We Made A Mess In MORTUARY ASSISTANT 

I didn't wish you were dead, Lyle.

The reason Tomar is so good at this game is because he's had 40 years experience in the business (or in the biz as he would put it.)

1:25 I'm so used to them making shit up about Tomar that it took me a second to remember he actually does have a daughter now

last episode: "ever wish you could die earlier?" "No, what is wrong with you lyle?" This episode:"I wish you were dead Lyle."

Tomar ignores all the spooks to focus on the mortuary work, because he has a great work ethic.

"yarble barble this sucks" sounds like a forspoken line lmao, Lyle has learned much from that games writing

Lyle likes to play these sorts of games because it reminds him of when he would use dead bodies to bait out the rats in his apartment

Chris every single year of BoneyPlays while getting scared and making his friends play the game: I would neeever play this alone

This is exactly the type of game I'd hope Oneyplays would play I'm already gonna miss this series when it's done.

I really can't get enough of the new Boney Plays intros, they're so nice to look at

Tomar forgetting you need to burn the paper to find the symbols is probably the scariest part rn

Every time the boys play a game I am astounded by their collective lack of observational skills

I can’t believe they talked through the guy explaining how to exorcise the demon XD

The funny thing is, I think it is actually recommended that when confronted with a potential demonic entity to just act silly and autistic towards them since they draw power from fear and anxiety. In other words, just ask them funny hypotheticals and do silly rhymes.

I’ve never seen a game that’s both trying to be straight out horror and grotesque also do the quirky writing and Rick and morty reference. This has to be a perfect boneyplays game

15:54 Editor scared me more with the neck crack sound effect than anything so far in the game lmao

“Erm Yarble Barble, this sucks” Next years bOney plays shirt

Hell yeah! Up in the morgue cracking open a cold one with the bros!

Tomar: Hey I think these tapes have important information on them. Also Tomar: Doesn't play all of them and doesn't pay attention to any of them.

The critic and crash in visage, and now Mark E. Plier in this. Non threatening still images have never given me such a shiver since my highschool year book.

5:43 can't believe Chris remembers that one flash game he played 6 years ago with DD and Julien I think our lil Irish boy misses his old friends

I was PRAYING they'd play this game. So happy they got to it.

Chris proclaiming “for her ass” after Tomar picked up the bleaching agent made me snort

3:17 iconic chris and lyle forearm sync

“I mean, okay.” 7:13 wildly underrated Tomar response

I love how whenever Chris or Zach want to make a Jew joke they start with “tomar says”

Cant believe tomar got killed in that horrible accident

16:03 "She looks good for her age" MY bRoThER iN cHRiST she is a corpse

15:57 that crack actually made me jump

did you guys here about the secret easter egg where the girl you play as steps on the camera without shoes and socks its pretty crazy but only happens when you talk about rick and morty into the microphone at 3:10 am

15:52 the only jumpscare in the entire game that scared me and it was the editor. RU-vid won't let me post a comment saying mean words about people but you know where to put it.

I could have sworn City Escape was playing on the radio at 17:11

I don't like how comfortable Tomar is around dead bodies 🤨

I can never get enough of Dex’s editing.

i like that whenever chris does a mocking impression of someone he slips a little into a posh accent

I can't cope with how high Tomar set the stick sensitivity, it made me so sick that i spit up all over my MrBeast Youtooz and lead lined GSupps bottle

All of those cadavrs names match the names of the people tomar infamously killed back in 1994…

The different animations for every intro is a nice touch

Tomar name deopped my summer car, I would fucking LOVE to see them play it.

The change up of the different intros are sick.

It's now Oney cannon that Dex is locked in a small room somewhere under Chris's house.

Lyle and his cadaver business has been booming after the release of the first episode!

This game is actually great with its horror. Very rare case for an indie. I hope Tomar's obsession with getting rid of dead bodies can be handled in future episodes so guys can see some of them before the credits roll.

that markiplier behind the door scared me just as badly as the same fucking joke in their visage series with mr critic gahdamn

Tomar's good at this since he's practiced on Zack's niece that done got bit by a copperhead and died

At 6:40 Lyle just tells us about what stresses him out. To no one's surprise, Tomar instantly says "I know", for he keeps a huge book with everything he could and WILL use against his fellows. What a sick man.

Dex the swede is killing it with the edits. Give that man all the raises NOW!

Ah yes, the princes of hell Belphegor, Baal, Baphomet, Beelzebub, and of course Belyichur

If there was a movie like this live action of all the oneyplays boys, in a morgue… it would be the most kickass comedy/horror

Another episode of Dex being a fun editor

14:51 As an Oregonian I’m proud to know Dead Guy Ale is approved by Lyle! It’s made by Rogue Ales & Spirits they are based in Newport, Oregon and was founded by three Nike executives in the 80’s, they have many great beers but also make a Dead Guy Whiskey!

Dex is my favorite editor because of the wacky facecam stuff he do

FINALLY A PART 2 LET'S DO DIS.

so fricking epic

Why do I keep watching these while eating

I hope they play at least one more of this one, no matter how many times I watch this series the scares are almost always different and pretty spooky! I think they’d like the big ones if they get that far

The neck crack bit on the second body scared me way more than it shoulda 💀

16:08 That futurama episode Tomar was referencing is one of the most memorable to me for some reason. It was just really good.

I saw Tomar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Erm, what the worm?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I ain't afraid of no Mortuary Assistant 🗿

"A Evilo" is an early warning sign of Tomar's metamorphosis into Julian

Hearing Tomar speak his famous battlecry “Wire that jaw! Wire that jaw!” sent shivers down my little spine.

we need the boney plays skeletons kissing in the conrner for one whole recording

The funnymen become the scarymen 💀

11:10 hold a minute, they've played My Summer Car? Where's that video?

I remember when My father passed. Tomar took the asignement of cremating him, he wrapped his veiny fingers around mine while we did a handshake and he told me "Don't worry, I will take care of him, I have experience in the bizz"

They're cranking these out love the intros

lol I noticed this on the last video until It finally broke Chris the protagonist has the Kamala Khan/Cortana/Frey problem

wow, Lyle gets paid 6 figs at his new job. they really should pay him money instead of vegetables, but i mean if he's okay with it then whatever.

Chris you must give Dex a nice little bonus fellate for all the special little edits he does, you simply must

7:41 casually finding the possessed body without realizing it

I think it’s genius and needs to be done more for a game to have you focus on something while a scary thing is just barely in your view

he’s being modest, i think tomer could easily rip out some old ladies gizzards & giblets

Yarble Barble

Tomar is going to do his damndest to avoid any scares on screen isn't he?

lyle made me lole when he was commenting on the hanging corpse at 6:10

Can’t wait for them to finish Harvester.

Even though he never got too into ff10 it still warms my heart that Chris made that little reference and comment about it. I dont even have a dog in this race either as I never played 10 but for some reason it was nice.

After this episode I am pretty sure tomar went home and and started bleaching his hinie

The beer Lyle is talking about is Rogue Dead Guy and its pretty good

Ya gotta take those little papers from the old cabinet to find the symbols

Top 10 Spooky markipliar moments 17:57

GOD I LOVE THE NEW INTRO!! AND HOW IT CHANGES?!?! OMFG! As an Animator and 3d model artist, I'm obsessed with everything about it.

Another classic OneyPlays Ozzy Osbourne bit

The only mess bigger than the ones made in this video are the messes Tomar makes in his diaper as he aggressively crinkles while updating his Tomanifesto.

I refuse to believe the pumps need to be cleaned every cadaver. End of day yea, but the stiffs aren’t going to care about swapping fluids.

Wait! At the end there! We saw the editor! That Tomar has kept sealed away in the walls of the Oneyplays Office for Decades.

1:24 lol, after they talked about adding more "Rick and Morty stammering" to lighten the mood, the girl makes this stupid comment that basically ruins the whole mood

tomar you gotta burn the little papers to find the marks bro

I am learning that the best types of games for the boys to play are games that don't require you to have an IQ over 50

I CANT Wait till Chris responds to vhrischans resurgence

After everything that happened last year, you would think people knew better than to leave Chris and Tomar unattended near bodily cavities.

Fun fact: When you're born you're the youngest person on Earth, and when you die for a moment you're the oldest person

The boney boys knowing to look for symbols while not even doing what they needed to actually REVEAL said symbols is a class boneys move! (You need to grab the talismans from the old cabinet and walk around to find them Tomar, not everyone has a sixth sense like you!)

I always get whiplash hearing my name in videos, but hearing "Cloud Jebadiah Strife" killed me

y'all should play Voice of the Void, especially bc Lyle mentioned games where you have to do tedious shit while something comes after you

I need to stop eating when ya'll play this

The rent must be really scary for her to keep working in there

6:23 The Flashpoint Parodox

They still make Dead Guy Pale Ale, it's made by Rogue