What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch? | Warhammer 40k Lore 

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What split the Imperium of Man in half? D a d d y I s s u e s

"Dorn was so autistic, than chaos seized up and died near him" Best line in the video.

Guiliman actually did have another super power. He had two loving parents to raise him. So when E-money came to pick him up, he didn't consider the Emperor his father. Thus, no daddy issues.

Lore and TTS gives me the impression that Magnus is simultaneously Big E's favorite and least favorite son.

Emperor: Just listen to me I'm not the Messiah Lorgar: He is the Messiah!

If Roboute Guilliman is a super administrator, does that make Marneus Calgar a super secretary?

Horus is what you get when you don't beat your kids, and angron is when you beat them too much.

14:27 In “Armor of Fate” Guilliman makes a joke about a pencil being his greatest enemy to the surprise of Cato, he then says he was known to crack the occasional joke during the Great Crusade but doesn’t suppose that was recorded.

Q: What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch? A: Each got their own legion of space marines

Looking at it after watching this, Lorgar and Angron are the most tragic. Angron was gifted with an immense empathy and initially had the makings to be one of mankinds greatest protectors as he was willing to fight and die for some scrappy "worthless" gladiators that he could empathize with, see their pain fear and want to be there no matter what. Angron's loss is why the Imperium is so cold as his job for its growth was to be there. The emperor ripped him from that, and continued to just punish him and showed nothing but his cold calculating side, which while good for management, led to chaos so easily entering as chaos can offer more than anything cold logic could for its people. If the emperor didn't treat angron so poorly we could have actually seen a brighter, instead of hopeless, galaxy. Lorgar is more ironic, but none the less tragic. It was said that when the emperor wasn't using his "disguise" that makes him out to be this glorious golden overlord, he looks very similar to Lorgar and it is kind of funny when you think about what the emperor's greatest mental flaw was. While the emperor knew logic was the answer, while he constantly fought to destroy religions that he saw as harmful towards mankind's progress, he really did have a god complex. He enjoyed toying with priests of churches to push them to submit to his ideas, made many religious references to himself, and while he did want mankind to be greater and better, saw himself as its superior. Honestly in all but the name itself he DID picture himself as the god of humanity, Lorgar saw it and the emperor did not.

The Idea of Big E getting salty over the battle with Leman is canon to me.

"the least funny one: Rogal Dorn" you clearly are not watching if the emperor had a TTS.

The primarchs would make for an epic Doctor Phil season.

When you said that a techno knight trying to assassinate the emperor is like Steven Hawking trying to beat the rock in a fist fight do you mean corpse Hawking or nearly corpse Hawking?

@majorkill , in reference to 14:27 Reptile Gogurtman did tell a pretty funny joke in Armor of Fate at the expense of Sicarius. ‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’ There was a thoughtful quiet. ‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius. Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that. ‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’ ‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.’ ‘My time in this new age has revealed that to me amply.’

The missing Primarchs are intentionally missing and removed so you can make your own to use as either a Loyalist or Traitor, and make up your own backstory and have it easily be able to fit into the cannon lore. And didn't Alpharius lead a swarm of ships to attack a small fleet being led by Horus, and actually battles to Horus' bridge, and was able to dodge shots at his head from Horus himself, and that Horus knew by these facts that he must be facing a new found Primarch?

This is the first video by Majorkill that I watched. When I heard, "The primarchs were an interesting group of dudes, each one representing a different aspect of the GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ...As well as one of his many mental disorders," I knew this was going to be an interesting video.

Angron didn't have anger management issues, he had them forced on him by the Butcher Nails. He actually had the Emperors Empathy that was twisted and tortured him via the Butchers Nails.

_37 Minutes late, an improvement!_

I still find it funny when The Emperor tries to disguise himself. Being the tallest human ever.

When the Emperor finaly meets the most glorious Primarch Angus McFife the 23rd Primarch of another galaxy all will finally be fine and...simply glorious.

I literally checked MK channel to see if I missed an upload, buggered off to get some food and came back 10 mins later to see he uploaded a video. My prayers have been answered. Thank you God Emperor, thank you primarch Majorkill

Big E should've just punched Angron into unconsciousness to keep him loyal.

Majorkill is actually one of the lost primarchs bet

I feel for Perturabo. He was the smartest, kindest and nicest dude out there, full of creativity and vigor...and he was dumped into the trash by his father, getting the shittiest of shitty jobs and didnt even get a sliver of the glory. No wonder he got fed up with time.

The last time I was this early Majorkill still could swear every 10 seconds but this is gold nonetheless

"Rogal Dorn, I am your father. I know it may come as a shock, but you are a Primarch, the bedrock of my vision for the future of humanity, the vision of our genetic future." "Yes. I will join you. And build things." "... That was much simpler than I expected." "Yes."

Here's another fun detail about Omegon: some sources I've looked at seem to believe he may have somehow been saved from the Great Karen-ing by landing on Terra of all places. From there, he worked for Big E in secret with one or possibly several of the conflicting stories surrounding Alpharius actually being him before the twins reunited at some point. And this kind of thing is WHY I've gotten tired of discussing the Alpha Legion...

I jumped back a little when you suddenly adressed me directly

He was just a rookie guardsmen and he surely shook with pride, He checked off his equipment and made sure his laz was primed, He had to stand and listen to the commissar who roared; “For the glory of the Emperor! Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line” For the glory of the Emperor!” He looked above the trench and saw a wave of green for miles, He stood among his brethren all, steady rank and file, From the trench erupted then an all consuming roar; “For the glory of the Emperor! Glory glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sail across the sky! Glory glory we shall hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” The crack of laz was loud and the air he breathed was burnt, His friend who stood there next to him then burst, badly hurt, He stood once more and shouted loud for every ork to hear; “Forward, for the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” A side ways shot from a shoota ork had struck him hard and low, He looked down at his broken laz and felt it about to blow, He chucked it at the enemy with all his mustered might; “For the glory of the emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the emperor!” He felt him self fall backwards with an unforgiving sigh The gut shot he had took he knew would shortly claim his life He lay there in the dirt and mud and shouted out once more; “For, the glory of the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!” There was guts between his fingers and his blood poured then from his mouth The pain he felt was great but then he couldn’t help but smile He couldn’t ask for more then death for the holy Emperor, For the glory of the Emperor!” Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor! “Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor! “Glory, glory to the emperor and I! Glory glory we shall sale across the sky! Glory glory we will hold the bloody line! For the glory of the Emperor!

Do the Raven Guard. I command you

So Girlyman has the power of admin rights? A powerful ability in the right hands!

That's why I love Majorkill, I already knew all this information, but the delivery is always hilarious. Keep it up bro.

My cat just died so thank the emperor you distracted me from my crying for a few minutes

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for Horus i seem to remember reading somewhere (though it could have been fan made) with instead of the emperor finding horus the imperium and Horus' empire just bumping into each other , though the imperium just bumping into the primarchs seems more like what would happen to Alpharius and Omegon

Great Rick and Morty references btw. It would be amazing to see the two go on an adventure in the WH40K universe

The warp: “I SHALL MINE CON-“ Rogal Dorn: ”No” 8:00

imagine how the father of the emp must have been, i think the emprah has mental problems hisself, just like timmy

Perturabo didn't see The Eye of Terror. What he saw was The Maelstrom, a warp rift like the eye just smaller.

7:17 imagine the emperor coming into your house dressed as a hobo only to reveal himself just so he could get a 1 hit KO on you

That "watching anime without subtitles" bit had me absolutely dying because one of my friends used to do that. I thought it was only him XD

I kinda wondered what would have happened if the Primarchs had a mother figure in their lives or if Big E had a bunch of baby mama's each and Primarch had their own mom, wonder what each one would be like. P.S. My mind is weird

I think at this point Gamza realises he no longer has an argument against our favourite Australian Shortest RU-vid drama I’ve heard of

Everyone always asks "what is Apharius?" None asks "How is Alpharius?"

After reading Hours rising its taught that there all based on the zodiac signs, gemni being alpha and omega and horus being the warrior archer Sagittarius

I actually think an anime portraying the lore from the emperor reuniting terra all the way to the end of the heresy, would do really well.

Major kill your channel is amazing I love your content

Big Question: What would exactly happen if a Primarch landed on our world? In real life? We can all guess that said Primarch will conquer our world. But how will they go about it?

There´s some delightful humor in this video! Good work sir, good work indeed! 👏

Each Primarch deserve a movie of their own with the epilogue being the meet and greet with The Emperor. Any missing information can be filled with ideas from writers for each film. Basically you need 20+ directors who know the lore front to back who can work on the movies simultaneously and then put the whole package on a premium pay to view. Premiers would make billions.

Lion el'Jonson is clearly Lionel Johnson, who wrote the poem Dark Angel. He was white.

Where did he get the pictures for the second and eleventh primarchs?

As an asian i have to compliment your asian accent for khan, well done.

Of all the channels that do lore on 40k you are by far my favorite.. you make it just a entertaining as informative on the lore by the obscure way you talk about and equally give everyone shit and it's great 😂

lol. Great Rick and Morty impression, mate.

An aussie attempting a jamaican accent is one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.

Excellent delivery as usual.

Jesus christ this is like a video from 2015

Wish we knew more about the lost primarchs.

I do not no of thag "Rogal Dorn" you are talking about, I only know of Lord Adorable

Holy Emperor!!

I am somewhat annoyed at how neglected the Iron Hands and Ferrus Manus are as, to me personally, they have great potential to be a great source of story-telling for the community if GW could tap into the many subjects they could use. The tragedy and friendship between Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim of how they first met, how they got along, struggled together, became as close as they were, and the emotions and thoughts in their heads as they saw each other at the Dropsite Massacre and fought before Ferrus' death. They could use the Iron Hands and their successor chapters as having an agenda; to destroy the traitors of Emperor's Children legion however they can and return their Primarch's (probably VERY sticky) skull back to them, including his remains that were torn from his body after he was killed. A chapter full of space marines, full on vengeance and cybernetic enhancements, actively hunting the traitors that ruined their parent legion and killed their father with intent of putting him back together, either to put him at rest or resurrecting him through whatever reasons they can. Maybe even the Iron Hands and their chapters could be doing legion-building in secret to accomplish this and with the primaris marine reinforcements, this could bring them that closer to goal than imagined. So much fhucking potential for them and yet... tumbleweed. They are supposed to be one of the original loyalist legions, the first legion to lose their primarch, and one that valued strength and effectiveness above all else, essentially making as if Ferrus Manus was Guts from Berserk and his sons are a bunch of mini Guts who can forge and use advanced wargear. Hopefully that'll change but not likely unless GW wants their models pushed out.

The blackest white guy, big terry teddy... yups

8:02 Reading about Jurgen in the Ciaphas Cain novels really did convince me that the Pariah Gene was just Asperger's.

20:14 that speech made me crack up the most. But had a few good chuckles. I'm late but glad I found this.

If only I had a coathanger when I met Angron...

Last time I was this early vulkan was still around to give hugs to guardsmen

Whoa last time I was this early Monarchia still stood

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The ideia of Big E ghetto punching Leman Russ is so hilarious

Wow, even instantly falling down and worshiping the Emperor wholeheartedly didn't save most Primachs from him being a dick to them. He just seemed to pick his favorites at random and treat the rest with either apathy or malice

The Oculus Imperia has a very good video about the XX Legion and their tactics, it can be a interesting source of info if you do indeed make a Alpharius/Omegon video

your sarcasm is funny af man, literally 40k lore is awesome but you make it even better.

going back to watch this, i have to say i like the more chill style of the olden times better than the rage mode you turned up lately.

Damn imagine if gw found a great animator and animated a series of 40k

I love how you say daddy. Wish I could find a man who called me it like that.

Why did he colected them when he booted them out of the Imperial palace as infants ?

If they ever make a movie about the primarchs Terry Crews needs to play Vulkan

I personally like to think that if Fulgrim landed on chogoris he would’ve been adopted by the king rather than the tribes due to how he turned out

All Primarchs should have some kind of beard. Imho the best thing Alfabusa did was to give Russ, Dorne etc. all beards.

The man’s description of things had me rollin’

I find it funny that earlier meeting like Leman Russ, the Big E has got days for challenges.....by the time he gets to Angron and the latter half "Fuck it I aint got time for this shit, I've already done like 9 acts of strength before meeting you, we got shit to do"

Hey majorkill were those actual canon portraits of the missing primarchs i want to know also will you do a video focusing on the missing primarchs or not plz respond to this

Why the hell is Russ carrying Drach'nyen? Did I miss something? 5:35

I've nvr laughed so hard in my life especially when bro said wife beating drunk oh the memories of dad and mom just flooded back... good times good times... I love you dad

Konrad being cured of his madness by Big E is a interesting idea/theory

Honestly, I had tons of pity for Angron at first. But since watching these videos, I can only see a wretched story where both sides are at fault.

Your vulkan voice sounds like grim dark narrator

VII: "It is I. Rogal Dorn." "The best offense is a good defense."

Konrad also ate humans on nostramo growing up. Since everyone there were murderers and rapists he gained memories of how to murder and rape kinda like astartes eating brains.

Just wanna add to this vid that the Origin of the Alpha Legion was recently released with the primarch book Alpharius: Head Of The Hydra (2021) -Spoiler Warning- Turns out Alpharius was actually the first Primarch to be discovered all along. Even before Horus. In short, the emperor kept his discovery a secret and Alpharius hid himself between other Astartes Legionaires from that moment onward. He was btw secretly present when BigE found Horus and other primarchs. Later it was Alpharius who actually (and again secretly) found Omegon, his twin brother. To better understand their role in the Imperium they still kept their existence secret for the time. Only after the primarchs are all found they decided to reveal themselves via a typical Alpha Legion scheming. From that point onward it's the already known lore (with the supposed raider attack on Horus fleet). Only that they switched places. Omegon revealed himself as Alpharius to the wider Imperium and the true Alpharius kept his existence still a secret. He assumed the role of Omegon inside his legion without anyone knowing that he is actually the twin primarch and the original Alpharius. Another interesting thing is that Alpharius (the real one) was personally trained by Malcador for years. I personally tend to believe that he could indeed be secretly a loyalist after all. It would explain the weird behavings of the Alpha Legion during the heresy. One Primarch was traitor, and the other >secretly< loyalist. Therefore it was most likely in truth Omegon (still posing as Alpharius) who later faced Dorn during the Solar War. And in context of all this it seems no accident that he actually died during the heresy. TLDR; Alpharius is the first Primarch to be found and Omegon is officially the last.

I thought those wings over the Emperor, were cat ears for a second.

Ok I was starting to get board with morterians but then you did the Rick and morty bit and pulled me back in, I got to know was that a deliberate Lull to make it hit harder as if it was you nailed it.

Thanks for the giggle, mate! I fucking needed it!

Always a video at bed time. My dreams are of the God Emperor.

14:30 HAHAHAH *SUPER ADMINISTRATION POWERS*

Old Majorkill is wild LMAOOO

"The 7th Primarch, the least funny one" Dorn: I disagree. I am hilarious.