WAKE UP 

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@@fishley20 Thank You. I needed that

@@monidasaur1552 no prob my friend

don't forget about the dildo

The likes on this comment say 9/11

i need my maaaaaagnificent microwave casserole >:3

Wait, so do you mean he's a microwave oven or just a microwave?

no, Dr. Magnusson needs his casserole.

Excuse me good sir, But may i use you you put salt on my meal?

When u want start YOUR day with ur girl, ur girl took a sleeping pill, AND she over slept

*wake up*

*I'm only waking you up for breakfast*

Slim Jim its even earlier if you have a catholic grandma

amem

I did not notice this until after the fact, but I'm the 666th like on this comment. ^^;

Was that a reference of System of a Down?

I will do a karate CHOP SUEY

GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

I love you.

boom

I was trying so hard to avoid looking at it that way

This video went from funny to depressing now. :(

Lmfao

Lol why is beyond me

Oh, holy fuck that’s dark XDDDDD

Anime

*Miraculously wake up *everyone tears *protagonis thanks the companion for waking him up

*people believe in protagonists* Protagonists: “I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!”

Lol

DJacob 1300 protagonist lives *stomp stomp*

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

DON'T WAKE UP!

Nah fam i still havent-

@@lukassisu9919 Damn you Stormcloaks. If you hadn't been in the way, I'd have taken that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell.

Please someone stab me with a dagger

💀I'm dead

“Something Hilarious”

I literally commented this 😂

A FUCKING PENIS…..

It’s a fly swater

LMFMAOOFJFJDJDJ

You can't have sex with her, shes dead john

@@gracemichael3347 I mean, you can...

@@GhostLink92 but this is cold,i know by experience *i mean i buried people at a time i swear i never touch* ...

The accident wasn't your fault John

Kid cartoons in a nutsheel😂😂😂😂😂

Ha, My Little Pony: Comas are Magic

Lifetime movie network

M.h.a. in a nutshell

@@whillgaming24 actually I think it was a reference to Mai Valentine in Yu-Gi-Oh

*devo fare legname*

@ErPandex *sarà più semplice se usò un piccone*

Self righteous table?

@ErPandex *NON VOGLIO CHE MI PRENDANO*

TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE

Wake UP

@@primata2*aggressive slapping*

​@@callmemoon6635 WaKe Up

​@@callmemoon6635 wake up

Isn’t it the other way around because a doctor doesn’t get paid to kill u

@Roberto Grigoraș whats r/woosh

@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 it's the sound of the joke flying around your head

@Roberto Grigoraș found a totally legit redditor

@Roberto Grigoraș say @you.missed.the.joke

I hate my mother when she does that

This comment is very underrated

me in 2nd grade ._.

666 likes :)

@@JAILENLOSH D:

@@bonnierobloxrip bro

@@bonnierobloxrip deceased is the same thing

@@bonnierobloxrip .

@@bonnierobloxrip or RIP

@@bonnierobloxrip too bad now I did it again

nah its just a sausage 😅👍

​@@TinpotStudios462 really?😅

Yeah... 😳@@alvarocraftYT

It's a Funtime toy and I'll leave it at that

Dick

*Miller

Mei ling

Otacon

RADN

Ocelot

LolXD

lol

Nothing get's between a Man and his McDonald's..

𝑯𝑨𝑨𝑯

𝑿𝑫

"You've been in a coma for nine years."

*ThIs Is PeQuOd ArRiViNg ShOrTlY aT tHe Lz*

Boss that was a chlid

@@GrenaGreystone Amazing, an excellent job out there.

ENGRAVINGS...

I sure hope your mom doesn't slap you in the face with a fake dong.

For science... You monster.

@@kakarotfromdragonball4677 Fatty? Fatty fatty, no parents?

Ohhh, you are kidding me.

slapping someone aren't enough to make them unconscious falcon punching them however is a difference story

This is thitty

lol

I would need a nap

Я был бы не против

I would never be late to work again

@Experiment Fantasy, I think everyone who saw this has this as their alarm now lol

So true 😂

True😂

Why is that so true though?

you have created a meme right here XD

Cuz kids wake there parents up and...like 3am

FACTS

This comment is underated

Its just FACTS

For me its the other way around

@@gmsavage69 for me both my parents do this shit

How does she wake up from the strangling tho?

Did you notice 0:08 🤨

@@not_SuperDuper Bruh,now i did

Your milk is delicious

Plot twist: she was already awake but she is a masochist that likes to get slapped in her face

Not really

I mean you’re not wrong

He Slaped Her Wife By 26626262626263626266262222928584948584259249249994185295934959249342944495922922862 Times So Her Wife died シ

-20 for being unoriginal

If he actually did this the play would have ended without a double suicide

UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT!

Is death trying to bring him back to life ooorrrr

@@Mynameaintcraig1323 yes, because death looked at his girlfriend and thought: "Damn boi, she's THICC. Plus he is protagonist and we have a scenario for two seasons straight, so: wake up!"

@Mylan Linton did you just say shellnut

lol

ow

she likes it rough

Almost like me when I hear my mom in the room

Plot Twist: The wife is dead, just like heavy

is this a cry for help?

IDK

O shit its the smokey lord himself

Yup

Lol

Oh wow yea that is kinda the final scene

Nice.

DiamondBrickZ I’ll do ya one better Alternate ending of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

🤣

Lol

That’s so true

Or on Christmas Morning.

Or parents to their kids when school exits

Yeah the kid picks up mom's "toy" and smack it at her face.

*Basically kids to theirs parents when they don’t get cereal.*

“What slapped you in the face this morning?”

@@tavrosnitram1529 a dick did

@@Optimus97 yay someone actually said it

@@tavrosnitram1529 glad that I happen to know this "addicted" joke. 😁

play it at 0'25

Matt is that you

Matt... we meet again.

I beat you in boxing..... I thought you were dead

**Oh Oh, you're approaching me...**

We meet again...

I too do have voices that do this to me

Hmm, weird, I feel like I see blood red light. What does it mean? Hmm Usually I see these things when sun lights on my closed eyes, then that means... *oh shit I am actually sleeping and it's morning already*

@@nonexistent2341 Use * 2 times

@@nonexistent2341 Put words between them...

schizophrenia in 1 comment

*The android sent by CyberLife*

@@ST4_R "who help in your investigation, remember?"

I snorted-

*drags to restroom*

Someone say my name? Shut up, I know its a terminator reference

It really be like that tho

rest of the year: parents: *uno reverse card*

Your PFP is the "kids:" bit.

XD

I just posted a comment about the same thing right before seing this comment

LOL

now that's just sad

When you know she's not gonna wake up anymore: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@@yeeii HAAAAANK

Wake her up! WAKE HER UP INSIDE!! CAN'T GET UP!

lol

You spelled no one incorrectly

@@plp313 and?

@@OpSkittlez557 just saying

@@plp313 ;-;

The murder weapon was a femur bone in a blue glow.

I get it but this joke makes no sense, how tf is a card gonna decline if they get paid by paper

@@archive3967 obviously the paper declined dummy

@@archive3967 Yeah, papers have rights to refusal too, get with it

Why is everyone copying the card decline joke?

@@mrsmartii9979 cuz its funny

Same

@Alexander Stockman Ikr. Joke doesn't even make sense, either.

@@Bobinsox what about it makes no sense

@@ChokingOnRazors Why the hell would your card decline literally hours later while you're asleep? Like, did he give the clerk his credit card and he didn't scan it for a few hours or what? What about the joke MAKES sense? It's a blatant copy from another one but he replaced "doctor" with "hotel staff."

@@Bobinsox Jesus, have a bad day?

Mystical-YT NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

This is fake news

**crying**

@@epiclifeross Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

you're lying because you're just jealous you're not dead

If it's true, then I doubt they still alive with all the slap they did. 😂

@@alvr3461 they would certainly not be alive if kim didnt wake up from it

Lmao

Nah bro that's a died corpase

You know he got the firing squad after that

Wake up Gordon wake up and smell the ashes

100th like nobody cares at all

@@glob1942 sadly We all do.

I want to imagine that this is actualy what happened to wake gordon up, gman just quickly regained composure

This is underrated

Yap that is true

0:08

😂👍

5 years now.

Lol

Do I need to call child protection services?

@@foxboy6145 I think he was kidding

@@Isa-ql9ei Let's hope

@@foxboy6145 tf you call cps for if it was just a joke

*RELATEABLE*

@carl cru es una broma

@carl cru I’m 13 years old I’m not a boomer

@carl cru shut up

Damn who let the troll here like if ya'll think this is raciest then what is? I'm Hispanic as well and this is relatable af. I bet yo mama isn't really Hispanic if you decided to find my comment racist. Just saying @carl cru

True

Not true- It's the opposite :)

@@bunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in a way

This is actually how my dad wakes me up

@@bunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yeah

You dont have to put the emoji btw

169th like

@@-Iucas you didn't need to mention that ?

@@yurihatskunovki4894 You didnt need to mention that he didnt need to mention that?

@@linkibear8644 you didn't have to cut me off

Bruh

Lol, it's so true tho 😂

Oh shit that hit me hard!

Hey you wake up

Your alarm is suprisingly lifelike

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You make a point

Mhm

That's a pretty suss profile pic

Saus

It’s 8 tho

We call that a coma.

i liked it because i like f 777

Ah, a man of fellow intellect?

It’s gorgeous freeman

*Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.*

i was watching a video about g-man before i landed here.

R2D2 with a guitar ikr

69 likes

Villager #9 Hello, FBI? Yes, this man right here. Uhh... Commenting sexual stuff to a comment about minors...

@@sirankleknocker3122 You're killing me XD

Lol

Lmao

Bruh

420 like

Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know It’s serious

Lmao

CPR in a nutshell

And yet you wake by 10 anyways XD

Another plot twist: He's dreaming and IRL She's alive

Double Plot twist: She died due to Too much dreaming

Plot twist she was just dreaming until he slaps her Shes dead now

He killed her

I obviously knew that

I think thats the joke

@@donacdum7102 maybe maybe

The girl is dead?!

LOL

He’s fake sleeping and he trying wake up her he fake sleeping lol I knew that

Also Dumbledore: 0:08

🤣🤣

I laughed at this more than the video itself

@@gingertoastd9367 me too

Dick

@@GilburtTheGreat Richard

It's a Dildo!

Blake Sparman no shit sherlock

Guessing u came from reddit

First comment, 3rd like

Bro that’s how I discovered this video I was trynna find that meme and got this

True

@Hamza Mansoor oh my bad ty

2021 : wake uppppp by mom - 2020-2019 wake up wake wake up run run run help me im not safe

Why does this let me think of Kevin Macallister Edit: Do not know if i spelled that name right😅

underrated

legitimately an appropriate time to get up for a flight of that time

Gestrain zenitsu tho

All the time

cringe

True

You mean snorlax

Noice lol

F.

stay strong, king

F

F

So I'm not allow to sleep in even 4 a Nanosecond?

Idk now this is making me laugh alot

@The FoxFanimator i know, I'm just saying that is the amount of time he specified

Toaster

What toy?

I bet you were

You woke her up with this Or did you wake her up *using* this amazing strategy

@@ConnorBoBonnorYT i really hope the answer is a yes

@@TalCaso lol just slapping her with the device thats playing the audio that'd be amazing

Do you wake her up with that 0:08? And I mean the last item...

HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP

WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE

HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE

WHATISEVENHAPPENINGRIGHTNOW

@@jorgetrevino8040 *YOUWANTEDTO*

That's littery me and my mom on these mornings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you try and take sleep but you get FUCKING BITCH SLAPPED😵😂😂😂😂😂

@nukelover9000 That was unnesesary information but a-ok

@nukelover9000 weird flex but ok

@nukelover9000 weird flex but ok

@nukelover9000 weird flex but ok

same

BIG PINK THING

Yeah

Yes, the big doldi

Purple stuff

This is underrated please guys like this comment

Why it have skin tho

@@cyberdream1378 me too

I would love to like this comment, but you’re at 69 so I cant

69 likes

The most replayed thing works in a 10-15 second area, which would make the _entire_ video the most replayed, because jumping to _any_ part will default to the entire video. Due to the, er, _object_ used at the 0:08 second mark, I'd hazard a guess _that's_ what people are looping for, in order to try and pause on it and giggle at the _toy_

@@commodorexI saw the object

@@Billy_plays2017 Did you giggle at it?

@@commodorex I imagine my self s**king it

@@commodorex I did giggle I meant giggle

The poster there is a video called ! DICE if you wanted to know

We won't talk about how he tried using a DILD0 to wake her up...

Would have red cheeks every day though

I'll pass thanks. The regular alarm clock is annoying enough

Facts

LOLL 💀

Remove the "nobody". It makes the joke unfunny.

@@niffuM4205 jokes unfunny to you? just ignore me! that is a very ez thing!

@@questionablequestion8918 uh, okay? Its just a suggestion to make the joke better.

Thats ma man tanjiro he died 2 times and lived like wtf

*slap slap slap slap slap* Kurosaki-kun.

@@Abexian2234 it is though. its a third party resolving something that wasnt expected to be resolved. Such as, for example, someone dying. A third party revives them, or maybe they were in a dream, or whatever the fuck really.

I think is he's daughter

@Shroomy Dan yea, legally *wips out a banjo and plays it*

@Shroomy Dan The 3rd option isn't impossible... O boi, not the incest!

@@antoniolee7817 Sweet home......

But...to be honest, literally everyone would go through the 5 stages

@@theextremeanimator4721 Not literally everybody. I never experienced any anger or bargaining when I lost one of my favorite people.

@@shooby9496 bargain dead bodies

@@shooby9496 Not even 40 Silver Points?

@@liameson DEAD FRIEND. I COME TO BARGAIN

Oh my god Ew

O k b o o m e r

Oh that's gnarly

@@engineergaming3418 ?

That dude is blind he thinks that girl is a bug so he slapped her with a bug killer

You can't fool me! I know a Voyager reference when I see one!

28 SLAP WOUNDS YOU DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?

THATSWHATITHOUGHT

😆

Davide Romanò HEY!Leave me alone you fucking android,GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

so you paid the doctor to put your daughter in a coma ?

@@Geoseph1232 its kinda hard to explain the joke okay?

No they tried to save them from a coma but failed. Her card declined so she couldn’t pay for it so the doctor’s trying to wake them up

If you don’t have enough money or insurance, the doctor’s literally don’t do shit.

They put deary daughter into an artificial coma. An artificial coma requires constant upkeep, which means money. Card declines, no cash, so they launch deary daughter out of the coma for jokes' sake.