Weekend Update on Stomach Bug Shutting Down High School - SNL 

Maya Films Did you eat warm shrimp?

650ib haha no, we had a bad case of the noro virus. Over the weekend, 600 students got sick. Then on Monday, only 500 kids were at school (there are 2,500 in the school) and they shut us down Tuesday and Wednesday. The government got involved and called families who called their kids in sick. It was a nightmare but it was over that week!

Maya Films east pride 🔶⚫🔶⚫🔶

UnHinGeD GaMinG GO SAINTS!!!

TSHIRTS LMFAOOO

sat night live 42

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No, it's not

Right. Colin cheats on Scarlett. Lol.

It might not be best quote but it is one of the better analogies about a real subject

Nah

Yup sadly ...

So we can say that every police shooting with a black victim is racist, but not bring up race is inconvenient. Watch Sam Harris’s ‘Can we pull from the Brink?’ He makes a very convincing case with facts.

@@chinmaypurohit3431 Naw, but whenever the criminal justice system allows the murder of Black men with no consequences for the murderers, we have a problem.

@Chris Mine When you say, "the victims of those men," I assume you mean Black people unjustly killed, and when you say, "somebody that isn't a criminal," I assume you again mean Black victims of violence like Philando Castile, Trayvon Martin, Sandra Bland, Tamir Rice, Breonna Taylor, and far too many others.

@Chris Mine lol I bet your parents are impressive

Unless they're doing a Cold Open with tRump et al....

It is lol i love weekend update

It's the show saver.

+ Kate and Thompson.

@M G then why the hell are you here?

SNL: this Me: laughs in coronavirus

the captions says “get dough” lol

😂😂 Yup lol

Or very sad xD

I know right

i thought you were gonna say something mean about bae, i was ready to fight.

I thought i was the only one...

Nabi Sonyeo Never a mean thing about Bae * _ *

Take it easy pal!

don't let Leslie Jones hear you say that, you know how much she loves Colin :)

(idk why I feel the need to say this sorry) but when I was in elementary school (ontario) they used to have a rule that if the temperature got to -27C (without windchill) or lower it would be a snow day. In 7th grade we stayed at home for pretty much the half of winter because it was pushing almost -40C almost every day. Parents got super pissed because they had to find people to watch their kids while they were at work, and as a result of so many complaints they got rid of the -27C rule in the next years. The winters here in Canada (at least where I am) have gotten colder and colder as the years go on. So cut to me, walking my freezing ass to school everyday in -30C to -40C all the way through till the end of high school (the HS is next door). I think it's caused permant damage to my ears because now whenever it gets even slightly cold my ears get super red and they get a throbbing pain.

@@Raven-yv6di oof I'm so sorry that must be painful I did that to my hands they do the same they turn all purple and start to sting when it is anything below 30f, I'm sorry you had to go thru that in the first place and then to have life long lasting affects you have my sympathy friend

@@Red_Devil_Stew thank you 🙏 that’s unfortunate about your hands! hopefully it doesn’t get too cold where you are.

You okay?

shandi warren who really is

Everything blows

@Nia Tsang it's not luck...good-looking people are likely to end up together...

Of course...she was ugly before surgery

Das racist

They are both absurdly good looking. It's unreal.

i agree, he is sexy. i don't see what's so special about her but i'm straight so 🤷‍♀

Little did you know a year ago that school would be cancelled and therefore null and void and u just shoulda spent all your focus on snl

@@yallerfy1787 Well that’s not ominous whatsoever.

And Michael Che +nataliya

You do realize that Colin has a degree from Harvard, right?

As long as you are not distracted by your Krissy Knox poster. Yeeah! And her big, nasty hot dog. ( confused? Look up Emma Stone snl)

Yes che is hot, dope ass MAN (I cant dare say 'dope ass "dude" ) sexy af, soo funny, humble, all around future hubby material lol fr tho che is fine asf and babee u can weekend update me, week update me, nightly ;) update lol.

Together unstoppable and hilarious!

Nah

Anna D im there right now

You guys arent even polar bears smh

Look up heteroflexible

Gay

Hahahahahah U just have gayish tendencies!

Yes you are!

Very much a homosexual

North is better

Ahmed Korayem maybe bc he said “maybe it’s a little stuffed animal”😂 I’m guessing that’s the joke 😂

ne_skier that was my school i was a 7th grade and my friend brother was a freshman and they got 2 days off it was bad

RNN I'm sure they'd be building something

Racial, yes. Funny, definitely.

@@septemberdreamer2651 you too. Cute + funny comment. Thanks

Our American kids are lazy. When they should be completing that 2nd annex, their napping and lagging behind with that studying stuff. Face palm. Whatcha gonna do!?? Deep sigh.

Hold up a sec

Shurley you jost?

Anthony James Thats jost not possible

Champsr0ck2247 yes it is... use your imagination.

Anthony James this has gotta be one of the thirstiest youtube comments ive seen

Same.

💗💗💗 love this comment (and Che’s)

Taiku Mizuko I didn't even notice that til I read your comment

Taiku Mizuko He just wears a ski mask when he nude sunbathes so that the other people in Central Park can't readily ID him.

omg.

Thought it was part of the pop star vibe

I bet that was the lowest cut shirt he wore that episode and didn’t have time to get the extra makeup

Vex II Voidz because life is hard

Che said they building somethin

Jayce Lea Without iPhone there never would’ve been an Android

@@Athasin actually android os predates IPhone. The iphone was made because Jobs was worried about the IPod market share being replaced by smartphones. So really it was created as an answer to emerging smartphone technology.

Wrong. Android is a cheap imitation of iOS.

Hh Ll Android was originally going to be a BlackBerry clone. Without the iPhone who knows what android would have been or become.