The most creative, evocative, and colorful insults from the heroes of Vox Machina. Spoilers for all of The Legend of Vox Machina Season 1. All content is property of Critical Role and all the usual copyright stuff.
"Ya know, if you have actual gonorrhea, I've got an extra potion of Max Healing, it'll remove all curses and plagues from ya. Spare the next wench that gives you a pity-fuck."
Call me an edgelord but Percy has always been one of my absolute favorite characters in all of Critical Role, Taliesin is a god of making and roleplaying characters, but the way he interacted with Percy's backstory was the hardest shit I have seen hands down and one of the things that made me fall in love with TTRPGs. Mind you I am almost 20 now and I started watching these guys back in C1 when I was about 14
When she said "that was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, and I hang out with Scanlon" THAT was the insult of the century. I'm sure everyone knows what I mean.
Pretty sure he said "limp noodle" which is double funny because it is meant proverbially in two senses, Percy slumped over in disbelief over his sisters betrayal and a little teasing over his manhood.
@@AntonsVoice Percy is actually a homebrew fighter, not an artificer. But (very minor spoilers) there is an artificer that will probably appear around season 4.
Especially since that guy is the episode's visual cameo of Matt Mercer, their DM. (He does a lot of minor voices throughout but there are a few of those NPCs intentionally drawn to look like him IRL.)
2:22 I. Love. Grog. So much!!!! As someone, who’s played a barbarian before, I’ve made those same unintelligible noises before. Can confirm, it’s pure joy.
Quite some from Percy reminded me, together with some if his gun attack animations, that Taliesin was important in making Hellsing. I saw Alucard's sass and shooting style.
Season 1 is the best. Now 2 ? Not so much but I do enjoy the ship of Pex'alia & Scanike. Keyleth & Vax has a long way to go. Kiki about to become Avatar & Vax being champ of Raven is something.
k... what do you want? Saint talk? you want us to talk in thou's and thy's? or would you prefer something more elegant? if yes, then i suggest just finding another show to watch if it bothers you that much, shouldn't be too hard
