What if Darth Jar Jar was REAL? 

It’s real now!!!! I mean granted- it’s only as Lego, but who thought it would ever become official in any form?!?!

Huh... didn't expect an anti-hero Darth Jar-Jar. That's a new one.

Palpatine: "What... Representative Binks? What are you doing here?" Jar Jar: "Mesa thinkin' yousa usefulness has ended. And now, Darth Sidious, mesa going to kill you." Palpatine: "You have quite the nerve, Binks. This will be your last mistake." Jar Jar: "Nosa, thisa be yousa end. And pleasea, yousa not call me Binks. Mesa Darth Gallows." _ignites red-bladed saber pike resembling a Gungan spear_

*Long live to our lord and saviour, Darth Darth Binks*

Now do one where Jar Jar dunks Dooku into a basket ball hoop during Attack of the Clones.

Somewhere in the Galaxy, Obi-Wan Kenobi is regretting the mistake of saving Jar-Jar on Naboo

Jar Jar" Mesa the Sith lord master windu Windu: A Sith lord? Jar Jar: That's right master windu now yousa gonna fall out the windu

Tarkin: "What's your source?" Darth Jar Jar: "Meesa SOURCE Is that meesa made it the bootyfracken up!"

The image of Jar Jar using such powerful darkside abilities, being so menacing, then going back to his normal clumsy, bumbling self. Is actually terrifying. Great video!

"Jar Jar made up his mind 10 minutes ago" Jack Welker can relate.

So I read somewhere that George’s original plan for jar jar was to be a sith in hiding, his stupidity was just and act but ultimately changed it due to fan backlash

I like this.....Jar Jar being Plagues other apprentice and him scheeming his payback on Sidious eventually.

Messa revoking your executive powers to live palpatine

Palpy getting utterly wrecked by that damn statue again. Bahhahahahahah

*What if Anakin and Shmi were never slaves*

If I were to guess what happened next, Jar Jar would come around to share his power with Anakin, with the express intent to make him the true Chosen One. Revealing to him that the Jedi had Anakin's children, he would also tell Anakin that the Sith and Jedi were once both one and the same. That it was up to Anakin to use his unique leverage to convince the Jedi to start a new order, and that he would give him the power to back it up. In this Order, the Sith would become judges and executioners, while the Jedi were defenders and protectors. By bringing the Jedi to heel with their new strength, the Sith could declare victory without having to kill their friends. This new Order would work similar to how it does in the 'Afro Samurai' anime, with one Sith being the king and the apprentice being the only legal challenger able to succeed them, but any could challenge the king's challenger. Jar Jar believed that the only ones who should be fit to rule the order are those able and willing to kill, since the galaxy could not afford another scenario where their unwillingness to embrace the darkness resulted in inaction that allowed someone like Palpatine to rise to power. By doing this, it was hoped that those who craved power would be filtered through the Jedi teachings and the challenger-king system of the Sith, leaving the greater galaxy safe from the ambitions of powerful individuals, and streamlining the avenue of violence away from the innocent. The king however could step down and pass his title to the challenger without violence or contest, if the king themselves found them worthy. Jar Jar himself admits though who would like to see Anakin's power before he would finally step down, just to be sure the Chosen One was worthy of becoming the king of the Force users, and their battle would set the precedent for future challengers taking on the king. After their plans are finalized, and Anakin's training is complete, they would go to the Jedi Temple and argue the reunification of the Jedi and Sith back into the Jedii. As the Sith had done nothing illegal, the Jedi couldn't rely on the Republic to help them when words failed and conflict rose, only to find they were no match for Jar Jar and Anakin, who despite being Sith refused to kill them. Eventually, Yoda decided to end the conflict, and admitted that Jar Jar and Anakin were right, as without Jar Jar's intervention, the whole order could have been wiped out. Yoda also acknowledged that the Jedi would lose who they were, if they continued to fight these particular Sith. He made the argument that if the Sith were kept in their midst, they would not have to worry about them harming the galaxy anymore. So, finally a serious conversation was had without the schism of past grievances, and the Jedi came to accept the new arrangement. After all, if these Sith abused their power, they had given the Jedi a legal way to remove them. Thus the Sith became judges, and the Jedi became protectors, and the Force was brought into balance. Eventually, Jar Jar yielded his title to Anakin after a duel, and decided to retire while writing a book of his experience, which became a best seller, called "The Klutz Who Saved the Galaxy". Mace became the challenger to Anakin, but he was unable to overthrow him. Eventually, the Skywalker twins each had their go at Mace, Leia losing but Luke winning. Mace however refused to yield, as he had wished for things to go back to the way things were, so Luke had to put him down. A few random challengers, upset with the death of Mace, went after Luke, but they eventually yielded. Even though Luke was unable to overthrow Anakin, Anakin grew old and handed his position to Luke willingly, with Leia becoming the challenger, who would fend off those looking to go through her to get to her brother. Eventually, she defeated Luke who yielded, but rather than retire became the challenger in her stead, saying he wanted to repay her for all the quiet during his rule her time as the challenger brought him. Eventually the man who we know as Star Killer challenged both the twins, defeating Luke then Leia. They left the Order and started families and simple lives, confident the one beat them was able to handle the galaxy in their stead. Many of the Sith Eternal began to challenge for the throne, but none could really put up a challenge. It was during this time the Order was put to the test, as they didn't want to play by the rules. However, because the Order and the Republic were completely separate entities by this time, their attacks on the Republic in hopes of reducing the power the New Jedii Order backfired, as they instead appointed the Order's king as their new ruler. This meant the Order could use the former Republic's resources to wipe the Sith Eternal out. The last fight Star Killer had was against The Mother, and he lost his life in the process, but took her down with him. The former Jedi could have abandoned the New Jedii system the Sith implemented, but instead they saw that it worked, and put Thrawn and his brother into the position, who had been growing in the Force for awhile, due to having sought the help of the Jedii Empire to help the Chiss Ascendancy. They weren't the strongest, but the former Jedi knew they had the brains, and their powers in the force would only grow. So would continue the new Jedii way...

Jar jar is proof that you can be trained in the darkside of the force and still be good its up to you what you do with the power

What if Obi won reactivated the droind armys after killing Ankin and invaded corrisont to kill palpitne with it?

'Mary on a Cross' moment here.

In previous powerful Sith Lords, they usually want to use the life force of their victims to empower them. The old Sith Lords hated Palpatine since they liked direct confrontations&combat over the Jedi. As for the typical Sith lust for power, they usually like to run things in the background instead of being in direct power since it's a position that can be challenged.

This version of "Darth Jar Jar" seems to be more of a neutral ronin (neither Jedi or Sith) that utilizes powers of the dark side but hasn't succumbed to its corruptive properties and uses his dark powers for good, but only when it is truly needed. Basically the dark side version of Ahsoka.

Darth Jar-Jar having good intentions and yet still a nasty edge. That is an interesting take for sure, and not unheard of for Dark Side users. Rare, but not impossible as they don't entirely lose what makes them human.

If Binks was a Sith, and I'm all for it, I think it's likely that Jar Jar and Palpatine would be in it together. They both grew up in the same planet, it's likely that they would both have been apprentices at the same time.

Hmm... So in this storyline Darth Jar-Jar was a light-side sith... In Star Wars the old republic i started a sith inquisitor that would make only light side choices. I didn't complete the storyline, though...

This is amazing. Imagine if this was in the movie, as if palpatine revealing himself as a sith lord wasnt enough of a plot twist. I thought it was going to say plagueis had returned in jar jar at one point.

My headcanon has been that Jar Jar was actually darth Plaegius' master. (Palpatine sort of suspected that his master had never actually killed his own master. But when he started investigated it, he felt such a sinister and powerful presence within the dark side, that he decided to just never search for him again and hope he stayed hidden forever) Jar Jar had somehow perfected Plaegius' ability to influence the midichlorians to create life, and gained the power to halt his aging through the force, bordering on immortality.

Since SWT doesn't do What If's like he used to, I can confidently say you're my favorite Star Wars what if channel. Keep up the great work man! Also, just for the hell of it, what if Anakin broke Ahsoka out of containment before her trial?

If palpatine was secretly a jedi

Sith lord jar jar would have just taken dookus place. He was the original darth tyrannus.

I like that he was so powerful that instead treating jedi as enemies he was their friend for pleasure 😂 The moral evil. He should be presented as that primordial embodiement of force itself...

What if Darth Vader and Thrawn led an Imperial Rebellion? What if Thrawn became the Supreme Leader?

Binks a Sith lord that is only behaving clumsy to hide what he really turbs out to be in secret .

Jar jar binks helping palpatine stay warm is so kind

HESA NOT THE LORD OF THE SITH MEESA THE LORD OF THE SITH

Maybe Sitros Nevet's statue was actually the chosen one after all.

Darth JarJar, savior of the Jedi, clones, and the Republic

I love this story and am looking for a part 2

Darth Jar Jar's strength in the force was his reliance on misdirection, so his greatest ally in the force would be Mind Tricks almost to point of mind control, using force push/pull he could puppeteer someone against their will, crushing bones is raw force power, so instead he has the guards fight each other against their will. I also think if his voice pitched changed to a lower Bass, sounding more like Boss Nass.

“Meesa am the senate, youssa in big doodoo now”

This is how the rest of the story should go. Jar Jar married a gungan lady called Vase Vase. She laid an egg named Cup Cup but it got mixed up with some eggs from the store. Cup Cup was scrambled, fried and eaten. Neither of them noticed. The end.

What if Palpatine wasn't a bad guy, but was just kind of rude sometimes?

@6:04 BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

I had to watch this again omw to work the fact jar jar used a mind trick on yoda is crazy 😂😂😂😂

Thats Darth Zi'el for you!! That JarJar is crazy powerful. In my head Canon since JarJar Binks is introduced to us in the Phantom menace, a Phatom is a Soul and then Ziel is Neverlandes of Soul. So XD

I have a few ideas for What Ifs: What if Anakin/Vader returned to the light side after Palpatine told him that Padme had died? What if Anakin had visions of himself burning on Mustafar instead of Padme dying? What if Anakin killed both Count Dooku and Palpatine on the invisible hand? What If Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul all died during their duel? What If Shmi was freed instead of Anakin? What If Anakin and Padme never went to Geonosis?

Yousa ebber hear da tragedy of Darth Plagueis Da Smarty? Mesa taut notsa. It'sa notsa a tale-o da Jedi would tell yousa. It'sa a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of da Sith, so powerful un so smarty hesa could use da Force ta influence da midichlorians ta create life… Hesa had such a knowledge of da dark side dat hesa could even keep da ones hesa cared abouten from die'n. Da dark side of da Force is a pathway ta many abilities sum consider tabe unnatural. Hesa became so powerful… da only ting hesa was afrai of was losin' hisen power, whichen eventually, of course, hesa dude. Unfortunately, hesa taught hisen apprentice ebberyting hesa knew, den hisen apprentice pasted hesa in hisen sleep. Ironic. Hesa could save others from crunchedness, buta notsa himself

Jar Jar being Plaguies would be what I want from the ultimate SW villain. Considering if he's been aive this whole time throughout ep 6-9, it meant he eliminated his apprentice without even Palpatine the schemer himself being completely unware of it.

8:04. “Where is Ameda?” “Over there. Over there. And over there.”

Honestly, your natural accent along with the nonchalant tone of your storytelling brought Darth Jar Jar to life and along with the subtle yet chilling music made it feel much more intense. Damn great video!

Palpy had to hear that question twice

Nice comment... Palpy!!! I've been calling him Uncle Palpy for a decade. May The Force Be With You, Always!!!

He would destroy everything.

R we sure that Anakin was the chosen one?

Obi Wan: I suppose I should have seen this coming when you did those force jumps on Naboo!

I don't know how many noticed but in the prequels, Jar-Jar always had Sith eyes right from the start

Bravo! This one was brilliant

8:59 The nervous used car salesman smile. 😂😂😂 I don't know though. I don't see Palpatine being this much of a pushover. Jar Jar is a tad OP.

what if palpatine told the senate he was sidious when he was elected (not illegal by the time of the prequels) what if gungi stayed with the bad batch what if caleb joined the bad batch when his master died (could coincide with gungi wanting to stay with them) what if caleb survived the fire on lothal what if anakin blocked windu’s strike instead of cutting off his hand what if ahsoka got to coruscant with maul before mace windu left for the chancellors office

Yoda would have figured out that someone mindtricked him sooner or later. Also, would've been an interesting story if Sith weren't singlemindeadly focused on destroying Jedi and instead did what it says on the tin they should - gathered more power. Jedi are willing tools of the force, killing them changes nothing in the grand scale. Now succeeding where Vitiate failed and becoming force gods, now that would be a lot grander of a plan. Why stop at just one galaxy if you can have everything? Palpatin being best friends with Jedi while secretly trying to conquer the Force would've been a very interesting story.

He kills jedi accidentally while falling down.

Lol Jar Jar slaps the teeth out of Tarkins mouth.

Missa Gonna Killa old Palpatine

RUN SIDIOUS RUN

There’s a fine line between wishful thinking n delusions of grandeur

I NEED a 2nd part and actually loved the story 😂

Darth Jar-Jar isn't real, Darth Jar-Jar can't hurt me!

This is kinda wholesome

I would have preferred Jar Jar Binks to be a sith, but not as the anti-hero depicted in this video, but to take the place of Count Dooku, mainly because I just thought Dooku didn't really add much, like there was no real weight to the character other than Yoda's former padawan, but that's about it

I love the Thulean Perspective nod heh

I'm curious what Darth Jar-Jars mid-count would be, whether he is stronger than anakin or not

What if Plo Koon went o Naboo with Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi? (Corrected, this was in the middle of the night after work, I was tired)

The Jedi stole anakins kids from him. I wouldn't be surprised if Anakin falls to the dark side again if/when he finds out. And they decide not to return his children to him.

Could jar jar revive padme? How much of plagues abilities did he learn?

21:53 see? from the shadows we serve the light

What if Ryuko Matoi was the apprentice of Anakin Skywalker? What if a reincarnated Tanya von Degurechaff rose the ranks of the Imperial Navy during the Galactic Civil War? What if Magic was common in Star Wars, not just witch magic? What if the 203rd Mage Battalion lead a premtive strike on the Senate and Jedi Temple, beginning hostilities between the Republic and CIS before the Battle of Geonosis? What if Yang Wenli was an admiral in the Republic? What if Thrawn took the rising star of the Imperial Navy, Tanya von Degurechaff under his wing? What if Adolf Hitler was the senate? What if the Founding Titan emerged from the Maw instead of Abaloth? What if Palpatine and Plaguis learned that their universe was created to power Morty's car battery off of the cosmic force? What if the Citadel of Ricks' appeared in an isolated region of known space following Evil Morty's grand plan? What if Hitler was the leader of a remerged Pius Dea during the Clone War? What if Doctor Who was in the Clone War? What if the coruscant was caught in the middle of the Time War? What if the search for the infinity stones brought Thanos to Star Wars? What if the Powerpuff girls were brought to the jedi temple? What if Chef Mung Daal was Grandmaster of the jedi? What if Historia Reiss was queen of Mandalore instead of Satine? What if Baris Offee blew up the Walls from Attack of Titan? What if Baris Offee was trained by Osama Bin Laden? What if Anakin was NOT the father? What if the clones were cancelled by Droid Lives Matter protests? What if Willy Wonka began his business in a deathstick factory? What if John Wick was chosen as the clone template after Dooku saw him kill 3 jedi with a pencil? What if Team Rocket were Bounty Hunters? What if Yuno from Future Diary fell in love with Anakin? What if Lord Shadow/Cid Kageno was working to undermine the Sith Grand Plan during the Clone Wars? What if Jesus was the Father? What if a wound in the force brought the respective empires of Warhammer 40k, Foundation, Legend of Galactic Heroes, Star Dune together, initiating a War of the Five Emperors? What if Captain Jack Sparrow was a criminal warlord during the rise of Crimson Dawn? What if Spaceballs met Star Wars from across the Multiverse?

Nice entertaining story. I just can't grasp why Jar Jar as a Sith would want the Jedi to come back. He should be all for their demise. I get Jar Jar turning on Palps but he should of done that to become Emperor himself.

I don't think Jar Jar would have gotten so close to those in power so easy! There were Clone troopers and stormtroopers against anyone supporting the Jedi. Plus, the Senate was corrupted in the direction of war against anyone that appose them!

what if yoda stopped Dooku from escaping with the Death Star plans after saving anakin and obiwan

A Darth Jar-Jar story? I'm up for that!

how about a reverse duel where Jedi master anakin skywalker fights sith lord obi wan on the first death star

Darth Darth Binks, our undeserved savior. What if upon discovering the Clones, Obi-Wan disputed the order and caused the Kaminoans to cancel the order and sue the Jedi Order and Republic for violating the contract and putting in fraudulent order as the "customers" not willing to pay for the service, resulting the Republic blacklisting the Kaminoans (committing fraud against the Republic) and ending up fighting the CIS without clones but with mass conscription of bloodthirsty patriots due to insane amount of losses the CIS was able to inflict on?

Can we get a part 2 for this ?

Darth Jar Unexpected Hero

Ah if only he was called *Darth Raj*

Imagine the horror of the Jedi when they find out that Darth Jar-Jar was responsible for Sidious's demise!! I can't wait for part 2!!

I love your imagination. Thank you.

so in the end the answer too jar jar binks is so simple it,s [ maxi-chlorians possession ]

ok.... i went into this going " oh this will be funny" ..... why tf is Darth Jar Jar so good?

What if Anakin was a Zabrak?

Nice breaking bad reference

Darth jar jar looks scary...

This was pretty great. I see at least one problem with it, which is 'why did Jar Jar not only let things go this far in the first place, but actually actively participated in things going this way'. *But* my impression of Jar Jar in your story is that he's completely insane, and not just insane in the way that everyone in the dark side tends to be, but actually mad as a hatter. So to some extent, within my interpretation of your story, this problem can be explained by that, Jar Jar was not a rational actor, and he ultimately made the decision to undo Sidious impulsively. I'm also amused, as I am with many of your great stories, at how stubbornly the Jedi persist in failing to learn. Only Ahsoka understands and seeks to redeem Anakin, the Jedi going as far as to hide the existence of his children. Whatever happens from here, it seems like we will be left with a world ripe for the Sith to rise again with the Jedi's vision continuing to be clouded by their heterodoxy and arrogance.

Cool take on Darth Binks

What if count dooku survived the events of revenge of the sith and joined the rebel alliance

Darth Jar Jar vs Palpa-Protein, who would win?

How did he affect Yoda with mental suggestion? Does Jar Jar have 6 digit Midiclorian count?

I expected this fictional fiction to be stupid. But i honestly got a chill.

What if Anakin Loves sand and Hated Padame?

He was real until George changed his mind. Who knows what we lost?

When you consider Lucas favorite Books evolved villain that was a court jester protracted fool is name was Binks something .If look lot scenes Phantom Menace notice when some Padme talks Jar jar Looks like Lipping ,he does multiple scenes ,Hell in one comics he even end use Lightsaber well enough destroy several droids save his clone gaurd ,His Abnormal luck of survival could form Force tactic Similar to Drunken Fighter style .Appearing as luck ,chance when in reality manipulate masterfully .But Do to hatred that jar Jar got so much in Lucas like changed his mind .