Warhammer Lore! The Savage Orcs! 

Orks be like: Rock; Small brain. Big rock; Medium brain. Boulder on a tree branch; Ascended.

MizantropMan So are trolls ascended?

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What?

@@xMrStrongCockx Oh boy, they are at it again. Thought they'd eventually get bored or something, but apprently this is their whole life. Taking screenshots on discord and sending it to youtube as a complaint. And here I thought I was a worthless nobody.

It's the Gobbos doing the knapping, then the Boyz take it from them and smash some nasty jungle-creature with it. If it works, then the Gobbo gets to eat whatever bits and pieces the Boyz throw aside during the feast. If it doesn't work, then the Gobbo gets to eat whatever bits and pieces remain of the Boyz. The circle of life.

banging two rocks together to make sharp things isn't quite the same as flint knapping

Green skin spear makers probably go more by trail and error, ie smashing rocks to pieces until they find one that's sufficiently sharp

Of course, *intentional* tool making is a skill lost upon the orcs. Unintentional tool making, however...

More likely they just bash an insane amount of rocks till one eventually comes out the right shape through sheer law of chance.

I want to see this model in 40k but with big rokkit

rly? fuck thats gold xD

Akabans lusians Nah, that’s boar

Welcome to what happens when your fun thing becomes mainstream and too many normies infest it.

I'm calling boarshit

And I'm calling boarcrap

There was an orc pen&paper rpg hilarious funny and even for new players... it was glorius... i wish i member the name

@@Rahakanji please tell me you remember the nam ma dude, i really wish to play it to!

that's the charm of greenies. Faced a night goblin army with my dark elves. Sent some harpies to charge as first action.released 9 fanatics, who did more damage to the greenies than my pointies. Made breaking them in combat res so much easier for me. My buddy brought his orc mob next game, and that was a roller coaster of a game for both of us.

OI! DATS ARCHZ!

ARCH WAGHH-CHOPPAH

We Doin' DA BIG THINKING

@@Mate397 BIG FINKIN' AIN'T FIGHTIN!

Nieroshai *...BUT BIG FINKIN’ IS WOTZ NEEDED TO GRAB A GOOD CHOPPAH, AND USE IT TO KRUMP DEM HUMIES!!!*

That would be the Southern Wastes, mixed with Antartica. So just a cold Oz

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Yea. Im a proud aussie. Its so true. My wife is from sweden. 14 years and shes still getting used to the local fauna and flora

I'm from South Australia so for me it's up north where everything tries to kill you.

Dan Pierre Begone Soyboy, your profile picture betrays you to be made out of estrogen & reddit upvotes

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@@xMrStrongCockx dude. Why? Why here? Why now? Can't we just enjoy a fun video on feral fantasy Orkz?

Stupid violent savages? Let them produce our weapons. What could possibly go wrong?

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 NPCs don't opperate on logic or factual reality, ignoring and downvoting the kludges is the best bet.

It’s surprisingly common for people to do that, don’t know why tho, just having a single ork will eventually bring in a thousand.

ORKS ORKS ORKS

And it's not a demonstration. It's a WAAAGH! Green Lives Matter!

Peaceful greenskin

“Da Humies tookz der teef, & acted all fancy-loik wit ‘em!”

I knew this comparison was coming LOL, especially when it was stated they never developed a civilization of their own. I would be offended though if I was an Ork being compared to them

Mostly peaceful WAAAAAAAGH’S

I'd be happy if the direct their senseless violence against each other

Skaven and Greenskins won the end Times, they just refuse to agree which one won the most.

Agonizing Turtle Grimgor seeks an audience with you.

O no

One is brutaly cunning the other cunningly brutal

OI IZ INVINCIBULZ!

Played Grimgor ,had most of my force of black orks,savage orks held on AWHILE

" Chikkun "

" Oooh, harda' warboss~. "

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@@xMrStrongCockx I knew it. The second I saw the Op only had one comment I knew it was gonna be you

If a rampaging horde of bloodthirsty savages and looters is the closest your species has to an civilisations, then you are trully green!

Too bad that there is literally no alternative :/

@Timefliesbye Hell naw, man. I've been returning to this abusive relationship for a decade now and this is it. Too much even a hog ain't gonna stomach. Recast sites, eBay rescues and 5th edition tournaments among friends are where you'll be able to find me from now on. Not a penny to GW.

What happened to horde armies?!

Bruh, you actually expected the game's focus to remain the same? NEVER chase the meta. Never.

@@rhyzvanic3660 All early 2000s sculpts of infantry (that you need to get a lot of to form an army) got a price hike, while 9th edition buffs vehicles, letting them shoot in melee, and makes it so you always get the maximum number of shots from weapons with d3/d6 rules when targeting a horde. In short, thoroughly gutted. If they at least gave orks/nids a range update before raising the prices, I wouldn't be as pissed, but this is too much. (Guard is already a vehicle-based army, since blobs of 30 guardsmen had become useless after the massive nerf commissars got.) Also, look at the prices of all the new AdMech models, especially that shitty flyer. Such a model of setting prices is apparently the future of the game. No, thank you very much, not a penny from me.

if Ewoks can take out walkers with sticks and stones imagine what Orks can do with Titans.

It's as I've always said: "What's a Feral Ork, if not a fur less, extremely pissed off Ewok?"

If you think about it, it makes sense, I can see how enough orks jumping off of treetops onto the knight or using some kind of trap to topple it. War walkers are a dumb concept.

@@michelveilleux1275 that’s like 9ft tall and even dumber and angrier

orcs dont evolve, they have attained evolutionary perfection already ;)

According to him, Yes.

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@@xMrStrongCockx dude. Just don't

Ooga booga

imagine getting your "news" from a literal marxist subreddit. Thats a kek.

That’s a Grudging.

Hey! Orks are just peacefully protesting systemic oppresion.

It would be a funny fan animatic. I’d patreon for that.

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@@xMrStrongCockx i would not get my news from a subreddit thats literally called SIGMARXISM

@@ulquiorracifer2243 It's a kludge NPC, spreading propoganda is all they know how to do.

Jesus I thought I was the only one! I've been falling a sleep to them since 2016 when total war-hammer came out hahaha. It's also a nice retreat to get your mind off things before you fall asleep.

GIT! DATZ A KRUMPIN’!

*BIG THINK'N*

@@pile-o-nonsense3688 ORKS 'EEV DA FINKING TO DA MEK BOYZ

DAT'S A BEATIN'!

Datz a Krumpin’ dat iz!

What reason?

@@doomguy9049 #orclivesmatter

I think he does about 1 per month. someting about that at least

I prefer these vids then his other types, such as reaction vids. Cringe

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!*

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!*