What the HELL is The Nuttiest Nutcracker? (A CHAOTIC Christmas) - Christmas Crap 

I remember watching this when I was very little

Saberspark can you review Bah Humduck A Looney Tunes Christmas and Barbie In A Christmas Carol.

Mabey disnyrs a Christmas carol it has bas animation

I can't wait for the Great Elf Bowling. I saw that as a kid and its worthy of being reviewed by you Saber.

Bust the biggest nut to save to save the princess!! Lmao

I would like but...269 likes c'mon

*it gives nut*

Not without insane amounts of drugs that is.

*That's what she said*

Reginald: MOUSE KING!!

6:28 do you guys know where this is from?

It is funny

fr 💀💀💀

Hysterical antics works. 😂

Agreed

8:47 He can also teleport randomly

I'm promoting you to top scientist of the USSR . Congratulations Comrade.

"Nut-Baka"

Horrible. Take it back please.

Yes

Indeed. (Insert the Great Mighty Poo song)

C u r s e d

R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

I bet he had a belly button that sticks out.

@@tubamanreal loool

I like to call him big clip belly, EVERYTHING CLIPS THROUGH IT

Wow what a totally original joke that you totally didn’t steal

@tIOwOt I Busting a nut happens during s*x

@Hot Dog yeah I know just didnt want to take it that far

Hot Dog WHOA

tIOwOt I Bust a nut in America is slang for Male Climax, or ejaculation of sperm

I think it was Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants.

Your profile picture made me check out your channel, it's a good picture.

This is nuts

You missed the chance to say "nut so fast"

Pretty ambigious

WAIT A FUCKING FIVE SECONDS I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE

YoungerOstrich9 *insert belly button tit here*

ANR Rivera DX / NDSi Gamer I’m going to like your comment, but that doesn’t mean I like it

Speakn‘t

I'm afraid you can't unspeak something once it's spoken.

You cannot silence the truth

After those awkward moments, it deserves an PG rating. 😂

And I love how Reginald calls himself "Soldier, sailor, LOVER!" Anyone who wants to have sex with him is either blind, or has VERY low standards!

"He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess" is the best line I've ever heard!

*does this mean he watches hentai?*

So he is a waifu...

@@riotkitty The fuck?

*_T I T S_*

*Senior quote intensifies*

Agreed

Agreed

Agreed

Yikes the care ears nutcracker was bad. I used to watch that as a kid. It was pretty terrible. Then again I never liked the carebears. I tried it but ugh.

Early Barbie movies are cinematic treasures

*Me playing Otomes in a nutshell* Ha, I even snuck a nut pun in there.

That’s what I do at school

Ogrim in hollow knight be like

LMAO

I lost it.

Mistakes happen. I appreciate when a reviewer respects his videos and audience enough to listen to feedback and apologize for/correct a mistake. Thank you for the hilarious review!

Saberspark plot twist: it happens again

Don´t worry man,........(we all know how much caution youtubers must have this days since the ER incident and those periodists that have hawks eyes on Anything involving RU-vid and any mistake for small it is while in the rest of the world there are far worse things going on that need to be revealed by the media), mistakes happen to everyone and more when we talk about the biggest NUT. God damn I am still laughing of that.

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It's all right, it was a simple mistake, and there surely was no harm done (I've seen some of my friends do this accidentally once. My first reaction was NOT what I'm doing here). Just some advice, the "z" should be pronounced as the "z" in "zipper" and not as the "zz" as in "pizza".

In Their Defense, They Have To Keep People's Attention Somehow.

I snorted so loud the first time I swear the neighbors woke up- Idk why but it made me lose it every single time (maybe because it's 5:30 AM??)

I love your pfp

Same

And golden girls........ The sugar plum fairy is a Golden girl .........

I'm NUT so sure about that Sorry

(most) barbie films are decent tho (Also ima guy)

And a whole bottle of Adderall

And sausage party and toy story

Don't forget, in a poop factory too 🤣

Mouse Queen: [bites Princess] *Bubonic Plague would like to know your location*

This Guy My bad! However, you can still get the plague from mice, so joke still stands.

Just paint a cross on your door, your little problem will be over in no time.

replace *The Plauge* with *Covid-19*

2020plague: *B R U H*

YES!!!!!

No, it's The Nutcracker Prince ! (as much as I love the Barbie one)

@@kitkatboard omg I totally forgot about that one! I loved that one too!

This is pretty exactly Barbie and the Nutcracker, just on steroids

Next page i dont agree

It's actually a German surname, I think it's something like Drossenmeier

You are right. To be honest, at first I thought he said something like "(Clara) Carlskaya", as though he was naming her with the traditional patronymic system for the middle name. Then I understood he just said the last name "Drossenmeyer".

With nipple and all

OMG-

@@dudemcduder1628 its just an inside nipple thats it unless...

He ripped it off an anime girl who rejected him

uh oh, how unfortunate!

Just a reminder in gargoyles fang said kinky when demona turned into a human, it came out of nowhere and nobody in production knew how it got past

And busting nuts *wink wink nudge nudge*

Yep

A good use of budget

I see, so Reginalds stomache is this movies equivalent to Kazuma's hand.

To be fair though, the circle of life explains it better. You know, what Mufasa said to Simba. "When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the Antelope eat the grass."

@@adamholland-gresock3522 But the exchange rate here is basically 'one antelope every few days' to 'one patch of grass for maybe one antelope'. And the CIrcle of Life also excludes more efficient predators like spotted hyenas.

@@dr.altoclef9255 Even so, It still explained it better.

@@dr.altoclef9255 It still explains it far better. They are all a part of each other.

@@dr.altoclef9255 They are a part of each other though!

Its true tho 😂

XD

*loads shotgun* Im fucking done with y'all

@@evacesartcorner9840 p r e p a r e y o u r s e l f

Reginald is a top tier waifu confirmed 🤣

Nut boy and raid shadow legend guild. By the way they’re coming for you; they are currently 2 miles away and rapidly approaching at 1 inch per 5min, you should be fine.

You forgot "I'm a vegetAAArian"

GROSS

nut

im a V E G E T A R I A N quote

Saberspark merch confirmed

Finally, the voice of reason.

Still have to crack them legumes.

We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands, Santa's goin NUTS!

Wow. That's nuts.

Woah, that's legumes

Still, it’s a nice gesture 🥰

*fbi open up*

Yeah, man. you already busted one nut, *best to not make it two.*

Movie proceeds to almost lose said g rating several times

The nutcrack should not have any. Go figure

*NUT*

LMAO 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Indeed. Not even Shakespeare himself could've written better.

Saberspark is a gift bestowed upon us by the Gods of Wisdom & Poetry. We are so fortunate.

@@aaronbeasley974 wait, did you respond to your own comment?

That would be the best job ever in the medieval times

NUTS

Underrated joke

We are born from the nut, made men by the nut, undone by the nut

Biologically, that's true. I would explain like your sex-ed teacher, buuuuuut I don't want to scar anybody here. Jus to be safe. .-.

No! Nooooooo!

Do they bring good news ??

They're from The Christmas Tree. I think we know the answer to that question.

@@phinnyouchoobs they awsner is Mrs mevellda couldn't keep her *fast fingers* of the electric chainsaw.

Isn't funny my comments are more successful than my actual channel?

Inky lol didnt expect to see u here. (:

Are just Food Fight Quality

*NuT Party*

oh DAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEM

Oh, didn't expect to see you lmao

*C o n c e r n*

Kimani Wilson-Hunte BIG CHEESE

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Kimani Wilson-Hunte 👌

B I G G I E C H E E S E

This made me laugh. Also love your pfp, instant 10.

This is not a good November to be a n u t

*BECAUSE IT'S NO NUT NOVEMBER*

Nutvrmber Takemi Corrado

Imagine your grandma mishearing about No Nut November and thinking you developed a peanut allergy. The concept is just some meme I saw, though.

The nightmare fuel one.

Where can I find it?

Were so sorry

@@branjolly1564 the most Canadian response

*_makes me even prouder to be german-American._* (No offense canadians)

@@armorfrogentertainment I mean it's appropriate, eh? :-P

@@problem3412 not even german-russian? Pffft

the nutcracker: N U T

*nut boi*

Wait a miNUT, isn't she under the age of 18?

@@moondustshine9381 That's a pretty NUTS ideology

The Nutcracker: I gonna bust the biggest nut to save Marie

Time to nut

I'm a college student. Just the random "nut" button made me laugh.

i can vouch

I'm in highschool and I feel the same way 😂

?

Yep, he had to wait until destroy dick December

tell me about it 😂👌

@unknown artist on ig when you don't fap for a month.

Can the internet stop talking about their dicks for one second? You can always tell those who just discovered what it can do....

@unknown artist on ig Some people likes to suffer.

Ikr. That and the repeated uses of the "nut" button.

Same.

Okay, Squidward

Same here XD

7:03 this part right here is my ONLY favorite part about this movie.

@@bloopergaming2329 Well you pay the actors with the budget so... no.

Blackmail?

The actors were Hollywood has beens.

Budget = 70% voice acting, 10% animation, 20% like cocaine probably

No way that's the budget. A lot of the budget numbers found online are BS, especially for older and less mainstream movies.

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Dancing in the poop factory (toilet) to Jesus music with an anime guy (body pillow)

*tm

That's like if Conkers Bad Fur Day had a baby with the anime Saint Young Men...

@@anrriveradxndsigamer1495 Oh gross!

Venting perhaps?

And somehow this one person's wish to end Christmas ends it for everyone.

@@dakat5131 She is the Chosen One.

I mean it’s probably a ‘better’ thing for her to hate than getting mad at her parents for leaving. Like “we can’t have her get mad at her parents, kids would get a bad message.”

The difference is *one takes your innocence, and the other takes your virginity.* Edit: *_holy mother of jizz on my blanket this is the most likes I've ever gotten :O but legit THANKS SO MUCH!!!_*

Depends on the situation..not all anime are bad.

@Some Random Conservative *_ask yourself that question._*

Nice

The Narrator *insert triggered weeaboo comment*

lmao

At least the lion king wasn't this bad

No

@@dysondoggo3336 yep it gud

I never watched lion king

Reginald is Saber's waifu confirmed 😂

*jizz*

**shudders**

Aka The Masterpiece starring Tim Curry as the Rat King

Or the Care Bears one! Although the Barbie one has Tim Curry as the Mouse King!

I always hated Barbie in the Nutcracker when I was a little kid because it was so different from the actual Nutcracker story. I've tried to re-watch it over the years, but this still bothers me. I guess a lot of it is because I know that the first version a little kid sees of something is what they consider to be the correct version. And it just bothers me to know that so many little kids will see the Barbie version first, then see the real Nutcracker show and probably think it's wrong. This actually happened to a friend of mine when she was a little kid. She was trying to argue with me that certain aspects of The Nutcracker had to be a certain way because they were that way in the Barbie version. So I can't stand Barbie in the Nutcracker no matter how many times I try to re-watch it. It's probably a much better movie than I think it is, but because it tries to call itself The Nutcracker while being so completely different from The Nutcracker, I just don't like it. I'm okay with Barbie doing this kind of thing in some of their other films, like The Three Musketeers, because they give themselves some room to make it different. For example, they made Barbie the original main character's (I don't know how to spell his name) daughter in Barbie and The Three Musketeers. Putting Barbie in the Nutcracker or Barbie in Swan Lake, they're trying to claim that these are the same things as the actual ballets when they're really not. I don't mean to hate on the movie, and I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm being too harsh. I just dislike a lot of movies or TV specials that called themselves The Nutcracker anything for this same reason. I did love Nutcracker and the Four Realms though. That one I really like, despite how different it is from the original story.

@@randomusername429 Some of the older movies make references to the source material.

@@sailormoonfaiza The Barbie version did reference the material in a lot of ways, but unfortunately The Nutcracker is not the easiest story to adapt into a regular, spoken narrative, because the whole second half is purely dancing without quite as much story. And since most versions try to wrap up the battle within the first 20 minutes, they're left with the rest of the movie and not much to do. Unfortunately, the Barbie version hit the same hurdle, and ended up doing a lot of different stuff that I just didn't like.

I remember watching this all the time as a kid. I liked one song and literally forgot about the rest of the movie. I also always confused this with veggie tales.

I had this on a double sided DVD. The other side was Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night (AKA the only time Lea Michele was ever a saving grace)

I watched this a bunch of times as a kid

Now I’m just picturing Pete as a mean godfather

Lion King: “are we just a whim to you?”

It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.

Kowalski, Analysis

I actually believe that. Bad animation, talking food, sexual innuendos, and poop river.

Although, to be fair, if FoodFight didn't have most of it's original animation stolen first, we could've had a decent movie!

Or Liquid Snake.

*_"THE FINAL B L O W"_*

@@problem3412 omg.... please XD.

*NUT*

Zed Davenport same.

@@ZefDavenport sorry brosive...couldn't let my quagmire-like humor go to waste....so... *_g i g i t y_*

wait a second...

@@queenblister7845 Wait what...they knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

It's been done ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hdIXrF34Bz0.html

Well it was to “wake up”

"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

The body

There's already rule 34 of a female nut...I hate the way I said that