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Dalek Monty has a message about voter ID.
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@safirahmed
@safirahmed 21 день назад
People cannot vote in the UK general election if not registered to vote. Those wanting to be registered to vote need to be registered before 11:59PM (23:59) 18 June 2024 as there will be a lot of people registering to vote. Not even Daleks can enable votes in the UK general election for those not registered to vote in the UK. The Electoral Commission has more information.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
That's incredibly useful info too. Take your pinned message, you excellent human! 😊
@safirahmed
@safirahmed 21 день назад
@@MattafProductions Thanks!
@proteusnz99
@proteusnz99 20 дней назад
It’s come to a sad pass when the Daleks are showing greater concern for the democratic process than the (mis)governing party. Vote Dalek, for more honest politics👍👍
@Sammy1234568910
@Sammy1234568910 19 дней назад
rubbish voter ID has been a requirement for General, Assembly and local government elections in my part of the UK for at least the last 15 years and no one has ever batted an eyelid.
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 15 дней назад
WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT
@PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars
@PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars 15 дней назад
Or even the (dis) loyal opposition! Sontar Hai!
@scotcarr3390
@scotcarr3390 13 дней назад
Vote Dalek UK & US! At least they'll bring TRUE change to the Earth! The Daleks Reign Supreme! Exterminate!....😁
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 13 дней назад
@@scotcarr3390 YES WE NEED CULLING - JUST IN CASE WE DO SPREAD OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE
@WiccanRai
@WiccanRai 20 дней назад
The Daleks are so reasonable. Vote for Dalek Monty! And for cups of tea!
@mattwho81
@mattwho81 7 дней назад
I’m out of Tea… do you think he would like some coffee???
@MuseumsBloke
@MuseumsBloke 19 дней назад
WE. WILL. OBEY.
@magravy1
@magravy1 20 дней назад
Our Government is so cruel that Daleks seem warm and welcoming 😲
@lilmisstarabear
@lilmisstarabear 24 дня назад
Victory to the Daleks and Dalek Monty in particular!
@be1tube
@be1tube 21 день назад
You UK voters are so lucky to get such kind and upstanding candidates as Monty. Sometimes one might wish to be a colony again.
@sooskevington6144
@sooskevington6144 20 дней назад
Well, you had your chance but you blew it by revolting in the 1770s. If you hadn't, you would now have the privilege of being a part of the British Commonwealth.
@Arralis86
@Arralis86 20 дней назад
assuming your American, your next president will most likely burn the constitution and other old and useless documents like the declaration of independence. Make America Great Again, Restore the British Empire - now with Daleks.
@luckybag6814
@luckybag6814 16 дней назад
As a Briton, I confess to having sometimes thought it may not be a bad thing for Britain to become the fifty first state. That was, of course, before President Biden.
@anthonyfisher-7090
@anthonyfisher-7090 21 день назад
Did Daleks have too do without Sky TV growing up? That'll appeal to voters!
@markallen7924
@markallen7924 20 дней назад
The Daleks, the compassionate wing of the Conservative Party!
@damonturnbull5903
@damonturnbull5903 16 дней назад
GOLD!
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 15 дней назад
WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT
@nobillismccaw7450
@nobillismccaw7450 14 дней назад
*hehe*
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 8 дней назад
Also the tough on crime wing of every socialist/communist/Marxist/fascist/Labour party.
@MultiTomcat67
@MultiTomcat67 6 дней назад
😸
@willtricks9432
@willtricks9432 15 дней назад
Comes over more human than Sunak. I'M VOTING DALEK.
@stevenredpath9332
@stevenredpath9332 21 день назад
Can’t wait for this dalek to appear on Question Time.
@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594
@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 20 дней назад
​@@roberthewer2268the debate on BBC would be interesting monty would just exterminate everyone 😂 flawless victory at the poles if no opposition 😂 All hail davros & monty ✌️
@rovanderby759
@rovanderby759 24 дня назад
Victory to the Daleks and all who drink tea!
@user-ll1hr4dp9p
@user-ll1hr4dp9p 17 дней назад
Brilliant whoever dreamed this up needs a MBE getting even non Brit voters to watch
@DEEJAYWAL
@DEEJAYWAL 21 день назад
That reminds me. My psychic paper doesn't seem to have updated since my last regeneration.
@Nanuak_
@Nanuak_ 19 дней назад
Same here. As a trans person, my passport definitely looks a bit off
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 21 день назад
Daleks Monty has secured my vote, I hope we see the Dalek manifesto next and did he say we get unlimited cups of tea? Yes I Am Voting Daleks.
@andipeters743
@andipeters743 16 дней назад
Please stand and I will vote, we need leaders such as you.
@aidjunkie5335
@aidjunkie5335 21 день назад
I’m voting Dalek 100 %
@tardistime6857
@tardistime6857 19 дней назад
The daleks are our only hope
@joeegg90
@joeegg90 19 дней назад
We need more Public Information films by the Daleks.
@silverdaleks1
@silverdaleks1 21 день назад
Knew Monty couldn't do a speech without mentioning tea 😂
@anthonylloyd2937
@anthonylloyd2937 20 дней назад
Vote dalek much better than what we getting
@macklee6837
@macklee6837 17 дней назад
Victory for the Daleks!
@jeanannd
@jeanannd 20 дней назад
YES MONTY!!!!! I don't live in the UK, but I like Monty. Monty, we need you to recruit a Dalek for the USA. One that loves both coffee and tea. We in the USA though are great fans of yours and your tea making.
@jojogrrl2756
@jojogrrl2756 17 дней назад
The Daleks couldn’t be worse than the current uniparty!
@peterm7548
@peterm7548 20 дней назад
I obey!!!!
@samanthamartin6212
@samanthamartin6212 15 дней назад
I WILL VOTE DALEK THEY HAVE MORE SENSE THAN ANY OTHER PARTY. GO DALEK❤❤❤
@simonorourke4465
@simonorourke4465 15 дней назад
Sensible policies for a stronger Britain, Dalek Monty gets my vote.
@hblaub
@hblaub 2 дня назад
Dalek Supreme: Voting is mandatory! Everyone is registered automatically! Transportation will be provided!
@hblaub
@hblaub 2 дня назад
But first, you gotta vote them into gov, I must add. Register like your local Dalek explains.
@JohnDavies-cn3ro
@JohnDavies-cn3ro 20 дней назад
This is really rather good, and proof of many true words being spoken in jest. And, sorry, Monty, but my vote is still going to Larry, the No 10 cat.
@met54
@met54 20 дней назад
Yep, at least Larry knows why he is there and does his job, unlike the other residents!
@mrsb1966
@mrsb1966 12 дней назад
The Daleks are really keen for you to vote for them!
@FoolOfGods
@FoolOfGods 16 дней назад
Dalek Monty a humane candidate for inhumane times - I wish the dalek candidates all the"best- just please don't merge with Reform UK
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 20 дней назад
By Dalek standards, this one isn't a xenophobic genocidal maniac.
@The-Cosmic-Hobo
@The-Cosmic-Hobo 20 дней назад
Yes, I've seen much more xenophobic politicians here in Australia than Monty...
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 20 дней назад
@@The-Cosmic-Hobo ...and they're HUMAN! (barely)
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 20 дней назад
@@The-Cosmic-Hobo Pauline Hanson has some very Dalek-esque speech patterns! And Daleks _also_ don’t like it, when you turn their words about (those Pauline Pantsdown songs are how I learnt she exists lol).
@peterrenn6341
@peterrenn6341 20 дней назад
They threw Dalek Nigel out for that. His outer casing IS milkshake-resistant though.
@NetMoverSitan
@NetMoverSitan 20 дней назад
@@peterrenn6341 I'm amazed that the Death Squad Daleks didn't come for that one. They hunt down deviants of the Dalek race.
@nowthenzen
@nowthenzen 13 дней назад
Vote Dalek! You won't regret it! Or, you won't Live to regret it.
@britanimations2002
@britanimations2002 14 дней назад
Given Monty is a WW2 vet I'm surprised he isn't the frontrunner for this campaign
@calbrockocat8728
@calbrockocat8728 21 день назад
May the Daleks seweep across this Sceptred Isle like a wave of renewal!
@JamesHere-ou9xp
@JamesHere-ou9xp 17 дней назад
Photo ID. A very good way to cut 3,000,000 poor people out of the democratic process.
@JamesHere-ou9xp
@JamesHere-ou9xp 16 дней назад
@@hydra7427 You might, mate but I've not since my balls dropped.
@damonturnbull5903
@damonturnbull5903 16 дней назад
Spot on.
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 15 дней назад
WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT
@pauls3075
@pauls3075 15 дней назад
A Job seekers allowance card is considered government ID, so dont worry you and your mates can still vote for UKIP.
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 15 дней назад
@@pauls3075 WHY SHOULD PEOPLE HAVE TO USE ID IN THE FIRST PLACE, EITHER YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IS ON THE REG OR IT IS NOT, ANY PROBLEMS THEN VIA THE POLING CARD NO THEY CAN REMOVE THAT VOTE FROM THE COUNT AND THE COPS CAN DO THEIR JOB, THE BRITISH PASS PORT IS THE MOST FORGED FORM OF ID IN THE FIRST PLACE, IN A FEW YEARS TIME LIKE IN THE BOOK 1984 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PART MEMBER TO VOTE IT PATHETIC
@MrCarrera28
@MrCarrera28 21 день назад
Monty for PM and chief Tea Maker/
@ekij133
@ekij133 20 дней назад
Tea in the face of Tyranny!
@rozzgrey801
@rozzgrey801 18 дней назад
It's tearanny!
@nicholasmaude6906
@nicholasmaude6906 14 дней назад
I'd love to see a "Vote Cyberman" ad too, one with the Cybermen from Old Dr. Who from the 80s and one with the Cybermen from the New Dr. Who.
@yeastov5470
@yeastov5470 20 дней назад
I find it utterly hilarious that with the state of British politics, I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not that Darleks are being entered into the election.
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 20 дней назад
The joke is VERY subtle.......... 😉
@yeastov5470
@yeastov5470 20 дней назад
@@MattafProductions Well as we're living in a time line where a party leader lost to a Dolphin, I pray the Darlek Empire will forgive me for my foolishness! (Great video by the way)
@dougaltolan3017
@dougaltolan3017 17 дней назад
​@@yeastov5470And we look forward to another party leader losing to an alien bin.
@Bunglebear-72
@Bunglebear-72 Час назад
Bloody brilliant
@franckorphanos2998
@franckorphanos2998 13 дней назад
Thinking about it . Dalek Prime , reminded me of a British politician.
@g7eit
@g7eit 20 дней назад
Can’t get enough of these, brilliant 😂
@gadgetmeister8503
@gadgetmeister8503 15 дней назад
A Government in fear, makes it harder for it's citizens to vote.
@tobybartels8426
@tobybartels8426 21 день назад
Provided helpful public information … neglected to call for victory for the Daleks … Dalek Monty (unit WI1941) _is_ rather non-threatening!
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
Monty is a special flower.
@edgewarecrt
@edgewarecrt 21 день назад
Darlek Monty , only Yorkshire tea is acceptable for the Victory of the Darlek election, just letting you know 👍 oh and cake 😀
@kikidevine694
@kikidevine694 19 дней назад
Battenburg
@darthkarr
@darthkarr 13 дней назад
Honestly, at this point, voting for Daleks would be the best option.
@mikemullen8174
@mikemullen8174 17 дней назад
So the Daleks are playing up their wartime service now? Bet they stayed for the whole D-Day commemoration.
@hivemistressherguineapigfa8563
@hivemistressherguineapigfa8563 20 дней назад
Yea! More cups of tea!😃👏
@MetalMalc
@MetalMalc 17 дней назад
I want to see the TV debate with representatives for: Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and The Weeping Angels.
@unclenogbad1509
@unclenogbad1509 20 дней назад
Weird that Keir Starmer (potential next Prime Minister) talks with all the emotion of a Cyberman; whereas Monty talks a lot of sense. I'll happily put the kettle on if Monty's canvassing round our way.
@BloodSkullzRock
@BloodSkullzRock 17 дней назад
Unlimited cups of tea!? Sign me up!
@hollymatton474
@hollymatton474 20 дней назад
Oh Monty, I'd vote for you and your unlimited cups of tea any day! 😂😊
@mandolinic
@mandolinic 20 дней назад
Never mind tea. I'm voting for unlimited rice pudding!
@ianhopping105
@ianhopping105 20 дней назад
Mmm, rice pudding.
@Anmeteor9663
@Anmeteor9663 20 дней назад
Amongst the tsunami of "pledges" I think I missed that one. Whose offering such a tempting bribe, er, er, I mean benefit, in their pledge plan?
@seanembery9391
@seanembery9391 20 дней назад
Got my vote at unlimited cups of tea! Can't do any worse than our current lot (but I won't be voting for Starmer).
@pamrush5078
@pamrush5078 10 дней назад
Monty is kind and the other daleks need to be kind too
@tombaxter6228
@tombaxter6228 20 дней назад
Well, I for one, welcome our new Skaro-based overlords..
@slartybartfarst55
@slartybartfarst55 21 день назад
Unlimited Tea yes, but is it unlimited Tetleys or Yorkshire? This could be a deal-breaker for many!
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
Yorkshire is superior!
@edgewarecrt
@edgewarecrt 21 день назад
Only Yorkshire will do , vote Darlek for tea and cakes 🍰
@kikidevine694
@kikidevine694 19 дней назад
PG
@SunlessNick
@SunlessNick 20 дней назад
I realise why you're using the Jupiter movement, but I can't help thinking you should use the Mars one :).
@billyking722
@billyking722 5 дней назад
Could not be any worse than what we have as a society called government I thought they were ruled by us not the other way round power for the people we need some one with a back bone prepared to do what needs doing not just to feather their own nests
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 20 дней назад
If you sign up for a postal vote, no ID needed!
@nikbear
@nikbear 17 дней назад
I for one welcome our Dalek overlords 😅 compared to the tories, they seem like a smashing bunch of chap's 👍🤣🫖
@anticarrrot
@anticarrrot 14 дней назад
The gun stalk really should have started moving when it said "A brighter future."
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 14 дней назад
I am limited by models, but that would be awesome.
@MadBiker-vj5qj
@MadBiker-vj5qj 18 дней назад
Only unlimited tea?!?!?! We deserve infinite rice pudding!
@jasdog71
@jasdog71 20 дней назад
Why does a Dalek have pouches to carry stuff when it does not have hands to reach into them? Explain! Explain!
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 2 дня назад
So, teatime is now all day? I'd vote Dalek if I were British....
@arthur1670
@arthur1670 13 дней назад
It’s such a joke we should have ID cards, not for in the street but for jobs, accommodation, voting. This crap you need ID but you have to go and applying is crap
@richardvandervoort
@richardvandervoort День назад
Can we swap our new Dutch government for some Daleks? It would make sense to me🤓
@mikedignum1868
@mikedignum1868 17 дней назад
A honsest candiadate for once.
@davey7452
@davey7452 День назад
A Dalek candidate in Russia can easily exterminate Putin! 😂
@f4vpc358
@f4vpc358 18 дней назад
They're trying to get those regional votes, reckon Monty gave it away - am certain "Victory for the Daleks!" had a Bristolian accent 🙂
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 18 дней назад
Not intentionally! 🤭
@f4vpc358
@f4vpc358 18 дней назад
@@MattafProductions Lmao anyway, keep it up Matt
@TaraWert1
@TaraWert1 15 дней назад
Closest I've seen to a moderate Torrie.
@sharoneicher7895
@sharoneicher7895 14 дней назад
What about Daleks in the 2024 US election???
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 8 дней назад
Sure, they promise tea while they're campaigning...
@lachlanraidal5100
@lachlanraidal5100 3 дня назад
They need to base a DW episode off of these videos! 😂
@andrewbennett7756
@andrewbennett7756 День назад
We want you as an mp
@PatrickMcGowan-ch4ho
@PatrickMcGowan-ch4ho 6 дней назад
Daleks were so poor growing up the had to run on static electricity.🤣
@SamLowryDZ-015
@SamLowryDZ-015 17 дней назад
Daleks - just a smidge to the right of Reform - no thank you . I am voting Thal.
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
@THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 15 дней назад
WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 14 дней назад
Isn't that a bit risky advertising your voting preferences on a "vote for Dalek site"
@brushe8025
@brushe8025 20 дней назад
Daleks for Britain
@petergaskin1811
@petergaskin1811 16 дней назад
Beware the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is coming for you.
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 14 дней назад
....you are trying to scare people, stop it...
@ASChambers
@ASChambers 19 дней назад
Well, I know who I’m voting for now…
@jeffelliott6390
@jeffelliott6390 20 дней назад
Did the daleks have sky tv?
@paulwartenberg8479
@paulwartenberg8479 16 дней назад
now do a political ad bashing Sutekh
@grahamturner1290
@grahamturner1290 18 дней назад
🐙
@ZOMBiFOX13
@ZOMBiFOX13 21 день назад
Lol I got an army ad before this video started
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
Oh. Oh no.
@AssassinIsAfk
@AssassinIsAfk 21 день назад
Don't worry, the daleks will abolish the current army and give us an even stronger army, one that would take over the universe
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 20 дней назад
I got one from, another political hopeful
@hurst1936
@hurst1936 19 дней назад
#VoteDalek
@richardpaxford5792
@richardpaxford5792 13 дней назад
Are we allowed to use Slightly Psychic Papers?
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 13 дней назад
You can, but be warned that Polling Station staff lack imagination, so the paper probably won't work on them.
@borusa32
@borusa32 20 дней назад
Can I have some tea?
@Wraith-Knight
@Wraith-Knight 20 дней назад
i hope you win i have no photo ID
@emperordalek102
@emperordalek102 21 день назад
hello monty tell the supreme that daleks do not have relationships!! we do not have a secret love affair
@josephcooter5763
@josephcooter5763 20 дней назад
Dalek Monty? What happened to Dalek Python.
@dimitrius-r5sgamingchannel388
@dimitrius-r5sgamingchannel388 21 день назад
Unlimited cups of tea sounds nice. Will there be unlimited rice pudding? ;)
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
Etcetera, Etcetera!
@reidpinchback8850
@reidpinchback8850 21 день назад
​@@MattafProductionsDalek Monty as PM and Yul Brynner as King would have made a stylish ruling team.
@johngardner4096
@johngardner4096 20 дней назад
Would a WANTED poster be satisfactory?
@francisjones174
@francisjones174 18 дней назад
Is your leader the Supreme Dalek or the Emperor Dalek?
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 18 дней назад
Uh.......... can we get back to you on that? We thought it was one, but then the other one said they definitely weren't standing at this election, so we're expecting them to launch a takeover any minute now...
@andyhamilton7639
@andyhamilton7639 20 дней назад
I voting tactically for the Cybermen 😂
@d.mfrost6801
@d.mfrost6801 19 дней назад
..a very defiant statement on the Vote for Dalek site.....are you suicidal....
@dreadlindwyrm
@dreadlindwyrm 15 дней назад
*Why vote for the lesser evil?*
@wisteela
@wisteela 19 дней назад
Cute
@cartoonfan959
@cartoonfan959 19 дней назад
why hasn't Dalek Supreme send Monty to Dalek Asylum already ? his tea obsessions and non violent manners are not Dalek normal
@goodlookinouthomie1757
@goodlookinouthomie1757 19 дней назад
Repatriate REPATRIATE
@daraghokane4236
@daraghokane4236 21 день назад
Terrible add not enough flags
@MattafProductions
@MattafProductions 21 день назад
We knew it!
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