Watch Me Get Embalmed (weirdly not clickbait) 

That’s amazing!!!

Congratulations! Telling people what you want to do & knowing people in that line of work is sooo helpful

How Exciting for you!!!! Have fun and learn A lot!!!

Omg congrats

I’m excited for you!

For real, I never want to be embalmed!! Just throw me in the oven. Seriously. Do NOT want to be embalmed!!

Ya, I think at that point it's also called murder... But I could be wrong ;)

Yes, don't let bossy boots have their way and control things even while dead.

Omg you said it!!!

@@babycakes1402 it is murder at this point it is called murder charge of a human you are absolutely correct

YUP 😅

hope youre dealing with grief well, my dad died back when i was 10. sending my love ❤

Hi dear @USMarshmallow, what a lovely thing to wish for your beloved Mother after you probably grieved her slowly "leaving" for 9 long years. I hope everything went as you all planned and hoped for, surrounding the farewell of your Mother. Their Passing can come with such mixed feelings of deep grief & relief, when a Loved One who suffered from any form of Dementia for many years dies. (My sweet Mom Passed away from Alzheimer's in Feb. 2017 & my dear Dad died of Vascular Dementia in May 2019). It was such a strange and lovely sight, for my Dad and me, to see my Mother's facial features return to her old familiar shape. After the tortured Dementia grimace, that had plagued Mom, for the last 2 years, had left her face. It once again "was her" ☺️🕊️.

I hope she got the massage

thats why we love her

23k in less than thirty minutes... 😎

24k likes.. c'mon people hit that 👍

Allways

Well yeah! I mean morticians have seen what first hand what people can do if someone doesn’t keep their promises, right?! That’d scare me straight.

"Emia = presence in blood"

Presenting to the emergency room, where we are now... lol

That was exactly what I thought 😆

So it cooks you a little bit? haha

Chubbyemu fans, assemble!

I will pray for you

❤️❤️❤️❤️ please stay as strong as you are and have been. It’s good this has given some reassurance. You are so very young I’m sorry …just don’t know what to say.

Trust in the Lord, please.

I hope it was painless and that you weren't alone and that you felt safe and that you were as comfortable as could be afforded. I hope you weren't scared. And i hope, in the case of an afterlife, that you're having the greatest fucking time where you are.

Rest In Peace

You still alive?

Many prayers to you

@IamOneWithIam your ignorant af ! My grandmother didn't have a drop of alcohol in her life and she passed of cyrosis of the liver . Not everyone has to be a drunk! And your time and your relatives time will come no one is immortal

@@bloodangel19 I guess he passed on...

Could anyone tell me where they store our bodies after they are embalmed us until our funeral and burial?

😂

New name for my band: Amazon Death Woman.

This made me google it and I was not prepared, why are all my favorite content producers so tall?

Okay, was anybody gonna tell me that Caitlin is 6'1", or was I supposed to find that out from a RU-vid comment myself?

@@clickhere2d1e wait, she’s 6’1!?

Hehe yeah but many people would expect to hear the deep voice of the RU-vidr known as "Corpse" or "Corpse Husband" and be semi confused when realizing he wasn't in the video.

@@pinktacoofdoom440 I don’t watch him but he should do this

@@PuffleFuzz a collab would be so iconic

I mean, we're all future corpses I suppose Corpse in progress? Buffering corpse?

I fucking died Caitlin is so funny.

Hello how are you doing?

Claudia Pozzuolo, I’m so sorry about your mom! I lost my son and we opted out of embalming his body because it felt like abuse of a corpse. I also have a friend who lost her mom, during COVID high point, and the funeral parlor made everyone sit in their cars as they buried her mother. Her mom did not have COVID and they still did this! My friend, like you and me are all still traumatized, but knowing we can talk to other people who’ve been through similar losses, temporarily does help. - Terri Kendall, Nashville, TN

My condolences sweetheart. My mom got Covid a few weeks after my dad was diagnosed with cancer and had been sleeping with him the whole time. By the grace of God she made it through and my dad has been cleared from his cancer so far.

@@Pebbles523 Praise the Lord! I’m so happy you still have your parents! You have a great testimony. 🙏❤️

@@floydkendall2703 TY so very much. My parents are in their late 70's and they are my best friends and when they are gone, I feel I'm gonna die of a 💔.

@@Pebbles523 I’m so sorry. I pray 🙏 you will have parents that live at least another 30 years. We all Fred losing our parents. It just doesn’t feel fair, but I know God will receive them if that’s any comfort. 🙏❤️

Wow a spa treatment

Glad she didn't ACTUALLY die!

@@geekygirl2596 what do you mean? She actually died and managed to speak, that takes talent.

F

Danny devito fans unite

Absolutely, I mean not many people would dedicate their lives to a career like this without having some respect for it

I totally agree. The other lady seems to Take everything as a JOKE and it seems so DISRESPECTFUL.

@@synthiabouda1096 I've seen a lot of her videos and I don't get disrespect from her. I see that she's trying to make the processes around death less "taboo," and knowledge is power. I get that it's less palatable to some, though...

@@kristenh1316 Part of the training.

@@janosk8392 obviously but still there are careless and foul people out there who don’t care like this

I was grateful for the car our hospice nurse took with my dad. She changed his clothes shaved him. Washed his hair. So thankful.

I was a nursing assistant in a full-care facility. We always honored our patients by lovingly washing them, dressing their hair, and changing them into fresh clothing before the mortician arrived. Of the several deaths I attended over the years, no family members were present, but if they had been, I would have asked if they wanted to participate. There is something deeply spiritual about taking care of a body after its soul has peacefully departed. On the other hand, despite having been present for dozens of human and animal deaths, when I found my brother's body following his suicide, I could not bring myself to even get close enough to verify that he was truly deceased and not revivable. The person who had searched with me did it instead. My daughter, who had also searched with us, protected and honored his body by throwing rocks at people who showed up to rubberneck when the emergency personnel arrived.

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Honestly? I wouldnt put it past her

Patreon only exclusive 😂 if it should happen

@@grrfilter No please 😂😂😂😂

Watch me be wrapped in linen and eaten by gentle foxes

Certainly a technicality overlooked in zombie movies.

Just untie the little present in the nose ;)

@@PersonalitySituation This is so damn funny djdndjdndj

They covered this on Fear the Walking Dead this season... A room full of embalmed zombies, tied up by their wrists, mouths sewn shut. They eventually worked their lips loose as the "protagonists" worked their way thru the room...

Had a person tell me they were afraid of zombies. I told them they were safe because zombies only eat brains.

Go! Yes get your happy on :) love it! I LOVE it! It’s a little different but similar in that they are tools I use, I’m a disabled chick and I HATE Hospital grey’ so get your happy whatever that looks like 💖

If my embalmer isn’t covered in rhinestones I don’t want them.

@@gotmybootyout5793 looks like you wont be embalmed then

@@kyupified2440 -A 5-lbs bag of rhinestones and a gallon jug of cyanoacrylate glue disagrees with you.-

The was en episode of "Bones" where that happened, except the trocar was all wrong.

The trocar was after the blood replacement with the embalming fluids in the arteries, wasn't it? After the massage to ease the rigor mortis and the cleaning. They make the cut by the neck and place the little bomb to extract the blood. THEN, it's the trocar action, if I'm not mistaken. But I get it. I was afraid of the cut, and of waking up too late to stay alive any longer.

Yeah, that was some trip😯

Well, the upside is you won't be "alive" for long past the first trocar insertion ;)

She recently did a thing on that about a person with disabilities.

The name of the trophy given to the Mortician of the Year.

I have always thought a trocar sounds like a type of spear used by Roman soldiers. 😂 Either way, blood and fluids ARE the end result.

@@joanodom2104 "trocar" in portuguese means to switch or to change. So it would be the golden switch/change? Sounds weird

Or a tool you'd get in a strange version of Animal Crossing

Or an Alt Rock band.

Dear Death Momma I think we can *ALL* relate to how you're feeling here. 😔 #FückCovid19

Yeah I felt that, however difficult it was (still is here in the UK, where MiniTrump rules supreme) for most of us, it cannot compare to those in the healthcare and deathcare industries. Amazing people who did more than anyone has a right to expect.

I felt her pain and hesitancy in that moment for sure.

@@katbairwell So true!! Respect forever

@@katbairwell I think they all deserve a month at their favorite/dream vacation spot.

Just the age for Addams Family reruns.

What a great path to follow! Just don’t fall down the hole of greed. Remember why you started. And you’ll do great 💜

@@katscratchfever3506 thank you. I definitely won't haha, I've been set on being a mortician for 2-3 years now, and money just doesn't seem like a big thing to me at the moment.

@@aaronfreeman5264 pardon? I don't get what you're trying to say.

You will always have work.

I suppose it is a spa day for them. I adore this industry

@@Falanu I grew up in the atmosphere of a family run funeral home. We actually used to have family reunions (the ones where nobody actually died) there.

@@kdbee6086 that's great! Those buildings are conducive to hosting, entertaining, living, and "unliving" or whatever it is they do ☺️

@@Falanu As kids, we used to play hide and seek all over the building (except the "work room". We were never allowed in there. I had one crazy aunt who decided to test the coffins out one year for comfort and she actually took a cat nap in one.

@@kdbee6086 omg it's my dream to buy one of these places one day and change NOTHING but the zoning. I'll have a coffin in the bedroom, the workroom will stay as is, and a plastinate that may have to nap there since a coffin won't hold two. 🧛🏾⚰️☠️🩸🪦❤️🧟

got a Necrobabes vibe from that xD

Dark af😂😂😂

LMAO You won this comment section!

And here Iam sitting in a train, giggling xD

Also currently streaming on Twitch 😂

LOVE IT

@@erinhowett3630 -McDonald’s slogan 🎶

There is no preservation without aggradation, Like charges repel, Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and Embalming coagulates protein. Thanks, this is all I need to know to graduate college

@@clottedscream ur username is rad

Make an original comment next time.

What is horrifying? You won't be there, won't have knowledge of it nor would you feel a thing!

I agree I'd rather just turn to dust and be spread somewhere beautiful back in nature

Or a death god's relic. Both would work!

either that of the books McGuffin. for example: "We must form a band of mighty warriors to strom the castle of the Dread Lord and finally reclaim the Golden Trocar"

I think this is a great rock band name!

Should put a notch on it for each embalming completed.

Would have made Golden Compass a bit more awkward: "Lyra… where exactly did a little girl like you get a trocar?"

In the case of the UK "so far". Sigh.

@@starlinguk Same in the US, even though everyone is behaving as though it never happened.

@@starlinguk as in Australia we are going into lockdowns in some states again, not long untill a full lockdown

@@annieinwonderland694 Damn.. I can actually say that it's being going really good here in Norway. It's not long ago at all we got out of lockdown, and especially in the capitol of Norway where I live, Oslo, ad well as the other big cities, and a few small ones, lockdown have lasted just about almost two straight years now, leaving out a few reopening periods that never lasted more than a couple of weeks (except summer of 2020 for about 2 months or so..). So we've had HARD restrictions from early on, way before it even reached the US and started spreading there, so... yup. Fun times. Now tho, only young people are left to be vacvinated and it's going good, I had my 1st Phizer-shot just about a week ago. Now finally, we've actually reopened most places to at least near full capacity or even full capacity, depending on how many people are gathering. Mask mandates have finally dropped as well! As long as our young population continues getting vaxxed, it really does seem like it's as close to over as we can get.. ***knock on wood, holy smokes..*** the Delta variant is scary tho, considering both young people and vaccinated people gets much more easily infected by that variant.. sheesh. Let's just hope that our young population continues being highly willing to cooperate as we've been really good at the entire time, this can turn out great for us! This is the FIRST TIME I've felt even a glimmer of hope, and I'm actually seeing a light at the end of the tunnel now. We're so close, and it's so incredibly great! I've gotta say, I'm really proud of how we've all managed to stick this through, despite having such huge lockdowns for 2 years now. Truly. We managed so well to be selfless enough, (almost) each and every one of us to work hard to get to where we are now. Taking this as seriously as we did, especially us in Oslo who's had THE WORST outbreak and restrictions from the very beginning is such a good accomplishment. Each and every one of us really stepping up to the plate without making a fuzz about it, just knowing that we're doing this as a community service; all for one, one for all really made the fight so much easier. Gosh, I'm proud of you Oslo!! And the rest of the country of Norway as well, tho lol.. just think that we, the people of Oslo, have done the most hard and sufficient work, allowing me to give myself and the rest of my city's people extra credit. That credit surely is as due as it gets. Well done to us, and to everyone else still doing our part for our city, our country, and all of our globe. We're not done and out of the trenches until we all are, united. We can't forget that.

Can't have been bad for business...

I choked at off button. Thank you.

I could literally never trust someone that much, that's a whole new level right there

Yeah cause we're largely uninformed. I'm a registered organ donor, but like... so reluctant about it. It honestly freaks me out so much, but I also think once I die it probably won't bother me and it could make a huge difference to someone, so... well, here I am. I'd prefer to be cremated "intact" and not be allowed to decompose or be cut into, but if it saves a life and I don't need it and I'm just gonna burn it, like... I'm SO creeped out but how can I say no?

@@bumblebee560 Exact same here! Something about being fully cremated sounds best because at least ill know all of my body is in one place and no pieces are lost, but its odd how it seems less scary when id be dead anyways lol. I think its just freaky to imagine my body ever being separate and not intact, its like the moment my physical form doesnt exist is when im forced to imagine myself as truly dead.

I'll donate it so I could live on one way or another 😃👍

@@disgusted2704 That's a good way of thinking about it!

No i dont think it's that it's more the fact the thought of being completely cut open and sewn back together. I think alot of people want to be remembered and last after they are gone (weird thing) yet most of us will be forgotten in 3 generations. It's a but like being scared of planes yet it's more likely you'll get in a car crash........ irrational thoughts usually because of fear

I’ve had two liver transplants I’m so thankful

Thats exactly what I thought! They get ruined anyway. Let someone else make use of them.

Wow. I used to want to be a transplant coordinator. That's not happening now but I wonder if they ever use that argument when talking to bereaved families. If not, they should.

True, I changed my view with this video.

@@once.5746 same!

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear mi

Who's stan?

What does stan mean? I heard this on another video and I don't get it.

@@coyoteartist Basically fanboy / fangirl, but I think the term comes from the Eminem song of the same name.

@@coyoteartist stalker + fan = stan. Also comes from the song “Stan” by Eminem who’s about an obsessed fan. Most people when they use it use it in a more fun way to say “this is why I’m a total fanboy/girl.”

A lot of "Miranda" vibes.

🤫 Shhhh, we mustn't let Markiplier find out 😳

She’s tall, but where I’m from she wouldn’t really stand out. The AVERAGE heights over here in 2018 were 181.95 cm = 5’-11.6” for men, and 168.6 cm = 5’-6.4” for women.

Is she really 6 feet tall or is the other women really short?

@@elizabethkeen7851 She's really six feet tall. Watch her Ted Talks

Well if they‘re embalmed yes! BUT what if they just die on the street? We‘ll never be safe

And I must scream lol

Actually, a Deseco needle injector is used to secure the mouth.

It reminded me of the zombie in Hocus Pocus. I always wondered why he had to cut his mouth open...

They also couldnt possibly come back to life if embalmed

TAKE MY MONEY!

❤

"Karen, if you don't settle down and behave, we'll put you RIGHT back among the living!"

I have places to go and things to do ... Oh wait ...

Being reminded that everything dies is never a comfort and thought but it's not about death It's about the life that you have before the death. It's about the life that you live now because even if they're truly is a afterlife that doesn't matter. Death is inevitable. Someday everyone will die. But I think people's fear of death and losing their loved ones comes from the fact that people are actually scared of dying. People aren't scared of death they're scared of dying. They're scared of not having any more time. But the thing is you can refocus that fear and that anxiety into making sure that you make time.

And intonation and inflection are SO vital when you say it. 😉

New? This has been a catch-phrase for so many people for far too long. Have you been living as a shut-in for the past year?

BC of Caitlyn... Every female will now be Janice!! Karen is dead... Long live JANICE!

It is soooooo frickin adorable ❤

She might do exactly that. Sounds odd, but I'm sure if that were my occupation, I'd probably talk to my "client" as well. As long as I am not expecting an answer in return....

It reminds me of how a Barbour/hairstylist will ask "how do you like the cut?"

@@falcon.heavy. exactly!

She may ask that every time but how many of her clients give her an answer?

@@dayaautum6983 They all give her the same answer

That's pretty sad that he was left unrefrigerated for 8 hours before pickup, and I'm sorry to hear about your dad. But it's lovely to know they did an amazing job regardless. If I might ask, was he a COVID casualty, or was it another cause of death? Did he at least die peacefully?

Oh that's rough, I'm so sorry. Good on you for protecting your mother. Are YOU okay? Make sure you talk to friends or even a therapist if you need to. I'm sorry for your loss. ❤

I was hired at a mortuary which I found out left their bodies in the hot crematory (the room, not the retort chamber) for days on end. I reported them to the state funeral board and was blown off. They were in cahoots with them as the owner had a family friend on the board 🙄 Nothing was done and all I could do was quit. No other entity cared either. Worst state funeral board in the nation by far. Very negligent and repulsive 😡

@@shawnaaustin3396 Utterly disgusting!! Thank you for speaking up and reporting them!!

@@shawnaaustin3396 what is the name? Start name dropping it online like this and start getting people demanding accountability from them, or at least forcing some action by 2ay of reducing income and customers to their facility

Hello how’re you doing?

Me either 😮

It’s already on my Christmas list.

Heh that’s a cute way of looking at it

The little prisoners, finally set free.. well I guess that's a life sentence for ya

My thoughts exactlyyy

I have always wanted to go green. It just feels like the most natural way to go.

ive had various chronic stomach issues so i'm the opposite. i would love nothing more than to give a final "fuck you" to my stomach lol

Same

Gotta love tittles

Literally

What did you drop though? 🤔

@@Day1onDay1 Hahah, a shovel (don’t ask what for)😅

@@emilycottingham99 🤣🤣🤣❣️

Did you get alot of push back from the funeral director?

@@cflotronsong No, we didn't get much push back at all. My father and I discussed what we wanted beforehand and kept on track. The funeral director respected our choices once she understood we knew what we wanted.

Sorry for your loss

Sorry for your loss :( may she rest in peace

I'm so glad our local funeral director is a family friend so he's never been a dick about any funeral cost but my Grandpa passed away when he was visiting my Aunt in another province and the funeral director there told my Aunt she "must not love her father if she wants only the basic package!" He wanted to be cremated he didn't want us to spend money on a casket and he'd had an Urn custom made for him and my grandma (who passed before him). All that was required from the funeral home was the cremation process and a container to take the ashes home on the plane and he was a total f**cking dick.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

@@shelleycurreen1182 thank you very much 🙏

Cat, I'm so very sorry. No parent should ever have to endure that. I hope you find comfort in your memories. ❤️🙏

@@nicolepsy thank you very much . It is still very hard .it feels like it happened only a couple of days ago. So so unfair 😢😭😢

So sorry 4 your loss. He was 2 young.

she does, coldhandshosts

So sorry for your loss. Skin cancer and cancer in general is sneaky and cruel.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Remember your daddy as happy as he was before stupid cancer. God bless you!

Imma bet that he is already impressed(in the afterlife) as heck with his mortician's work.

If you don't mind me asking, why couldn't he have the tumor removed when he was alive?

Even if they could've removed it,he had leukemia nearly twenty years,and had just gotten diagnosed with lymphoma in his lungs.He was a fighter.I'm just glad his viewing went as he would've wanted it to.

When?

@@Julleo12 1:09 and further

She has a channel too!

Yeah, I want to get that massage though on the beach.

@@TheJer1963 Nuh uhhh… Not this 😭

I also enjoy videos w/Monica Torres, also.

Gotta admit I ship them :p

If you embalm a living person twice the second time will always work

I think this would be epic!

It's like that show Wife Swap, but for funerals!

Yes!!!!!

yes i love that idea

Also.... Caitlin got a massage, so it's only fair she gives a spa day in return (I assume there's not as much massaging involved, but I'm sure there's essential oils and nice pillows)

I'm sorry for your loss 💔

Joe, I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, and that it was to suicide. I've been in the same terrible pit as your brother. I managed to crawl out, but so many do not. Please know, it's not your fault or anyone else's he took his life. It wasn't out of selfishness or loathing. It was out of his own demons getting the better of him. Do not blame yourself, and do not blame him. Sometimes, the invisible wounds get the better of us, and with the way mental health is stigmatized, especially for men, it can be unbearable. It's okay to cry, to grieve, to mourn however you need to. I can't imagine the pain it must be like, knowing your brother is gone, but please know I am sure he loved you and his family as much as you loved him. He was battling a terrible battle from within, one that it's difficult to conceive of if you haven't dealt with it. Just please know it was not, WAS NOT, your fault - and no, no matter what your thoughts tell you, there may not have been a way to stop it. He would have had to reach out and get the help himself. I'd suggest you talk with someone yourself. Not only are you grieving, there is a higher risk that loved ones of a suicide casualty may end up becoming a statistic, too, falling into depression. It also does tend to run in families. I assume you are, but just in case, I would reach out to someone. Lean on your family. You will need it in this difficult time.

I'm so sorry for your loss 💔 It's rough losing loved ones, especially to suicide.

So sorry for you loss. Sending love and positivity. I lost a best friend from the same thing. Stay strong

I just lost my father to suicide, as well. I'm sorry for your loss. But I totally agree that I have been much more calm, steady and informed by having watched this channel for a while. Caitlin takes so much of the "fright factor" out, that it's much easier to take care of business.

This is my kind of humor.

Good Lord in heaven

HA!!! I childproofed MY home! Not one of the little buggers can get in...

🤣🤣🤣 dead

right? they will become a mush anyway, definitely would make the mortician's work easier lmao

Nobody is cutting me open

@@calipigenia Yes, I thought embalming was less invasive than it is. At least I’ll be ending other people’s suffering instead of making organ juice.

@@SamuelBlack84 make sure you let someone you trust know, so they can intervene in your name if needed

@@once.5746 mmmmmm organ juice tasty

That’s a great story. My grandma passed away with oral cancer & I did her makeup at her funeral. She looked beautiful. All of my great aunts, and older ladies at the funeral were standing around talking about how great she looked. My mom blurted out that I was actually the one who did her makeup. All I heard was a bunch of gasping then they walked up to me and were like “Mija, will you do me? Please? You have to do me when I die!” I guess I’m obligated now.

i love this. a father figure of mine was buried with his costco membership card tucked in his shirt pocket. it’s really the little things.

@@liz5773 We buried my dad with the urn containing his feline "grandson" Mac's ashes tucked into his arm, and I brought homemade chocolate chip oatmeal cookies and some of the catnip that he grew for Mac in separate baggies that were put in his pockets--it occurred to me while I was running around packing to go home and deal with things that the two of them ought to each have a snack along the way. He also got to wear his favorite official Red Sox hat (bought at the official souvenir store); sometimes I wish we'd kept it, but he did love that hat that I got him so much that it just seemed like the right thing to do.

I'm sorry you lost your father. 😞 My mother just passed a few weeks ago and same here. I've learned so much from Catlin. We donated my mom because they can learn from her body and due to pandemic we had no money for cremation. With the donation program it is free and they will cremate her and send her home when they finish.

Cremated without the need to be embalmed. I'll take it

I lost my mom a couple years ago an I was able to have her aqua-cremated. I attended the procedure. It was oddly healing and I have no regrets. Caitlin was a huge part of my comfort in the whole process. I'm sorry for your loss . . . I hope you find peace.

My dad was cremated and I don't know if I could have attended that for a few reasons.

Sorry for your loss.

*slow clap*

Awesome question! I’ve been wondering that too

I would think only very strong cytotoxic drugs might pose an issue. Interesting question.

This is interesting to think about, when I was a vet tech I'd assist the veterinarian during euthanasia which is most often a lethally high dose of pentobarbitol or phenytoin, which weirdly enough are seizure meds but can cause issues if the animal is not buried properly as it can also be toxic to wildlife that might consume the animal after death (including insects and other decomposers) so we'd always push for cremation. I wonder for those receiving lethal injection would be the procedure for that too?

Good Q. It might depend on the meds?

This is an interesting question. I would like to hear the answer to it.

I think I’d rise from the dead if someone embalmed me. Make me into human compost