Weekend Update: Trump’s Final 2020 Election Message - SNL 

Except one is married to Scarlet.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't think so "Mikachay". I don't think you can have the same amount of fun with an electric bike as a Scarlett Johansson.

As a dorky Luke Skywalker pointed out to Han, she's rich and I suspect the electric bike isn't.

@@ineffable1129 Wait... You made a Star Wars joke, worried about her being rich? Jost has some of his own money. The reason you marry Scarlett Johansson is because she's f*cking gorgeous, and you get to have sex with her... And you thought Luke Skywalker is dorky, but you are talking about her money? Get it together man.

this is her third marriage,, so there could be fourth who knows..

"ok"

Lol it was Colin. He writes his own jokes.

@C A Colin's a baller for sure.

Colin and Che are the co-head writers of the show so it was probably them.

i always thought he looked like the creepy doll from that movie The Boy

@@goombapizza6335 🔥

lol

“Your poetry’s bad and you blame the news.” “You act like a kid even though you stand six-foot-two,” Close Enough

@@eIioperlman eyy nice username

No one knows who that is

Sounds more Taylor swift, Lana writes fewer fake deep “makes you think” lines based on 4th grade level word association and more actual good ones

Wut

Yeah we should listen to these celebrities, not those celebrities.....

@@cjb2836 1:56

@@luts5688 🌊

Your politicians are not "leaders"

I like Trump and the best is yet to come. Second wind. you ain't ever pushed yourself? Maybe why you're a loser.

@@vincentramirez1477 What does this even mean

" Even if you like trump, you have to be exhausted!!" They are, but they'll never admit it.

@@vincentramirez1477 maybe you should go learn proper english

@@vincentramirez1477 Nice try boris! Lol!! tRump is HISTORY!!

"dressed up for a funeral" but it's funny either way

Vote Blue

Because in reality that's what he does!.....lol

He's openly delighted.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sums up everyone around trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He looks like the alien dude from Vivarium

Why though? Biden supported involvement in the middle east as early as 1998 and praised bush multiple times for his wars in Iran and Iraq. The major bills he drafted where all about incarceration for minor crimes which mostly affected African Americans, he also opposed the desegregation of schools. He flip flops between franking and the green new deal depending on which state he is talking in; is incredibly ambivalent about whether or not he will pack the court which could erode the integrity of the least partisan branch of government (every time rode v wade has been discussed by SCOTUS the Republicans have held a 6 to 3 majority and still decided to upheld it). Not to mention the myriad of lies he has told to the American public that where quickly proven to be false (his medal story, marching with mlk, imprisonment with mandela, plagiarizing speeches, being the "top of his class"). This guy has been in political power for 40+ years and done little to make this a better country.

As opposed to Donald who had spent four years in office undermining our democracy (did you see he encouraged those dipshits in Texas who tried to run the Biden bus off the road?), golfing, pulling out of international agreements, shitposting on twitter, pardoning criminals, and attempting to bribe foreign governments to do his bidding. Yeah, I'll take Biden every day. (And fwiw Biden has plenty of accomplishments, the Violence Against Women Act, the Paris Climate Accords, the auto industry recovery, the assault rifle ban, etc.)

@@ConnorShea The assault rifle ban had no effect in crime (crime lowered at the same rate it had for the past decades), the Paris accord was ignored by China and India (the 2 countries with the highest co2 emissions), and the auto industry was bound to recover so it was the safest possible bet. I do agree with the shit posting, but completely disagree with undermining democracy. Every mistake big or small of Trump and his presidency has been aired to the public (something unprecedented in our time), social media and news networks exercise their freedom of expression with no fear of repercussions no matter how false or radical their opinion might be. As for pulling out of international agreements, I honestly don't see how that is bad, the vast majority hampered the American economy or subsidized other countries economy and military with little to no benefit for our taxpayers.

I would prefer my designated driver not to be senile

@@frking100 I get tired of Trump and his supporters whining about media mistreatment. For 8 years Fox hammered Obama on the economy. "Can't hit 3% GDP growth" "Unemployment numbers are made up, 195 million are really out of work", etc., etc. The ONLY thing Trump is hanging his hat on is the economy, but I'm wondering why the MSM isn't pointing out he hasn't hit 3% GDP growth. Or that his job gains are lower than Obama's were. Yeah, they admonish him for all of his lies, but they could easily be hammering him on the fact that he's the only president to have a massive tax cut that didn't spur the economy. He still got the normal deficit spending that comes with a tax cut. We were starting to see signs of a recession before COVID took him off the hook for that, but somehow he has convinced people that the market equates to the economy. And even there, the DJIA is lower today than it was on January 26, 2018. Nearly 3 years at a loss, but we hear nothing.

He's contributed to over 200,000 of them, so yea.

@Chemical Thinking Hahah, this is excellent

I think Jared looks like a woman trying to be a man.....Jesus...those eyebrows!🤣

Yes, he does. But I think a lot of the laughter that joke got was from people like me who looked at Jared, and looked at Colin, and thought, "it takes one to know one!" I wonder how old Colin will get before he looks like he's out of college. Maybe he's like Paul Rudd and he'll look young forever. (And please note, I'm a fan of Colin and I'm not trying to put him down.)

~~ I see a Nazi uniform .

Yeah, that was funny!

cmon the voice!!!!

Because that joke has been around for years

@@tintomara6209 have I just literally been living under a rock then?

@@VeronaRoma7546 It depends.The joke was around at least 40 years ago in a slightly different form (a mathematician,instead of an accountant) but that was in the U.K.If you're from the U.S it may just have taken longer to circulate over there.

@@tintomara6209 I have never heard that before

+1000

Hope he gets better.These irresponsible trump followers should not be given any doctor's or nurse's care ,since they love to mock them. Bad enough he called our soldiers losers, now this?? Unbelievable!

Let us know how your real hero father is doing! We hope when he' s better he will take a siesta💙

Wish your dad well.

100%... Thank your Dad for his service. #FirstResponder

We care so much. Your Father’s life really matters to us all. God bless and healing prayers.

That was so spot on!

Omg... thats exactly it 🤣🤣🤣

Hell yeah. He should be a new family member on the Adam's family. They don't even need make up for him. He naturally looks like the walking dead. Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

Dude had me in tears with that.....because thats exactly how you would describe how he looks to someone.

😅😅😅

I know right? Why are we putting these old men in office??? They should retire, that isn't an easy job. Seriously which job at anyone's workplace would they be trying to start a 70 year old on? So we're so weird...

@@oakinwol I agree. There should be much younger, sharper, more energetic and vibrant people to lead. It's their future, after all.

It mirrors society. The Baby Boomer generation won’t let go because they fear the Millenials will ruin everything, meanwhile the millenials are trying to afford food and to while getting calls from their boomer parents every hour for zoom tech support lol.

Yet he looks to be 157 yrs old. He’s in bad shape. That adrenachrome isn’t doing him any good

@@oakinwol so much better than having a longtime, racist con man. Unqualified and incompetent. Worst ever dividing the US since day 1 of his campaign bashing Blacks, Latinos, Mexicans, women, etc. 45 is a wannabe fascist dictator. No National Covid plan 9 months later, no healthcare plan or infrastructure, etc

how are people not mentioning this what a legend

tbf if i had to bet on a president to sink a 3 it would be obama

IMO Obama is my favorite US president due almost solely to the fact that he is just so CHILL. He’s the kind of guy you just want to be friends with. He has a amazing sense of humor and is last speech as president was a literal stand up comedy!

Me too

That exactly what I said everyday😊

@JZ's Best Friend Really, don't celebrate too hard, America. I worry we're going to need to have our wits about us. Trump likes to end things with fireworks.

I can't wait for #45 to be over with....in any way.

You said it!

And "That's what we going to do!!!" Again

😅😅🤣

👀🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Always ready for a funeral.

wheezing

With Over plucked eyebrows

They could use him on the Knicks.

So do I.Like a fish out of water.

Wish I could love this comment

I'm so so happy Obama can never be president again. It was down right shameful to have him in there.

@@randyyoder4898 bro, three point contest with Trump and Obama. You’ll see what shameful is. Trump would murder him on the court!! He’s a very fine physical specimen, possibly the greatest. They’re all saying that, you hear them. It’s true, it is. We all love the black playground games don’t we folks. Wonderful, tremendous, fantastic. Lock up Obama! He can’t shoot like dear leader does.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Heck I miss bush, at least he was straight forward, and decent

*WHEEZE*

Be careful... This lowers the bar for Biden, who isn't going to do anything useful

@@no_peace At least Biden hasn’t sent out inciting, bullying tweets. That’s already a step in the right direction

You are sexy pexy Latino American 🇺🇸

To an avenger no less

He's gotten so big.

I'm so proud🥺

@@tigqc pause lol

If they did, snl probably wouldn't be able to keep running lmao

No! I downvoted your comment just on that premise...

Or put them on The Daily Show. Trevor Noah just isn't cutting it. Also, nice to see them give a shoutout to Gilbert Gottfried (who, if you can believe it, was a cast member on the show 40 years ago).

@@canaisyoung3601 Trevor is killing it.

@@canaisyoung3601 Che was on the Daily Show right before he got on SNL

Well I and over 6,000 where I vote are alive voting Trump. Yes we have an organization so we know

@Wakanda Forever A democratic administration was in charge of the covid response?

🇺🇲 BIDEN 2020🇺🇲

@Wakanda Forever that's exactly where tRump belongs! He can't remember what he says from on sentence to the next.

@Wakanda Forever The virus came from more places then China. We needed a unified effort to prevent the spread of the virus. We have no leadership at the top and the strategy of every state for themselves was never going to work.

He’s hilarious and is some of the inspiration for my own show!

No! It's: "He couldn't BUDGE IT, so he had to work it out with a pencil"! Even MORE hilarious! lol

@Tatea I would say it's "budge it" but a play on words the other way. If you write it "budget," the joke's not clear

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I've been waiting for the day she comes back as Ivanka.

@@mrsinister8978: Dude, that episode the other week when the Trump family was on update? Colin visibly and audibly became giddy at the prospect of “Ivanka” coming on stage, only to have it be “Tiffany” instead. lol

@@kensredemption that was a missed opportunity, but a good surprise nonetheless. Scarlett is very busy & Ivanka hasn't really been in news, tho her husband has and there's a lot of material they can do there. Imagine Ivanka coming on Weekend update to defend her Jared's dumb statement.

Savagely ripping a new one??? All I heard was snowflakes gently landing on a pile of dog shit

@@righteoustruthspeaker7507 Trump is losing.

Kind of like how The Onion has seemed no more far-fetched than reality these last few years.

That's b/c its not comedy.

....WITH the pimp walk away after hitting the shot.

Everything about Obama is badass. *sigh*

I can't stop smiling

“That’s what I dooo” haha

Big Mike is the only badass in that family.

He’s lady has taken him to another level I believe

Jude MelRoses YESS!!!!🥰

Straight Dude here... I would.

Dorian Knorr Yeah, meanwhile he just married Scarlett Johansson. You?🤣🤣🤣🤣

scarlett likes it

Nice shot for a Communist who allowed illegal aliens in, gave guns to Mexico leading to the death of federal agents, and tanking the economy by giving home loans to broke people...

@@markh.6687 Nice try pushing a false narrative. Those home loans were given out way before his Presidency and the economy tanked in late 2007 before he was even in office. He actually brought the economy back after it tanked. In a bid to curb cross-border gun smuggling, the U.S. scheme allowed people to illegally buy arms in the United States and take them to Mexico so that the weapons could be tracked and lead law enforcement officials to crime bosses. Some of those guns were subsequently blamed for the fatal shootings of both Mexican and U.S. citizens. These sting operations were started initially by GWBush. Communist? He literally did the same thing Trump did by giving "stimulus" to Wall Street?

@@Power_Cosmic27 I don't think Mark H. is smart enough to promote a false narrative. He's just that clueless about facts and time lines, not that facts matter to Trump supporters anyway.

@@jefflarson1652 You're right.

@@Power_Cosmic27 Pity you have your "alternative facts" completely wrong. "How Obama bankrupted black homeowners" (www.investors.com/politics/editorials/fingerprints-of-obama-on-subprime-foreclosure-crisis/). Oh yeah, Bush was OUT OF OFFICE Jan. 2009, some 10 months before Obama greenlighted "Fast and Furious in November 2009" (www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/barack-obama-scandal-atf-fast-and-furious/2014/12/28/id/613434/). Fast and Furious FAILED, with guns still unrecovered and untraced! So you're zero for two on your nonsense.

Yeah I think we all just want the cold open

Who cares 🙄

Get over it. You can actually watch it in any order you want.

or entirely.

SNL be playing mind games with us

He's about to find out.

Exactly! This is the same guy who had to get his daddy to pay $2.5 million to get him into Harvard.

@Eric Swartzmiller where is intelligence.

@Eric Swartzmiller what money, Jared's 200 million dollar loan from the middle east, Ivanka's copyrights in China, or what is on Tramp's taxes he is working super hard to conceal and who he owes 400,000,000 dollars to? Which one?

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Can't lie. That was pretty badass.

Most effortlessly cool person ever. Say what you will, we were proud to be American back then.

@J C at least he ain’t get the American citizens killed in his own rallies lol

@J C thank you

Barracks got a jumper :)

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@Janet Benz Please. Will you just stop and go away. How pitiful you and your life has to be, to actually support Donald Trump. Please just stop - go away, to more of his rallies. Please. Psalms 51:10

Lol Putting down the President sounds like a death treat

@@LaneCorbett it is what it is

Sigh...you mean the dude who warned of climate change than bought a huge Hawaii compound with a retaining wall causing erosion to the beach that he fought to keep in place. Yeah he's awesome! Didn't do anything but he talks so nice

@Peggy Wislon yep, read your mind to figure out what BS to sell ya

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Aww I love him too 🤗

@@jennytrans2061 By the way Jen how are those Trump Steaks, going to Trump University this year, got your membership to Mar Lago do you?

I mean, I really can't argue with that

LIES!!

Divisive, hatred, greed, selfishness......Democrats rioting and stealing while Democrat Mayors and Governors do nothing. Democrats rioting against police shootings and blaming it on Trump........in cities where the police dep't is run by Democrats....Philly, Kenosha, Minneapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Fergusson MO.

Literally and figuratively🤣

You are the biggest loser

"That's what I do". Love it.

That was a chef curry style walk-a-way corner 3 give my man his credits 🏀🏆

@@derekschrader8763bye hater🤣🤣🤣bow down to Obama and stop kissing Trump the Orangutan arssss😂🤣😂🤣lol

👀 I see what you did there!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Someone get deduct tape over his mouth for that pun.

With trump gone the comedian won't have any material

Don't worry you have four more year of it.

I love John Oliver

Hahahaha president Trump is not going anywhere so you can enjoy four more years

@@johnnybgood58 HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGH BEST REMEMBER THAT A D YOUR LAUGHING NOW IT'S NOT OVER YET

Yes let this be the end for the three-time loser and you

@@derekschrader8763 How did that election turn out for you cork liquor...........

It is. or so we thought

@formerib It must be sad living in your world, sir.

Miss him too! Also, my husband (an older married white guy who used to be a republican) had a crush on his wife Michelle. I do have to admit, she is one classy lady.

@formerib History will record the CURRENT President with that rank.

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​@@enviromental2565 The whole family is classy. Not one scandal. Trump & Family made up for it though. Stay safe ♥️

That's okay. he's not funny anyway.

@@theivory1 Why are you here?

@@theivory1 took time out of your day to click on this video and just be negative? Sounds exhausting

He meant vote for Trump instead of Democrats since they only need them every 4 years! Pandering race baiters is all Democrats are and blacks are waking up!

Jared is the son of the very wealthy Charles Kushner, another real estate developer. Who was jailed for his bad business practices. They are all crooks

I mean Obama is the perfect example of how wanting success brings you success, irregardless of skin color.

"billionaire"

@@funkyfiss Obama is snake oil salesman that made millions of dollars off his Presidency. Even Jimmy Dore says he's a complete fraud and Jimmy is a leftist, but he's a smart leftist which is a rarity and it's also why he doesn't work for MSNBC.

sameee

😊🥰

But anyone will make more sense than Trump...just saying.

and sound far less annoying

Why because Trump moved the embassy to Jerusalem after several dem and rep presidents promised to do it but didn't or the major peace deals he negotiated for Israel which was isolated for years from Arab countries whom hated it's very existence which now isolates Iran and a coalition of Arab countries is joining with Israel against Iran. Maybe he should have given Iran 150 billion dollars so it can expand its number one status of state sponsored terrorism!

True. Even if Gottfried was drunk and high on crack he would make more sense and sound more articulate than Trump.

@@junesanders5017 Are you familiar with the term cognitive dissonance. The truth lies outside your real of consciousness no matter how much you don't want that to be so!

That's what you get when election day is right around the corner. That and Donald Trump.

He's like a warm blanket..makes you feel comfortable and safe. Trump is like being drilled in the dentist chair with no novacane

I had tears in my eyes for 8 years

whats so good about obama he should stay quiet like every former President, respect the codex

@@robs6661 There is nothing good about Obama even his name is offensive

@Masterclass EDC When you have a rotting pumpkin as president with the I.Q. of his smartest supporter (75-76), think its fair to be a little sad.

He looks like the Phantasm undertaker before he got old

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah, he probably got rejected for being too creepy.

Jared's real name is Malachai

😂😂😂

How ironic.

“Lost over 1000 followers” - oh noes!!!

What the hell kinda High School in frickin Nebraska has 1000 People

TL Corbett it actually has 3000... there’s some big cities here!

There’s no such place as Nebraska. It’s just a spatial discontinuity nobody can explain...walk in on one side, pop out on the other. Cartographers just made it up to fill in the hole. 😋