We Wish You a Turtle Christmas - Nostalgia Critic 

So what are your skills? I stayed happy, or at least looked happy in A turtle Christmas Holy shit

What School Doesn't Teach You Wolfie ,Wow *YOUR HIRED*

Right. That alone showed her acting chops. Any director would be lucky to work with her lol

Yeah the joker couldn’t do that if he was a stuffed toy with a sew on smile

Now that's acting!

+ Brian McGuire you know if you think about it how the hell are the turtles abel to afford that kind of stuff ? I mean they have no real jobs.

comic book reviewer Well, they do have a band, if you could call it that.

And a shitty musical band

+Liquid Ocelot HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

+comic book reviewer April, Kasey, and let's not forget they're ninjas so they could steal it.

money

I'm pretty sure the name opra is Greek

Is there an opera about ninjas?

I don't know but there should be , as long as there's no turtles involved.

Dan Rudy yes

If they were short on cash, they probably used something that was available in the public domain. Poor guy.

Fun fact: There were only two people voicing the “turtles”

What an accurate prediction.

Hey Toonmore's review of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer was better

+Willcraft Animations but how is he gonna top this next year?

Elf Bowling!

+Willcraft Animations SO IT WAS YOU!!!! YOU PREDICTED THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!!! WE COULD HAVE BEEN PREPEARED!!! WE COULD HAVE MOVED ALL OUR VIDEOGAMES AND COMPUTER RIGS INTO A FALLOUT SHELTER SO WE COULD KEEP PLAYING FALLOUT 4!!!

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Kreigh Dimasuay It would be funny if it was sexy jazz

Huy Bii hehe

the Turtles singing along to Careless Whisper. 📣🎼🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢

Kreigh Dimasuay well he did use a clip saying it was hiphop

+Pixel Man I'll take 7 bottles!

I'm here for you

*holds out the bleach* Here.

ASLB247 thanks, I needed that

You're welcome.

Ashton Goodnough I feel you.

Ashton Goodnough all the songs are stuck in my head. Help me.

+disneydork100 I'm so sorry... but you are to far gone. There is no helping you.

+disneydork100 there are treatments we could do but they would just prolong the inevitable.

i figured out the cure! its a small world. its more catchy, more annoying, but since it doesn't really have a beginning or end its easier to drown out with your thoughts! although that may just be me, since I'm a huge disney fan i know the history behind the song (it was written in response to the cuban missile crisis and is from the perspective of a child, the reason for the lack of a beginning or ending of the song is the same reason Yo Ho (a pirates life for me) and Grim Grinning Ghosts don't really have an ending, there are multiple ride vehicles that don't really stop in the scenes (unless a disabled guest is getting on or off or some dumbass stuck their hand out) and i actually enjoy the ride (Mary Blair's art style rocks and its fun to make fun of) sorry for the long post, not sorry to let my disney geek shine and spread some fun facts that you can use if you're ever coming up with trivia questions and want people to fail.

THAT would be scary

+WaffleAfterHours Give it time.

Oh god.

+WaffleAfterHours I would literally blow my brains out after seeing that

i bet there's a fangame like that

Don't do a crossover with those two!

+Andrew Homer So, it's a No Go on Five Night's a Turtles ;P

+Andrew Homer oh no! You just gave Hollywood an idea!

Yep. I'm fucked.

+AwesomeBros65 Hollywood doesn't make fnaf fan games. Fans do, hence the term, FAN Games.

+Twinkie Phobe And Also A Special Sesame Street Christmas that aired on CBS in 1978 which is on the same year as Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

+Twinkie Phobe Sadley that is true god that movie was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD

christmas tree speacial

+Twinkie Phobe The Star Wars Holiday Special is much worse than the Turtles one, but the Turtles Special's existence is 100 times more baffling.

rayelgatubelo yeah and plus the Star wars Holiday special is THE WORST for multiple reasons 1. Many people have seen it 2. George Lucas has even admitted to hating it and this is the guy who said jar jar fuckin retarded binks was awesome not good awesome 3. While TMNT is great not many adult like it as much as star wars and plus star wars does have a bigger fanbase and people are not shocked about the holiday special TMNT coming out of our shells is shit but i think star wars was the shit

Did it star the ninja turtles?

Huh seems he has something for scary bad animatronic and turtles

+PaintraSeaPea Or "Yulemageddon".

+Kiernan Howell-MacKinley or the Christmacolypse

Derp13465256 Or Saturnaliarmageddon.

oh I do so hope santachrist returns after that horrific run in with Mario and Luigi. I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!

+PaintraSeaPea TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! GF REFERENCES GET YOU AUTOMATIC KUDOS FROM ME!

+Demegor What the Nostalgia critic's christmas love or the turtles singing?

+Andrew O'Brien both

Mattchamp15 Oh okay!

+Andrew O'Brien Both.

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

With what? The first live action movie? That movie is still better then Michael bays movies

no but this, coming out of their shells, the next mutation, turtle tunes... all came out in the mid 90s. nothing michael bay could have done would even come close to those.

+J- Rich He is Right! I grew up in the 1990s! There is nothing Michael Bays can do bad to the turtles that's already been done! People put The 1990s over too much without mentioning the bullshit that comes out that era..

+Kenrick Eason true there was bad stuff that came out in the 90s but as far as what Michael bay is doing with the turtles is just awful the turtles cant fight since they are so big they basically just body slam everything instead of actually using fighting techniques Krang and the technidrome look so generic, basically same thing we've seen in multiple sci fi films Megan fox as April is boring and dull Casey jones is done terribly the only positive thing I can say is done well are the turtles personalities and maybe bebop and rocksteady even though the dick joke got on my nerve

while all of that is true. id still take it over this.

Who wasn't at their mother's deathbed to make this?

why?

That's a long time to wait for a turtle to shit

+Pikachu Thirteen they are slow

+Jkop True...after this video, I'm gonna go look up real turtles to remind myself why I like reptiles

+Nintendo Kid Me too.

Didn't expect to see you here, bladeblur.

I have a lot of fun with this app and it is a great app for the iPhone app and the app is great to be able to use the app for a long time and aggravation the best of the app and the app is great

I subbed with your account I’m guessing you just mashed the auto-sentence-completion button for that

Oh really me too I don't go with the new black smosh every day for a few days and I don't go with the new

Hey at least this is funny

On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That they live in fear of christmas and the critic.

PERFECT! :D

Seid ihr das Essen Nein, wir sind der Jäger!!! x3

hahahaha genial genial

DUN DUDUN DUN DUN DUNNN (Sin de jeager, sin de jeager!)

On that day, Christmas received a grim reminder

SIE SIND DE ESSEN UN WIR SIND DIE SANTA

It definitely was better than the ending of the series

+pharaohyami5000 Wel no duh. At least the Bay Turtles didn't have permanent skeleton grins. God, they still haunt me...

+pharaohyami5000 Definitely.

+pharaohyami5000 Yeah, I guess more alcohol abuse only made better. But seriously, don't abuse alcohol

id accept roid raging battletoads cosplaying as ninjas over five nights at freddys concept art any day

I personally don't mind Bay's turtles, but it's pretty unanimous that the turtles in this special are awful. Hell, the turtles in The Next Mutation look better than these.

+Alisha Dee All he made was Turtles Christmas and Turtle Tunes... THAT'S IT! That is all he's ever did in his carrer!

+Alisha Dee You can just feel the despair leaping out of the web page.

The critic or the maker of this "Thing" in the TMNThistoey

+xlightmariox The maker of the TMNT special.

+Alisha Dee I think he needs a hug...

But the Russians are giving them an EXPLOSIVE christmas. I think it's going off with a BANG!!!!

+tmzissupergay Eh, my aunt, uncle, and three cousins are all Muslim, and they celebrate Christmas. :) It's not like you can escape Christmas with it being everywhere, especially in America. So, they celebrate the holiday with the rest of the family, regardless of differences of faith. We exchange gifts, eat the staple food, and even have interesting discussions about faith and family.

Jesus forgave his enemies so that make sense

ademetal "supposed to" is the answer

Yeah, my body reacts weirdly to jerks, too ...I'll see myself out

I don't blame you. You were lucky to not have a seizure.

Kirby Fan and Queen Fanatic how old where you i did the the same thing when i saw food fight 99% of the time when i was 12

trees need to get a life. their boring as shit. like seriously? have you ever had a decent conversation with one? no? there's my point.

+Jayden Fredrickson I have. It told me to lick the ears of everyone standing in line at Wendy's.

He means characteristically.

+MastermindEpsilon its more of a figure of speech

+MastermindEpsilon He was talking about the costumes.

+Date Masamune Ha ha! I get it!

+Date Masamune malcom didnt need a reminder

SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

+Date Masamune Ahh! Damn. You beat me to it!

cause he fufufufufufucking loves christmas

The review end at 21 mins

That's why it is so awesome!

Well duh, he's analyzing it.

Fabulous Muffin He's reviewing it.

Buc Whovian They pretty much synonyms

Bowmaj 86 or boots

-_-

Yes! Yes! Someone finally made that joke, thank you.

Maybe for those few moments before the earth was destroyed.

James Kilduff But... If you wanted to kill all the critics, would that mean you would have to... BECOME A CRITIC YOURSELF?! D:

mas8705 It's a sacrifice worth taking for the sake of humanity. 😢

Tuuuuuuuuuuuurtle.

+Zulu Romeo I like turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtles

"Mouth open is too funny, huh huh..."

They repeat the word "Turtle" over and over

Non-ass, yet VERY, VERY ass.

Except for that one girl at the end.

StanLeczinski I wonder if any of them ever think about this movie.

Thanks man!

What about the weird mullet kid??!!!

I kinda wanna see the German film

Good to know I guess

Merry Christmas to The Shredder. ^__^

Falala lalala la la la!!!!

*flatulates musically*

Lol How can that work

@@Lady_Yuna oh no, Record skip, What do we do, Just go with it

How about nope!

+Nate Massad I damn near fell off the couch, not exaggerating.

Yea, you're the only one that laughed at a joke.

Tao pretty much.

I don't know I just found it funny

+Marco Rocha There were a few TMNT reviews of NC that didn't feature the AVGN. What's your point?

Robert Walker It's just that I'm so used to see both of them riping bad TMNT stuff together.

Marco Rocha Yeah, well maybe next time.

+Marco Rocha Who also reviewed this lol.

HE SET OFF A NUCLEAR REACTION

Z Smitty + alcohol and maybe meth

Eh whatever,we had Funky Kong having a jamaican accent in the DKC show

Yes. The accent was clearly essential. Just like Mickey singing opera out of nowhere

@@Grim_Sister He's turning into that opera guy again!

Accent.......bro do you even English? Lol JK

@@DozingGreen-fz6rg bro that was 3 years ago. I just made two typos. Jesus man

I have to agree wtih Critic about the Bay turtles, I think they look disgusting and horrifying.

Well the turtles got it easier, they weren't made into porn stars or force to change their species to justify wanting to have the weird idea of fucking them and drawing loads of dirty fan art of them

gunfighter Well there is probably Tmnt rule 34. But I agree. Its fucked up to draw shit like that. Once my friend at school thought I searched that up and for the rest of that year I was teased for it. Then my other friend actually DID search it up and nobody gave a shit.

+Grabacr50 that 'creepiness' could possibly be accounted for by the uncanny valley

The internet is a weird place and people need to just accept that >.

You aren't the only one.

Same

I watch this one every Christmas song with the one on rapacity street kids

Drugs for the costume designers obviously.

And yet Primer was made with only $2000 more...

No I think that money went to that black kid from the Oprah special

cocaine and hookers. plus what ever was left over went to production

on lunch

+Explosion Productions The entire universe-- NO! Then the entire Multiverse! NO!

+Andrew Kind 2016-???

gamefan6219 he blew up a planet

Andrew Kind 2017- Crazy Sci-fi adventure with swords guns and over the top gore.

Looking forward to this year's

Yeah, if I was a parent I would be terrified

I am surprised the parents don't turn them to turtle soup for saying that

+Macaco Macabra I told Marco Rocha, there were a few TMNT reviews of NC that didn't feature the AVGN. What's your point?

Robert Walker I'm aware he didn't feature in all reviews, but c'mon, this one would be a perfect one for the Nerd to be featured in. It's been a pleasure being replied by one of the Walker brothers (if you are in fact THE actual Rob Walker)

Macaco Macabra 1. -_- Why are people always doing that! I'm NOT Doug Walker's Brother. 2. AVGN already covered that in his OWN review 5 years ago!: cinemassacre.com/2010/12/11/we-wish-you-a-turtle-christmas/

Robert Walker I apologize

+Robert Walker Because he actually has a brother named Rob? It's the only thing on Rob's IMDB page.

Mustard, eggplant, and baloney!

FALALALALAALALALALA (DON'T LOOK STRAIGHT INTO THEIR EYES)

Santa Claus will bring his reindeer!

+ThePotatoKing IT EATS FEAR

Let's all sing this fart together

I'm pretty sure they wanted to hide a hole on the costume too

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooooooooooown

+TheDoctor64 Does the Critic even do anime? You'd have a better shot asking Nostalgia Chick or Jesu Otaku.

No that movie is still way creepier, I love it :)

+Robert Jay don't quote me on this, but I think Doug said he likes some anime.

I would love to hear what Doug thinks about NGE and End of Evangelion

It’d be way better than this turd of a special

@@zer0watch454 LET'S ALL SING THIS FART TOGETHER

I think you're referring to the second one.

I wish it were canon except for pizza steves death

Pizza Steve's death is the only part I wish were canon. xD

Why you so mean peridot :/ pizza is awesome is it because you not in it or because we wont see you until the hiatus is over XD

Meh, I just don't like Pizza Steve's personality.

+PeridotPenguin pizza steve... Sounds familiar... >.

What muppet reference?

@@ahsansariyadi7228 Doug's head bursting through the roof is a reference to Animal doing the same in The Muppet Movie.

That or a frame, yeah. It reminded me of Spoony's Toilet Pizza story, tbh.

15:10 not 12:49

it looks so gross to

The only important thing that matters in this crappy movie.

The Carolers stopped singing, Both of Tamara's ears are ringing, while the smoke fills up the air!

You say this like this is a bad thing :P

+SilverHairedFreak25 It's Christmas at Ground Zero, the Yule Bomb has been dropped!

+Tara Blackmore Actually it's weird al yankovic christmas song of the same name.

+Dartron We meet again lol

Pffft, who needs childhood.

+Dartron You have a sorry childhood if it included this...(HAHA I'm jk man)

+SmashBrosPip&Pop I think he ment a kick to childhoods nuts

+NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Incorporated :D..... Damn that's a long name

No he can't

that was awesome

link?

link?

+Tad Janvatanavit Well his love for Christmas did destroy the world so I'd say he came close.

+Jake Mitchell I think Star Wars Holiday Special (not Christmas, probably Thanksgiving) is far better and more creative. At least Wookiees have a decent lipsync.

At least in the Star Wars Holiday Special, the characters looked like they were supposed to.

This is shorter.

This is at least funny, albeit unintentionally.

The Star Wars special had that neat cartoon introducing Boba Fett. Without that...I'd call it a tie.

+Robert Wild he did a critical anlysisi on this, just watch the vid

+Johann Schmidt// Red Skull .... Uh...hate to break it to you, but.... It's a joke.

God dammit, i didnt see that

+Robert Wild Good one.

Really wish it was easier to figure out when people are being sarcastic in the sarcasm

But...you were ready, for Leo’s Vag making a special guest appearance?

The Don Bluth one, right? Because the only way I found that speech he made while Tamara was getting eaten by Zombie Malcolm was that it was one of the things that inspired Doug to ease up on his Christmas intros.

I was expecting a comment like this

Are you sure that they didn't have the budget of $1.00?

@@marcosmederos2745 no, it has no budget.

YAH SICK CANADA

I think I need to get therapy after the commercial.

+Fodimin “SirFodiminX” Layton what commercial

Seriously, Canada is fucked up.

+UNOgard The one where she has an "accident"

Definitely!

yes! XD

I wanna see the next nostalgia critic Christmas freak out

He must wear that I fucking love christmas rockstar outfit XD

Maybe this year he'll destroy the whole GOD DAMN UNIVERSE with his Christmas excitement. I would probably do the same since I LOVE Christmas almost as much as he does!

Tristan Hartup the teen titans with toxic waste

Tristan Hartup what about 25 years alcohol abuse

Carver Donnelly The tmnt imbreds

The demons of hell turned green and Ate crap

The Next Mutation

But the moans aren't ;)

UNSKIPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Julien Da Coolien i dont think thats possible (or is there a joke i dont get?)

I didn't know those existed

i'm so sorry

Its ok the ad was eye bleach for the awfulness that is this special

lololololol

+Sharp Rich Dragon I'LL KILL ALL THE CRITICS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

One half: Marco! The other half: Polo!

+Andy AM The highest tier of Critics attacking the walls are the Cinemasins. They're smart, well coordinated, and frighteningly fast. Do not hesitate in front of em'.

On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That its fufufucking Christmas.

It was 1:03

We're fucked.

CHRIIIISTMAAAAAS

Me.

I did too, which is funny because Doug was the narrator in the TFS Attack in Titan Abridged Series

srbarkerchan I did, and I can now imagine how critic would be as a titan... it would be our worst nightmare, more than the colossus titan, the armor titan, the female titan and of course, santa titan.

Man in RU-vid everyone knows each other

This is one of the only reviews I agree with the nostalgia credit on cuz the turtles in this one looks even more freakier than you'll ever notice.

cyanmanta It's the everything.

+cyanmanta personally, I think it's the eyes that remind me of FNAF.

***** Not a fanboy, just someone who shat themselves in fear of these animatronics.

+TheBelieveit1 some one make that a fan hack

+munsi0121 It would be easy, considering that Turtle Tunes (yes, there's ANOTHER special) already has a jumpscare of sorts.

Yeah,me neither. I was actually more into Transformers.

Nostalgia. Nostalgia never changes.

Lol, the only other Critic that survived the Fallout was the AVGN Enclave squad

HOLY SHIT So thats what super mutants evolved from

+Spenser Graham Nostalgia has changed(MGS4)

+Emma Rose “Also” Allen I did both! :D

Shell yeah!

+Andrew Homer Admittedly I'm kinda sad that the current series hasn't done one, but the only time Turtles has aired episodes in December was like, early season 1 and maybe an ep in season 2, but otherwise they've been on hiatus. And that kinda sucks. Show's still great though

Hopefully, Nickelodeon won't get any ideas from this...

+Andrew Homer I'd like to see Greg Cipes try to sing opera, admittedly…

He's probably done that on Teen Titans Go!, unfortunately.

Considering power rangers yeah

@@genesismultiverse4896How?

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 billy the blue ranger and how it has better ratings them next mutation

Then don't.

Joseph Armstrong I thought it was Attack on Titan.

Could of sworn it was a tribute to terminator 2...

Kylesico912x How? And...why?

Star Gamer 3120 It's easy to make that thought, heck, I even drew a picture called "Attack on Christmas".

+Joseph Armstrong No. It's OBVIOUSLY an homage to the Dragonball Z History of Trunks special. what else could it be?

Bud dum cheeeeee.

It was a very specshell Christmas.

@@Mathivich Good one.

@@WillShakes423 👍

@@Mathivich I wonder if the Critic was suffering from Shell Shock. Waka Waka.