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The Dalek Empire explains their policy on AI technology.
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@steveholmes381
@steveholmes381 14 дней назад
Forget Artificial Intelligence, we desperately need the real thing.
@shgstewart4674
@shgstewart4674 13 дней назад
If you can't get real intelligence, store-bought is fine.
@petercharters100
@petercharters100 9 дней назад
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, statistically speaking, half the population is even dumber.
@sooskevington6144
@sooskevington6144 9 дней назад
Especially among politicians!
@DJTheTrainmanWalker
@DJTheTrainmanWalker 3 дня назад
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
@magravy1
@magravy1 14 дней назад
Subjugation is probably less painful than a Conservative Government 🤔
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 13 дней назад
Same thing pretty much
@khankrum1
@khankrum1 2 дня назад
Subjugation is definitely what you will get under Labour when they rejoin the EU!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 дня назад
@@khankrum1 why would Starmer do that? He’s an authoritarian, he doesn’t want oversight from other countries.
@magravy1
@magravy1 2 дня назад
@@khankrum1 Looking forward to rejoining the EU We can have our freedoms back . Giving new opportunities to our people.
@ploppysonofploppy6066
@ploppysonofploppy6066 14 дней назад
"More time with your family"! Is there no end to the depth to the evil of the Dalek Empire! Seek, locate, lose will to live.
@mikewilding3199
@mikewilding3199 14 дней назад
Showing more respect and empathy than the average Tory
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 13 дней назад
At this point they’re also showing more respect and empathy than the average Labour MP, too.
@VolkerHett
@VolkerHett 14 дней назад
The Dalek Empire will bring eternal peace to earth!
@AyarARJ
@AyarARJ 10 дней назад
Ah, a Publius Tacitus afficonado. Well, there's no denying the Pax.
@Anmeteor9663
@Anmeteor9663 13 дней назад
This makes so much more sense than any human politician. Vote Dalek for a Brighter Britain🎉
@reidpinchback8850
@reidpinchback8850 13 дней назад
"Hobby" may be code for "working on the new Dalek construction line".
@jeffwalker7185
@jeffwalker7185 13 дней назад
I may be a lowly drone, but, last time we used AI, we ended up in a stalemate war with the Movellans - millions of Dalek battle ships facing Movellans battle cruisers, with the AI on each side predicting the opponents move and countering it. That was really boring - not even a random extermination to break the monotony. We spent ages digging out Davros from his tomb - and, even though we don't have noses, the smell was pretty bad. Davros is not one for personal hygiene. Once we had him back to the surface, the bugger didn't tell us how to break the stalemate - he just chatted to that bloke with the long scarf, who was playing rock, paper, scissors with his companion.
@safirahmed
@safirahmed 13 дней назад
Daleks are underrepresented in BBC News and Current Affairs and Politics programmes.
@mikedignum1868
@mikedignum1868 13 дней назад
A sensible programme for a sensible future.
@tardistime6857
@tardistime6857 14 дней назад
I’m voting for the daleks because they actually have ideas and will actually do them
@starscreamsghost148
@starscreamsghost148 14 дней назад
"Dear daleks, I am writing this letter from Canada. Can you please establish a political party in our country? I, for one, would welcome the children of Skaro with open arms, for I believe our current prime minister is inadequate. I believe that with the Daleks at the helm, the people of our once great nation could accomplish wonderful things, if only we could all live hand in hand with one another, or hand in plunger for your case. I look forwards to your response! With much admiration, from Starscream."
@reidpinchback8850
@reidpinchback8850 13 дней назад
Well, there is the Rhino party at least. 😅
@Mooocheropordis
@Mooocheropordis 14 дней назад
I wonder who my local Dalek Overlord is? The planetry domination policy sounds sensible, but the crackpot stuff about hobbies and family is awful
@Sharron-Idol
@Sharron-Idol 16 дней назад
Hail the Daleks!
@davidgradwell8830
@davidgradwell8830 13 дней назад
Well, at least the Daleks have a well-reasoned platform and a sound, rational plan for galactic conquest. Many political parties can't even begin to formulate or articulate their plans, so we ought to at least give them credit for that! Vote Dalek!
@MetalMalc
@MetalMalc 11 дней назад
I suspect that they might need to increase taxes to pay for this galactic conquest. I demand to see a fully costed manifesto. Are they still promising to cut NI Contributions by 2%?
@mustrumridcully3853
@mustrumridcully3853 14 дней назад
Vote Dalek for a firm government!
@DavidSmith-cx8dg
@DavidSmith-cx8dg 14 дней назад
Got my vote !
@johnhughes2124
@johnhughes2124 14 дней назад
I'm starting to like this guy !!
@pamrush5078
@pamrush5078 14 дней назад
Obey obey
@joshuajames6898
@joshuajames6898 14 дней назад
Make sure you vote for an honest British politician on the 4th of July, Vote for The Daleks!
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 14 дней назад
I want dalek monty to come back, He is the reason why I am Voting Dalek
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 13 дней назад
.......yes where is Monty, where is the election promise of "unlimited tea and digestives for all"
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 19 часов назад
​@@d.mfrost6801I hope they didn't kill him, if they did then I am voting Cyber UK.
@user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat
@user-TheDieselOfTheProletariat 13 дней назад
We need a dalek party here in the US.
@daraghokane4236
@daraghokane4236 14 дней назад
Dalek are cute so I trust them, that's how I decided who to vote for
@GrunthosThePoet
@GrunthosThePoet 10 дней назад
I for one, welcome our Dalek overlords
@TheShanampan
@TheShanampan 12 дней назад
Davros says electorate, electorate vote Dalek now!
@rovanderby759
@rovanderby759 16 дней назад
I don't want AI to do creative stuff and leave the stupid and dirty tasks for me, I want it to do the stupid demeaning stuff for me while I'm drawing or playing guitar!
@scottbutler113
@scottbutler113 14 дней назад
Have you ever met my family? Please make AI processing of Humanity enslavement a priority to release me from that curse.
@RevYars
@RevYars 13 дней назад
Finally, an honest politician
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 14 дней назад
Oh, come on! The Daleks have just given away Elon Musk's plan. He will be furious!!
@peterrenn6341
@peterrenn6341 13 дней назад
Don't worry. Elon Musk isn't real. He's just a made-up baddie. Hide behind the sofa if he scares you too much. (oh and I'm pretty sure he can't climb stairs)
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 13 дней назад
In 1981, an AI named Eurisko (written by Douglas Lenat) won an interstellar space battle strategy game tournament (Traveller TCS). In response, the rules were changed, and in 1982, Eurisko won again. The organisers declared that, should Eurisko win a third time, the competition would be abolished. Lenat withdrew and started working for DARPA instead. So I guess the battlecomputer wity perfected AI had been waiting for over forty years now. But on the other side.
@xaero76
@xaero76 9 дней назад
Hell yeah! Supreme Dalek Overlord has my vote!
@walterengler5709
@walterengler5709 10 дней назад
Wow the first politician that actually makes sense. Go Dalek!
@AirwolfCrazy
@AirwolfCrazy 14 дней назад
Hang on, I think the Daleks have already infiltrated local governments here in the USA! 😅 These are great!
@JamesTurner-os7sw
@JamesTurner-os7sw 12 дней назад
One of the best thought out manifestoes of this election. Although Count Binface has just edged it for me.
@ReiverBlue1971
@ReiverBlue1971 13 дней назад
Was that almost a "gulp" be they said "Family"? :P Keep them coming
@stationplaza4631
@stationplaza4631 11 дней назад
That was the only party political brroadcast that made sense...and certainly the only one that had an honest ring to it.
@sooskevington6144
@sooskevington6144 9 дней назад
Love these videos. They put the whole election nonsense in perspective.
@richardvandervoort
@richardvandervoort 13 дней назад
The "Donald" needs the Daleks.
@immaterialimmaterial5195
@immaterialimmaterial5195 13 дней назад
Um... I wonder.... Will we be able to enrol at evening classes to learn the Dalek language and idiom? I'm all for it!!! (I'm pretty sure it gets results). Now, where to begin with the Dalek dialect meanwhile. Listening to Dalek broadcasts like this I guess and practising the vowel sounds?!
@calbrockocat8728
@calbrockocat8728 13 дней назад
AI stands for "any intellignece." Only the Daleks will harness that awesome power as it seems the humans have forsaken it.
@robynjamiehughes9323
@robynjamiehughes9323 14 дней назад
What about The Mechanoid and Movellan AIs?
@ploppysonofploppy6066
@ploppysonofploppy6066 14 дней назад
We're sending the Movellans to Rwanda aren't we?
@FoolOfGods
@FoolOfGods 10 дней назад
This video is endorsed by the standing committee of Cybermen Popular Liberation Front (Hackney Tunnels Branch)
@zvimur
@zvimur 12 дней назад
Ehmm... there actually was a Classic Who Hartnell arc about WOTAN, a supercomputer.
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 12 дней назад
"I AM THE EMPER-OR OF THE DA-LEKS AND I APPROVE THIS MESS-AGE."
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 13 дней назад
#Dalek2024
@martinkevin4827
@martinkevin4827 14 дней назад
Brilliant
@earthm78studios
@earthm78studios 10 дней назад
Dalek Donald: “Back in my day, the closest thing we had were the Battle Computers. They essentially were our AI assistants. We don’t need an intelligent program to create silly art when we need to exterminate!”
@DaReAl90sVlOcpolitics
@DaReAl90sVlOcpolitics 6 дней назад
It funny hearing a daleks talking about ai
@greenstar2108
@greenstar2108 13 дней назад
I'll vote tactically for anybody if it gets the Tories relagated to third place in the house of commons. You have my vote our coming Dalek overlords!!!
@richardbradley2802
@richardbradley2802 14 дней назад
We obey! - We obey!
@ChrisTopher-cy8ph
@ChrisTopher-cy8ph 10 дней назад
❤❤❤
@stevenredpath9332
@stevenredpath9332 13 дней назад
About time we heard some common sense policies from someone saying it like it is.
@angelicagaldos
@angelicagaldos 12 дней назад
Dalek rule!
@kenattwood8060
@kenattwood8060 12 дней назад
Well if that isn't using AI responsibly then nothing is!
@draxisblackwood8776
@draxisblackwood8776 13 часов назад
(Happy Cyberman noises)
@Baby_Valentine
@Baby_Valentine 11 дней назад
Davros for President!
@Walesbornandbred
@Walesbornandbred 14 дней назад
Where do I sign up?
@AdeptHavelock
@AdeptHavelock 14 дней назад
Where do I sign?
@scottyboy1958
@scottyboy1958 14 дней назад
Well he Has my Vote
@MaisieSqueak
@MaisieSqueak 11 дней назад
When the Daleks have better policies than the incumbent government 😂 It started so well and then you had to go all "Galactic Domination" on us! Maybe next term guys! Keep at it 😆
@persophone4554
@persophone4554 2 дня назад
Making All Galaxies Aligned (to Daleks) .... true MAGA! Trumped by the Daleks
@nicholasmaude6906
@nicholasmaude6906 12 дней назад
What about vote Cyberman?
@AveburyEddie
@AveburyEddie 12 дней назад
Sorry Daleks but Im voting for Larry the Cat ! X Well he has successfully seen off 6 UK PMs. Larry deserve to be PM :) Larry's autograph on your skin ......... ////
@pheart2381
@pheart2381 14 дней назад
Its our only option at this point.
@makeupman
@makeupman 10 дней назад
Better off under the Cybermen, surely? Unlike the exterminatory Daleks, Cybermen just want us to join them. Though I am a little concerned about the shortage of Cyberwomen.
@NullStaticVoid
@NullStaticVoid 12 дней назад
I think you said the quiet part loud mate.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 12 дней назад
Nope. Vote Dalek for Honesty, Integrity and Extermination Of All Other Life Forms. A party you can trust.
@jkatkat7950
@jkatkat7950 13 дней назад
Can AI help determine which members of society should be turned into Soylent Green?
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 12 дней назад
The tasty ones, obviously. Gammon-flavoured, perhaps.
@flag5enemyinsight397
@flag5enemyinsight397 День назад
I mean, no other party has a policy to subjugate the entire galaxy, so the dalek party has that going for them.
@Lumibear.
@Lumibear. 14 дней назад
British announcer - “That was a party political broadcast for the Conservative party.”
@ralphhathaway-coley5460
@ralphhathaway-coley5460 14 дней назад
The Conservative party? The Tories are not real, they are a product of a sick and deluded mind!
@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif
@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif 14 дней назад
I rather spend time with my hobbies then family only got mum and dad still see each other in the car park we older family 💋💋💋
@tsr207
@tsr207 14 дней назад
At last, a clear policy on AI - none of this nonsense of Star Wars in the 1920's which is on RU-vid - technology being used to enslave mankind - we didn't see that coming......
@Satters
@Satters 11 дней назад
there is not a dalek candidate in this constituency
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 11 дней назад
There will be... it won't be immediately obvious who, but you'll know. 😐
@waltermlane9664
@waltermlane9664 4 дня назад
Could you take over Florida?
@nimbusco8956
@nimbusco8956 12 дней назад
Yeah, the Daleks say they have a plan for AI, but what about WOTAN? It is actually an AI, and I hear it has a wonderful plan for War Machines. The Daleks talk a good game, but they will just waste money on pointless public works projects like hollowing out the core of the Earth.
@asimwaheed8201
@asimwaheed8201 13 дней назад
Daleks still left wing compared to the Tory Party.
@gearjammer3688
@gearjammer3688 13 дней назад
Finally some sound political standpoints. Vote Darlek.
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