We Tested Expired Military Rations 

let’s gooooo

GROG please

i HATE grog

Astagfurallah

ghrog

20 year old, relic? Okay.

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@@namantherockstar with all due respect, copy pasting the same comment and begging isn't going to make people subscribe. Keep making content and you'll get there eventually 👍

@@namantherockstar Nah man I’m good

​@@safep4683this is a bot.

LMAO I said the same thing, the way he immediately started scratching and ruining the nice ass vinyl they JUST got lol, it didn’t even last 5 mins before getting fucked up 😂😂 then he said “WOW that was such a thoughtful gift!” After scratching it up 😭😭

*enhancing

Yeah he completely destroyed that thing but it sounded kinda cool at some points

Reminded me of DJ Kaled absolutely desecrating Bob Marley’s Guitar

I mean you kinda expected for them to wreck your shit lmao

eating vomit is “skit”, “bit”. eating unappealing bread is just gross and not funny enough to be worth anything

@@martingarricks6209 are both not gross?

@@Bluedream144 yes, but one is gross and also shocking and funny if someone is a big enough psycho to eat it, while the other is gross, normal to eat, and neither surprising nor funny to any degree since there's no way for the audience to know how gross it actually is in order to be shocked or amused.

@@martyjehovah I dunno man, its a piece of fucking military bread, not sure if its worth typing that whole paragraph for

@@Bluedream144u obviously care enough to be so distraught by someone elses actions

This channel has the funniest editors on RU-vid hands down

- written by the editors

truth

New editors such ass tho, old ones were way better. New ones are way over the top with their edits

@@n0q374THANK YOU

i fucking predicted it lmao. the moment i saw the jar with the note in it i knew exactly what was coming

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

Ah yes the remaining 30 seconds of the 20 minute video

@@miersseld1244 i mean, 30 seconds of sustained laughter is pretty impressive honestly

@@miersseld1244I can’t remember the last time I laughed at something for 30 secs straight

Hope your comment gets pinned

Nice!

Nice, lets get this out on a tray

Gotta get Steve on the podcast and have them eat weird MREs and guess the country or take a shot

hell yeah love steve

Made my skin crawl 😭

i just commented the same thing before scrolling down and seeing the same comment lmfao.

I wanted to cry. They’re gunna listen to it weeks later like “wot happened??”

im just suprised the vinly was not broken in half i'd say they showed a lot of restraint on this ep compared to the others

Shit was fire tho

He didn’t laugh before reading the note you doof

my abdomen hurts so much 🤣

You mean an Italian MRE? They actually include shots of alcohol in some of theirs

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

​@@namantherockstarcringe

​@Sniperboy5551 wait no way seriously some of em come with shots ??

@@namantherockstar i disliked

Good to see max doing exactly the same thing he was doing 8 years ago haha

@@Ben-by7ul at least vomit cake used fresh ingredients

MRE's take a long long fucking time to go bad.

@Ben-by7ul That green milk was actually naturally colored, he didn’t use food coloring 🤣

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

they have one

​don't think so, couldn't find it

@@DrexeTTGthey don’t what are you on 😂

@@DrexeTTG no they don't

​@@ch-pw5thyeah they do its on spotify lmaooo

not that big a deal

Who's that little fella?

@@doug-core8850 i wanna know the lore behind him too

@@tinalyzhen he seems like a little character

@@tinalyzhenyou might not have noticed but the little egg character is wearing sunglasses

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

@@namantherockstar shut up dude

This is marked as spam (potentially NSFW Avatar) wtf???

It’s always fun to see 2 drunk men drinking grog and having fun

You can see them have sex every day on the patreon

there just so funny 😂

well ofcourse

i love seeing two mentally disabled men get hammered for 19 minutes!!

Bring back the Kong

Dare I say it, this channel may be their magnum opus!

I thought their names were max and chad. Am I wrong?

​@@pancakepanikYeah you're wrong, it's Max and Ryan. Chad is a made up name from the Frank era, he doesn't like to go by it.

@@Chizzle69420 oh my bad

Yo Its Ian and Anthony

You should binge-watch more often. 🙂

now this is an old video

lmao ong

you guys dont eat MREs quit lying lmao

@@michaeltyler1191 tf you saying “you guys for” if you don’t believe I was in the military I don’t really care, but for you to sit here and judge knowing you haven’t served is a real dick move man, have a nice day.

@@michaeltyler1191 go back to being a drunk who comments on this channel

There ain't no way you actually like the MRE eggs those are literally rubber balls.

@@gestaltblitz8296mre eggs ? Where the heck do you find those

@@notnessle veggie omelette. You know; the one they removed because everyone hated it to the point where it was a meme.

Nothin beats a hot MRE after a long day in the field

Thank you for looking after our pet animals.

Boogers

If I could swap out what I was served on a 9mo carrier deployment for MRE's, there'd be no hesitation. At least the food will be fully cooked. Fat boy in me got hungry looking at those MREs lol

they have to be good, nothing ruins moral faster than shit food.

Anything fragile in the hands of Max or Chad makes me nervous

+1

i do understand you, i used to have a vast lp collection that was stolen from me. but even real dj scratching, with ball-style needle (not digging as much as a normal one) will damage records. Modern r&b and rap has been created over a solid fundation of dudes destroying their lps to get those samples/ loops sure you dont need to do it anymore, but it is a nice reminder that lps where used for their quality over tape and abundance of them. cassettes where not suitable replacements due to quality of playback being suferior to lp, and when the cd came out in 1982 it was originally too expensive for the common folk, and it would take a while for pricing to start going down. Now we treat them as collectables. im not saying "destroy never take care of your lp" but they are just another way to own your music. the importance comes from the music. i find it ironic when collectors have a crossley and no intention of upgrading. if only they knew how good a proper amp and speakers can make an lp sound with a good cartridge.

@@qwertpoiuy430 you can have equipment designed to do that, but with a normal needle (i don’t know the English word for „Tonabnehmer“) its poison, especially the dropping down hard on the vinyl kills me Only thing they could have done to make it worse is leaning the vinyl against a heater

I was looking for this comment...

its in my daily prayers

I would love to see Rhett & Link shake in their boots by having Max & Chad on. In a perfect world. 😅

That’s not going to happen bro lmao GMM is more family friendly so they won’t have them on their channel 😂😂💀 sorry to burst your bubble but bffr 😂

Hmmk!