What if EVERY TF2 Weapon could Randomly Crit? 

i like the idea of a crit sandvich overhealing you to 900 hp

Imagine if Critical Sandvich was essentially a fucking landmine

That fucking razorback crit. "the spy just instantly dies. Interactive gameplay." Had me dying.

Imagine it, your at low HP when you see it: The enemy teams friendly hoovy sitting in the corner with a "Hi 5 4 Sandvich" spray up behind him because its a community server that has random crits enabled. You run in, give em five, they say thank you and throw their sandwich at you...and you get instantly murdered by it because they threw a random crit, the heavy using the laugh taunt on your corpse because RNGesus decided you were dead no matter what this day. Its beautiful

For demo-shields, you missed the opportunity to make demo train a thing by making it so the charge doesn’t stop on contact, but instead sends players flying as you charge through them like a bullet through butter.

i could only imagine a community server with these implemented (and the broken crit boosts working as intended)

I would love if “corpse momentum” was a new stat.

Not gonna lie, I'd play on a server if it had this.

"getting a random Construction PDA crit"... That is a sentence NO ONE should ever have said. But now I want it in, Valve!

Noticing we're missing the Short Circuit! I'd say a crit short circuit right click should reflect projectiles instead of deleting and make them critical as well, and then make the left click like it was before, where it becomes an AOE blast that just deals more damage

I love the idea of a Hoovy accidentally one-shotting an enemy.

I feel the real winner of "if every weapon could random crit" would be demoknight.

Sticky Jumper and Rocket Jumper should apply knockback to enemies on crits

Wait, that critical Rocket Jumper would be like, extremely awful to get, just completely ruining your jump at random. Rolling a nat 1 on your rocket jump lmao

3:31 just imagine that, they explode...and then the splash damage kills you as well

It's nice to see you branching out with horror content

6:42 "If your dead ringer is triggered and it's a random crit, you get full damage immunity for the full duration of the cloak on top of the 50% speed boost. Making it only slightly more powerful than the pre-nerf version." I KEK'd

Throwing a sandvich at a scout and watching them die instantly is just perfection

Ok but what if there was a normal "spoiled meat sandvich" or "fermented shark sandvich" that healed heavy but acted as a trap/landmine for enemies

"It [the thermal thruster] would randomly send you into the sky box with no remorse." Isn't that just what it normally does?

I'm the developer who made the mod! So many random ideas with no care for balance, I love it!!! feel free to ask me any questions about it. by far my favorite change was the base jumper, the way the physics turned out made it very fun to use.

imagine a server with these mechanics but its also a always crit server

4:27 He made hooveys into claymores

I can't get over the idea of a bunch of heavies with crit sandviches setting up a minefield at spawn enemies simply have to try to avoid. Just imagine a heavy popping his banner on a kritz just for a bunch of heavies to coordinate throwing their sandviches into a choke point.

Finally some pro-random crit content, much obliged

Crit sandvich instantly kills you because there was something crunchy in it

Great Blue has gained a rather chaotic energy over the past few videos and frankly I’m here for it.

Equalizer and Escape Plan critical taunt kills should be identical to the usual taunt kill, but you somehow survive the explosion with no damage taken

Thanks a lot, now I'm genuinely upset some of these aren't already in the base game. Someone needs to get on this, ot would really shake up the game. Or if it was at least available in a "shaken up" game mode option similar to togglable crits making another option for "extra crit bonuses" or something?? There is so much potential here

The virgin _"random crits are inherently unbalanced so we should remove them"_ vs the chad _"add random crits to _*_all_*_ weapons, then it's balanced"_

A random crit kritzkrieg uber would engage hyperkritz, where everything basically is just instakill for 8 seconds. you might wanna develop a new effect for that

I would actually love the idea of a sanvich sidegrade that doesn't heal, but damages enemies on pickup. What it would do for teammates is debatable

4:32 what they EXPECTED? IT'S SPARKLING??? SO THEY CAN"T EAT IT?????? well... when did your teammates grow steel teeth?

I suppose the Quick-Fix also gets the random triple knockback of rocket jumping (with utterly hillarious results if stacked with a crit Sticky Jumper)

if you made a server with these im sure alot of people would play on it

I think itself as a gamemode would work well with shounic's "Fair Crits" plugin, it actually feels quite nice to have with that!

A crit bonk removing player collision would actually be awful because the main competitive use for bonk is bodyblocking medics. Similarly sentry knockback can often be used by an intelligent scout to propel themselves to a better position. I think it'd make more sense to give the crit bonk a speed boost and remove the speed drain.

1:28 I genuinely was scared for a second when I heard this part before he clarified:”like holy fuck , what the hell man?” After hearing the actual stats:”oh, huh, neat”

I just love content like this Coming up with things that would never be added in the game, but just saying "what if" and working out the details brings so much joy to me

Awesome video! Love how well made this is. Keep it up!

0:07 one time I was playing Sniper on Upward and got run down by a Scout on top of that first building that people put dispensers in. hit a random crit on a Shahanshah, killing him instantly. it was mad funny.

There’s a WIP plugin that makes your weapon start glowing ahead of time when your next attack is going to be a random crit, that way it’s slightly less unfair to your enemies

**eats food** **Hears the crit sound effect** *OH THIS IS BAD. OH NOO-* **explodes**

Would be cool if the mediguns also built uber faster, the sapper made the buildings explode like they do when the engie uses the crit destruction PDA on them and the wrangler had the laser itself also do damage, the wrangler thing would actually be pretty unique as the closes thing we have to laser turrets in TF2 is a few guns ig

TF2 deserves a hyper casual mode where everything gets wacky like this Also add in the mannpower powerups and it would be hilarious Also, the whole purpose of the red tape is to destroy a building slowly. I think it should downgrade each building to level 13x as fast and have 3x health if it crit, but still do less damage

This should be great idea if you create community server with this mod. Please do it.

0:35 Oh, thank god, I thought that was gonna be another VPN sponsor.

Interesting idea! Would love to see a setver run this and see how broken gameplay was

I'd love to play this. I hope you do a community server with these changes.

“I won’t give away my methods”- oh, but I already KNOW, my friend, you can’t hide that easily…

Sandvich: nom nom Crit sandvich: *agressive nom nom*

I was kinda hoping that Critical Sandvich would give Heavy, and his teammates, Uber for 1:00

I think the best sniper nerf would to remove headshots and let the sniper rifle random crit

critical airblast either yeets the opponent out of the map, or makes every projectile reflected into hitscan.

6:00 the medic abiut to crit the sniper as you hit him: *french screaming*

8:23 nice PvZ remix

How come Valve hasn’t hired you yet?

we now need a server that revolves around all the most popular maps with those effects

I feel like this version of TF2 would be the only video game you're allowed to play in hell.

I think a better crit effect for the red tape recorder would be something like: increased sapper health Health regen slower deconstruction effect It would actually enhance the weapons strength instead of making it worse.

I think only melees (besides demo knight) should be able to random crit

A crit gas passer on mvm with the explosion seems…terrifying

Crit disguise: fully fills your cloak meter. Me, a YER main: *yes, good.*

Excellent, very nice. Now host a tf2 tourney with these rules

3:17 Valve hasn't hired you yet because they are hiring bots to do people's in game jobs.

I like that you actually show the weapons in action and not just talking in theory.

The crits for the PDAs producing a fully-upgraded building at the cost of all your metal is quite possibly the best idea in the whole video. Very much a "How the hell did nobody come up with this before?" idea.

0:35 this youtuber has been banned

You could probably start to balance crit boosting the more insane crits (like the banners) by making it drain all the charge and impose a cooldown before uber can be charged again. Having the crit occur on a per person basis or even just only having the crit effect occur for the soldier could be interesting too.

Critical hits in tf2 have always been a strange case to me

He put soo much effort into this video cleary for him that question was of Critical matter

The Jumper, Parachute, and Thermal Thruster crits... I want those

Name the Gas Passer quirk "MvM Tryhard Tears" and it's perfect.

An april fool's day update adding these to the game would be cool.

Not gonna lie, the critacola ubercharge joke totally got me. Spot on delivery and everything. Had a good laugh

Spy: *Dies to Razorback* Sniper: "I'm fuc*ing invincible!"

Throwing a kritzkrieg on a buff banner soldier to give your entire team crits is hilarious.

I guess if demo had two critical stickies with the base sticker jumper sends him flying into the stratosphere.

There should be a community server where it’s 100% crits and it has these stats for the non damaging items

Crit a Cola: “And that’s how with a few modifications, you can turn one random crit, into several random crits”

I can already imagine a kritzkrieg medic just walking around and ruining the day of any trolldier he comes across. Noone expects him to go three times as far. Not even the trolldier himself.

Another fun crit effect for tauntkills would be instantly dominating whoever you kill. I think it’d be hilarious to hit a scoped sniper and the game tells him you are literally the bane of his existence

Other TF2 RU-vidrs: Random crits should be removed and no weapon should have them Great Blue: Let's make all the weapons Random crit

If all of these were to happen....then the Medic Kritzkrieg would become in the Meta Medigun instantly! Imagine being a Medic with Kritzkrieg at the start of a game, and you just pop the Uber, and give each teammate a second of Crits to activate ANY item Critical Hit abilities.... Literally would break the game.

Any enemy hit by a thrown sandvich immediately explodes into a glorious plume of cold-cuts.

"if you hated this video pretend it's a foreign art film" so true, this video is ahead of its time

This was the best foreign art film I've ever seen.

Rescue ranger: able to rescue a sentry with no loss in metal (maybe even healing sentry) Eureka effect: not only teleports you to and fro faster (animation speed) but also causes an electric attack on nearby enemies

Scout within range of crit conch, max babyface and critical crit-a-cola: *I AM S P E E D .*

Imagine slapping someone with a crit sandvich.

I’m not gonna lie that sounds like it would be a lot of fun to have all of these in the game

I like how these range from changing like 4 different mechanics on the item to “it just fucking explodes”

Those banners made me go through all five stages of grief just thinking about it

I've always though that the medigun's should be able to crit. I think if one medic kritz another medic, that medic medigun gets 3x healing (basically all critical heals, which are a thing).

2:24 Air strike: *now we are talking.*

Imagine seeing a base jumper soldier in the air, not falling down, and then he launches 8 rockets in a second or two. Imagine how broken the air strike would be if paired with the base jumper. Lmao.

Spy dying to a crit razorback would make for a very hilarious moment. Since not only not a single spy ever stabs the thing, but in the 1 in 1000 chance that not only does a spy stab it but also die to the crit it’d be like winning the lottery, which would be extremely hilarious.

Maybe for the non-manual items, the crits would trigger if the next shot of your last active weapon was gonna be a random crit.

Kritzkrig medics when implemented: *Insert scout “MEDIC!” spam*

the addition movespeed on cloak and dagger would be a negative, that one should prevent the clock from draining for a few seconds in addition to the damage resistance on crit imo