We get drunk and watch Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) ft. Dakota Johnson 

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Imagine doing BDSM in your billionaire partner's place and then you faintly hear the sound of 4 drunk boys making Geiko references

This is as close to them watching Twilight as we're ever going to get.

I love when Zack just guesses a line and then it's said 5 seconds later

The fact that the guys profusely make sex Jokes every second makes this commentary worth while.

I never expect these to go the way they do. Like who the fuck would guess they'd end up singing remixes of the J.G Wentworth commercial? 😂😂😂

“Are you seriously watching Fifty Shades of Grey by yourself?” Razzle: Nah, IM WITH MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!

I swear these are the only guys to make insurance jokes while watching a movie about sex

I love the part where RAZZLE predicted the line “I don’t make love, I fuck.” That was crazy!

The part where they start singing Love Me Like You Do had me in stitches 🤣🤣

I think you guys should create your own Fifty Shades of Grey scripts, I can't even begin to imagine what stuff you'll come up with

“I like eating pills” I laughed at that way harder than I would have anticipated

Knowing this is just Twilight fanfiction makes everything SO much funnier and more cringe. The creepy friendzoned friend? The dead personality of literally everyone in this movie? It's awful. and i love it

so if the film is 125 minutes long, and there are precisely fifty shades, that averages out to approximately 2.5 shades per minute. I don't know where I was going with this

Kids movies: plays. Razzle: Simps and lusts over everyone. Literal sex movie: plays. Razzle: Let's SING A SONG! Happy Valentine's Day, you bunch of weirdos. 💖

I love how the main character admits, "Yeah, this man has a serial killer vibe" and then just continues all the way to Pound Town.

A porn Razzle HASN'T seen before? Hell has frozen over.

The most unrealistic part of this movie is that Ana made valedictorian without having a laptop or email all throughout college

You guys should’ve done a drunk viewing of Robots, that would’ve been so damn funny

I can't believe you made one of your best commentaries on a movie that had to be blurred half the time. Please watch, commentate, and blur the other two. This is pure gold!

There guys really made a job out of their rampant alcoholism.

from “Love me like you do…WHAT ARE YOU GREY-DING FOR?!!!!” to “call Grey G Wentworth, 877-ASS-NOW!” was not expecting this to be a sing-along lmfao

For context, specifically about the BDSM and contract deal: This movie does the absolute worse job displaying BDSM, for a start the guy is a manipulative freak and I don’t think the woman ever actually consents (she was literally drugged), and it goes without saying that clear consent and mutual understanding is a core part of BDSM. The so called “contract” is not legally binding (as in most places actual sex contracts are illegal), BDSM is usually entirely roleplay, and neither actually believe in their actions during the roleplay (like whipping your partner for being “bad” for example), and a contract would be a part of that roleplay, but both should discuss at length what they like or dislike while writing a contract. In spite of the negative image of BDSM set by this movie and the other various porns, BDSM partners are very loving, doing only what both are comfortable with, and respecting when their partner says “no” (or rather, their set safeword). Tl;dr, this movie sucks and don’t think for a second this BDSM.

This is a list of movies that were mentioned in the live comments of this video. Not saying you should watch them, just a list: • Twilight (2008) • Space Chimps (2008) • Superhero Movie (2008) • Underdog (2007) • Batman and Robin (1997) • Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) • Twins (1988) • Junior (1994) • Ghostbusters (1984) • Tall Girl 2 (2022) • Planet 51 (2009) - The Angry Birds Movie (2016) • Mars Needs Moms (2011) • Goodfellas (1990) • Borat (2006) • Dumb and Dumber (1994) • Hop (2011) • Robots (2005) • Man of Steel (2013) • Real Steel (2011)

I love how like 90% of it is blurred so you have to guess what's happening based on their reactions

“You don’t EAT pills!” Um would you have preferred if it said “swallow me”?

My jaw is on the freaking floor omg I was not prepared. This is gonna be so fun. 😂

7:07 be like: Gray: Welcome to my house, as you can see I knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers. Anna: Uhh… This isn’t tilted or a tower- Gray: Well, you see, it's a Gamerpad. Not many girls come in here because I get Friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay. Anna: I’d like to be in the Friendzone. I’d like friends. Gray: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don’t treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a Gamer, I don’t get respect. Anna: Well, I’m not a Gamer, so maybe they’ll respect me! Gray: That just makes you a Beta Cuck.

my grandma passed away when i was 13, and when we were cleaning out her house i found the 50 shades of grey books under her bed, grandma was down bad 👌🏼🥴

that "welcome to grey theory" joke was way funnier than it got credit for

7:00 the fact that he predicted the line is hilarious

I am SO mad nobody said "I've seen this porn before." ESPECIALLY at the beginning when you were checking who saw the movie before.

The Chris Chan jokes made me lose my mind, that was hilarious lmao

The fact that these guys made a 2 minute insurance joke while watching a movie about sex just shows me that they are drunk asf 14:08

This is so getting aged restricted so thank you guys for making 50 shades better than the actual movie🤣🤣🤣

RAZZLE: the only channel to feature the most top tier singing

I love how this commentary is still somehow less horny than the Bee Movie episode

“What are you ‘Greyting’ for” is a musical masterpiece.

Today's biggest memes were brought to you by the 50th shade of grey: - "I'm not good with people" - The best cover of all time 5:45 - Grey doesn't, he f u c k s

“I don’t play. I game.” That needs to be on a shirt! 😆

"Is that a katana?" Famous last words

I like how despite this movie being so focused on sex it's one of the few films they don't simp anyone

Alan being an unapologetic viewer of this movie is the kind of masculinity I live for

14:39 Alan choking on his drink is the funniest thing i ever heard today along with "the GRASS!"

The lizard/Geico bit at the end got me crying 💀💀💀

The boys need to watch Venom: Let there be Carnage so that they can simp over Cletus's drip

Anyone who wants "We get drunk and watch Kung Fu Panda ft. Master oogway." Say aye

That "Eat Me" sign missed the opportunity to say "Swallow Me."

Saw the thumbnail, immediate reaction was “oh shit here we go”

I was laughing a lil too hard to this and my mom asked me why I was laughing so hard bro I don’t know how to explain this 💀💀

The pizza delivery analogy would’ve worked a lot better as a story then what we actually got

"it's a perfect place. For People" - Mark Zuckerburg, talking about 50 shades of the Metaverse

This is definitely one of my favorites. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a RU-vid video.

6:57 This is equivalent to Snapcube's SA2 Fandub where Alfred Coleman joked that Eggman would blow up the island before he actually did

Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey was actually named after Warren Buffett's teeth

The Razzle Gang singing "Love Me Like You Do" is amazing! Keep it up!

I love that when they blur the movie it’s literally just shades of grey

6:59 That hard read of the script was amazing

I want a version where Grey is literally just Patrick Bateman

'Fifty Shades of Piss-play' had me on the floor

Would you guys ever consider watching The Adventures of Tintin (2011) in this series? It's actually a fun, good movie, and there's a ton of characters in it to simp for lol

I'm embarrassed by how loud I laughed at Zach's Ellie Goulding impression

The fact that they sang in perfect harmony is what cured my depression Édit: i completly forgot about this video got recommended it again by RU-vid and watched again this moment of the vid. It really made my day Also timing code is 5:45

8:08 Ana: “When you said negotiate, what did you mean?” Grey: “I already have a contract prepared.” Ana: “Sorry… I don’t negotiate with terrorists.”

I’d rather vibe with these dudes than have a date on Valentines Day

Predicting the line “I don’t make love, I fuck” Is such a Razzle thing to do 🤣

The Geico jokes were the pinnacle of innuendo humor

the "bitch im sleepin" had me dead

7:44 I love how this joke will never die on the channel

This might be their best video. We will just have to wait and see

Yo those closing bits are gold. You guys mentioned needing cash now and I immediately started singing the jingle. Never had a reason to call them, but that phone number is going with me to the grave.

The WAP accords have killed me 😂

Me and my friends having a running joke where we replace the 50 in the title to just a random number and it’s the funniest thing in the moment. 52 shades of grey, 74 shades of grey, 23 shades of grey, etc

his apartment is just ian hawke from alvin and the chipmunks’ penthouse

You could say that their car insurance commercial references were getting more: "Progressive".

Two things 1. My bosses wife, was college roommates with Dakota Johnson 2. Where the fuck is space chimps?!?!?

I have never watched this movie. This is how I'm watching it.

11:30 that has to be Zack’s best laugh, he had to walk away from the mic

Well it was only a matter of time before they watch this.

yknow i was thinking the other day “what if razzle made an american psycho commentary” but i thought it would be too much for youtube and then they posted a 50 shades of grey commentary lmao

You guys really watched Fifty Shades of Gray and didn’t tell a single “I’ve seen this porn before” joke

😂😂😂 I'm dying at all the Geico/insurance jokes in this that went on sooo long..

I need a full vid of 'What are you Greyding for?'

Of all the things I thought I would watch on Valentines Day, this is...not it, but I cannot be happier

5:44 I'm gonna need a full cover of this song

“Get any more closer to me and you’re toast” being said right after Grey’s creepy sex promise almost ended my life. I can’t take a drink during these commentaries I stg 😂

Oh boy

So the plot, from what I can gather, is this. Really hot boss convinces quirky new girl to legally sign away her ability to break up with him or tell anyone that she's dating him. Girl is somehow okay with this and the audience finds it either sexy, hilarious, or disturbing. Tldr "i dont make love, i fuck."

"I've always been good at people." *"Are you sure?"*

This has taken over the Venom commentary as my favourite, its do damn funny

Razzle making inappropriate jokes and random ass references is a billion times more entertaining than that God awful movie lol

Zach's "HUMP DAY!" is underrated.

I’m not gonna lie. I was expecting a “Beats pill” reference during the eat me bit.

I've never been so personally offended by a film. Seriously, who the fuck takes a bite out of someone else's toast like that?

Y’all need to do a we get drunk and read the script to fifty shades of grey

6:04 thE PERFECT SYNC-

They impromptu duet was crazy

12:49 this segment is twice as funny as it would normally be, since Christian goes out with women who look LIKE HIS FLIPPIN DEAD MOTHER!!

Zach singing Ellie Goulding gave me 9 extra lives.

Yall were waaayy too in tune for a minute there XD almost sounded halfway good to my intoxicated ass