What Motorcycles do I own? A Complete review of my collection! 

Stuart, growing your hair back after watching this channel is the least of my worries. I am 87 and my wife is 82, we have just found out she is pregnant with twins! She has told me to stop watching your videos and sell all my bikes. To be perfectly honest it does make sense.

My wife said “what does he need so many bikes for.” I simply looked at her and said “because he can.” Love it my man. Keep it up

I am bald ,i am in the process of having rabbits tattooed on my head ,from a good distance they look like hairs (hares ) 😁😁😁😁😂

My classic 500 gives me more smiles per mile than any other I've owned over the past 40+ years, unfortunately having watched every video of yours I'm still completely bald on my head, that said, everywhere else the hair seems to be going berserk!

Sir you are absolutely hilarious, read dark humor, and I am absolutely loving it. You are a true inspiration for 46 year Olds like me who are fighting the mid age crisis of owning a big bike. 100% with you and always will be. God bless you and your family and your rides. You'll always be my number 1. Oh I've been gifted with a lot of salt and pepper hair hahaha.. the suzuki vstrom 250sx and the himalayan and scram and hunter are the best.. awaiting your video on the jawa and yezdi line ups.. here i go again reminding you hahaha

I get it Stu, I love my bullet trials replica. Even when it's parked up it makes me smile.

Absolutely in love with your classic collections. Love from Mumbai, India.

Barbour International 🤣🤣 They need to get over themselves. I’d love to see Stu decked out in Barbour from head to toe in the next video “Eeeeeeeyup”

Thank you, Uncle Stu. Coming to you from the US of A. As a member of the international army of the follicly challenged I most certainly will up my subscription and like rate. I will be sure to enjoy every episode. I'll also contact my barber to get on the schedule for twice a week visits. Thanks also for the greatly needed chuckles!

My 80's Mullet just grew back while watching this video. Amazing.

Comedy Gold! your wasted on RU-vid, its time Netflix or Amazon signed you up! Gorgeous bike collection, practical skills, and an ability to switch between comedy and factual content which is to die for!

I totally agree with you that nothing makes you smile more than a Bullet 500. Riding it is always an event and never an obligation. Please continue making this great content and ignore the critics because these videos aren't made for them.

I'm from Brazil and I have a Continental GT and it's the best motorcycle I've ever had...simple and fantastic to ride...like you said, something like this...."It's a bike made for a riders not for a customers..." I completely agree my friend....✌🏻🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Just been given the book "Royal Enfield - A Complete History" by Greg Pullen as a present. Published in 2021, so right up to date. Very comprehensive. I recommend if you've not seen it. 👍

Glad to see what all you have. Mine are a 2009 Bonneville, 2013 Thunderbird Storm, and 2020 Interceptor. I’m retired so not going above three. I enjoy your videos! Very informative and interesting.

Hell man, half the reason I watch is your straight shooting, your irreverence, your bluntness, your tall tales, and other stories only tangentially related to motorcycles. Don't stop. It's great stuff. I haven't watched the video yet; just responding to your opening comedy act. Might be back later once I watch this production.

Thanks for showing the collection Stuart love them all....hope the back gets better very soon.....

What a nice collection of bikes! I totally agree with you about the Classic 500. I have been owning one for about 3 weeks now, and it's a very nice bike to ride (even with a pillion!). It's not a performance bike, as you have said in one of your videos, something which is completely true, but this bike is so good and fun to ride; and it's quite easy to ride as well. I'm looking forward to receive my saddlebags and their supports, allowing me to go on holiday with my Classic 500😄 Take care of yourself, and see you soon!

A lovely collection Stuart, a man can never have enough motorcycles, they enrich our lives, and like you i love em, would be lost without mine...

Stuart, greetings from Canada. Thank you again for producing such an informative and educational channel. As an older rider I really love the retro look of your RE 650’s. Dealers in Canada are few and far between but once our lockdown is over I hope to get out and see them in the flesh. Who knows, maybe next year I will buy one?

We all love a good show and tell. Thanks Stuart. Great humour & quality content as always.

Wish you a speedy recovery with your back. Love your videos, and your calm and unpretentious nature.

You have a wonderful collection of rides, Stu. My thought on motorcycles are akin to tools in a tool box: each ride is unique so choose the motorcycle that best suits it. Having halved the flock to three, the joy brought by the remaining motorcycles has increased as they each are receiving more attention. Our Ural is the heavy lifter as it is our dog’s main ride (solid biker dog through and through). Our two Royal Enfields are for those longer rides where coffee shops and scenery are more important that the destination. Thank you for sharing your collection! Oh, I’ll send you my barber’s bill...

Hi Uncle Stu from Australia! I have enjoyed your videos for quite some time now and this one has given me a certain glow. The classic chrome is the first bike I’ve owned, I recently acquired a GT (mr clean) I am toying with the idea of the triumph speedmaster being my next bike . As much fun as I have had with the GT, the classic has found a place in my heart where I know I will never part with her. I love your videos, the content, the delivery and the humour. I look forward to enjoying many more videos and enjoying my full head of hair, Which I am now confident I will be follicley advantaged as long as I continue to watch.

Another enjoyable video Stuart. Love your sense of humor, great choice in the Classic 500. Still intend owning one at some point. Take care and stay safe.

You certainly know how to crack a joke Stu 🤣 A nice reminder of the full stable. Hope your back is better soon & enjoy all the bikes 😀.

Eh Up! That's got to be one the most humorous videos on RU-vid in recent years. Also, an excellent tour of your garage!

Who doesn't like "Eyyyup"!? One of the best parts of your videos is the anticipation of it at the start! Looking forward to that video on upgrading the Classic's lights, I find myself triple checking that i'm in neutral on my Bullets on sunny days as the lights are quite dim.

After watching this, I stood up and tripped over the beard I didn't previously have. Fascinating!.

Been wondering what the full stable looked like, thanks for sharing! Keep on aye upping!

Thank you for that update on increased Follicle growth. Unfortunately it hasn’t occurred on top of my head but has increased in my nostrils and both of my ears. The top of my chrome dome is still as shiny as ever. Keep up the good work.

Love your work and love your humour. I've finally received my RE650 Interceptor 8-months after ordering it (COVID delays and getting stock all the way to New Zealand) - but it has been worth the wait. As a one-time motorcycle mechanic (Japanese machines), I've owned many bikes in my time. Your videos along with one or two others, were instrumental in convincing me to get my first non-Japanese machine. All I can say is...Thank you. I love my new Interceptor - it could do with more power, and the seat was designed by a medieval torturer, but it is still a joy to ride an operate. Light (feels much lighter than it is) with light and smooth controls, and perfectly balanced and predictable handling. Like you, I love the bike's simplicity and ease of maintenance (one of my reasons for buying). I have watched all your videos and will continue to do so. Always great advice without any hint of "know-it-all" - when you express your opinions, you make it clear they are YOUR opinions, and you don't expect everyone to think the same - which, to me, makes any suggestions or advice you offer, worth listening to. Thanks again. Ride safely.

Really interesting to hear how different the Interceptor and Continental are. As you said in the vid, i just assumed styling and riding position was the only difference. Definitely looking forward to a vid going through the differences.

Stuart, thanks for all the time, care and quality info you have provided to date. I was kidnapped by my parents when I was a youth and currently am still interned somewhere in the Canadian wilderness (it’s all wilderness). I have a few bikes one of them being a Bobber Black. You have provided me with many articles of info that I didn’t know, I didn’t know, and for that I’m grateful. Cheers

I cant really express with words (being no native speaker) how much I admire this kind of brilliant British sense of humour! Having no problem with extraordinary loss of hair ( I‘m 63) my hair has nevertheless a little bit thinned out over the years. I think I will try a subscription, purchase a wonder hair shampoo and then we will see.

One of the nicest bike collection, not only because of the bikes you have got, but also because of the condition they are in. I must say I'm jealous of the classic 500 chrome. I had my first bike when I was 18. It was a Pulsar 220 from Bajaj (another manufacturer in India). I was young and sports bikes with fairing were the things I had my heart on. 10 years later, I finally booked a continental GT 650 last month. I would have bought 500 in a heartbeat if they were available for sale. I'm just inspired by the way you take care of your bikes. Looking forward to more content. ♥️

I own two on your list and heartily agree with the RE Classic 500 choice, an Air Cooled T100 arrived last year and that's been very enjoyable. I only have three bikes no room for more. Motone have taken a lot of money off me lately but the parts are exquisite.

You are at the very same point as me. Classic 500 is the more enjoyable bike I ever had in 50 years.It's deliciously slow, but its voluptuous riding, doesn't compare with nothing else , ...except perhaps a Street Bob Harley.

Brilliant video as always Stuart and that’s a very fine collection indeed, I’m so jealous 😌👍🏻

Keen to see your fix for the instrument lights - apart from a loose mirror and a slight adjustment of the clutch, these are the only major (in fact very minor) gripes I’ve had with my classic 500 during the first 800 miles!

Loving the comedy intro. Lovely collection Stu, cheered me up no end.

The Classic is most definitely the best bike I've ever owned. Love it. Buying 'May' was the best decision I've ever made. Loved the intro apology, but it's true you know, ever since I started regularly watching this channel, my beard has shown substantially more growth 🤣

Stuart, I have been viewing your videos for some time now. I enjoy them very much and find them very informative. You obviously know what you are talking about !! And, by the way, my hair is starting to grow back !! Thank You !!! Dave Wentworth, California, USA

Just prior to watching this video I had watched one from a very popular American you tube channel. Their attempt at tongue in cheek humour paddles into insignificance along side yours Stu. Thanks for brightening my day. 😊

Nice collection I fully understand how you feel about the bullet. I ride my Pegasus editon bullet most of the time. Love your videos Stuart. Hope your back goes ok soon

Interesting update on your collection and your comments about hair growth & security measures very funny. Thanks Stu and hope your back gets better soon.

Loved the classic and all the videos featuring it was eye opening on things I could improve. I have the 350 variant. Cheers! Awaiting more videos :)

Stuards videos makes me happy always and very knowledgeable. Thanks stuard

What to say, very much happy for uncle stu & his stable.

Another great video! As a much younger man my motorcycle collection peaked at six, but as a recent retiree I'm happy with just a pair - a Honda CB500X and a BSA Formula Bantam racing bike (based on the 3-speed D1).

Beautiful collection! I'd like to own 3 of these myself

😂🤣 “spontaneous hair growth”... good one Uncle Stu! Keep on keeping on brother. 👍👍 I also own the great 2020 Classic 500 in chrome black, so very interested in your upcoming ABS issue and instrument light upgrades.

Love the dry humor uncle Stu and jealous of your machines, feel better soon back pain is not fun. 😎

Human nature never stops amazing me moaning about nothing instead of enjoying your vlogs . Thank you again for entertaining me .

Gorgeous collection! Your love for bikes is inspiring and your videos are the first thing I look for on RU-vid in the mornings to start the day off in great spirits. Do you know if the current water-cooled Triumphs (say from 2019 or later) continue to suffer from reliability issues? Thanks and keep up the great work, sir!

Aaaay up........partly because of you Stuart I now have a Continental GT650 in the garage as of today. Looking forward to buying lots of bits & bobs, & checking your videos how to fit them. Correctly.

Very nice Stu! 😅 I always find your vids quite entertaining. Great collection of bikes too! 🏍

Bloody hell! Just ran up stairs and it’s true!!! Hair is growing back!!! Also more shockingly I tend to even smile more...maybe another by product of Uncle Stu’s videos! So be warned 😂😂😂😂 also recent RU-vid videos have proven riding motorbikes helps with mental health, so ride more and ride safe 😁😊👍👍👍

Hi Stuart thank you for the warning regarding spontaneous hair growth and colour change. It is true that a being a man of a similar age to your self I have noticed that since watching your channel I have been able to maintain my full flowing head of hair, however I have experienced a decline in hair colour however I will still stay subscribed as watching your channel is worth the trade off.

Yes, Stu,I noticed my hair grew whilst watching this vlog. Although I would probably tear most of it out if I owned a Triumph (based on the woes you have suffered). Three cheers for Royal Enfield.

your garage is just lit. If I had them i would keep em inside my house as showpiece furniture. I still have an ancient RE Bullet from the 80s, when it came with an oddly placed kickstarter and gear lever, made me hell of a mechanic and it does have an attitude.

Excellent state of the collection video Stuart - some really gorgeous bikes there! I'm really looking forwards to what you have to say about your new RE Continental. Hope your back is better very soon, and you must enlarge on what Barbour International is writing to you, we all love a bit of delicious scandal- so now you've mentioned it I'm afraid you're morally obliged to spill the beans 😉

Hi Stuart nice collection I was looking at a new triumph street twin 2021 but hearing about your problems with triumph I might now look at the Royal Enfield 650 looks like you have had trouble free riding and enjoyed it will save me a few pounds on the way hope neck gets better stay safe all the best Paul

Hello Stu, That was an appropriate session for those who are often watching but were unsure of what your stock and preferences are.

Quite a stable there, Stuart! I've only three myself, you've seen the two Triumphs in a photo contest entry (97 T595 Daytona, 02 T100 Bonnie), the other I've had since my 19th birthday, a 73 Yamaha TX500 (124.000 miles on it), extensively modified over the years both to improve performance and fix factory flaws. Sorry to hear of the T120 issues, makes me glad I don't have one! Continental GT is very tempting though. And as for the spontaneous hair growth, haven't experienced that, nor has the color of my beard reverted, looks much like yours (as it has for some time now), used to be red!

Have been watching your videos for a while but subscribed today. Love your collection. Take care🙏

Your bike collection is wow and the garage looks amazing. 👌

The garage is crowded with so many bikes. I am very impressed with how clean the bikes look. Need to take a master class from you. :D

Lovely and wonderful collections of beautiful motor bike. ❤️🙏 I have one 1998 Royal Enfield 350, (Cast Iron Engine) And 2016 Triump Bonneville T 100. Both are in emaculate condition. 😀

Hi Stuart, keep doiing what you do! When I hear eyyyyyyyup, I remark a spontanious smile on my face.....so don’t change anything 😉😄(a Belgian also-ex police-officer and fan of your channel!

thanks for my weekly feel good video .I just enjoy it as is great job ( bet you can tell I remember the 60/70s)

This is an impressive motorcycle collection. All that's missing is the Royal Enfield Meteor 350. 😉

HEY UP, always watch all your videos and getting the urge to get an interceptor, seems a great all round bike without all the complicated electronic gismoses. watch this video several time sadly had to cancel haircut at barbers.

I have the same damage on the sprocket cover of my T120, although, in my case... I did it myself. It's a very easy thing to do, apparently. My guess is that the zipper on my (old) boots is somewhat exposed when I'm sitting on the bike and my jeans naturally ride up a bit, and that the scratching comes from the zipper rubbing against the cover. Either way, I'd love to see a video on how to fix it. Thanks, Stuart -- you've a very enviable fleet!

Yeah. I love my Enfields. Have 2 classics. Trying to score an old 1930's Enfield too. Hope to be able to score that soon.

I love that you say "ey up!" at the start of your videos - I also still greet everyone the same way, though I get called old fashioned as it's not common here in the East Midlands any more; especially when I finish with "me duck".

Hi your guide is really healping to me, so i bought C500, really thank you👍🏻😃

Yeah! I love Uncle Stu and his bikes. It gives me a goal in life. And yeah! I know I won't lose hair if I keep watching this channel.

Stuart, thank you for all your great videos. I enjoy watching them. I’m shopping for a new bike right now. Considering a Triumph Street Twin, also looking at a INT 650. Hope to be back riding soon. Any advice? Keep making great videos. Take care.

650 Gt turned up after 12 weeks wait but well worth it. Glad get away from the dealer,chocolate teapot comes to mind there’s only two in the state that’s the size of the uk! Keep up your good works🏍👍

Loved your hair growth in the opening and had a good laugh too. Buddy , you need to push the walls of your garage as I would love to see more bikes in there .

Yep....couldn't agree more. My bullet is my favourite bike too. Only problem I've had in a year's ownership is the sla battery going off despite being maintained but that was dealer not factory supplied. Recently added a early Hinckley triumph as my tinker project and hopefully investment. Despite where triumph are now as opposed to early years, I've just got to have one in the stable. Nope....I'm still as bold as a coot 👍

Love it Stu. Your channel could result in the mullet returning.!

Quite a nice collection you've got going there.

Nice British collection, I passed my test on a new bonnie in 2011 and it was a pleasure to ride I will probably own one sometime in the future. My fleet consists of two machines a Honda cb500s(a1998 model) purchased in 2011 and a BMW f800 gt, (2018 model) the 500 is easily the favourite it’s light to use ….sips petrol, happy in town or motorway cruising at 80 mph with a top end of 115 good seat for rider and pillion just mechanical perfection I will own it for ever, sadly not enough space for more than two in the fleet, beemer is nice enough more of an impulse buy..needs servicing every 6000 miles ,the heated grips and abs are a nice addition

G'day Stuart, come to think of it, I was facing frolicles deficiency.... the past few months frolicles have been stirring strong, I wondered how did this post midlife crisis wonder happened. Ahhh it must have been attributed to watching your channel... I'll keep watching 👀 and riding... miracles do happen. Cheers 🍻

Yea, I have a 650 Int and a 500 Classic. The Bullet is the go-to bike for a day ride. I also have two scooters and they get round-town use.

I subscribed last week or the week before , got a pony tail already , it really works ! You need a bigger garage matey because you always need another bike , you know you do . As for your security , the attack triffid is very cunning , nobody would dare cross one of those LOL

Smashing video Stu 👍 just don't let on to any potential crims about the minefield you have out front 😁 Still waiting for my auburn locks to grow back 😏

That’s a beautiful collection Stuart but towards the end of the video it was difficult to see the Bullet properly as hair from the back of my head started spilling over my brow and into my eyes, so I had to rush off and shave. I was coming back to watch again but unfortunately tripped over my Barbour jacket that must have fallen off the coat hook in the hallway while I was shaving. Keep up the great work.

Honestly did not expect the 500 to be his favourite

Nice one Stuart, nice collection...

My beard has grown so fast I can’t control it but I can’t stop watching. Nice one : )

Your dry sense of humour is very refreshing!

Great humour and a neat review, Thanks!!

Hi I’ve got an old BSA Rocket gold star I’m rebuilding always loved it to ride but it’s hard to stop, I’ve been tempted to Change it from original with electronic ignition, disk on the front etc. I didn’t seem to mind when I was a youngster how dangerous it was but getting older I think I might have got a bit wiser, I’m thinking I might keep the BSA stock and the royal enfield is starting to look tempting as a second bike I used to think having two bikes was extravagant but you have inspired me. Thanks

You are awesome Stuart! Love the passion!

Good vid Stu enjoyed seeing all your ‘stable’ me myself own 2 triumphs and a Royal Enfield and would say I enjoy all of my bikes for different reasons. On your catch phrase ‘eeeeeeyyyyuuppppp’ I’d keep it but also add you could sign off with an old favourite of mine from a legend of Yorkshire cricket Freddie Trueman’ - all together now ‘I’ll see the’ 👍

I suggest you add one of those old cast iron Bullet 350s to your collection . The one with the brake pedal on the left side . Maybe you could make a bobber out of it.

I guess this one was the most anticipated video!! Stay healthy and fit Uncle Stu!! high 5s and Hugs to you! (virtual ones #socialdistancing)