Weird People in Discord 

sorry for the wait everyone, I hope since this is my longest video ever it will make up for it here's that song I made by the way: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-38tsCT3Wr3A.html

“That means I made like... twelve dollars” “What does twelve mean?” “Who are you?”

Carson: *leaves call* C r a m Carson: Wh- eh must be my head. Also Carson: *goes to bed later* His nightmares: c r a m

i think my favorite part about the cram thing is that after carson left, even with the glitch, ted would've heard the sound of him disconnecting from the call. so he just sat there and muttered 'cram' into the microphone in a call by himself

Man’s gonna need a sequel to this one

I am going into battle, and I require your strongest cram.

*Spells fortnight "fortnite"* What have epic games done to us

Here’s a drinking game: When scrolling through the comments, sort by new, and every time you see a comment like: “tHiS dIdN’t AgE wElL” have a shot of vodka.

Traves is so incredibly underrated it’s depressing

1:09 It took me so many watches to realize that Schlatt’s pfp is him as a kid

“Weird People in Discord” *literally just clips of his friends* I mean, you’re not wrong....

It took me 2 years to realize when Ted says “not to the Mark saleseman” he means marC as in Cram in reverse

6:21 this is amazing how the bug became an entire improv comedy

Some of these guys have genuinely fantastic improv skills.

That fact that people in Carson’s server can’t even recognize Carson’s voice is sad

Rip his discord... the last thing someone said on his server was: "you know there's a very low chance he's innocent."

the dungeon master 0:49 2:39 7:14 carsons song 1:05 12:29 underneathyourmoooomm 2:13 country boys 2:47 9:00 14:00 cram 3:38 sentence story 7:43 pee 8:47 the fact giver 9:33 boba deez 10:11 sentient water 10:17 DONOTCHUCKLE 11:22 Crust 11:48 quotes 12:37 modern artist 12:46

I had to literally stop the video at times just so I wouldn’t choke on my lunch

"FACT: A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo." "W-what sound does it ma-" *_"BEEFALO."_*

“Mark is the opposite of Cram” an underrated joke forsure

2:33 Travis: U n d Er n E a TH yo U r M ø m !

**leaves call** *“CRAM-“*

“What comes after 2?” “Seventy-Five” “ *I D O N O T K N O W H O W O L D I A M* “.

3:38 I could see a show with the cram salesmen trying to sell cram to the same hero every episode, with the final episode in the final season be the salesmen succeeding in selling the sword and the cram sword being op.

“A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo” “Wha- What sound does it make?” *B E E F A L O*

2:13 Love him or hate him, you gotta admit, he's spitting facts.

Cram = 20 gold coins Schlatt coin = 20 diamonds Coincidence I think not.

This is ironic

11:04 "i like me sUM wa-ah, OOP THERE IT ALL GOES" traves 2019

I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards. Ted has an IQ of 1000

*_Legends says that Carson still doesn't know what a Cram is_*

Commenting "this didn't age well" isn't helping anything. neither will commenting on his other videos, or attacking him on twitter. I would recommend jschlatt's video on theweeklyslap if you need more information about this, but what I'm trying to say is that if you weren't directly involved then it isn't your business to talk about it. If you really want something to do, instead consider giving people who were negatively affected some support

ironic

Me and my friends ironically made a school government campaign based on the cram meme, we legit won it and we are now called the Crammunists

That Dungeon Master sounds like he eats meat everyday for Dinner.

Why did Carson put himself in the title?

I can name a weirder person than all of these people combined

Im not kidding I actually couldn't breathe at the *c r a m*

"A letter?" "Its a C for Cram(berries)"

Do I even need to say it...

This title is foreshadowing

Carson was at fault in the situation. He walked into a cram store and then acted confused when the cram salesman tried to sell him cram. And then, after repeatedly being told that the sword is made of cram, asks what its made of!

good video carson i will take two buckets of cram

This is the funniest title ever foreshadowing at its fucking finest Jesus Christ

simpler times

Potion seller, im going into battle. give me your strongest potion. " UMMM we got CRAM"

The Cram conversation made me spit out my beverage in laughter

Man, I don’t know if I’m gonna be the first person to say this, but I don’t even care if he’s cancelled. I’ll still always see him as hilarious and a likable person

The irony....

I got so immersed on the CRAM story I forgot it was a Carson video

Imagine you're in a field, you turn around, and you hear a stampede going "beefalo"

Silly! You're forgetting someone! You.

situational irony

Almost heaven, *W e s t* *V e r g i n a*

just realized jshaltt’s discord picture is actually a early face reveal lmao

this hurts

the alarm killed me inside

Oh it's the MARC salesman because MARC is the reverse of CRAM.

*weird people of discord* “And they call me Carson”

I made time stamps for each part because I felt like it. 0:00 - the Minecraft one 0:33 - Pepsi man bellyflop 0:49 - dungeon master (part 1) 1:05 - notifications song 2:13 - *vibration* 2:39 - Dungeon Master (part 2) 2:46 - Alabama Bois (part 1) 3:27 - basketball game 3:38 - CRAM 6:14 - discord glitch(?) 6:54 - Carson took trash like the feral raccoon he is 7:13 - dungeon master (part 3) 7:42 - creating a sentence one word at a time 8:45 - pissing noises 9:00 - Alabama (part 2) 9:34 - fact giver 9:58 - basketball game (part 2) 10:11 - what’s boba? 10:17 - sentient water cooler 10:54 - Alabama Boys (Part 3) 11:22 - dungeon master(?) (part 4) 11:40 - two love birds fighting 😔 so sad 12:29 - notification song again 12:37 - year Book quote 12:46 - Moden Artist 14:00 - Alabama bois (part 4) + Robot 14:29 - Minecraft meme 2

*CRAM SWORD* *BAKED IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT* *HARDER THAN STEEL*

the irony of the title

Why did it take me this long to realize Mark Is Kram Backwards

"ok im leaving now" "ok" *leaves* "we have cram!"

The idea of a spider just saying “Alright, clockin’ out” in the game just slays me

This was foreshadowing.

Oh How the turns tabled

1:47 I like to imagine most people who end up in Carson's videos react something like this.

“It is like the berry cram but VERY.” “YOU WILL BUY MY WARES.”

How the turn tables

Well, this aged like milk left out on a Summer's day.

6:19 the horror in Carson’s voice kills me every time

i cant believe everyone missed the "marc salesmen" joke. its the opposite of cram because marc is cram spelled backwards

Situational irony

Situational Irony

I recommend the very BERRY cram. It is like Berry cram, but very I'm dying

U want some CRAM WE HAVE MANY TYPES OF FLAVORS LIKE JAM CRAM AND LAUGH CRAM OH THAT ONE IS THE BEST AND ITS 30 GOLD COINS

...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '

i miss 2019... :[

"oh it's a little mushy substance that you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think it's dip" yep this is discord alright

Someone should make an animation of that whole Cram scenario. (Edit): Not gonna lie wasn't expecting 3000 likes of people wanting a Cram animation.

Aged like milk

this reminds me of simpler times 🦶

6:17 is not fake, I’ve had it happen to me.

"Alright clockin' out!" That really got me.

5:27 can't believe he actually spelled fortnight like that

Ruh roh raggy

you guys had literally every opportunity in the world to say "CRAM-BERRY", and yet you didn't my disappointment is immeasurable

“Yeah... I’m in a girl outfit”

I laughed so hard at the cram that I stopped breathing for a second

This video was laid in the sun for more than a fortnight. And it shows. Very durable. Very cram.

I like this video. Ted's Cram Corner was my favorite bit

Nobodys talking about *west ver-gina*

gonna kinda miss these videos

Something I love about this is that Ted says The mark salesman is the opposite of kram and kram is mark backwards so it is true kram is the opposite of mark

Fallout4 wiki: Cram is processed meat in a blue labeled tin, primarily used as rations for soldiers during the Pre-War times. Cram is found in a variety of locations in The Commonwealth and can be purchased from city traders and traveling merchants. Although cram will heal 25 points of health, it adds 5 points of radiation, which can be lethal if consumed in large quantities.

5:42 damn... carson's mind is so tainted that he spelled the word fortnight like fortnite...

This aged like wine

This did age well

I was eating rice. I was watching this while eating rice. I started choking on the rice. For some dumbass reason, I continued shoveling more rice into my mouth even while choking. This resulted in me spitting out the rice and now the carpet is covered in rice. This will be one of the last things I do this decade. Laughing at some guy attempting to sell cram while plastering the carpet with rice. This truly represents the last 10 years of my life. Thank you.