Vote Dalek - We Want Our Country Back! 

Are you sure it wasn't starmer ! 😅

That's a lie! Dalek will not take everything away from you. . . . They will take you away from everything.

@@Groffili👈scientifically correct

​@@GroffiliThe Dalek will do both, in whatever order pleases them. 👍👍

And not as scary as the opposition.

@@rendezvouzwithrama100%

I'm a Pommie and I agree with you.

Count me in 😂😂​@@JamesHere-ou9xp

And I hope they will enter the Australian elections as well. Queensland this year, federal next.

Are you talking about Labour or Conservatives?

@@gerryhouska2859 Yes please I would vote them in a flash but first a debate live on tv with Mr Giggles.

lmao :P

@@quantisedspace7047whole plan scuppered by a couple of planks in the mineshaft. Hope someone in security got fired for that oversight

....And also one second out of sync with the rest of the cosmos. That's already happening here across the pond...our version is trying to put the country several hundred years out of sync with the the rest of the world. Also ours are more like Cybermen - be converted into soulless automatons, or be deleted!

@@quantisedspace7047 Yeah but they still moved the country from where it is supposed to be.

@@peterrenn6341 Plenty of planks in our political elite.

St Tropez would be nice

I keep telling them send Monty over to run for president and he'll probably win and they can have 2 countries that way.

I think they already do.

Run and ruin ?

@@unclenogbad1509 Dalek Trump is a junior Dalek. He will not be exterminated.

I thought the sofa gave you immunity? Exterminating people there seems unsportsmanlike

That and with the right setting, those lasers do WONDERS for your wrinkles! I've got crow's feet, maybe I should go see my local Dalek about them...

Daleks do not lie! ...mostly!

We'll be running our own TV debate this Wednesday! With Blackjack! And superior lifeforms! ru-vid.comZ3D0g5gJlxQ?si=f0sHGGv9zB1ckS7Z

I’ll be watching to see your humanist police’s 👍

Their poetry is dreadful too. Have you seen Truss's performance of "Ode To Pork Markets?"

@@MattafProductions Absolutely! Her micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer...........

@@MattafProductions Oh, I dunno. It would sound okay backed by a death-metal band.

😂😂😂😂

The Daleks aren't from around here... so they're very much in favour of it. Obviously.

Who knows, the Daleks may annex the US once they take over Great Britain. But what comes next? France, Germany, Russia, or Australia? All Hail our Dalek overlords (if you know what's good for you)!

@@patw1687 What? The US is number one (well in our view of course). We insist we be the first to bow down to the new overlords. Start with the best makes easy the rest lol.

@@walterengler5709 You've got a good point. Ireland is closer to GB, and then France could be next. Given the superior Dalek intellect, it would be hard to predict their "Electoral Victory." By the way, what country has an election between Great Britain and the United States?

@@patw1687 Not a country...the mad Xoanon would toss a few random numbers and declare a winner based on that. Then it would choose either Mount Rushmore or the Pennines (depending on which country won) and carve Tom Baker's face on it.

@@patw1687 They could run on a campaign of promises. We promise to exterminate student loans, exterminate the high cost of medicines, exterminate taxes, exterminate housing issues, exterminate problems with low wages, and exterminate inequality. And they can simply say the details behind all the exterminations will be presented once elected because they do not want the other groups to steal their brilliant ideas. Yes I can picture the campaign now.....

Out of date! Us daleks can hover up stairs nowadays, it's not the 1960s!

Bit on the nose that reference.

@@MattafProductions Not for the conservatives. Their memory is usually pretty selective, at least in my country.

@@SorobanWorldoh the British Conservatives are the masters of gaslighting.

The Tories are scary, so that's understandable.

That's bigoted!

@@MrBlizno The Gold Darleks should stick to their own kind!

That bar isn't high to be fair.

Now there's a great campaign slogan

Running away from our superior firepower!

Nowhere near enough "ummmmmm".

Do the Daleks look like they're from around here?

That's where we'll be taking money NOT to take the casing off.