You meant the worst people sometimes when driving for Lyft or Uber. Then sometimes, you meet things that arnt even people. Original Story: www.creepypast...
The joke alone made me laugh on the spot, honestly if Slenderman said "That's a serious gut, you eat a lot of food?" I would've busted out and tell him "You just made my good list man! Discount price!"
Borg the realest OG, when somebody you only met once is ready to go headlong into battle with a skin walker without any hesitation. That right there is a friend for life
I just really love how Server counts Jim as an employee and actually cares to provide him with healthcare, ensurance assistance, replacement vehicles and so on. While actual Uber is infamous for naming their drivers "independant contractors" specifically to avoid having to provide benefits.
Dude this feels like a pilot episode/comic for something amazing. Also that kelpie probably did the mouth hentai not just out of fury but to test Jim's gag reflex just in case
This story would make a great anime... Also Adeline (I think that’s her name) the Uber customer service member...Best waifu fight me on it. Note: Borg is just the best....the absolute best. Everyone needs a little bit of Borg in they’re lives.
Great story! I would freaking love that job. Great money, interesting people, exciting work. Getting throat banged by a Kelpie is a bonus, I wonder if she's seeing anybody.. It's surprising how many people would actually want that job; or maybe it isn't? It is 2020 after all and we've seen stranger things happen in the last two years.
You just kept me, my A.D.D. brain, and my also attention deficient 12 year old occupied for over an hour, we loved this, he said it was perfect parts funny, suspenseful and horrifying, and I couldn't agree more.
I could see the tumbleweed rolling by when Jim and Borg were squaring off against Wayde... Music really does change the tone something fierce! Wonderful work!
Okay, straight up, this would make for an AWESOME series. You know, Hollistic Detective Agency type stuff, where a borderline suicidal alcoholic gets employed to drive around all sorts of paranormal monsters and of course paranormal bullfuckery ensues, paired with a quest for reinventing/rediscovering himself. (and making some friends along the way (yes most of those would be paranormal (okay all of those would be paranormal but can you imagine dating literal hentai-material? :D)))
"Jim stupid. Borg have to ask" - the kind of sobering breezeblock honesty you need before going up against a lethal paranormal murder-machine. Borg is the best. ...except when he accidentally chins you with his sword. Best give Borg some space.
I've scrolled past this one a few times thinking it doesn't seem like my cup of tea but i decided to give it a listen..... Damn this has to be one of my favourites! Loved every second, it was so different... Please do more unusual ones like this!
This one is different from all the others, its not scary. Its the first one that had moments I would criticize the writer, would HAVE criticized if they hadnt become endearing and grown on me. Thanks for this channel man, I've told a friend of mine about it after he said he likes this exact kind of thing! I fear that when this gets the attention it deserves, that maybe all those extra people would ruin some aspect for me. Irrational fear for sure.
There's two spin offs I ride for Cerber, I ride for Cerber: Jose rides again and Dirty work inc that make up the Cerberverse. It also connects with the Worstverse, which is The Worst hotel and Werewolves are assholes.
@@zuttoaragi8349 There’s actually a guy in my discord server who studied that folklore and paranormal history. He said that most guns from the Halo universe , except for the Assault rifle, would be good because they fire large cartridges the DMR and Battle Rifle fire a 9.5mm, the magnum fires a .50, just not AE, the shotgun (depending on which game) fires anywhere between an 8 gauge to a 2 gauge
I misread the length of the video as 11 minutes and after 8 minutes, you've made a pause after the first part of the story, and when I leaned towards my phone to play another video I was dumbfounded when it showed 1 hour remaining. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
It is and has two spin offs. This one is called I drive for Ceber, then there's I ride for Cerber and Dirty work Inc. It also connects to the Worstverse.
... Not gonna lie, i'm not even halfway through and i love this. Probably one of the best stories i've ever heard, and the narration makes it all the better! :D Sometimes, people meet horrible monsters when driving for Uber... When you drive for Cerber though, you get to meet the most lovely monsters around! :3 (And maybe avenge your sister's death with her help... ... Yeah i'd drive for Cerber. Gladly.)
It wasn't creep but it was fun story all the same. I'm torn between all the others you do now cause there fun to but I like this alot.....oh why do you have such good stories I just want to hear them all.
@@mr.halloween3371 I love the original Jim stuff and the first arc of Jose's story. Main problem is it contradicts the Jim's story by demoting God to a Sumerian deity and invalidates the archangel Michael showing up and the demon that sold Jim the gun, whose name I forget at the moment. I listen to a few other side stories as well and I don't like the werewolves one but I do like the dirty work inc story. I haven't followed anything about it in ages.
It's like A fistful of dollars, dnd, creepypastas and some hint of Tarantino got put in a bowl and this was the result. Could make a good movie/animation.
Great story, loved hearing you read it and I could tell that you were having fun with it. Keep going with these great stories and look forward to more from you!
I gotta say, this is my favourite story EVER and I busted at least 6 ribs through laughter. Most notably the Blorg(?) interaction lol. I’d love to hear more of this type of stuff!
