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The Dalek Empire explains their policy on energy security.
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@markallen7924
@markallen7924 28 дней назад
VOTE DALEK, the compassionate wing of the Conservative Party!
@The_Scienceboy
@The_Scienceboy 26 дней назад
The Tories are already using humans as raw materials
@dionmarriott
@dionmarriott 24 дня назад
Fun fact - the Daleks are the second most moral army in the galaxy. If only they, too, had a tale of woe they, too, could have been the most.
@rendezvouzwithrama
@rendezvouzwithrama 20 дней назад
Except Great British Energy is a Labour policy.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 16 дней назад
@@rendezvouzwithrama The Daleks one is called Greater British Energy. It's legally distinct.
@rendezvouzwithrama
@rendezvouzwithrama 15 дней назад
@@MattafProductions Can I invest? It's got a better chance of succeeding....
@VolkerHett
@VolkerHett 28 дней назад
Sounds good, but I'll wait for what the Cybermen have to offer.
@davidroberts3280
@davidroberts3280 27 дней назад
DELETE !!!
@timmyturner327
@timmyturner327 26 дней назад
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 25 дней назад
The cybermen offer free upgrades into being cybermen, the will remove race, class, sex and we will become identical, we will become like them basically vote daleks to stop the cyber communists from taking over
@lachlanraidal5100
@lachlanraidal5100 24 дня назад
I dunno what it is yet, but I hear it's a massive upgrade.
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 24 дня назад
The cybermen will offer you metal communism
@James_T_Quirk
@James_T_Quirk 28 дней назад
Honest Politicians with a plan for Industry, Power & Recycling, with No Englishman left behind, unconverted ... Vote 1 Dalek !!!!
@dmw2361
@dmw2361 28 дней назад
These guys know how to get stuff done. I am fed up of politicians making promises and failing to deliver. Britain deserves leadership like this!
@Abuamina001
@Abuamina001 28 дней назад
Hey ! They've stolen that idea from the Green Party ! Surely .. ?
@ralphhathaway-coley5460
@ralphhathaway-coley5460 27 дней назад
Wow cheap power, full employment and a military to really challenge not just the world but the galaxy! They surely get my vote.
@bazpearce9993
@bazpearce9993 28 дней назад
I'd take Dalek rule over this Tory government in a second. At least the Daleks are honest about their plans.
@martinmowbray4304
@martinmowbray4304 27 дней назад
I’d take it over this Labour lot as well.
@devijankowicz9491
@devijankowicz9491 27 дней назад
Yes exactly. And all the rest of them I suppose. Onanists one and all. Why is it that, at every election since 1966, my reaction has been ‘Let’s get the buggers out’ WHICHEVER party’s been in power? Gawd, if I were forced to vote, it would be the Monster Raving Loonys this time.
@bazpearce9993
@bazpearce9993 26 дней назад
@@devijankowicz9491 That's right. They all shaft us. But some worse than others. This lot have had 15 years of screwing us over and making themselves better off. Now it's time for the red team to play at stupid idiots it seems.
@JohnDavies-cn3ro
@JohnDavies-cn3ro 20 дней назад
@@devijankowicz9491 Democracy, I believe, is defined as the privilege of deciding which of the available candidates you despise the least.......
@Deepthought-42
@Deepthought-42 26 дней назад
FREE SINK PLUNGER with every Dalek vote cast.
@jeffwalker7185
@jeffwalker7185 28 дней назад
Before I was turned into a Dalek, I was just an average punter, with no hope for the future. Now I have a steady job as a Dalek Drone, food fed through a tube in my Dalek casing and get to shout 'Exterminate' at every opportunity. I no longer have to worry about where I am going to sleep at night, because I never get to sleep. I no longer feel sad, as all of my emotions have been purged from my body.
@mmogaddict
@mmogaddict 26 дней назад
So not only low power bills but ZERO Unemployment!! Vote Dalek for a Better Britain!
@lilmisstarabear
@lilmisstarabear Месяц назад
Still better than anything any human politicians can offer.
@reidpinchback8850
@reidpinchback8850 28 дней назад
At least the Dalek Supreme admits he wants to be a dictator after day one.
@andysci9723
@andysci9723 28 дней назад
So they are going with a slightly different take on National Service.
@aliservan7188
@aliservan7188 28 дней назад
There's enough raw materials in me to make at least 3 daleks! Take that, slimming world!
@AndrewHalliwell
@AndrewHalliwell 28 дней назад
You might get shipped off to Adipose world, the Daleks only need your stem cells.
@aliservan7188
@aliservan7188 28 дней назад
@@AndrewHalliwell Oh God, I hadn't thought of that... screw it, still voting Dalek though
@jamienevill1768
@jamienevill1768 28 дней назад
EMSL (exterminated myself laughing!)😅💥
@outtheredude
@outtheredude 27 дней назад
Here I was thinking the Dalek's manifesto pretty much consisted of just one word: EXTERMINATE! ... Oh wait. Sorry, got the Tory manifesto mixed up with the Dalek one.
@phantomstrangermedia
@phantomstrangermedia Месяц назад
I will definitely vote Dalek. That is a sane & reasoned choice. Davros Burgers are people!
@Cr4z3d
@Cr4z3d 28 дней назад
"Davros Burgers" 💀
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 27 дней назад
Vote Dalek! You know it makes sense.
@spoonunit1
@spoonunit1 28 дней назад
I for one support our alien overlords. Vote Dalek for a brighter future.
@safirahmed
@safirahmed 28 дней назад
Daleks don't need energy companies when there's limitless energy for all under a single organisation for energy for the Dalek Empire.
@davidquatermass789
@davidquatermass789 28 дней назад
Vote Dalek!!!
@walterengler5709
@walterengler5709 27 дней назад
You had my vote at the words Dyson Swarm. Man I want to see that.
@caesar969
@caesar969 24 дня назад
Davros Swarm. Dyson is Made in Malaysia. At least Davros is English.
@Deepthought-42
@Deepthought-42 27 дней назад
At last an honest election manifesto. 👍👍👍 but I am waiting to se what the Vogons are offering before deciding.🤔
@paulineashcroft1485
@paulineashcroft1485 25 дней назад
But, but, but, their poetry will kill you.
@michaelnewton5873
@michaelnewton5873 27 дней назад
The Doctor is wise to you.
@ryu_san_
@ryu_san_ 25 дней назад
I was thinking of voting Count Binface but the Dalek energy policy has really swayed my voting intention to Vote Dalek!
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 26 дней назад
The daleks are very very honest with their intentions, Vote Daleks
@itequipment8251
@itequipment8251 27 дней назад
Building Dyson spheres- now that's REAL public investment.
@ianemery2925
@ianemery2925 28 дней назад
I am petitioning the OMRLP to form an alliance, together, they will be unstoppable.
@taffp4360
@taffp4360 27 дней назад
He gets my vote
@briandawkins984
@briandawkins984 27 дней назад
I have three toilet plungers to spare?
@PurityVendetta
@PurityVendetta 27 дней назад
The slightly more sane wing of reform. I knew I'd seen Ann Widcombe somewhere before 🤣
@EthanKristopherHartley
@EthanKristopherHartley 28 дней назад
I hear that Legionella Braverman heard about this policy and called it "Amateurish", Priti Awful Patel said it was "A good start" and Prime Miniature Titchy Richie the Tetchy "Techie" has claimed that it was always part of his Long Term Plan and that the Dalek Emperor "Has no plan".
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 28 дней назад
"The Daleks do have a plan! We just told you about it! Shall we say it again?"
@mandolinic
@mandolinic 27 дней назад
Not too mention that voting Dalek will add £200,000 to the average family's tax bill.
@aidjunkie5335
@aidjunkie5335 27 дней назад
I 100% percent support this idea. The Daleks have my vote for sure!
@DidgeTunes
@DidgeTunes 27 дней назад
Be warned, voting Dalek will add £2000 to each household's sink plunger budget!
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
Incorrect! We will nationalise sink plungers!
@johnnimbus8761
@johnnimbus8761 28 дней назад
,..and create employment at the same time! Got my vote.
@madwibble
@madwibble 25 дней назад
As long as it doesn't involve drilling a hole to the planets core.
@robertpearce8394
@robertpearce8394 28 дней назад
Vote Binface.
@weediestbroom
@weediestbroom 27 дней назад
I just have this massive feeling and i believe
@jeanannd
@jeanannd 27 дней назад
WHOA - Radical ideas here. He's saying that NON Dalek genetic material and brains will become Dalek's themselves. Think he may have a civil war on his hands.
@ghostlightwhisper6802
@ghostlightwhisper6802 27 дней назад
Would you consider running for President of the USA? I will vote for you!
@johnwilson5637
@johnwilson5637 27 дней назад
Where do I sign up? Better than anything we currently have as the main Parties are all tied up with Political Science agenda. The Political Ethics from the Daleks will, I am sure, benefit the whole country. Perhaps even the world.
@henrikhanssen6321
@henrikhanssen6321 27 дней назад
I, for one, welcome our Dalek Overlords.
@emperordalek102
@emperordalek102 28 дней назад
excellent. victory for the daleks.
@garypatterson2857
@garypatterson2857 27 дней назад
Finally! Sensible policies for a better Britain.
@douga3212
@douga3212 25 дней назад
It is GREEN energy without uranium, carbon gases or building those annoying wind & solar farms. Best energy policy ever!
@nickwilkinson5849
@nickwilkinson5849 27 дней назад
Got my vote, seems their the only ones with sensible policies.
@johnfisher9692
@johnfisher9692 27 дней назад
Vote Dalek, they always have big plans involving everyone of their subjects
@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif
@hauntinggoingonwithangelamylif 28 дней назад
❤😊vote Darlek
@edgewarecrt
@edgewarecrt 28 дней назад
Just a quick question , is James Dyson building the spheres for round the sun , cause he is very expensive same as his vacuum cleaners .Has the darlek emperor shares in Dyson industries , I think the electorate needs to know 👍
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 28 дней назад
The Dalek Emperor's financial affairs are a private matter. We found a Daily Mail journalist rooting through our bins trying to find evidence of impropriety. They were politely escorted from the premises. With lasers.
@edgewarecrt
@edgewarecrt 28 дней назад
The Daily Mail get everywhere , no one is safe from there journalists
@AbelMcTalisker
@AbelMcTalisker 28 дней назад
@@MattafProductions What`s left of him was, most of him was a greasy stain on the floor.
@calbrockocat8728
@calbrockocat8728 28 дней назад
Well, considering the other voting options, I choose to be mutated! Vote Dalek and reign supreme! (Excepting that pesky doctor)
@hoopy67
@hoopy67 28 дней назад
I'm in,where do I sign.😂
@wisteela
@wisteela 27 дней назад
Great work. Couldn't be any worse than the Tories. I like that I got a Labour party advert before it.
@seekingabsolution1907
@seekingabsolution1907 27 дней назад
Someone call the Movelans, they missed a few.
@tricksypixie
@tricksypixie 26 дней назад
EXTRAPOLATE !
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 27 дней назад
I'm waiting for the Vote Dalek statement on immigration. It should be a bit more compassionate than the Tory version.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
The Daleks are very much for immigration. Obviously. Do they look like they're from around here? 😉
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 27 дней назад
@@MattafProductions I suppose they do welcome foreign components....sorry workers!😁
@caesar969
@caesar969 24 дня назад
Daleks are British. They fought for us in WW2.
@ploppysonofploppy6066
@ploppysonofploppy6066 28 дней назад
But what is the Dalek policy on stairs! Excess power used to elevate must be eliminated!
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 28 дней назад
All buildings to be ramp accessible by 2035. On the day after the election.
@ploppysonofploppy6066
@ploppysonofploppy6066 28 дней назад
@@MattafProductions Progressive Daleks. Loving it.
@ryu_san_
@ryu_san_ 25 дней назад
They take D-Day seriously in this party, which is more than can be said the Tories.
@ZomBabeZoe
@ZomBabeZoe 28 дней назад
Definitely better than sunak's plan at last night's debate.
@fatbelly27
@fatbelly27 17 дней назад
The most logical manifesto of them all
@whatelseb-sidesvinyl747
@whatelseb-sidesvinyl747 26 дней назад
Can you guys sort the water companies too? Starting with the shambles that is Thames Water?
@tsr207
@tsr207 28 дней назад
Will we be able to buy shares in this energy company ? Very disappointed that the leaders debate did not include the supreme power of the universe . Probably they thought it would be boring.........
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
We'll be having our own debate this evening! ru-vid.comZ3D0g5gJlxQ?si=YgPZXWjA0k9_r4M3
@thedarcbird
@thedarcbird 27 дней назад
This message will be copied and broadcast across Facebook, Twitter (I know Musk will pay attention), Instagram and Mastodon. All glory to the Dalek Empire.
27 дней назад
I would vote Dalek but I'm in the US. I'm leaning Cthulhu ("Why vote for the lesser evil?") or Meteor Crash, whichever one can promise the grater annihilation. But I would vote Dalek if they start a third party here.
@caesar969
@caesar969 24 дня назад
You already have the Democrsts. They are destroying everything fine by themselves.
@phalanx9005
@phalanx9005 27 дней назад
Cant be much worse than another 5 years under the tories.
@micecollective7555
@micecollective7555 27 дней назад
that would mean an extra 2000 pounds in tax for every man, woman, and child.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
Cats and Dogs too. Don't forget them.
@mikedignum1868
@mikedignum1868 24 дня назад
Seems reasonable.
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 16 дней назад
VOTE DALEK THE REAL LABOUR PARTY
@Lillilady888
@Lillilady888 27 дней назад
Anyone think he's a bit of a dictator, that concerns me a little bit.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
"Benevolent" Dictator.
@Deepthought-42
@Deepthought-42 27 дней назад
0:46 Is the Dyson swarm around the sun another offshore (oops planet) tax loophole🤔
@hollymatton474
@hollymatton474 27 дней назад
Now that's my kind of political party! 😂😊
@beckysharpe7268
@beckysharpe7268 26 дней назад
They seem moderate compared to Reform or Trump (which is very worrying).
@firstcynic92
@firstcynic92 24 дня назад
Human Dalek mutants? Wasn't that done several times? It never turned out well, particularly after the Dalek Super Sentai Squad showed up.
@Chopperdriver
@Chopperdriver День назад
I’m voting Dalek on the 4th July. They have practical solutions unlike Count Binface.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions День назад
I dunno... we quite like his plan to build at least one affordable house.
@Chopperdriver
@Chopperdriver День назад
@@MattafProductions oh and the fact that I’m starting a sink plunger company has nothing to do with it.
@jimmartin156
@jimmartin156 26 дней назад
Sounds like an improvement on the status quo.
@steveholmes381
@steveholmes381 20 дней назад
You can't improve on Status Quo, 'Nothing comes easy' but 'What you're proposing' makes sense.
@jimmartin156
@jimmartin156 20 дней назад
@@steveholmes381 I must be sliding down the dust pipe.
@steveholmes381
@steveholmes381 18 дней назад
​@@jimmartin156'You never can tell' but 'I won't hold you back' 'You never can tell', must go now it's 'Margarita time'
@pamrush5078
@pamrush5078 7 дней назад
This is Dalek satire so please don't take this seriously
@markfryer9880
@markfryer9880 25 дней назад
This Dyson thingy around the Sun sounds awfully expensive! Has anyone seen the Dalek cost estimates for this thing and what is the actual timeline likely to be?
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 24 дня назад
All projects will be fully funded by interplanetary investment! The dyson swarm will not cost the British taxpayer a penny!
@steveholmes381
@steveholmes381 20 дней назад
​@@MattafProductionsNot by cutting benefits ?
@rendezvouzwithrama
@rendezvouzwithrama 20 дней назад
It's all been fully costed, by Dalek Abbot and the Labour committee that promised us HS2 by 2025.
@steveholmes11
@steveholmes11 19 дней назад
Did Dalek leader have Sky Television on Skaro?
@petersloan7087
@petersloan7087 16 дней назад
Where's the Doctor when we need him?
@mjookie
@mjookie 27 дней назад
Seems fair to me.. actually I rather like the idea of being a Dalek human mutant hybrid, certainly the best offer we’ve had in 14 years..
@RMillerism
@RMillerism 27 дней назад
Is Intergalactic Bin Man one of your sleeper agents?
@shaunflynn8314
@shaunflynn8314 24 дня назад
Have you any Cybermen campaigns?
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 28 дней назад
.....this manifesto is akin to "turkeys voting for Christmas "
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 28 дней назад
Vote Christmas - Do your part to conquer winter!
@scottbutler113
@scottbutler113 28 дней назад
British Turkeys voting for a British Christmas and not some balderdash Thanksgiving!!
@getinthevantim
@getinthevantim 27 дней назад
It's very much like Brexit in that regard then.
@delticnapierdccsound4236
@delticnapierdccsound4236 27 дней назад
MEINE LORDZ 🔥
@grahamturner1290
@grahamturner1290 18 дней назад
🐙
@g7eit
@g7eit 24 дня назад
Hail supreme daleks 😂
@simonscott1000
@simonscott1000 21 день назад
The Daleks, the party that Farage dreams of running.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
We wouldn't have him. The Daleks do not submit to jumped up Ogrons.
@marcuswall3857
@marcuswall3857 27 дней назад
Got the idea from Starmer?
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 27 дней назад
We admit to nothing!
@owenjones506
@owenjones506 27 дней назад
Sounds like the Tories but with brains !
@andrewsmcintosh
@andrewsmcintosh 28 дней назад
Exterminate energy!
@lokischildren7862
@lokischildren7862 28 дней назад
The dalaks still better than the Tories
@SuperChrisgaffney
@SuperChrisgaffney 28 дней назад
I would rather a dalek that the muppets we have in Ireland.....
@georgestefanou4250
@georgestefanou4250 28 дней назад
Wait all of us will be made into daleks or will some us be slaves just double check 😂😂😂
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 28 дней назад
Do you have a preference? You don't actually get a choice, we're just kind of curious.
@georgestefanou4250
@georgestefanou4250 28 дней назад
@@MattafProductions no I just wanted to know my opinion so I can make a informed decision when the time comes is all you understand right 😎😎😎😎🫡🫡🫡🫡
@James_T_Quirk
@James_T_Quirk 26 дней назад
Well in early DrWho Episodes Daleks had a Plug-in Brain to mount on captured Humans Heads to control them, I prefer to have Poly Carbonite Panels & Balls Myself ...
@andrewbennett7756
@andrewbennett7756 18 дней назад
Hel yes far better than the red and blue ice the french supplying Brits distcuting shame on them
@johnboy8696
@johnboy8696 19 дней назад
The Daleks. The far left of British politics.
@bikechainmic
@bikechainmic 28 дней назад
Vote Daleks, cos human politicaians are all so worthless.
@dc-4ever201
@dc-4ever201 27 дней назад
All hail our Dalek Overlords, well they are the least worst alternative than the other two parties 😂.
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