we really like getting demonetized 

Austins’ shirt looks like a composition book

Mind blown.... i thought everyone does a handstand when wiping

but the cook book could be called, dickey dines

This could potentially be my favorite youtube channel

"A puff of weed" -Jared Dines 2018

If logan paul can upload a dead bodie and still get the youtube support then your videos shouldnt get demonetized

22 and 6'1". Had the pleasure to meet Jared, and Austin at a Rest, Repose show at the Analog in Portland. I was surprised by how short Jared is when he hugged the crap out of me in the bar downstairs and intimated by how tall Austin is.

See, the reason your voice sounds slower when you breath out vapor is due to the way the sound reacts with the air. Helium being so light, makes your voice high and fast. The vapor is heavier than air, therefore has the inverse effect

I'm 96 and taller than the average toenail clipper

24 and 5'8" and the cookbook could be called "dinesing with Dickey, the Djentleman's guide to crippling cuisine"

Another video filled with quality, family-friendly, Christian entertainment.

86 years old 2’5”

28 years old 6'3 German Viking

That little hand gesture Austin makes at 13:37 I'm pretty sure is a secret furry sign saying that he actually is one.

23, 6'2", and i think about Austin when I shit

I'm 25 and I'm 5'7 Also I wanna see what Austin is like off camera. He should just be himself at all times. Sometimes people don't act like themselves when they are on camera because they feel like you have to be sort of professional. I think that's for the bigger personalities like news anchors and broadcasters etc. Be yourself guys. Who cares what the haters out there say. Keep it metal and keep it djent.

my whole life is demonetized.

You guys should definitely read the comments once a month, I like these kinds of videos

"the bucket is a precaution" *look, we've all been there*

You guys should do a show where you review newer upcoming bands' music honestly. I think that would be dope! I've been a huge fan since the inception of this channel and get hyped every time I see a new vid from y'all. Also, 23, 5'9" short bois waddup

Why would someone wipe standing up? It's so much easier to get into all of those crevices and knuckles sitting donwn and then you just throw the paper into the toilet. Easy, fast and free!

"trying to talk with it in your throat hurts"

Good for you Austin with the diet, it’s super difficult to give up bread and soda/energy drinks! Keep it going man!!

Take a shot every time Jared interrupts Austin

i love this show so much i legit go to the bathroom at high school just to watch your vids my buddys also love you guys too

Jared I actually got to talk to you a couple times on Facebook and I still can’t get over it! Also Austin on a live stream you told the viewers to say Pewdiepie done fucked up and that was me you shouted out for it! I love you guys! Also I’m 20yr old and 6ft 1in

I can donate clothes if you need them. Jared I have old football jersey you can have when I was in elementary school

#tufforganicbois Lost 75 pounds my dudes

I don't like how Jared says "ay-ggs" instead of eggs lmao

Would the recipes have the “battle weapons” and “flailing and falling instructions” listed??? That would help

Jared an Austin are the modern day Bevis n butthead! But a hell of a lot funnier.

Everytime tony is in a video i fall in love with him even more

I relate so hard with Austin's witty function. I hear something (a word, a sentence etc) and my brain goes into hyperdrive making up all kinds of connections and shit and I say something hilarious that makes everyone laugh or clever/smart to make everyone think xD But sometimes it so far stretched or advanced that people think I'm an idiot instead xD

Omg I finally understand the Bearenst(e/a)in refference! I'm from Europe so I didn't know about it when this video came out, but I saw the AVGN video a little while ago.

Hey you guys finally changed clothes And I’m 21 and 9 feet tall

I need friends like this. My life is boring i need humor

We get it. You vape.

hahahah. oh Jared. You look like Tom from Tom&Jerry when you're getting that huge laugh with tilting your head back. This is like pure meme. I love it

I'm 5'11 and 19. Long time supporter, and current Patron. I fucking love you guys, keep it up!

I'm 20 years of age and 78foot tall, Slim 1000lbs, one eyed one horned flying purple people eater named Steve who has size 112.375 shoes (good luck with Christmas presents) and loves long walks on the beach with my 700lbs puppy horse bear named marmalade?my favorite pass time is to teach other extremely fucked creature kids to dance so they can save the Rec Center in our town of Pecan Sandi, Petoria from being demolished by the big boss business owner in our town, who happens to be my blood sister twin uncle, Gary. He's an evil money hungry, silly son of a hamster, no good 3 eyed land dwelling JellyOctoCrocidille, with wings. if you want to save help save the Rec Center our Patreon link is in the description. #SaveTheRecCenter #Hashtag

Jared sounded like kylo ren while talking with the vape in his mouth 😂

Jared, you should set up hidden cameras in the house so we can experience how dicky is off camera

To see you both talk about the comments and actually remember the names of the people show you both care and have a passion for what you are doing! This is why You both are my favorite!

Dude Austin's description of how his brain fires off is relatable af right now. I've always been the funny guy in IMPROV situations. I can't write a funny joke but can make most everyday situations funny lmao it's fun boi

You guys gotta try the Irish Car Bomb. Drop a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream into a glass of Guiness and then pound it before the cream curdles.

20 feet tall and 6 years old

17, 5’3” edit: holy shit there are so many fucking tall people in the comments

My god guys, I'm still waiting on Austin's cook book😭😭

0:01 will forever be the best thing ever

I am 21 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. Also I'm 5'10.

Perfect cookbook name: Dickey DINES.

16 and 5’10 Most of my friends are pretty small so they’ve nicknamed me giraffe or lamppost

When Jared was talking about the weird drinks thing, I think he was talking about Dr. Dreadful food kits

17 5'4 1/2". Hell yeah. love you guys. Glad for everything that y'all have accomplished and the potential that you both have. Keep up with the good shit boiz!

Just turned 20 on the 15th! And I'm 5'4 😊

Ik its kinda mainstream but you guys should open a P.O. Box and do like a fan mail. Also I'm 16 and 5' 11"

I’m 18 and 5’9. I don’t get how everyone else watching is like 9 years old and 7 feet tall

Oh, I’d buy the hell out of a DickyDines cookbook.

I think a cool stop on all your favorite record labels would be a neat collaboration. Just a video on each of them.

25 and 6' How much would it cost to get Austin as a pet?

#ToughOrganicBoiz #ToughOrganicBoyz #ToughOrganicBoys

19 and I'm 5'0" aka perfect elbow to the face height.

this is what real fucking friends look like

Since you asked 24 and 170cm. Just recently discovered Jared's main channel cause it was recommended to me for watching some Stevie-T vids. Immediately subbed that one and then this one, loving the vids!

22 years old, 1.88m tall

not that anyone would be able to notice if you vomited on that shirt

How difficult was it for you guys to build a band. I can’t seem to find any local musicians.

When they said tree trunk I was literally in a middle of bench press set and I laughed so hard I dropped the bar on my chest😭😭😭😭

i remember reading an article about people who wipe sitting vs standing. their findings was that it was about 50-50 and that most people on both sides dont even ever think about doing it the other way, and believe the way they do it is the completely normal way. was kinda interesting.

16 years old, 175 non-retarded units tall

So basically, I'm done commenting here lol

I always just poop and pee my pants all the time

Me again @ the end 😂😂😂😂 I didn’t even know my comment on that video got featured till one of my friends on Facebook messaged me about it and I thought he was bullshitting me 😂

Austin, where in the HELL is the shot-for-shot Chef remake you promised us over a year ago?!

can you make a video where you look at mandela effects

18 and 5'7"

Notification squad

Dickey Dines Dines: The Cookbook I want $10,000 royalties, thank you

I've done both. I use my left hand for sitting and right hand for standing. I ve tried to use them opposite and it's very difficult.

35 6'. I think I'm too old to watch this channel... I should probably be a little more mature. HA!

I’m immortal. Currently at age 3,423,503 universes old. I also have infinite height, for I am the universe

Yaaasss! #tufforganicbois

i have this weird thing wrong with my youtube where I cant see thumb nails until the video is over so I was sooooo confused until I watched it

15 and 6.1(actually I use a measuring system that makes sence, so 1,87m)

You guys are like the good mythical morning of metal

"He has a brand of vape juice." Chad Swagger levels off the radar, what an interesting business venture.

I used to wipe standing up, but I switched to sitting somewhere in the high school times. I'm the wipe master.

Worship Team....met some of my closest metal-head friends and best weed hook-up there. In retrospect, parents should not let their kid go to worship team. They'd be better off handing them a Slayer album, a cut of dank herb, a six-pack of old mud, and a couple of gas station condoms.

You guys are awesome always put me in a better mood

You guys are the best!! Cheers from Canada!

Another state of mind is what that store is called!!!!!! Nice shout out to my city, Portland Oregon!!!

13, 5'3" to answer Austin's question

My brain works the exact same way as Austin's. It makes for a lot of self entertainment.

"It's like putting your finger in puke."...... OML.... Jared likes to play with poopy lol

21 and 5’11” I would buy the shit out of that cookbook

This one time I ate weed and I literally saw the devil. I was crying for 2 hours, and still played overwatch.

I agree about Tony and his comeback just reinforced my feelings.

"Waffle stomp that thing down" 😂😂😂

0:08 what every smoker does trying a vape lol