett and link