What Will It Take To Destroy This Pizza Reviewer? 

To be fair he is that's all I watch of him

@@djtoxicdhg Yeah, I just know him as the One Bite pizza review guy I watched like 5 years ago and forgot all about until now.

How is that wild? That’s damn near what he’s known for

He has the biggest pizza review series of all time… so it isn’t weird.

@@Omnibushido- lol pizza reviews are wiold

Legendary

Dawg barstool employees are almost all the exact people that woulda got shit on or hated in school lmao. these are people that were just naturally wierd or wild mofos

@@PandaGoblin10Knot in the 2000s 😂😂😂

The only people that unironically use the term peaked in high school are either still in high school or got bullied. Your life will only get worse when you realize corporate is filled with these types. Your inability to get along with people and antisocial views will be the reason you’ll never peak. Better start making content, just like they do

@@1kisland Bro, what are you yapping about? Everyone who is old enough has seen multiple examples of people who literally did reach the pinnacle of life during their high school years. You see multiple cases of the stereotypical king and prom queen types who were considered THE shit in high school but are now IN the shit when in adult life, and you have never stepped foot in anything to do with "corporate" if you think the jocks from the football team who spent their entire school years doing keg stands and skipping class to hit the field are some business CEOs now 😂

That makes sense and it’s a strong motivator. If you don’t have the emotional maturity to grow up, I suppose you have to create a world where you can make being a dumb degenerate kid heroic. Good point.

Paid off handsomely for him.

He knew how it felt and how those kinds of people enjoyed those moments. He made money off of it. Pretty simple.

There's NOTHING more pathetic than a frat boy!!! What a bunch of dorks! 😂

100%

Not anymore lol looks like it’s all settled out to him being annoying and embarrassing middle aged frat bro who no one takes seriously 😂

Same then I remember her old intro and I make the connection 😂

Yep, there’s a video of her going to this outdoor party where she makes out with another girl.

Same, but it totally makes sense that she was. She was that typical "hot dumb athletic blonde" character who loved to party lol.

I remember her talking about it once or twice back in the day. It definitely wasn't a secret.

Yeah like him or not he had Jenna and Alex Cooper start with him which is wild to think about

His whole pizza review is weird. He reviews cheese pizza aka cp aka u know what.

Yeah Jews be like that @@yayaaa

i agree that it is deranged/unhinged behavior but i think it shows that in his mind he really wasn't/isn't doing anything wrong i think it shows his ignorance and hubris more than it proves that he does these awful things with malicious intent

@@oRealAlieNo He’s a Chris Paul fan 😶

If you aren't a pedo then it's funny

Media does that all the time. Starting with the article titles.

this video is a hit piece too

hes constantly the target of hit peices. dave clears it up like a man everytime, that speaks volumes

@@ryanflynn6819 Yeah, like that Anti Union comment, he tried to clear that one from our collective memory. Speaks volumes.

​@@a-iz4pg Womp womp

I wonder if he and Bert Kreischer have hit it off yet?

That was so incredibly spot on.

A real Chinless statement

Very accurate 😂 Portnoy basically saw what maddox and Tucker Max were doing and said “I can do that too”

Patty CC is bitter because he spent Friday's at home playing D&D when he was in High School. Huge sign saying he hates the men he wishes he could be. He needs to let go of that HUGE chip on his shoulder. It's not a good look. Now he has a large platform and is going to bully someone and attempt to "DESTROY" him. Very interesting choice in words. It's subjective and could cause an unstable fan of Patty CC to actually physically harm or "destroy" Dave.

Why? Barstool is a platform full of people addicted to watching sports, it was sold to a sports betting / gambling company.

@@TheAngryAustrianI think he referring to Dave boring it back for a dollar

Buying *

why its not shock... just because you dont like it doesnt m ean thata they dont pull $$$$. Nickleback is one of the most hated band, yet they sell out all of their shows and many of their songs have gone plat

Cry

This youtuber is trash. Long live pizza!

​@@7Jstamperalmost as if it's AI generated

"a military grade canon"

Your comment is like nails on a chalkboard even more so!

@@PrintSolution100no

I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel, it gives me so much joy. We like Dave because he doesnt care about what people think, hes just himself. Guys like that.

@@nuck-That doesn’t sound very picky.

@@joannarichards6245 in todays age where people will try to cancel you for speaking out against the woke mob? it's quite picky concidering he specifically said "I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel" which on the internet, more often than not if someone starts to get cancelled, they issue an appology for whatever the woke deemed "offensive" and then the person gets cancelled from both sides. "you can't cancel someone who doesn't care" in general, if you got an anti woke or a woke community and you offend the other, you apologize to the other side and then your side starts to be offended as a result, resulting in a cancelation.

He says that about his shoulder and baseball lol but it’s satire

@@nuck- You mold your entire perception of people around what another group cant do to them instead of judging them based solely on their character? That doesn't make much sense at all, you are willingly admitting that you are a sheep that follows the masses.

Only people that have never been in a fight say dat shit 😂😂😂

So do you tbh lol

​@@judadon707Says loser who had also never been in an actual fight.

​@SirAsdf I was thinking the same thing. He got college boys to follow him, try and get grown men to do the same without being punched in the face.

@@SirAsdf bro I grew up wrestling sense I was 5 I’ve boxed and done jitsu sense I was 12 I’ve been punched in the face more times than I can count 😂😂😂

Lmao this is the third Zuckerberg reference in the comment section

Same tribe

I don’t think you’ve seen anybody on crack before lol. If anything, he looks like a gambling, beer drinking, pizza eating, sports obsessed version of Zuck. So basically Zuck if he wasn’t a robot and acted like an average white American man

This dude looks so British to me but he’s not…

*coked up Zuckerberg

What should I do with my day? Ah I should go to youtube to defend the racist pizza man who will never know I exist.

@@Dunkelz 🤣🤣🤣 nice try

@@Dunkelz how is Dave a racist?

Does it show how the funds were distributed?

*but not Bert Kreisher. If only any of us could be so lucky.

@@JackQNielsenlol

He's living the dream

@@nolabets3130 if your dream is to be an asshole with no accountability

@@nolabets3130if that’s your dream then I feel bad for you

Valar morghulis

@@madeonearth3429 valar dohaeris

Deadspin was headed downhill anyway, the mutiny just expedited that.

Wow, that's crazy! A business man seized on a golden business opportunity? It's unheard of. Deadspin became trash when they dedicated 90 percent of their articles to politics instead of, well, sports.

seems irrelevant

underrated statement

I can’t imagine that

I agree, especially when he was younger

They are all Jews

Both can't be bad?

@@JC-tu6hc They can, but one is a zit and the other is a full blown flesh eating disease.... Barstool has nowhere near the same exposure as ESPN, TSN and every other traditional media outlet. Every outlet that broadcasts NFL games has gambling apps commercials... every single one. This accusation is ridiculous when his activity does not even move the needle.

@@JC-tu6hc sure, but condemning 1 but not the other is kinda hypocritical no?

@@DarkDyllon No, it doesn't. "How come you can denounce X but not Y or Z or ZY etc" is a lazy argument

That owner got mad because he was given a low score. Good ol' Somerville

It’s funny, because I was just watching his reviews and actually watched that one! 🤣

Tom Brady has full mouth/tongue kissed his son since he was a toddler. Way worse than any shock value jokes Portnoy made.

@@Pri0nDiseaseirrelevant cherry pick to make Dave sound less weird. Tom Brady being weird ≠ Dave’s “joke” being acceptable

yeah I didn't know he was a pedo. nothing this guy has said/done has ever bothered me, but that shit is fucked

@@cwewwwnot an irrelevant cherry pick, you’re just a clown 🫵🤡

@@cwewww I don’t like Portnoy; to be clear. I’m simply stating this is not the weirdest thing involving Brady’s son going on.

How many people like Mark hide behind closed doors and have evil intentions to keep the people under some form of control.....

different people, same tribe.

@@R290s_biggest_fan if you know, you know

they want you to know@@vico6261

😮😂😂😂​@@R290s_biggest_fan

Who says he’s not a good guy?

@@novaseller5966hipsters, liberals, soy boys, angry women, etc

​@@wissawissa83Dudes over the age of 12, people not into rape, people who didn't peak in highschool, and anyone with a sense of humor that's not grade school-level.

Never use "off of" - you sound like you have 65 IQ.

​@@wissawissa83literally anyone with a brain thinks this dude is pathetic.

Bruh I was watching dis show this week and I was like dawg cousin is Dave Portnoy

I was thinking that this whole video

Can't unsee this.

I can see it

I have often thought that.

Ouch. I think it's a little closer to "What Zuckerberg thinks he looks like in his own head"

Yeah, I think even TB would be angry here, did he ever react to this comment? Like, I am NOOO fan of TB, but… *W T F* 😳

because it was funny

But why did the Brady's have their kid naked in public? And then people get mad at the guy who took the picture of them.

@@johnm725 cp is funny to you? FBI

yeah i mean its kinda funny, but not something i would post on a global platform

Yup! I literally said "Facts!"

Yeah most people that would say or laugh at that never will experience a peak. Easy to laugh at that when you don’t know what it is!😂

@@michaelmaguire86 I take it you're one of those "peaked in high school" bros then?

@@shaun2463 fr. Creepy jokes about small children and aggressive comments towards of variety of women, totally fine, but talking about a bro that peaked in high school, outcomes the sensitivity. Lol. It’s too funny what is acceptable to these weird Bros and what isn’t.

@@michaelmaguire86 My man is proud that he peaked when he was 15 LOL

I think your mistake was clicking on this video expecting it not to be a hit piece

@@74rocktiger74 nah

Don’t forget the thousands of small businesses he helped during Covid. If it wasn’t for people like Portnoy. This kid wouldn’t have any content.

​@@firewalker1372 I'm sure this kid would be happy to give up a few videos if it meant that nobody like Portnoy existed. Women everywhere would be able to breathe a sigh of relief.

@@amoliski lol man hater.

Tom Brady forgave him so your point is moot.

@@Tee-OhBee Who cares if the father forgave him? Its still fucking weird and nasty.

Is that the guy who held down his son and kissed him on Premium evening mainstream TV?

@@AustinCameron"other people can sexually violate children if their parents do it" what is wrong with you.

@@AustinCameronthe heights that you guys go to defend some of these celebs is ridiculous

DONT DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PLACE

He was a Varsity Baseball player at Swampscott you would've killed to have his batting average

"what is it with you and this obsession wit dis varsity crap?"

Its a Sopranos Reference Einstein@@jonesjermaine4387

He was a varsity athlete

A party is a party. You expect him to go rub elbows with smug IPA drinking commie douchebags? Lol

Why?

He made a 100+ million dollar business off of it. So I'm not sure if you're pretending to be upset or trying to relate to a youtube video

I see you’ve never been to college cause there were literal 30 years old and older in my classes.

Here's even something more crazy- there's even people in their 40s, 50s, 60s in college! Crazy! Wow! insane!

Hahaha, he really does! Perfect!

Accurate 😂

He gets them redone every ten or so years. Do your homework

Both have same early life history

Everyone idealizes the past

Nope

Okay not all of it was great lol

Yes

lol i'm american and I've barely heard of this guy and only know him from other people showing clips of his pizza reviews over the years. What a total douche.

😂 ❤

@@BrooklynnZoo me to and hes annoying asf reviewing pizza i swear he just says random scores

I don’t think most Americans know it either

he literally lived by the rule of "if it's offensive to you, that's a you issue" which I can respect honestly.

Well said. Id probably say "It disgusts me" instead though

well it just so happens that those type of people are the ones that don't waste time talking shit in the youtube comments instead they go out and make things happen good or bad they make things happen. if you don't like people like this being in the positions they are in then step up and become the person you want to see in that position.

I love rap. But I can also acknowledge that its glorifying a lot of awful shit. We pick and choose what’s bad and what’s good. I feel like this is no different

@@doomfanboy9413 I can't tell if that was irony or just projection with a lack of self awareness. Lmao I mean you're criticizing someone in a RU-vid comment for criticizing someone else in a RU-vid comment? Wtf bro 🤣

This entire video is an absolute disgrace. Have some courage yourself to examine your confirmation bias and actually look into all the evidence on some of this stuff. You won’t because you got the confirmation that your bias is correct and don’t want to be proven to wrong. But you’d be a better man than most of these people on here who are assuming a person’s guilt without due process - or even looking into the facts. Look further into that 19 year old’s claims and you’ll be shocked at what you find. You’ll also be shocked at how slanted this channel is.

Lol not at all

Na, he's not that guy

Nah he’s the type to call you a non racial slur thatll hurt your feelings and say it’s just a joke.

dam, lots of his fans got angered here

So another Jack Doherty prettymuch

Because nobody says it like that (not even Germans).

It's because that's not how you say it.

@@fearlv1rattata slow clap

howITZer

Makes me wonder what Patrick’s education level is, and how he missed all the documentaries where it’s said repeatedly. Says a lot about Patrick’s upbringing as well, and why he can’t understand why men still need people willing to push back against the feminine driven bullshit we’re seeing today

Went from 0 to rape in 4 choppy sentences.

"Awkward and creepy at best, rapey at worst" is how you can describe most of Dave Portnoys life.

He did employ EDP and post a child’s privates. All in the same family of terribleness

*checks notes* making millions

@@RU-vid_stole_my_handle money is more important than morals to people nowadays. This world is disgusting. Dear Lord Jesus.

I'm wondering that too. You always hear "Military Grade" but what other grades are there?? 🤔

@@GutzOverFear civilian grade war cannon lmao

military grade just means lowest bidder which fulfills the specifications. civilian versions of military grade stuff are often times better. That said, howitzers are artillery cannons used exclusively for military applications, so clarifying that it's military grade is just redundant. I know not everyone gives a shit about military stuff or plays call of duty, but come on, at least pronounce it correctly.

also nothing says common man like getting a 30k loan from your dad for gambling

gotta be able to stay in front of a camera for five years

Hair transplants, much different than hair plugs

Ain't shit "common" about that. 💯

Ever been to swampscott bro?? You dont know what youre talking about

​@@tylerdillon8826"In 2022, the median household income of Swampscott households was $118,646" yeah sounds like YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what they're talking about, you're beyond privileged if you think that's an average neighborhood

@@R_S747I made that when I first turned 30. Ppl in the old neighborhood thought I was rich..

@@R_S747 Preach, brother. My Dad drove delivered furniture locally and my Mom taught 10th Graders. From the year I was born (1988) until about 2006. Arooound $67,000 a year. We ain't struggle but we didn't fuckin' have it all either. I repeat - ain't shit "common" about $118,000

nah its just the big nose connections

You didn't hear when he said he gambled? how much money do you have saved in your bank? haha. Guy is richer than all of us in this comment section

@@MasterEggrollnot me

but youre poor

well he is worth 100's of millions of dollars now so it worked out just fine for him. How are you doing in life compared to him?

There’s a surprising amount of words this dude can’t pronounce even remotely correct.

​@@tvividyusually foreign words which makes sense

@@Luc_B63 howitzer is barely a foreign word. thing is he knows how it's pronounced. It's there in the videos of Portnoy. Portnoy actually said it.

@@prointernetuser hardly a foreign word? Bro do you know what foreign means lmao It's a word in a different language. That's foreign. It's not like a super commonly known foreign word like hola or bon voyage and even those are technically still foreign 💀

@@Luc_B63 Just because a word has foreign roots does not make it "foreign." "Howitzer" is the common word used in every English speaking country for artillery. A native English speaker should be able to pronounce the word correctly. Every Private in the US Army can do so.

my jaw dropped during that intro. I just thought he ate pizzas 😅I ain't know he was a demon 🥲

And lives better than you ever will.

scorned ex suspicions correct

Sounds like you’re not over it.

I can't lie you do sound bitter tbh, not really sure why you shared this

I love when people call women who don't follow their insane beliefs as "pick me". Internal misogyny from the degenerate left.

"His new gf is also the ultimate pick-me girl who spends her days modding various barstool discords." I see you're stalking your ex to see if he's miserable so you can feel better about yourself. It all makes sense to me now. This is ultimate "tell me you're bitter without telling me you're bitter.

algospeak

Brain AIDS

Why are you crying? What’s wrong? 😭😭

@@serious261 buddy… this is going to shock you … I hope you’re sitting down for this one … people use these emojis 😂🤣😭 to indicate something called “laughter” .. now I know I know I know, “what is laughter” - I hear you ask: well my son, laughter is the action or sound of laughing. You 🤡 “Laughing??? What is that” I hear you ask again … 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ Well buddy.. laughing is when humans make the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement. You 🤡 “Oh oh ok I think I’ve seen that before once or twice… but uhmm why did you do this emoji 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ there’s no need to hit yourself in the face over my question man” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@serious261 also 14 subscribers off of 33 videos is impressive lololol. That’s almost half a subscriber per upload (almost) If you keep it up … it’ll only take 2000 more uploads to make it to monetization!!! Keep up the good work. 💀💀💀💀💀

@@TheModernCentrist 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@TheModernCentrist and you’re speaking with only 300 subscribers? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 keep it up!!!

There’s a lot of lame dudes who peaked in high school

Somebody’s mad they didn’t get into a frat lmao

Right, the guy is a creep

@@petewajda3083this is bait right

He's pretty funny lmao if you hate on him it's guaranteed you fw lgbt and Biden lmao

facts.

So in other words, you peaked in high school.

@@brianfitzsimmons6074 lol weak ass comeback.

@prodyung829 Not my best. Probably a 7.6. Just the word 'Facts' as a comment? Gotta go about a 2.4. Don't bring much to the table. Everybody knows the rules.

@@brianfitzsimmons6074 People who have a hatred for the pizza guy got really small penises

#miltonstrong

Getting a basic, well reported fact like that wrong certainly doesn't lend a ton of credibility to the video.

Of course it was Milton, rich boy lol

cuz hes ai chasing algo clicks, obviously. do more research

and theres a reason...cuz no one hates him.

​@@justinbridgez not according to this comment section.

Because none of these controversies were as big as you’d think. I remember them but in all his channels and social media no one even mentioned them. It was like it never happened and its been like that even now.

​@@Robert-ey2vplol how naive! Of course you won't see it on HIS channels - why would he bring it up, or allow it to be brought up by guests or other hosts? Hes a big corporation now.... he knows he needs to be careful. And there are editors & producers and such who make sure it doesn't happen if they dont want it to. Also, content creators & channel owners have FULL control over the comments you are ALLOWED to see - regardless of the platform, or if its their own website that they own. Its very easy to give the appearance that everyone who engages is just a big fan! Keywords or users can be flagged for auto-deleted or require approval before showing publicly. Moderators are hired to control engagement in live videos.... What you see online is deliberately & carefully curated - you are seeing exactly what someone WANTS you to see. Not just with content creators - platforms & applications too.

I give this comment a 9.2

They are just drama queens 🤪

"Alpha"😂🙄

@@jessickalush3305my exact thought.

The comment I've been looking for. Men gossips more than women.

You're mistaken. It takes a dummy to have millions of dummies to support him. No intelligent man would be able to achieve that. This is the tragedy of our new world.

Yea if you're rich you must be smaht

@@OhAwe I’m talking self made not generational wealth or lottery

@@michaell7927 as someone who did well in business, it's absolutely majority luck and don't let any egotist tell you otherwise.

too prepared to give this guy credit lol he got his business basically handed to him but good point ig

Well it is Mike Rappaport 😂

I think the clown nose makes it more sarcasm/satire which would then be considered Dave Portnoy’s opinion. Generally, a statement of opinion is not defamation, though it’s not an absolute defense.

That's not how court works. Jesus christ you kids watch one video and get upset at somebody you've never even seen before

@@buddy3852 bro who are you responding to. I think everyone understands that's not literally the meaning of the judgment. Typical elderly internet users not getting the joke